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Food / Re: See The Onion I Bought For #100 by yomislim: 5:47pm On Dec 01, 2022
Another method to prevent spoilage
remove the spoilt one,s from the lots
put the rest on a big and spaceous tray to sundry on a daily basis,at least for 2 hours daily ... this is the method my mama use everytime and it does work its magic...shalom!
Crime / Re: South African Man Stabs His 23-Year-Old Girlfriend To Death (Photos) by yomislim: 5:42pm On Aug 16, 2022
siofra:
Men are very wicked and useless. Trust them at your risk!

Devilish and evil gender, stabbing a helpless young woman.
Stop spitting rubbish

Where Is your father gaaaaaaan??

I won't reply your response, should in case you want to chew on another rubbish!!!
Crime / Re: Jealous Friends Poisoned Lady To Death After Getting A Scholarship by yomislim: 4:19pm On Jun 28, 2022
anewchapter:
When I say nobody is your friend they think I'm anti social...I repeat nobody is my friend no matter how close and cordial you seem to me.
you nailed it, flow with everyone, but don't keep them as friends,, they need your help you can throway, do it but with sense.

My number rule of of life nowadays,i learnt that the hard way
Crime / Re: FCTA: Two Men Arrested For Selling Rotten Chicken In Abuja Market by yomislim: 1:45pm On Jun 18, 2022
Acidosis:
Good. By the way, environmental health and sanitation is a very very viable sector to engage the youths and curb unemployment.

Employ 1 million youths across different states. Train and deploy them to our markets, restaurants, bakery, pure water factories, etc.

By monitoring what people eat and drink and ensuring compliance, you're creating jobs, generating revenue, and reducing the burden on healthcare (both cost and personnel). The money people waste treating typhoid and other enteric diseases per annum can fund salaries of personnel. Enteral diseases don't have two causes. E no dey pass the rubbish people buy and eat from the market and mama put. Go after these people and get them to comply with basic health and safety rules.

This and more are simple ways to run a country.
you get sense broda.... I swear!!!

But corruption won't allow it, that's for a fact

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Phones / Re: Please, Can Someone Suggest A Good Phone Under 85k That Isn't Tecno Or Infinix by yomislim: 12:13am On May 23, 2022
Huawei is second to Samsung.... you might want to consider their brand!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Sounds As A Compliment But Is Actually An Insult. ? (photo) by yomislim: 9:56am On May 05, 2022
that word "whatever rock your boat"

you know the rest
....
Romance / Re: If You Are Guilty Of Getting A Girl Pregnant & Abandoned Her For Years, Do This! by yomislim: 5:06pm On Apr 14, 2022
Parisian:
Why will a man sleep with a woman who's not his wife in the first place?
stop typing rubbish and being biased.....

let me ask, why will a woman open leg for a man that's not her husband in the first place?

answer me
E get why!!!!
Food / Re: What Is The Best Seasoning For Nigerian Fried Rice Color by yomislim: 5:32am On Apr 07, 2022
Dshocker:


Buy enough data and learn from YouTube
as a man, that's exactly where I learn it from even baking.

I turn out fine at the first try.
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Released By EFCC, Breaks Silence On Arrest by yomislim: 7:44am On Apr 05, 2022
JosephXavier:
Just be an igbo and have money, you are in trouble

If you're now popular, then you are in a bigger trouble

E-Money has been arrested and bullied until they couldn't lay hand on anything so they left him
Obi Cubana has been arrested on multiple occasions yet they couldn't prove their allegation and they've let him be
Cubana Chuefpriest's has come and he has been arrested too

It is common for all these to happen once you're an Igbo in Nigeria, so nobody is surprised

The thing that surprises is how some non Igbos were celebrating his arrest on Twitter saying they know of his tax fraud and money laundry baffles me but God will judge all of them
rushing to spew thrash no dey tire you people nii??
mtcheeeeeew, drink water on that because I won't reply your mention.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, KSA, Others At Ebenezer Obey's 80th Birthday Party (Photos) by yomislim: 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
I was thinking maybe whole of saudi Arabia was present there

incase you wish to know, "ksa" is short of saudi Arabia.

happy birthday sir, age gracefully the more cheesy

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Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by yomislim: 4:56pm On Mar 23, 2022
Leebeedo:
Just lost my cousin yesterday. He went for open heart surgery at General Hospital, Ikeja yesterday. He actually made it through the surgery but passed out and gave up the ghost as they were making plans to move him to the ICU. I was informed immediately he died and the pain was real. I was at home eating not knowing my cousin was dieing at the hospital. Please, say a prayer for him, his name is Ogheneochuko cry cry
I actually did say a prayer for him vocally, it's a sad truth but we are all going.

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Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by yomislim: 11:56am On Mar 23, 2022
Jeon:
NO ONE IN JESUS NAME.
stop attributing God's name in a foolish way, one way or another, May not be hospital though.... person go see loved one and the next minutes/hours/days /months/years... they are no more.... it's no biggy but a heaviness in the heart(emotion)

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Politics / Re: 5 Times Bode George Has Vowed To Leave Nigeria If Tinubu Becomes President by yomislim: 7:42am On Mar 21, 2022
Alexis11:
Bode George wey don craze since grin.. Tinubu's silence has turned him to a mad old man.

But Tinubu is wicked sha... Why not reply this man once maybe that we reduce is psychosis grin
instead, just work on your grammar and leave those old man alone
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by yomislim: 11:54am On Mar 05, 2022
those of you saying link not working....
just use Google Chrome and past the link, like you want to enter a new site, that's all...

remember to remove the dot and put . in replacement.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Seafood Halaal? by yomislim: 6:24pm On Mar 04, 2022
I am actually a Muslim, not really a practicing one though

but there are actually contradiction, that I find myself questioning.

it is said that, any animal that is not slaughtered in the name of Allah is forbidden to eat

I want to ask, is bushmeat meat caught in trap a haram or halal?

also the likes of sea food, that are caught and died by themself, without slaughtering... expecially fish!!

please answer this? no pun intended,just to learn.
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by yomislim: 5:51pm On Feb 25, 2022
Goalty01:
Sent
I just stumble on this thread by mistake and I'm hoping it'll worthwhile, please do forward them to me also, I'm actually interested...I'll really appreciate,thanks a lot in advance

burryj09@gmail.com**

ignore the star please.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Sylvester Stallone And His Beautiful Daughters by yomislim: 8:10am On Feb 15, 2022
EnemyofGod22:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Rubbish.Why all the girls ? Who the celebrate girl child this days ?
kill yourself so you can meet him(God)

then y ou ask him yourself..... mtcheeeeeew
Education / Re: Heritage Ajibola: OAU Student Dies After Falling Into Septic Tank In Her Hostel by yomislim: 6:32am On Feb 10, 2022
obedugo:
Fresh breasts and soft waist gone like that ... RIP
you don't have to write the former just to pass your message, it's sickening bro... mtcheeew.

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Health / Re: How Do I Treat This Ailment/infection? Please Help. (photos). by yomislim: 9:51am On Feb 04, 2022
I have gone through this process before and the shit always going and keep coming back...

I got injection at a local chemist, at the exact back of my neck on the same spot the keloid grow for 3 days, the shit was painful but I had to skip the third day and finish my injection on the forth day... the shit disappear and try to reappear, but I Permanently push it back in by rubbing spirit after every bath and voila, it's permanently gone now...

I try to avoid using barber with sharp blade after then, I get a permanent barber and he handles my hair well

I can give you more tips if you can quote me with your whatsapp... I ain't collecting any money from you, just to record voice note to you so you can understand properly

I have been through that and I understand how you feel.

don't send any money to anyone... be guided.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by yomislim: 10:30am On Jan 31, 2022
please which site can I download free TV series with average download size? thanks

and where can I get this *all of us are dead series*, I'm anticipating ya'll reply.
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Boyfriend For Rejecting Marriage Proposal After Six Years Of Dating by yomislim: 8:30am On Dec 17, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
This is how it supposed to be
Baby girls should be kneeling and begging niggars for marriage

We don't benefit anything from marriage..most times after marriage we niggarrrrs grow slim while the baby girls start adding weight and growing fat...coupled with the constant nutrients we deposit in them from our fertile rod

And moreover we niggarrrrs don't marry women because of the number of years in the relationship

We marry a woman when we no longer feel threatened by her character and the type of person she is...
This is to say that niggar rejected because he still feel threatened by her character despite spending six years with her in the relationship
you are very wise..... when you are threatened by her character, and she didn't change without you telling her, that's when you realize you are never meant to be together.... peace of mind over love.. errrryyyytime!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by yomislim: 7:08am On Dec 09, 2021
good morning guys, please where can I download TV series free, I mean series that's average in megabytes size, I'm not buoyant with data... hoping for a reply as soon, thanks.
Crime / Re: Policemen Who Extorted A Student In Kogi Have Been Identified & Detained by yomislim: 4:34pm On Oct 17, 2021
Lol.. Make our police take it easy,,not everyone is a criminal in this contr3 na
Politics / Re: Woman Turns Down Marriage Proposal Over Insult On Kwankwaso by yomislim: 8:23pm On Apr 14, 2021
nijaomegacode:
Nigerian girls are useless... ALL OF THEM!
dey use sense when you dey generalise on the useless ones.. Your mother na woman.. Learn to use "most"... Don't be a bastard!!
Romance / Re: What Emotional Mistake Damaged Your Emotional Life? by yomislim: 7:45pm On Apr 09, 2021
Lonelypacifist6:
I bottle up my thoughts and feelings, If anyone offends me I'll not let the person know, i just cut them off and never have anything to do with them again, This has made me lose friends who just made genuine mistakes, I considered myself too polished to be friends with such people.
If you keep loosing them base on the stated fact, you'll one day realize that you made a very big mistake.... No pun intended.

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Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by yomislim: 6:03pm On Apr 09, 2021
bigtt76:
Every organization has its staff engagement rules. Same rules which requires that new staff being onboarded must go through medical evaluation and what not applies here. Employers are mandated by law to provide and make secure working environments for both their staff and clients. Not taking the vaccine against covid places the work place at risk.

This is the same reason many multinationals have not resumed back to workplace ....for fear of litigation if a staff or client contracts the virus at workplace.

Still beats me that many are against taking the virus. Vaccine that was created after many years of studying the virus, many still believe it should take the same longer number of years it took to develop similar vaccines. Vaccines developed as recently as this is way safer and well tested than it was in the earlier times.

The condom of those days are less efficient today compared to recent ones due to the technology behind it ....are you gonna say you won't use the modern condoms and prefer the olden days ones? Think am o ....nor go lose your job! kiss


all what you wrote is just slapping me for eyes cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Did A Permanent Pointed Nose Surgery (Photos, Video) by yomislim: 10:40am On Apr 09, 2021
punisha:
whatever makes her happy...

dunno why the above posters are hating.

This I can live with...not the other they didnt caught me lizard wearing female clothes and looking emaciated , competing with the other senile gay , that u people are making popular now...that guy irritates me swears.
no need for big Grammar bros....especially when the message you are passing across doesn't even making any sense. Mtcheeeew.
Romance / Re: What Emotional Mistake Damaged Your Emotional Life? by yomislim: 8:01am On Apr 09, 2021
Greenbullet:
Mine is simple , I will say , I am emotionally dangerous , I love teaching people a very drastic lesson after I forgive them , it has been an habit right from when I was child , any one who offended me had an ill fate coming their way through revenge . This extended to my relationship , the day , my girlfriend offended me , I plotted revenge for 2 months to get back at her , it affected her badly .
The point is don’t mess with me .
bros calm down, life is not all about revenge... Word spoken!!!
Celebrities / Re: Jerry Amilo Buries His Brother, Egojiolu Basil In Anambra (Video) by yomislim: 11:19am On Mar 22, 2021
Dikaveli:
He don sacrifice him oooo
for once.. Try reasoning with your medulla

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Crime / Re: Man Killed In Zamfara While Trying To Protect Wife From Rape On Wedding Night by yomislim: 2:53pm On Mar 16, 2021
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
You men are so useless and entitled

*spits on your rotten face*

Moreso like what I'm trying to say... You just made my point valid

The Dead Man is very stupid, simple!!

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Crime / Re: Man Killed In Zamfara While Trying To Protect Wife From Rape On Wedding Night by yomislim: 2:34pm On Mar 16, 2021
OmejeGuy:


It's an honorable death. He's not a coward!
to slap you just dey fucking hungry me... Damn!!!

An honorable death that his dead body go dey regret already

He's not a coward but a very stupid man
Rip though!

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