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You guys forgot 'bout Law and Order series (original, criminal intent, trial by jury and special victim unit)

My all time favorite is

Law and Order, SVU
Grounded for life
The Simpson (Homer is my hero)
Family Guy
24
Monk
The Closer
House
Mad about you
The Daily Show by Jon Stewart
Colbert Report
Seinfeld re-runs on TBS
etc...

To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls

These lines, nasty as they sound has always been the fire-cracker in any club.

@ababoy1

That will be very good. I love that game to death. Holla if you need any help developing the game. _Hopefully, i can squeeze out time to help.

Who can forget the First Bank Commercial during the 1996 Atlanta olympic game (i think).

First Bank ooo una do well oooo

Or something to that effect.

@naijacutie
Maybe to you. Maybe your definition of love is just having plain old sex, sex and more sex. IMHO, love is way more than that. Sex should be one of the benefits/ingredients of love. Pity, hollywood and western culture has been telling us otherwise.

What if you've heard so much good stuff about this person before you even met him/her. Isn't it possible to fall in love with the painted image on your mind? Or do you wanna tell me our unfortunate blind brothers/sisters don't fall in love? And whatever happened to 'love at first sight'.

If it will be of any help, check the http://science.howstuffworks.com/solar-cell.htm site. They have a good article on solar cell and how it works.

Found this online:

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbors

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and shoots you !

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other
and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get
all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of
the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company
secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells, the rights to all
seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company
owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new
president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance
sheet
provided with the release. The public buys your bull. >

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow
cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:
So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...

AN AFRICAN CORPORATION:
You have 2 Cows. You pay a hefty sum and tax breaks for foreign investors to milk them, Foreign Investor Milks everything, refines and sells a tiny part of it to you on Credit. You owe foreign investor and travel everywhere begging for Debt forgiveness. Foreign investor won't budge if there's still
milk left in the cows. In the meantime the Leaders have SPLIT the little milk available, and everybody is fighting everybody and pointing fingers over the split milk!

'Love you' means diferent things in different places. if he's in nigeria, he's cheatin on you. Across the sea, he's seriously considering having an affair.