₦airaland Forum

Ndata: Ok we have heard! Yorubas are the most educated,the most sophisticated,most enterprising,the cleanest,Yorubas don't cheat,they don't rob,Yorubas don't do human ritual,Yorubas are the most hardworking,most accommodating,Yorubas don't commit crimes,i-n-c-e-s-t.Yorubas are the most religious tolerant of all the tribes in Nigeria.Can we close this thread.

if your fada owns the tread u can close it.

we are all talking as if we choose our tribe or religion before we were born.

dnklojang: Will she be Beautiful in her coffin? Vanity! it is vanity!!

All is vanity in its application,your statement is vanity because of the way u apply.

will u be beautiful in your coffin?

abdulkayus: Children don full nairaland, imagine a boy dat finish sec in 2010 talkin abt love instead of talkin abt book.

na wah ooo, imagine an old man like abdulkayus who is suppose to be with his family is commenting on love story on a site created by his son age mate, hw abt dat?

bel-d-cat:
hello!...2008 was 4yrs ago.if u don't know.besides; i'm almost tru with uni.& i make my own money now....so GROW UP!...which 1 be own your own sef?.abi na you bring me come here?

i like the way he attacked u but i love ur responses to his attack, abi na u bring come here

oh boy nobody bring anybody come here, lol.

I DONT NO WAT TO SAY BUT THE IRONY OF IT IS DAT U COULD STILL BE THE BEST WITHOUT THEM

I DONT THINK I VE LIVED IN D SAME HOUSE WITH HIM FOR 2 DAYS

HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTIN ABT ME(scool,shelter,i mean everytin)

THE LAST TYME I SAW HIM WAS ALMOST 15YRS AND DAT WAS FOR 2O MINS,I PROSTRATED TO GREET HIM BT HE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE HIM

HE STAYS IN OGUN STATE AND I LIVE IN LAGOS STATE

MY MOTHER HAS ADVISED ME TO GO AND SEE HIM BUT I AM JUST WANDERING TO SEE HIM FOR WAT.

I THINK I COULD RATHER CELEBRATE WOMEN DAT STAYS WIT SUCH MEN TO D END

i am nt saying he is bad,wicked,stubborn. i would rada say sometins were nt mmeant to be.

I WILL TRY AND SEE HIM BT I JUST DONT KNOW.

i just dey wonder how the poster take the pics especially the one underneath the bridge perphaps a public holiday.

brownlord: Am not dissapointed atall, when some idiot here where celebratin an athelte because she won a heat, same here I was insulted because I said its wrong,Yam even said hope I will apologies pls let go back to the old thread to continue from there, I said I will apologies but unfortunately they not going to win a medal means I won't, thank God hv nt been put to shame, if we investigate this nigeria olympics team, don't be surprise Nigeria spent more money more than any other country in that competition, please hw mch was released for that competion, let start frm there, useless nation, useless leaders, and foolish people including me

1.i guess i am part of dose idiots but the fact is dat i wont be very hopefully if she hasnr won the heat and that is why i am celebrating hope dat is logical enough
2.your apology is conditined on fact that if we win any medal
3.u dont need to jump frm thread to thread to justify urself even u have the day u are still part of the loss.

omo_to_dun: The Nigerian president should have made the statement indirectly, employing subtlety and diplomacy, like Americans do.

Americans are livid and fearful that their influence in the world is decreasing and that their standing is tenuous. Of course, every country aspires to be amongst the world powers; particularly, every country wants to be the world power; but never had I, until now, heard (or read) that any human, apart from Hitler, directly communicated his desire to rule the world. That simply smells like fascism.

Consequently, the powers that be will be even more aggressive in making sure that no third world country ever tastes power, no matter how minute.

I do not blame President Jonathan because Nigerians are politically incorrect people.The president would probably be wondering why folks are getting mad at his comments!

The office of the president is just too big for him. i cant stop smiling and i am sure his advisers are telling him the same,lol

brownlord: Nonsence, what special about winning a heat, can she win a medal? Or them don dey give medal for heat? Was the heat what they where sent there to do or to bring home medals and make the world hear our national anthem, I doubt if our national anthem would ever be heard in this olympics

if blessing or oda ngerian wins a medal will you tender ur apology as u tender ue insult on nigeria/nigerians.

WE WON, CONGRATSSSSSSS, 60-56,
CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Amya: First off, let me start by saying this is a 100% true. If any one knows me on Nl, they'd know I don't make up stories.

My Dad's youngest sister is 39. she just got married last year to an AA guy she met on an online dating site. They got married here in Nigeria, so she has to be in Nigeria for 2 years before gets her green card to join him.

The guy has been to Nigeria a couple of times, but I haven't met him. He sent me a friend request on facebook, and earlier in the year, he asked my Aunty to give him my bb pin. We started chatting innocently. I call him uncle, and he calls me 'my sexy niece' he always try to chat me up every other day. After a while the communication stopped. We didn't chat for 2 months, but I could care less.

Yesterday, he went on full toasting mode. Telling me his marriage between by Aunty and him is over, and how he's always been in love with me and want's to marry me. I was trying to see reasons with him (more out of respect than anything else) why the liaison would never work, because his wife in question is my Aunt! Plus I have a bf I love.

He went on to say "Bleep tradition! Bleep family!!! I want you to be here in new york city with before the end of the year. We'll get married here and bla bla bla" It was shocking and traumatising.

I'll never be foolish enough to fall for that crap. But I may just teach him a few lessons never to mess with a naija girl (by chopping him mugu)

I really don't know whether or not to tell my Aunt about this and make it a family issue.

1,i am not insulting you the fact is dat you wont for along tyme get married
2.if you get married there will be issues which will make u want to divorce
3,u are just a grade B of wat ur aunty is and dat is y he could offer u marriage or are u d only niece

yemstok: ₪☹ hard feelings o!
1.What "corel" is it corel draw?
2."We are both a corper"
3."Serving in the same same"

Are you really a graduate or ure just faking it?

it is u dat is not a graduate for u not to understand words shldnt be written in full

mcnepow: At what age did this attraction start
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Abeg, no expose yourself anymore jooor

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no mind the guy,even if he says he want to have sex with the girl, it is beta

but i guess his problem is dat the girl body does not tell his age.

@ op, go and tell the father , he knows beta.

He is the only nigeria hip hop muscian that i love this person and music.

manny4life: You see yourself?

How you fall in love with a car you'll hardly see around?

Abeg limit your love for the car, the car is expensive but personally, it looks dull to me. The day I'll get married (everyone invited), Bentley it is.

lovely words.

HQ: Very Interesting. Wish they added like a Video Tour of the interior.

u funny, i cant believe u asking such a queastion

1.arent u on the internet?
2.vent u heard or read abt google,bing and other search engines and wat they do.
3.didnt u see the link?

ok let me ask u dis question.is the governor of lagos Babatunde raji fashola, a male or female?

mumu

~vicky~:
Its Nonso Diobi ,one of Nigeria's actor
Nonso was born on 17th July in Enugu. He is the last born of five children.
drop your messages here

And so wat?

bashr8: are you mad? which edo and delta are you tsalking about ? speak about your ethnic group , the aniomas in delta and edo plus the urobo,ijaw and isoko will never have anything to do with yorubas,even itshekiris hang out with easterners you are just another alhaji harem claiming to be from edo , unfortunately in real life these groups feel m0re comfortable with igbos who are less tribalistic than yorubas that will only speak yoruba whether u understand it or not(which is not a bad thing for them to speak their language always)

u dont need to say dis perphaps u ve forgotten ur ve mouth to speak urs.

Demdem: the law permits the perpetrators of those heinous crimes to be fished out and dealt with severally and not for a whole tribe to be banished

u are mad ! if u are nt mad i bet someone in your family is, i dare anyone to tell me i am impolite.

the first offender always go free like the fulani and wen retaliation comes then they say rubbish.

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Skanas: ...borrowed money?Bro,my profit(the very first was #16000 *lol* frm my 180k start off) just kept adding up..Ooo.Although it was easy for me to make more sales because the moment my dealers(who actually said I couldn't start the biz wit my '180k') noticed my rate of turnover,they began to offer me credit facilities which help me expand my market...

i am tiking of it with fones because my coy justed posted me to wk with one of their dealers

r231:

i dont tik dis is for the typical naija babe
it is either they tell u deir mind or walk away fast or gradually
no bodi go tell u wat they mean and intend to do.

maybe dat is for ur british or swedish babes

brownlord: Can anyone help with the kind of bizness one can start up as graduate, wit atkeast 1m, please risk free

first step to failure looking for a biz to do as a graduate.

the biz to do as a graduate is to practice wat u read in school,lol.

acidtalk: A whole lot my brother.
Most times you can actual start off a business with 0kozo (zero kobo).

Even you are selling 'service' instead of 'product' then you sure might need very few startup cash.

I.E, maybe minimal amount for a complimentary card, flyers and one or two printed out proposal to be submitted.

Like you will always be asked what do you have a great passion for? Go and think deep come back with your answers and we will take it from there.

anywhere u tried and dis all depend on d kind of biz he wants to venture into[b]
I.E, maybe minimal amount for a complimentary card, flyers and one or two printed out proposal to be submitted.
[/b] but all dis bolded statement can do well with a good strategic location, it all depends of the guy of biz he or she waants

Audinowing: Am a graduate of accounting with a very good result too, but for soone months now I ve been looking for job n non is forth coming. I am just tired with this job search thing n wants to venture into business. But the question is that, what kind of business can I do with 100k? Pls guys advice.

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interesting indeed,

looking for strategic location where der is movement of people constantly.
contact me or do a market research to computer village and buy fones from major distributors at gud price
u can also venture into recharge card biz along and get registration kits for any GSM network.

0r contact me

Skanas: Wel,afta grad in 2008 microbiology EBSU n service in 2009 fggc mkpat enin Aks,I have neva 'seriously' applied for a job.Not like am proud of myself,becos ah stil want 2 practice my course..Ooo.But 9ja condition made me use 180k to start recharge biz(wholesale) on d 15th of Aug 2010 one month afta service.Lucky me,my dad has a shop so ah didnt hv 2 rent.I also hawkd d rechare cards eachtym my sis agree 2 stay in my shop..fast4ward to 2day...ah have 3 pple in my payrole,ah hav an annex,a sullivan cab(if u r in Enugu u'l no wat ah min) and stock capacity worth ova a million.Infact d very first dealer ah went 2 buy frm wit my 180k(n who actually insulted me)came 2 my shop 2 offer me credit facilities...lol al ah go sey na God do am...jst start something,u'l b amazed hw it wil spring up...minyl am stil goin bk 2 school..Ooo 4 my Msc. then Phd. Becos ah hav passion 4 lecturing...

ur story is gub but i will like to know weda u borrowed moni apart from 180k.

Rocktation: I remember Edet wanted to play ball on a bright day oo. But it started raining and so he could not. Sad.

I remember that Mr Sada is a farmer that lives in Sapele. He plants yams, corn, cassava (and milk-- i used to think....imagine!). He goes to church on sundays and at the end, they asked 'can you see the church in the picture?'.

I remember Nene used to sing so sweet when she washes her clothes down by the river side where the green grass grows. She used to call her playmates to join her in singing too *jobless girls*

And then, i remember Agbo......but i never knew the exact thing that he was doing in that book.

Simbi and Ali of cos, were always going to school. They NEVER told us how or whether they ever get home...* Renegades*

u go use laugh kill me,

i guess it is just a reading book

crackhouse: A responsible man is a working class family man with kids and beautiful wife.

wat abt if he sleeps with his housemaid is he still responsible,mumu

Koolking: You are what you wear. You dress to be addressed as you are.

mumu, ode so mechanics are not responsible people because of wat they wear.

a person inresponsible in a particular area can be responsible in oda area e.g chris okotie, he is not responsible in in marriage but he might be responsible in church adminstration.
wondering y the church hasnt scatter after 2 divorcees.

a responsible person to me is determine by 3 things
1,your character which should always be good,kind e.t.c
2,how u handle situation and issues, with dis we are more responsible than each oda for example today wen the rain fell in my area.i went to help my neibors pack their clothes on the line
with dis it is nt everybody that will ve dat in mind that does nt mean the person is inresponsible.
3,it has to do with parental upbringing

RESPONSIBLITY IS RELATIVE BOTH IN USAGE AND IN ACT SO I THINK

Ijebulogic: Absolutely agree! This is my second appeal for the moderator to launch a "creative writing" thread for all these story tellers. It baffles me that anyone in Nigeria will have deep family problems and feel that the best way out is to post on Nairaland rather than seek counsel from their family,pastor or imam. next topic jare!!

1. it is free
2.it is anoda way of socialising
3,Dont think we are the only that knows abt it.
3.poster might be an introvert looking for a way out of the lonely world
4.it baffles why u dont think of all dis things b4 u post.
5. the paths tat leads to ur medulaoblongota is too narrow, expand it.

Thanks

Ijebulogic: Absolutely agree! This is my second appeal for the moderator to launch a "creative writing" thread for all these story tellers. It baffles me that anyone in Nigeria will have deep family problems and feel that the best way out is to post on Nairaland rather than seek counsel from their family,pastor or imam. next topic jare!!

1. it is free
2.it is anoda way of socialising
3,Dont think we are the only that knows abt it.
3.postermight be an introvert looking for a way out of the lonely world
4.it baffles why u dont think of all dis things b4 u post.
5. the paths tat leads to medulaoblongota is too narrow, expand it.

Thanks