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I got a reliable info tru a staff of d schl dat the post of secretary (female) and physics/maths teacher are available. Interested applicants must reside in ikorodu. Application n cv shld b submitted by hand to Standard Foundation College, Ori-okuta, Agric, Ikorodu, Lagos state.

ukay2:
STOCK GURUS IN THE HOUSE


PLEASE SHOULD I BUY FBNH SHARES NOW OR I SHOULD WAIT FOR THE STOCK PRICE TO COME DOWN MORE?

ADVICE PLEASE

I will advise you buy in tranches. No ones can perfectly predict the market movement except God. The stock is still cheap to buy. Anyway, some ogas here r waiting for it @ #6. It may or maynot get dere.

One Mr. Kehinde Paul has been arraigned before a Lagos State High Court in Ikeja for allegedly having carnal knowledge of a two-year-old daughter of his neighbor, Mrs. Mercy Ofaghae, two years ago. Kehinde, who lives in Igando, a suburb of Lagos State, however pleaded not guilty to one count of rape and defilement pressed against him on Monday before Justice Oluwatoyin Ipaye. But the victim’s mother, Ofaghae, who gave evidence in court as the prosecution’s first witness, insisted that Kehinde defiled her daughter on January 12, 2013, adding that a medical doctor had confirmed it. Ofaghae, who was led in evidence by the prosecutor, Mr. Akin George, narrated to the court how kehinde allegedly raped her daughter. She said, “The incident happened on the 12th of January, three weeks after my husband travelled out of the country. “That fateful night, my daughter was running temperature seriously as a result of teething so I called my neighbour and friend, Mrs. Layode, the wife of the accused, who brought Paracetamol for the girl and advised me to bathe her. “But the drug didn’t suppress her temperature, then I told her that I had to rush out to buy Pican (another drug) for my daughter and I dropped my daughter with my neighbour’s husband, the accused, because the wife was on her way to the salon and we both left the house. “When I got back home with the drug, I knocked at Mr. Layode’s door and he claimed to be in the bathroom and it took him one hour before he opened the door and when he eventually did, I rushed in and took my daughter to our apartment and I took off her clothes to bath her before administering the drug. “But when I got to her pants, there was sperm on it and I screamed and neighbours rushed into my apartment to see what was the matter. The defendant was also among those who came in and he asked me if I was accusing him of raping my daughter. At that point, another neighbour slapped him, saying the defendant had finally exposed himself.” The victim’s mother said the two-year-old was rushed to the hospital where, after being tested, the doctor confirmed that she had been defiled. The mother lamented, “I was so shocked when I realised what kehinde did to my daughter. Though his family member pleaded that I should help them cover the matter up but it seems my daughter was not the first victim because the defendant’s brother confirmed this.” Justice Ipaye, who adjourned till August 19, 2015 for continuation of trial, ordered that the accused should be remanded in custody. According to the prosecution, the offence which Kehinde allegedly committed contravened Section 258 of the criminal act law of Lagos state (2011)
www.punchng.com/news/mother-accuses-neighbour-of-raping-two-year-old-daughter/

Why is mtn activating plan for customers without their approval? Everyday, customers complain.

A marriage counsellor and psychologist, Paul Tripp,
noted in one of his books that sex and money are two
pleasures that are unequalled in their power to captivate
people’s attention and demand their worship.
Oftentimes, he suggests that people want to enjoy both
sex and money almost together. Both are also among the
physiological needs of man, according to Abraham
Maslow’s ‘hierarchy of needs’. Whether sex can be traded
for money, Saturday PUNCH asked some people if they
would give up sex for life if they’re offered N100m.

I’ll choose sex over money
Dorgu Matilda
Money is good, but if you really think about it, there are
better things than it, such as sex. In the home, if you have
just sufficient money, you’ll be good to go. Life will be
fun. You will eat whatever you want to eat, and you will
have lots of sex. The home will stay intact and there will
be no problem. I have even discovered that middle class
partners have better homes than many rich ones. What
I’m trying to say in essence is that money doesn’t
determine fulfillment.

Money can’t buy everything
Olugbenga Oni
People tend to believe that money can buy everything in
life. I don’t think so. Sex is a natural urge, which I believe
cannot be quenched, because our bodies are not made
of wood. I cannot trade that for any amount. Believe me,
I don’t need up to that kind of money to enjoy life – have
a good wife, lovely children, a comfortable house and a
nice car. When I have all of these, I don’t need to give up
sex for whatever amount.
Sex keeps a home, not money
Rebecca Oko
In any home, I believe sex does a better job in keeping
partners together than money. Money keeps quiet when
sex is talking. No man will perhaps be happy when a wife
brings only money to the table and stays off sex. Sooner
or later, he will go and find another woman to sleep with.
You can keep bringing the money home, while he will
find his way out to enjoy sex. So, I will not take the offer.

It depends on my age
Adetunji Oduyemi
Age is a good factor here. For instance, if I’m 80 and you
offer me this kind of money to give up sex, I will gladly
accept it. I will not engage in sex again until I die. My wife
would have perhaps lost interest in sex at that age also,
so it’s definitely going to be a good offer. But while I’m
still young and agile, able to perform, I will not do that.
Money shouldn’t dictate how I live my life. With hard
work and God by my side, I can make that money before
I die and still enjoy sex.

Sex is better than money
Ogedengbe Rosemary
If we’re talking about marital fulfillment, sex is a very
important factor that will determine that, not money.
Money is also key, but couples can live together without
it, as I have seen in many cases. But when a woman
deprives her husband of sex, I think that’s the beginning
of trouble in the home. Even if my husband says I should
accept the offer, I will not. I believe he can just be
interested in the money. Once he has it, he will perhaps
run away and marry another woman.

Sex is more important than money
Kareem Semiu
You can never compare sex with money. And you don’t
have to be a sex addict before you realise the many
benefits of sex. It heals, money doesn’t. Sex eases your
mind and makes you relax, while having money doesn’t
mean you will have peace of mind. Many times, it even
adds more to one’s worries. There are many other
benefits sex can add to one’s life that money cannot.
Partners who have more of sex will feel better than those
who have more of money, perhaps.

Money can’t replace sex urge
Stella Akpan
No amount of money can replace sex urge. Men that I
know will not ask their wives to bring money in
replacement of sex. They prefer the latter to the former,
and I think that is how it is supposed to be. I think
ignorance is when someone focuses more on making
money than sex in the home.

No, I don’t plan to be a eunuch
Ogunleye Gbenga
How can a young man or woman believe they can get
more satisfaction in life when they have only money?
They will be highly mistaken. Likewise, you can never get
fulfillment in life when you engage in sex only. We need
to strike a balance. As for me, I am not a eunuch and I
don’t plan to be one, so let the person offering me
N100m to stay off sex for life keep his/her money. Come
to think of it, individually, one doesn’t need up to that
amount to live life to the full.

I may, but for a bigger amount
Eta Ruth
Come to think of it, that money is not much. In just a few
years, it can be spent. If you’re talking about billions,
maybe it will be a better offer. I can do much good for
the world and invest a substantial part for my future. If I
get that kind of money, I could get busy with some
charity works globally and forget about sex. At least, sex
is not food and I can live without it.

I’ll decline the offer
Umar Saminu
I can never make that kind of mistake – to think having
money can quench sex urge. It is not possible, except
maybe someone is castrated. In fact, when you have that
kind of money, that’s when more women will show up,
ready to sleep with you for a piece of that largesse. In
short, I will decline the offer.

www.punchng.com/feature/adam-eve/will-you-stay-off-sex-for-the-rest-of-your-life-for-n100m/

Sunnypar:
Due to expansion, urgent vacancies exist in the following subjects for immediate employment
: 1. Physics (B.Sc. Ed)
2. Mathematics (B.Sc. Ed)
3. Biology (B.Sc. Ed)
4. Home economics (B.Sc. Ed)
5. Economics (B.Sc. Ed)
6. Mechanical Engineering (HND/B.Sc)
7. PHE (B.Sc.Ed) .
8. Civic (B.Sc.Ed)


Accommodation is available.
The school is located @ Agric in Ikorodu LGA of Lagos state

Send ur CV to: e*@gmail.com

Pls, dis-regard this advert. I don't know how the poster comes about my email. I was surprised this morning to receive multiple of CV in my mail box.
Once again, stop sending CV to e**@gmail.com. The email belongs to me.
To the poster, pls, be warned.
Thanks.

drsteroid:
Good day! Seeing rainbow around luminous objects is usually not a gud sign..it is one of d major symptoms of ocular hypertension or glaucoma..I will advice u see an eye doctor asap 4 a comprehensive eye examination..thank u

I have visited two specialist. Their finding counter each other. One said it was glaucoma, the other one I approached said, it is not glaucoma. Dat is was an eye infection, he later prescribed some drugs wich I used.
Although, I didn't experience dat for some months now.
Pls, my question is, let us assume is it glaucoma, not seeing the previous sign any more, does it mean the glaucoma has b treated.
Secondly, how can one prevent glaucoma because I knw it is a silent eye problem dat results in blindness.

ernie4life:
very sure but the money MUST stay for a year for u to get the 14%

Share little light on the MyPass

Kindly list some drugs that can cure malaria

I normally c a rainbow shape on any luminous object. At times, during the day, everytin looks milky. What type of eye infection is dis and d cure?

Marriage counsellors normally advise that partners
know themselves before tying the nuptial knot. This
period of observation is called courtship – when
partners get to know more about themselves. However,
people are of the opinion that no matter how long a
courtship is, partners seldom get to know everything
about themselves. In the light of this, SATURDAY PUNCH
asked some people what their actions will be if they find
out after wedding that their spouses belong to a cult
group or an armed robbery gang

It’s dangerous living with a dangerous man
No one should ever live with an armed robber or a
cultist. I think there may come a time when they will
fight among themselves and what they do usually is to
take revenge on the innocent – their loved ones. If my
husband is a cultist, I’ll find every means to quit the
relationship. In this kind of scenario, separation will not
be out of hand. By continuing to live with him, I am only
endangering my life and that of my children. It’s very
dangerous living with a dangerous man.
Opeyemi Olosunde-Jooda

I’ll report him, probably
By discovering about his true nature myself, that means
he is not ready to repent. If he had repented, he would
have told me this as part of his past when we were in
courtship. He would have apologised for all he did and
he would have been remorseful. Finding out on my own
means I am endangering my own life. Seriously, it is a
complicated issue and I may consider reporting him to
the police. This is also a risky thing to do, considering the
fact that his members may want to retaliate. So if I
should report him, I must have found a way of escape
forever, or at least for a long period of time.
Etolor Kemes

I’ll keep quiet
In this kind of scenario, I will ask myself, ‘What if I raise
an alarm about the situation and the police arrest us
both?’ Will they not think that we’re together and I’m
only trying to present myself as a saint? What if she too
lies against me and thinks, ‘Well, if you’re bringing me
down, I must destroy you too?’ Even personally, I will
find it weird to report her. I will stay with her and keep
quiet, because I know she can’t harm me. She’s in love
and this will even make her to be protective of me. I’ll
live my life as if nothing is happening. After all, all men
have the natural tendency to be evil.
Akande Emmanuel

I’d consider myself stupid
Before I married her, I must have known a bit about her.
I think it’s only a man who is not a good observer that
will fall into this kind of situation. Truth be told, how
could I not know my wife is a cultist or armed robber
before marrying her? I would have known her friends,
the kind of group she mixed with. I would know her
family background; I would know whether she’s a
nocturnal person, and many others. I must have carried
lots of research before being engaged to her. But if I had
done all this and still didn’t know, that means I must
have been stupid all this while. I’ll live with it since it’s my
action that has landed me in that problem.
Kehinde Oyedele

I’ll run from home someday
I cannot give a definite answer right now; it’s just too
complicated. There are so many questions that will
trouble my heart – such as whether to report him to the
security agencies, or live with it, or ask family and
friends. But all the same, I think it will be dangerous
letting so many people learn of the matter. Once I find
out, I can confront him and ask whether he wants to
repent. If he does, I can still risk living with him, but if I
see no sign of him doing that, one day, when he is not
around, I’ll pack my things and run away from him – to
where he won’t know.
Preye Inoru

Divorce could be considered
Well, divorce won’t be wrong in this kind of scenario.
This is simply because her lifestyle will affect mine
adversely and if we have kids, it will also affect them.
How can an armed robber or cultist value the lives of
her kids when she is destroying others? To militate
against any consequences in the future, it is better to
divorce her and get a new life. A new but hopeful
beginning is better than a painful story in the end.
Onoja Emmanuel

I’ll definitely quit
I will be very afraid of him. It is possible that one day,
there is a clash among rival groups. When that happens,
it’s either he gets himself killed or he’s arrested by
security operatives, thereby making him to spend the
rest of his life in prison. What kind of marriage is that?
The consequences of marrying such a person could be
so deadly, but they are avoidable. I cannot afford to live
a painful life by marrying a wrong person. We will
definitely call it quits.
Shekinnah Komere

I can’t endanger my life
That’s a very dangerous woman. That means she will be
having meetings with evil people like her and they will
always be planning of who to murder. That’s exactly the
kind of person one should not live with. It is dangerous.
Sooner or later – except she repents – she will be killed
or be arrested by the police, and that will be her end. I’m
not seeking for a brief marriage, so it’s better to end the
marriage and go our separate ways.
Olusegun Amos

I will seek counsel
The best thing to do in this matter is to seek counsel
from trusted people. I know there will be lots of
experiences by other people on how to handle the
situation. So, rather than panic and being afraid, a wise
counsel will do. While I’m doing that, I could also be
praying for a change in his life. I have to also admit that
the evil he had done could haunt my children (if we
have any) and I. All the same, I will simply seek for the
elders’ counsel and also think thoroughly before taking
any action.
Opeyemi Ayodeji

If she quits, we’ll run to a safe place
I will consider separation from her for the time being,
but that does not mean I’ll divorce her. if she’s talked to,
who knows whether she will repent? The only problem
here, however, is if she quits the group, the members
may want to harm her. If we then report to the police,
wouldn’t she be implicated likewise? It’s a complicated
issue, but I can cope with her. If she quits the group, we
can run to a safe place where she cannot be traced.
Oyekunle Oyesola

www.punchng.com/feature/adam-eve/if-you-find-out-after-wedding-that-your-spouse-is-a-cultistarmed-robber-what-will-you-do/

ayolight:
hello house. I wnt ti ask if NOUN is offering BSC nursing dis yr. tnks

Yes
The course has b approved by NUC
The registrable courses has also b updated starting frm 100 level to 500 level

The post of secretary is open @ standard foundation college @ ikorodu (Ori-okuta, Agric). Interested applicants must have a first degree and MUST be a COMPUTER LITERATE. Application must be submitted by hand. The person must be a female.

NextProdigy:
Stay away from FBNH for now.Institutional investors only get in on stocks that give them at least a 5% dividend return. They are currently dumping their FBNH shares. The current dividend of FBNH at 10kobo only makes the viable price they will invest to be N2.00. Until the stock hits N2.00 or the company releases higher dividend, FBNH IS A NO NO. Him that has ears to hear, let him hear.

Wat abt the bonus that was declared?

Michdear:
how much is jamb regularization fee.

I tink is 6k.

Michdear:
Please can I apply for noun admission form without jamb,I didnt write jamb this year,will I be given addmission? Aside is the admission process ongoing right now? Where can I get it(around ikeja)? And how much is the form?

You can apply for it without taking JAMB but u wil pay for jamb regularization fee. Admission is always available online. To get the form, go to any zenith bank. The form is 5k for undergraduate.

PETERiCHY:
Upon all the warning I've been issuing since May 1st. I pity those that are still buying at this point in time.

I said the economy is in shamble and even if Pa.MB name his cabinet it will be of no effect.

To set the record straight the only thing that will set the market on track is NAIRA devaluation which we expect to take place between September and November.

Then my fry OANDO will be readily available @ #9:00k.

*ThE OcToPuS*

Some pple r making moni for some wks now, even today.
Although, ure right, but in BEAR, little profit can stil be made.

sehawale:
Boss, please what is the interest rate figure you are talking about here? What is the tenor and how much did you invest? Thanks!

This 2nd quarter interest is like an average of 13% and above. Note, interest varies. Jst visit their website for details.

yomi007k:
Bro, pls shed more light on d FBN money market?

Wats dir interest rates like?

Visit http://fbncapital.com/asset-management/our-products/mutual-funds/fbn-money-market-fund

cruzclinton1:
Pls help me out .I don't know any thing about this stock market,believe is what I refer as shares. My problem is that my dad has shares in different oil company like Oando, conoil and others but he does not have a stock broker and don't follow his dividends. He don't receive any dividends. Maybe coz of the postal address he use. Now he is late and I want to go about all his share so it will stop wasting. I have al the share certificate.........pls I need advice

Get a reliable stock broker who will explain to you what you will do

Etfash:
There is no big deal about exiting actually, I was only asked to complete their fund redemption form with proof of identification. I also had to tell them why I needed the money. The fund got into my account in 3 work days, the day I applied for the fund inclusive.

I will advise the guy having identification issues to go and get one of those IDs.

Why do dey accept dat PVC from me during subscription wen dey knw I won't b able to use it for redemption

angelo82:
Any fund you want to put your money consider how easy it is to exit such fund...........So many fund are good on paper even famous ones and when it comes to liquidating your asset,then they will start asking for unneccessary documents......................

That is d problem am currently aving with FBN money market. I subscribe with my PVC, I intend to divest part of my fund, dey r rejecting the PVC frm me and I dnt av any of the 3 ID cards mentioned. Although, their interest has b wonderful

Phlaser:
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Try and locate urself. Ure lost here. Find ur level.

President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday assured
victims of terrorism across the country and indeed all
Nigerians that there is hope for them.
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo delivered the President’s
message of assurance when he visited internally-
displaced persons in the NYSC Orientation Camp and
terrorism patients at the Federal Medical Centre both in
Yola, Adamawa State.
Osinbajo has since Wednesday embarked on visits to the
North-Eastern part of the country which is the hotbed of
activities of the Boko Haram on the instruction of the
President.
He assured the displaced persons that Buhari would
ensure that everything is done to resettle them back to
their homes.
“The President asks me to say to you that there is hope,
great hope. That the Federal Government, under his
leadership, will ensure everything is done to provide for
you and resettle you back to your homes, your work,
your businesses and your places of worship,” a
statement by the Presidency quoted Osinbajo as saying.
The Vice President however asked the people concerned
to be patient with the government.
He said patience was needed because the government is
not too buoyant.
“But you have to be patient, you have to be patient. As
you know, the government has very little money. We are
running after all the money everywhere, so that we use
it to serve you,” he was quoted to have said.
He said despite the poor financial status of the
government, however, the President thinks of the
victims everyday.
“Everyday, the President is thinking about you. That is
why he sent me to come and see, take notes to
understand what is going on, to hear from you, so that I
can report to him for positive actions. That is why I am
here,” he added.
Osinbajo also said the Federal Government will take the
need to sweep off land mines and other forms of
explosives from farmlands in territories recently
recovered from insurgents seriously.
He said the task of de-mining affected farmlands in the
recovered areas ravaged by insurgency would receive
utmost priority of government, as it is a very important
step in achieving the primary objective of rehabilitation
and resettlement of displaced persons back to their
homes.
While commenting on the problem of unemployment
and poverty in Adamawa State, the VP disclosed that his
party, the All Progressives Congress, is specifically
concerned with these major problems.
Osinbajo assured the government of Adamawa State
that the present administration was committed to
assisting in rebuilding and reconstructing affected parts
of the state.

www.punchng.com/news/there-is-hope-buhari-tells-terror-victims/

We don't want Saraki as president. So, leave them alone.

The PDP knws already that they will receive lamentation and NOI has b doing justice to some of it