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An eagle, fast and detail oriented, a bird that in order to avoid the rain, flies above the clouds.

eddyrymz:
it's Nigeria bottling company
I actually read GMAT just to boost my IQ.
I bought it about #2000+
The invitation is for Dangot refinery

You dey peel am

Uniben sha fit kee person with anxiety o..

WailingWailer00:
Bros, no be by force o, how much did you pay him for posting this beautiful piece. I think you are a mentally weak person

Learn to appreciate others no matter what and point out flaws without bashing

Thank you

LOL?

All these hoaxes you people are sharing... Mtcheew... Believe at ur own peril

For your safety and security, i suggest you use the original verson

Betcliq25:
1. You’re constantly striving to understand the human
condition.
You notice everything – the way someone hesitates before they
speak, the way their eyes light up when they see someone they
love. You often notice all the things other people seem to miss and
you seek understanding for the logic and motivation behind how
people behave. You want to understand the human condition
from every angle because it helps give you insight and
perspective on your own life.

2. You’re inherently curious about the way other people
live.
You love talking to people from varying cultures and backgrounds
because you love learning about how other people live and what
makes them tick. You enjoy seemingly random interactions with
strangers because that’s where you can often learn the most
about other people.

3. You’re self-aware about your shortcomings and
strengths.
You know the things about yourself that make you not such an
ideal person and you’re also aware of the things that make you
really great. You know you have a bad habit of procrastinating on
projects until the last minute or maybe you know you can be a
bad communicator at times, but because you’re aware of these
things you actively try to work on them when they come up. You
also know what makes you excel in life and you’re always looking
for ways to improve on those traits.

4. You place an emphasis on living in the moment rather
than in the past or in the future.
You don’t believe living in the past or hoping for the future has
any value here, in the now. You would rather experience what’s
currently happening as deeply and fully as you can instead of
reliving the memories of yesterday or the stories of promise for
tomorrow. You have accepted your past for what it is and know
you can no longer go back, just as you understand your future is
merely a dream you like to live in to give you hope but have yet
to actually experience.

5. You actively try to understand your moods and change
them when they go bad.
When you get angry, sad or jealous about something you have a
self-awareness about it. You experience your emotions as they’re
happening with the perspective of trying to understand why
exactly you’re feeling this way. You understand emotions are the
way your body processes your thoughts and because of this,
you attempt to alter your thoughts before spiraling emotionally
out of control.

6. You confront people as issues arise instead of letting
them fester within.
When an issue comes up between you and another person you
would rather deal with it right away than not saying anything at all
and letting it create residual problems between you.

7. Your motivations come from within yourself, not from
outside influences.
You live for yourself and the motivations within. You listen to
what people say – your peers, friends, parents, people in your
industry – but ultimately, you’re going to seek out a life and
achievements based on what drives you deep within yourself.

8. You’re always working on personal development.
You feel restless when life becomes stagnant so when you’ve hit a
lull you begin to think about how to get out of it. You start
considering your interests, job, friends, relationships, and how
you could do things differently to improve upon these areas.

9. You genuinely enjoy listening to other people and
helping them with their problems.
You have an ability to make other people feel calm and accepted in
your presence. When they’re around you they feel like they can
say anything and you aren’t going to judge them for what they’ve
done but instead, you’ll actually listen and give constructive
feedback. It’s not just one way for you though. You genuinely
enjoy connecting with people, whether it’s your friends or family,
or random people that talk to you, and listening to what’s going
on in their life.

10. You have an empathetic nature for everyone.
When people talk to you about the struggles they’re currently
experiencing, you can often feel and understand their pain, even if
it’s something you haven’t personally experienced. You can
imagine what it must be like for them and how this obstacle is
affecting the rest of their life.

11. You’re somewhat of a social chameleon.
You change your behavior based on who you’re with. This
doesn’t mean that you aren’t genuine in your personality but that
you’re aware of other people’s moods and you try to match their
energy level so you’re on the same wave length.

12. You listen to your intuition and let it guide you when
making tough decisions.
As soon as you get that subtle hit of your intuition telling you
something isn’t right you know you should listen to what your
body is telling you and look a bit deeper into the situation before
proceeding further.

13. You don’t have a problem saying “no thanks” if you
need to.
As much as you understand other people’s desires and you want
to help them out, you also understand what’s best for you and
your situation. You’re not afraid of other people’s feelings and
telling them no when you have to.

14. You can read people well.
You have an inherent sense about people and understand what
they want or what they’re thinking without them having to say
anything directly about it. Through social cues and behaviors you
just get a feeling about things and know when someone is telling
you something, even when they’re not saying anything at all.

You knw hw many lines i read twice becos of this poorly arranged shii.. I don vex sef.. Even if people say e make sense.. I no dey read again..
U finally modified it... Definitely better this way..

Mhen this is serious o.. Stampede na messed up thing sha o.. Once you trip and fall.. Your own don done be dat
RIP to the dead

Half of us plus you = 100
Means
X(us) +0.5x(half of us) + 1 =100
1.5x=99
X=99/1.5
X=66

Damn!!...

I nominate this thread for frontpage jor..
Funny shii

For the people shouting small prick.. Una too like porn

They should photoshop the shadow of the lap next time

Cube talk 9x and cube talk 79 octa.

Like seriously

Well at least i salute the man's concern and love for his girlfriend. Really wanted to make her happy and ended up inventing something.
Would really like to know how vibration enlarges the breasts, and who knws, this could be a gateway to inventing something for those insecure guys too (penile stuffs)

Interesting....

To my girlfriend.... I love you
But try not to stretch your luck too much o..
Success in your exams

Xiaomi produces better phones at very good prices...i would go for other brands all day. 70k ke? The phone suppose be like 55k tops.. Umi iron offers similar specs and is 43k plus dedicated site for custom roms and development.. Only diff is umi iron has eye scanner security and this tecno has fingerprint.

favoured234:
What is surprising this one....
Talk your own

What is surprising this one
Doesn't sound too polite...
I was only expresing surprise at your strategy.

favoured234:
Go for vacation,
Pay for a nice hotel away from your comfort zone.
Then you will want to make maximum use of the money..
The only way to do that is to have sex cos you cant eat the mattress and pillow

Shuo

Just stumbled on a tips site..

http://www.tips4ten.com

The kind of system they use there makes sense

Kizyte:
You tried, but Android has more better productive apps

Thats why i said anyone cud add to the list. Of course i cant knw every android app on playstore

HAkorehdeh:
You got it then?

Yes

Muyoyooo:
They call it boss group of company. They are GNLD scammers. They send you a message claiming you are invited for an interview you never applied for and at the end of the day they brain wash you making you pay the sum of #11,500 for a starter kit and ID card u never get and after that they ask you to take step by buying GNLD (tre-en-en) worth #63,000. Now that's not all, they tell you that you can make money by getting presentations in various places and in that process they call out their members to give some false testimonies that they made over over #250,000,#50,000,#150,000 and some other cumbersome amount of money making it look so enticing and even ask you to quit your current job or throw your credentials away. Now here's a proof that they are scammers,thief's,unfortunate,greedy and above all the best liars in d world. They train you to be a nutritionist and then make you act like a doctor you're not, they ask you to go out with a quantum analyser machine deceiving people they have different types of disease in order to make them get scared and buy their GNLD (tre-en-en) product. Even when d magical machine says u have maleria,dysentery,stomach ache etc they tell you tre-en-en supplement is what you need. The worst of all even when they meet those with serious diseases like high blood pressure,diabetes and even HIV they tell u tre-en-en is the cure. They would train a carpenter,mechanics,teacher and even one with only a primary school certificate to act like a nutritionist or doctors. Tell me! Do they have any licence for this at all. I think there should be a body or an organisation to stop these people from their fake drug prescription and deceit. They tell you that you will make millions in a horrible looking and very stuffy and dirty office. Beware of them they will ruins your life and career.

This guy is 100% correct.. First and foremost i wanted to ask how they even get peoples numbers sef. They hide under various company names. Where theh even do their presentation sef na like 2 bed room flat and yet they claim to be travelling abroad and making serious money. I felt insulted that day.. I just waste my suit dat day.

Alright

So hows everyone holding up?
Hope all your applications were completed without errors.
Anyways you guys are lucky, back then i didnt have anything to prepare with, wsnt even on nairaland sef.
The test shouldnt be too difficult, just make sure you are in a right and positive state of mind. Afterall they shudnt give you what is impossible for you to do. So its just a case of speed and accuracy. Goodluck

This post is targeted mainly at devices with 7inch screen size and above (tablets).
Many people who own tablets under-utilize them. though it may not be able to substitute a computer or a laptop, it can really enhance one's productivity, especially for people who love working "on the go".
I'm a technology enthusiast and majority of the apps i am about to list are more inclined to that aspect, but ihave no doubts that one can find apps to enhance productivity on any aspect, be it economics, law, business, etc
alright lets get to it

1. AIDE and AIDE Web : an android IDE that allows one to program java, c++, and also do android development. though a mobile application, it can actually be used to develop fully functional android applications and run them directly on your device. with syntax highlighting amongst other features that make programming a little more fun. i would suggest it to anyone who also wants to learn to code.
The web version of it also allows for web development ; html, css, php. one can create full functioning websites from scratch, with its own web page viewer which allows you to view your page as it would display on a web browser, it is a handy tool. once again i recommend for those who want to learn to code.
Worthy of mention here to is "Palapa web server" which works as a WAMP for android, the developers claim you can even host your website on ur android device and allow people access it over the web, only that our network providers might not allow such connections. other apps worthy of mention are DroidEdit, C4Droid, Qpython.

2. Adobe Reader and I-annotate pdf reader : personally i use adobe reader for all my pdfs, but i annotate offers multi tabbed viewing, meaning you can read more than one pdf file simultaneously like you would view many web pages in multiple tabs on your browser. worthy of mention here to is cool reader for reading other document types such as epub and mobi.

3. Analyze this and personal chess trainer : both wonderful chess apps that can enhance your playing strentgh. Analyze this comes with chess engines for analysing games and positions. perfect chess trainer comes with many features to enhance your understanding of positions and strategies for every phase of the game (opening, middle game and endgame).

4. CamScanner : scanning documents on the go

5. Droid Tesla and EveryCircuit: two awesome android apps for electrical/electronic engineers. its basically a proteus for android, where you can design and run circuits. great apps.

6.ConvertPad and SmartTools : convert pad allows you to convert from one unit to another while smart tools is a collection of tools that make use of your device's hardware to measure quantities such as distance, angle, sound, as well as having a plumbline and metal detector.

7. GPS Essentials: a very good gps application that lets you do tons of stuff.

8. Longman Dictionary and Medical Terms : Medical terms is a dictionary of medical related stuff.

9. Office Suite : Powerful collection of Word, Excel And Powerpoint.With almost full functionality of its PC counterpart. i actually created my present CV using this App.

10. PhotoEditor, PicsArt and Pixlr : powerful photo editing apps. i personally use all because of their individual features that i would want to incorporate into the image. so i just share them to each other incorporating my various tools until the final render .

11. Xplore and Solid file explorer: My two best file managers.

12. Duolingo : Powerful application for learning Languages. Also worthy of note is Google Translate.

13. Tasker : Super Powerful android application that can help make your Smartphone even Smarter by teaching it to think and react for itself. google it for more info. cant start typing long stories here.

14. Edjing and Fruity loops Mobile: Edjing is a dj application and Fruity loops creates music .

attached is a blurred copy of my CV (i still dey learn tho) to show well office suite functions.

feel free to add more