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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Stunning Pictures Of Female Surfers Underwater by YoshiMaster: 5:59pm On Jun 19, 2013
If only blacks where in the world, there might be no discovery channel or the like.

My peeps will be like "don't you know it is forbidden to enter that water", lol.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Stunning Pictures Of Female Surfers Underwater by YoshiMaster: 5:57pm On Jun 19, 2013
White people always amaze me, aren't there sharks in that pretty blue water.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Signs N60million MTN Endorsement Deal by YoshiMaster: 5:53pm On Jun 19, 2013
Nonybb: Why would they have to give him all that kind of money
The ability to captivate and entertain an audience is worth alot. NBA stars get paid so much because you and I might be willing to spend $200 for a ticket to watch them "entertain us".

Just that simple.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Signs N60million MTN Endorsement Deal by YoshiMaster: 5:45pm On Jun 19, 2013
Booty4me: why should i read my book.
even blue collar jobs dont pay.
that much
Please oo, read your books. Having a Plan B is always a good idea, but yeah, plan A needs to go beyond the classroom.
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by YoshiMaster: 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2013
Hello to all you Gamers.

Please don't forget that you can get your games from www.justconsolesnigeria.com (beats jumia, beats Konga, and beats Ikeja village)

I am playing Amazing Spidey, just started, web slinging seems really cool, but would have liked to play the movie storyline instead.

Looking forward to GTA V

I am looking for Tekken 6 players who have achieved the rank of master or greater to play with. Lemme know.
PoliticsRe: Cross-River Deputy-Gov Orders Wife To Kneel Down And Apologize To His Aide. by YoshiMaster: 11:36pm On Jun 06, 2013
gothrones: It is not fear either. It is greed! If one can put aside one's dignity because of money, then that person deserves all the disrespect that comes their way.
True that, correction noted.
PoliticsRe: Rivers ACN Blast Tinubu For Meeting With Amaechi by YoshiMaster: 11:29pm On Jun 06, 2013
SLIDE waxie: So, a person who from another party now is automatically an enemy of the other, abi?

Na shoot on sight policy? No wonder they dnt progress. Shldnt they all come together and integrate to apply success?
Nigerian Politicians playing WAR GAMES (Military Exercise)

You can't consult with the enemy without your commandant present, hehe grin grin
PoliticsRe: Cross-River Deputy-Gov Orders Wife To Kneel Down And Apologize To His Aide. by YoshiMaster: 11:10pm On Jun 06, 2013
Chinedu Elem: Anybody way say MONEY CNT BUY RESPECT.Make thunda faya d person head. Even if na gutter she go lie down, hu no lyk beta tin.
That's not respect, that's fear, two different things.

One respects who they admire, but only fear can cause someone to debase themselves so.
PoliticsRe: Mixed Reactions On Enugu's Kia Police Cars by YoshiMaster: 11:06pm On Jun 06, 2013
Of course there cool.

They should take it a step further and install computers in them with a remote Internet connection.

When new license databases kick in, they can easily reference such data with said computers.

Please guys, anything to move forward as a Nation, besides I don't think police should be hanging outside trucks like soldiers.
Science/TechnologyRe: Squirrels Fight Kung-Fu Over Food (pictures) by YoshiMaster: 10:56pm On Jun 06, 2013
I pity the fool who tries to take my nut.

I pity the fool.
FamilyRe: Akwa-Ibom Outlaws Drinking Of Corpse Bath-water By Widows by YoshiMaster: 2:26pm On Jun 02, 2013
[size=20pt]W.T.F!!!!!![/size]
PoliticsRe: Cry, The Beloved Police! by YoshiMaster: 9:56pm On May 17, 2013
lastpage: Look, you can write a ten thousand page book about these scoundrels called Nigerian Police.

Finally, as for "SOLUTIONS", it's always been ON THE TABLE: DISBAND THIS CRIMINAL ORGANISATION AND LETS START FROM SCRATCH.

No more, No less!
The Nigerian Police of today is made-up of CRIMINALS AND PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE CHARACTER, AT BEST!
They are BITTER, VENGEFUL, SADISTIC AND ANGRY PEOPLE.
How can you give "power of life and death" to 'animals' with such mentality?


1.) Make the "minimum entry level" to be a University Graduate

2.) Do thorough twenty years BACKGROUND CHECKS on such recruits (Go "secretly" to all the addresses they've lived, carry their pictures along and interview people who know them). Go to their former schools, interview their Teachers/Lecturers and build a profile of who they are)
3.) DO psychological evaluation for then 'cos most of them are serial Killers and psychotic substance abusers masquerading as Police officers!

4.) Re-organize their "training curricula" to lay more emphasis on HELPING THE POPULACE, rather than "ENFORCING" criminality (law!) through the use of excessive force

5.) Train them to enforce the law through use of other non-lethal means, other than "gunning down somebody". Only "Special Response Unit Officers" must carry weapons in their vehicle holds. To be used only in extreme circumstance when public safety is in grave danger

6.) Set-Up a Police Ombudsman Body: A very independent and independently funded body, that is answerable only to the House of Assembly, peopled by Intelligence Officers from other security apparatus like the Army, SSS, NAVY and the Civil Public (Never include a Policeman!), with powers to investigate, try and sentence where necessary, complaints against serving/retired Police officers. This body should be well-funded, well-kitted and must discharge its responsibility within a "short span" of time

7.) Develop a robust pay-structure/condition of service for members of the Police, which reflects the nature and danger associated with their work (Subsidized accommodation, higher than average pay-slips, free medical health, insurance, free and standard Police kits with bullet proof for frontline officers, good retirement benefits, to be paid within a month of retirement!, e.t.c)

Infact, make it a "VERY BIG LOSS" if someone is dismissed from the Police (like people working in banks or Oil companies!), make the job so attractive and competitive that ONLY THE BEST is attracted to it and only the best are recruited!

8.) Finally, take then through modern courses in Police duty; Use of Modern Technologies like CCTV, Tracking, Keylogging, Surveillance techniques, Human psychology for profiling, sciences, infiltration, e.t.c.

Just about anything to make them use their God-given "SENSES" instead of their WEAPONS!

All l have written above is NOT NEW or unbeknown to the POLICE HIERARCHY but hey, if you implement these things,

WHERE WILL THE EGUNJE AND POWER DRUNKENNESS/ABUSE COME FROM?
Where would Tafa Balogun for example, see the Billions he looted from the Police Force?
Where would the "Friday-friday" Cash delivery to DPO come from?



This is the quagmire Nigerians have found themselves, vis-a-vis NIGERIA POLICE 'FARCE'


Lastpage!

You wanted "solutions", now you got them! ....what are you gonna do with them or about them? shocked huh kiss
Dude what about one of the most important thins, their salary?

I vote for 150K minimum salary per month for the typical policeman
PoliticsRe: Protest At US Embassy For Visa-Ban On Diezani, Adoke, Orubebe by YoshiMaster: 11:42pm On May 16, 2013
Any proof?
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Leaked Information September 2013 by YoshiMaster: 11:23pm On May 16, 2013
Don't know if you guys have seen the Movie I-Spy, but according to that movie, in the spy world:

Smaller is better.

In the spy world its not sexy pulling something that huge outta your pants.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Leaked Information September 2013 by YoshiMaster: 11:20pm On May 16, 2013
Imanuelle: Tecno airheads ??
Mr online champion! Keep hating!
As a matter of fact, Tecno N3 soldiers are busy.
You may have expensive gadgets, but we have the passion.
Tecno had deployed it's N3 (North-3) soldiers to the emergency perimeters already !
the North 3 includes Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states!

Please carry your own phone and type from the safety of your house .

At least, we are helping to Fight against Boko Haram!


Now who's the airhead ?
and how did you get that many air strikes and med kits?
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Leaked Information September 2013 by YoshiMaster: 11:18pm On May 16, 2013
Imanuelle: Tecno airheads ??
Mr online champion! Keep hating!
As a matter of fact, Tecno N3 soldiers are busy.
You may have expensive gadgets, but we have the passion.
Tecno had deployed it's N3 (North-3) soldiers to the emergency perimeters already !
the North 3 includes Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states!

Please carry your own phone and type from the safety of your house .

At least, we are helping to Fight against Boko Haram!


Now who's the airhead ?
Dude I see you have FL Commando, Nice!

Have you played level 15 yet?
PoliticsRe: 40 Prisoners Freed In Katsina by YoshiMaster: 12:41pm On May 16, 2013
Walexz02: This is good to hear...
Those fools condemining the 10k given to those fred prisoners are id.iots! As if they can do better....
I think its the way it was worded. If they said they gave them 10k just because, then fine with that, but its hard for any educated person to believe that 10k can start a business.

All in all, good gesture.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Motorsport Team Presents Drivers In Maiden Tour by YoshiMaster: 12:58am On May 16, 2013
HighBK: After driving for years on Benin Ore road, pot holes-ridden roads, flooded roads, semi flooded roads, tolled roads, danfo filled roads,... they have not excuse but to succeed when driving on the race track
Thats why Nigerians mostly succeed abroad...

From candle light to an 80 watt bulb.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Motorsport Team Presents Drivers In Maiden Tour by YoshiMaster: 12:46am On May 16, 2013
Milllion dollar idea, someone should setup a formula one type gig in naija, full stadium, top of the line tracks and all.

That would be something I would pay to go watch.

This would also be a chance for innoson to cash in on a racing car model.

Don't forget the advertising, I can already hear KFC calling, and ofcourse zenith bank.
PhonesRe: BlackBerry Q5 For Emerging Markets Announced by YoshiMaster: 10:26pm On May 15, 2013
Gotta love nairaland, the topic says blackberry, but if you only started reading from page 1 you would think it was a tecno thread.
Foreign AffairsRe: Dead Man Wakes Up At His Funeral by YoshiMaster: 4:10pm On May 15, 2013
hardbody: 4.Finally, if he is an Igbo man, like me, bait him with money, if he does not wake up, then he is dead and ready to be buried
I'm dying here, too funny dude!
FoodRe: Rat Meat Passed-off As Lamb In China by YoshiMaster:
Krasid: what you don't know will not kill you.
Location: Kings College Lagos

Situation: Boys enjoying their normal drinking water from the main tank supply as they always have, when one curious soul made a shocking discovery. A dead rat had been in the water tank all along.

Conclusion: What you don't know won't kill you.
PoliticsRe: What Is Your Definition Of Development? by YoshiMaster: 11:37pm On May 13, 2013
chaloner: i love you...our country sometimes reason like what i dont know.... integration my foot.....
lol, just backwards thinking.
PoliticsRe: What Is Your Definition Of Development? by YoshiMaster: 11:00pm On May 13, 2013
You guys are talking about development, and we still have policy enabling Youth Corpers to shape the minds of young students, isn't that quite insane?

Shouldn't we be looking for the best instructors for our students, and then they will turn around and say that failure rates for exams are high.

Tell me when and where the Youth Corper got his certification in teaching.
Car TalkRe: Learner's Sign On A Public Transport Service by YoshiMaster: 6:29pm On May 12, 2013
omodapson: I don't know where to put this, but I hope the mod will help place in the proper place.

The picture below is that of an operational public transport tagged Ajumose by the Ajimobi led government in Oyo state. The surprising thing is the way the Learner's sign was conspicuously displayed on the vehicle with further inscriptions that warns other road users to keep off. I can't help but wonder if same could be allowed in a functioning state. This only shows the dysfunctional level of this society. if you must learn driving, should it be done on a public transport system? And who was the guy that certified the rookie driver?

The vehicle was seen plying challenge-ojoo axis of Ibadan.

I think it's more of a comedy than it actually looks. smh. shocked
Was the bus actually carrying passengers? I couldn't deduce that from your post.
GamingRe: PS3 Needed To Buy. Any Offers? by YoshiMaster: 4:28pm On May 12, 2013
you can visit www.justconsolesnigeria.com for your gaming needs.
NYSCRe: Delta State Fails To Pay Corpers' Allowance. Do They Hate Corpers? by YoshiMaster: 4:19pm On May 12, 2013
How I wish NO corper would serve, but its hard to organize that sort of collective stance.

I have always wondered what the heck NYSC was, and why it has to be done, talk less of going and not getting paid, WOW!

My brothers and sisters, if only we could organize ourselves and petition the government to end this Modern Day Slave trade called the NYSC.

"You there, the Engineer, yes you. You are to abandon your proffession for one year to go and work on a farm, but don't worry, you won't get paid. We are doing this for your own good, to promote National Unity"
RomanceRe: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by YoshiMaster: 3:58pm On May 09, 2013
Idowuogbo: To chop hin money!!!!! grin grin

Blame P-cube. tongue
Ahh, u beat me to it.
RomanceRe: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by YoshiMaster: 3:58pm On May 09, 2013
I'm sure the guy no mind if u chop in money, cause in probably get am plenty.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Need Call Of Duty Black Ops2 Or Modern Warfare3 Urgently. For Swap Or Sale. by YoshiMaster: 9:24pm On May 08, 2013
Black Ops 2 available at www.justconsolesnigeria.com
Car TalkRe: Death-Traps Along Abuja Airport Road (photos) by YoshiMaster: 2:54pm On May 07, 2013
dgitrader: Even a roadsafety official is amoung the culprits in the picture.
But this isnt just a pedestran issue, poor or inadiquate town planning can be blammed for this also. Why should there be several bus-stops and residences along such a wide and busy highway?
The worst of this type of senerio is along the lagos-abeokuta expressroad, just before iyanapaja, its a breathtaking 40meters death race! For man, woman, young and old.
kudos on mentioning the issue of inadequate planning. A highway shouldn't be a place for frequently stopping buses, and if they do have to stop as mandated by the government, then there should be adequate methods of safely evacuating all pedestrians dropped off by these buses.

Obviously in a situation where these safe options for pedestrians do exist and they choose to neglect them, then officials should do their jobs and "fine" them, please no arrests.

I have used the pedestrian bridge and thought it was uber-cool, but I have also been forced by circumstance sometimes to cross the road "bare", after feeling depressed upon looking left and right with no pedestrian bridge in sight.

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