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PoliticsRe: Keyamo: No Reason To Reveal Tinubu’s Health Status by Yankiss(m): 3:43pm On Jan 17, 2023
Keyamo used to be reasonable until he joined the gang and even became a spokesperson to the one he ardently criticized in the past. Just like Reuben Abati is blindly pro Atiku and anything PDP. It's just the late Gani Fawehinmi that passed that human parochial benchmark. He was detribalized and consistent in his activism.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Obidients Door-To-Door Campaign In Nassarawa State by Yankiss(m):
Good one. Grassroots sensitization on point.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom PDP Governorship Candidate, Umo Eno Convicted by Yankiss(m): 6:45am On Jan 07, 2023
The ruling will be vacated by a higher court. Mark it. I am not conversant with the details of this case in order to assert the culpability or otherwise of the suspect. Nobody is above the law. If he is culpable may the law entrap him.
CrimeRe: I Begged Him To Use Condom - Married Nurse Tells Lagos Court How She Was Raped by Yankiss(m): 7:25pm On Jan 06, 2023
habsydiamond:
U have a condom in ur bag... this story get kleg oo.. when u noticed he was weak why not take advantage of the situation then by looking for an object to hit him somewhere and run out of the room. U said u are not cheap that he should go and find single ladies outside..
It could just be communication difficulty. She said she wanted to use the opportunity to struggle free - had he allowed her to go for condom - evidently she didnt have any. If he was tired, she too was.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Waves At Supporters Ahead Kano State Mega Rally by Yankiss(m): 1:41pm On Jan 04, 2023
The Jagaban. I fear he is replacing Buhari. All permutations are in his favour. Though I am an ardent Obidient.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Inaugurate Onochie, Others As NDDC Board by Yankiss(m): 12:55pm On Jan 04, 2023
Congratulations to Onochie. Bootlicking pays in this government. What are her credentials to be board chairman over and above technocrats in that team?
FamilyRe: Work Wahala In My Marriage by Yankiss(m): 12:55pm On Jan 04, 2023
Zonefree:
Your main concern and worry should be infidelity from your wife, like I told you in your former thread.

You're yet to address that and now you're most concerned about her relocation. A woman who was flirting with her ex when you're sharing same room with her, what do you think will happen when she's alone?

Be wise.
It's obvious he doesnt know what he wants. He has to choose between that job and his marriage. The woman obviously need to leave that job. It's SIMPle
Foreign AffairsRe: Nine Dead In Freedom City Mall Stampede In Namasuba, Uganda (disturbing Photos) by Yankiss(m): 11:06am On Jan 03, 2023
ItsTutsi:
This is a waste of stampede, no display of breast!
Are you normal? Such a very sick comment!!! cry cry cry cry cry
Foreign AffairsRe: Nine Dead In Freedom City Mall Stampede In Namasuba, Uganda (disturbing Photos) by Yankiss(m):
What a heartbreaking tragedy. People full of life, who came to catch new year fun are now cooling in the morgue. God!! May their souls RIP and may God grant their families the strength to bear the loss, amen!
CelebritiesRe: Tony Umez And His Lovely Family (Pictures) by Yankiss(m): 9:00am On Jan 03, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Beautiful girls.
The bride prices are going to be beautiful and huge
Still trying to see the beautiful girls. It's one handsome dude in a sea of i-dont-know grin grin
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Attends Auchi Diocesan Priest's End Of Year Party (Pictures) by Yankiss(m): 8:08am On Jan 03, 2023
oikirodah:
Beautiful Pictures As Adams Oshiomhole Attends Auchi Diocesan Priest/Religious End Of Year Party



Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/beautiful-pictures-as-adams-oshiomhole-attends-auchi-diocesan-priest-religious-end-of-year-party/
Seems guyman is single now or what?. The pretty dame is no longer in sight anyhow. Probably Oshiomhole became afraid of Rochas and others snatching her and decided to keep her out of social media grin grin
CrimeRe: Bolanle Raheem: Officer Drambi Vandi in Court As He Is Charged For Murder by Yankiss(m): 1:28pm On Dec 30, 2022
Why will such idiot be tried? They should just deliver a bullet to his head and end it all. Why waste the taxpayers money?
PoliticsRe: Pele: Buhari Mourns Soccer Legend, Pele, Says He Will Never Be Forgotten by Yankiss(m): 1:17pm On Dec 30, 2022
Fare thee well, Edison Arantes do Nascimento, Greatest of his time. The greatest of them all is called Lionel Andres Messi. Argue with your keyboard.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rally: PDP Asks Permission To Use Adokiye Stadium by Yankiss(m): 1:15pm On Dec 30, 2022
Wike will not grant this request for one frivolous reason or the other. Atiku better concentrate on state he can win. Rivers state will be tough for him.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by Yankiss(m): 5:39pm On Dec 26, 2022
Karen2024:
I've always suspected my boyfriend cheating on me with a lady he claim to be his casual friend and I told him I don't like how the girl flirt around him but he said nothing was going on between them.

Yesterday I returned from work and my friend called me on phone and asked me to go to my boyfriend's house immediately. Without hesitation I drove to his house and caught him with a lady on his bed. I'te dumped him.
Too fast. No man is clean please. Go and get your boy back. Beat that girl silly. The next guy is still gona cheat, only that you may not catch him at it. grin
RomanceRe: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by Yankiss(m): 5:37pm On Dec 26, 2022
advanceDNA:
Good for you.....no waste time with community penìs...
Men don't cheat. Only women do. grin If you dont know ask the elders.
TravelRe: A Nairalander First Christmas In The UK ( Video) by Yankiss(m):
Good. Enjoy and bring some goodies our way.
CultureChristmas Culture In Nigeria by Yankiss(op): 9:46am On Dec 26, 2022
Just look at it this way: You have a birthday. Friends and well-wishers converge. But instead of toasting to your health and longevity and espousing those virtues you hold dear; they exchange gifts among themselves and strike attitudes that embarrass you. So much for birthdays!

On 25th of December of every year, orthodox Christians celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Christ, though the exactitude of that day as his birthday remains in contention.

In Nigeria, the build up to Christmas has even the blades of grasses in a fever. The pace of activities quickens as people dash for extra money for comfort during the festivities. You are not just celebrating the birth of Christ; you are also rounding off a year with cocktail parties, visits to friends and relations; and a lot of sightseeing.

Transport costs soar. About 1000 percent increases in bus fares is normal this period but passengers are undeterred having saved up enough in anticipation of this phenomenal hike and for the season festivities.

As you taxi home to meet your loved ones, who would be mortally offended otherwise, you are caught in a dusty, sweaty traffic, the type you’ll expect if a thousand heads of state are to visit a tiny village, of course, with the third world trade-mark sirens!
Everybody wants something to show off or throw off and regrettably, armed robbers inclusive. There is robbery here and there. Military and police personnel, looking like an army of occupation, take over the streets; with more checkpoints than one can count. These checkpoints have stomachs too and also want something to show off or throw off. Motorists and commuters are hence fleeced at each point.

And finally, 25th arrives almost like an August visitor. You will wonder that this is the birthday of a godly personage. You are only reminded of this by the musical beats that eulogize the event and cast it in concrete sculpt in every doorpost.

Early in the morning you attend a Christmas church celebrated mainly in commemoration of the virgin birth.

Towards noon, the churches and homes empty in the streets. Children cannot be avoided. They are everywhere like safari ants in new clothes. They visit one household after another and are entertained lavishly even by the meanest. The grown-ups turn up in weird fashion parade. You will see all shades of people. You will see people whose existence has long escaped your memory and you will wonder at the shortcomings of cognition, and apologize that you have not forgotten them, only the usual economic strangulation that keeps folks in half-consciousness. It is deliberate, they say – the Government – that brash, faceless mafia, withholds, deliberately, the goodies of the nation so that the masses will forever continue in barren subsistence; after all, only the well fed can summon verve to fight for rights.

“You are looking cute. A aaaa I see, more weight here and there”
“Oh, is that, thought I was starving thin”


That you have padded up is taken as a compliment.

Among the high society, Christmas means cocktail parties in posh hotels. Visits to historic relics. Ride around town in state-of-the-art cars. In fact, anything except a period for sober reflection over the birth and significances of that great personage. As you cruise around town, you are caught by the irony of human values and preferences. And most funny is that you too are not left out in that negligence.

You retire to your house with a steady stream of visitors. There are drinks of all kinds, food and heavy music which blare within the house.

When at last your visitors all leave, in the wee hour of the night, some staggering and toppling over, others striding soberly in spite of heavy binge, you pick a pen to compose a poem. You scrawl on the paper, at first unsure you are serious in any way. But then the outlines begin to form and beautifully:



BOY JESUS IS BORN

Little child he came
But not as you did!
Boy child he was born
In a manger at night

Wrapped in a cloth
On mum's arms he lay
Quietly asleep
In the manger at night

The three wise men saw
A bright star in the East
Guided by the star,
Came to the manger at night

Wise as they are
They know what he'll be
They gave him gifts
In the manger at night

Frankincense was one
And gold and myrrh
So much for a child
In a manger at night!

By
Clarius Ugwuoha

CC lalasticlala
mynd44
seun

RomanceRe: Man Brags About Sleeping With His Best Friend's Girlfriend by Yankiss(m): 9:10am On Dec 26, 2022
Sex used to be sacred between husband and wife. Now, children have taken what doesn't belong to them and this is the result. Kiss and tell. cry cry
RomanceRe: We Have No Wife But Runs Girls Everywhere. by Yankiss(m): 9:52pm On Dec 25, 2022
ibkayee:
The rate at which men are begging for wives is becoming alarming. Kilon sele ni bi oooo
Can I come for you, if you are good? grin
PoliticsRe: The Hidden Treasures Nigerians Are Yet To Discover About Imumolen And His Quest by Yankiss(m): 9:19pm On Dec 25, 2022
My people, presidency is not for every dick, Tom and Harry. It's a very serious matter. The complexities are very difficult for the lay to grasp. You can have bright ideas but unable to carry them out. You can have prototypes that look good on paper but implementation is disastrous. You can have the resources but unable to deliver due to graft and corruption reigning supreme under you! Know it and know peace, Presidency is not for beginners. You have to climb the ladder gradually. That is why nobody is taking Sowore seriously. This one should go to house of Assembly, then governorship, etc before pricing the presidency. By the way, source of wealth wasnt stated. It has to be, so we arent dealing with a drug cartel lord. I only hope his income is neat.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Christmas With Her Son, King Andre (Photos) by Yankiss(m): 12:07pm On Dec 25, 2022
How can Tonto pretend to be happy outside Churchill's home with this little replica staring at her everyday?
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Celebrates Christmas With Her New Boyfriend (Photos) by Yankiss(m): 12:04pm On Dec 25, 2022
So Ooni rejected her? grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Chinwo & Husband, Pastor Blessed, Celebrate First Christmas Together (Pix) by Yankiss(m): 12:02pm On Dec 25, 2022
Cute couple. Their smiles will make 2023 a great year for all Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Governor Obaseki Commissions 6.8 KM Of Streetlights (Photos). by Yankiss(m): 11:22am On Dec 25, 2022
Obaseki is shameless. Commissioning streetlights as in what exactly? Project? Empowerment? These governors need to be told that these are basic necessities all tax-paying citizens need from the government. Road. Electricity. Water. Any governor seen commissioning these should be stoned. They should grow up and create jobs. Industries. Jobs. Empowerments. Produce exportable products.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Aisha Tisha Mohammed, Nollywood Screen Sensation,from Modeling To Movie Set by Yankiss(m): 11:21am On Dec 25, 2022
She is pretty but why am I seeing white pant there? Ladies are best when properly covered. No one likes uncovered food no matter how delicious.
FamilyRe: What Meal Have You Prepared This Morning For Christmas? by Yankiss(m): 11:16am On Dec 25, 2022
oneclickng:
Wishing my Calabash pot...I have my monkey awaiting to be decapitated
Spare the poor creature please. Monkeys don't look like meat, do they? They look more human than animals!
Christianity EtcRe: The True Heroes In The Christmas Story by Yankiss(m): 7:39am On Dec 25, 2022
On point
Christianity EtcRe: Mery Christmas!! by Yankiss(m): 3:58am On Dec 25, 2022
Let us remember the reason for the season. The birth of Christ. He is the celebrant, not you and me. What have you bought for Christ? If you have given your neighbour who could not afford, you have given to Christ.
Christianity EtcRe: Celebrating The Christ In Christmas by Yankiss(m): 3:55am On Dec 25, 2022
Let us remember the reason for the season. The birth of Christ. He is the celebrant, not you and me. What have you bought for Christ? If you have given your neighbour who could not afford, you have given to Christ.
CelebritiesRe: 10,000 Smiles: Tonto Dikeh Gifts Bags Of Rice To Widows, Single Mums by Yankiss(m): 3:54am On Dec 25, 2022
Aareakinwunmi:
All this clout chasers, 10000 bags nko, bags wey fit no reach 50bags.
They said 10000 smiles not bags. Did you give out one bag to anybody? Share pix let's see. Encourage who needs it. It's not easy to think of others in today's selfishness and love of luxury. Tonto tried.
FoodRe: Recipes You Can Prepare For Christmas by Yankiss(m): 3:48am On Dec 25, 2022
buygala:
The meal I have prepared for Christmas Day is Eba and Vegetable soup with plenty Boiled Titus fish and prewinkles, flushed down with chilled Coke cool


Too much of Jevnik and Chicken Republic has made me tired of Rice and Chicken..I don chop fast food chicken dis year sotay I dey fear make I no begin dey crow and lay egg..
grin grin grin grin

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