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PoliticsRe: Anxiety Over Inec’s Bid To Dump Ddc Machines by yusuf2(m): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2011
SMH, feeling sorry for Nigeria, there are still pot holesthe size swimming pools on our roads, no electricity, our police force is full of semi-illiterates, poverty is on d rise everyday, etc and one man would wake-up one day and throw away N94 Billion Naira of Tax payers money and have the guts to still defend himself? just F***kng 2 bad.
AutosRe: SOLD! Mercedez Benz C 200 (97/98) For Sale (Real pix). SOLD..SOLD on 16.03.2011 by yusuf2(m): 9:45am On Feb 21, 2011
lomzy1:
@yusuf. thanx for your observation. the car has arrived naija and you can inspect it anytime. i had problem uploading the latest pics! the car can go for 1million naira if you are serious to buy and ASAP. you can call me or better still drop your phone number so i could call u. the car is Auto.
08023881557.
I'd really appreciate if u could upload the pics of the interior as well, and about the price, like i said, 900k is all i can offer, (i'll need to sell the one i'm currently using 2 raise the money though) u wld have to consider its a C200 not C230 and a 97 model at that. i want to assume the car is in Lagos, i stay in abj, so u c how inspecting the car might be a prob. the ball is in ur court. wink
CelebritiesRe: Tuface And D'Banj At Old Age. LOL by yusuf2(m): 5:15pm On Feb 18, 2011
i bet they would both wish to die b4 they can ever get 2 look like that, LWBMB
AutosRe: We Buy /ship Any America Cars To Nigeria-08029091965 by yusuf2(m): 9:34am On Feb 18, 2011
What would it cost me to get a 97 model MB C220 plus shipping, clearing & delivery to my Abuja residence? Done my research on various US sites and it cost between $3,500 - $5,000, i have a max budget of 900k.
AutosRe: SOLD! Mercedez Benz C 200 (97/98) For Sale (Real pix). SOLD..SOLD on 16.03.2011 by yusuf2(m): 4:49pm On Feb 17, 2011
very neat ride u've got there, but i dont understand y u're covering the background in the pics? is it because the car is not in Nigeria? by the way, can it go for 900k?, serious buyer here. is it auto? what is the odometer reading? and can u post the pix of the interior as well?
RomanceRe: Na Wa O! Cuz Of Sprite by yusuf2(m): 10:07am On Feb 17, 2011
viruz007:
ok ok ok,  B4 una yab my guy, 1st he ain't stingy. D gurl bought da drink 4 herself, her sista and frendz bt left him out. And my guy told me that they have made up again. Abeg wat do u guyz tink?
I think she t2k a 3 days valentine leave to hang out with some other dude, i pity your friend you, wait till next year valentine and mayb then it would be Diet coke or Pepsi cola, not sprite
RomanceRe: Na Wa O! Cuz Of Sprite by yusuf2(m): 3:58pm On Feb 16, 2011
iyatrustee:
Why u come disappear from the clinic like dat? Who U come leave your gateman ermm sorry security detail work for?  tongue grin
Me na Chief Security of Love Clinic i apply for oh, as the place wan com turn psychia!!! me i take quick quick vamoos comot oh, i sure sey them don dey use holy water baff patients for there now ba? plus the fact sey OGA 190 no gree pay me my Salary.
RomanceRe: Na Wa O! Cuz Of Sprite by yusuf2(m): 2:46pm On Feb 16, 2011
iyatrustee:
^^^ angry angry angry angry
iya, wetin na?
RomanceRe: Nigerians, Ivoriens And Koreans Finish Last On Valentine’s Day Calls by yusuf2(m): 2:13pm On Feb 16, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=605636.msg7740772#msg7740772 date=1297861339]Yusuf. nice name. are u one of those Area boys? undecided[/quote]10x, cant say d same for ur name though, By area Boys u mean, thugs right? if not, then huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Na Wa O! Cuz Of Sprite by yusuf2(m): 2:10pm On Feb 16, 2011
*passing by* on my way to buy a carton of sprite, guess it's not only thirst it quenches, apparently it can be used for breaking up relationships too. Thank God.
RomanceRe: Nigerians, Ivoriens And Koreans Finish Last On Valentine’s Day Calls by yusuf2(m): 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2011
Here is the reason why. Nigeria has one of the highest mobile Telecommunication Tariffs worldwide & a large percentage of Nigerians are soaked in poverty, how do u expect one to get money to call when he/she cant afford a decent meal to eat?
AutosRe: Mercedes-benz: C220 Elegance Automatic 1998 Military Green: Lg-xx-27 Fabric Gray by yusuf2(m): 10:01am On Feb 16, 2011
is This car still available? and if yes? can it go for N900k? And by the way, it's a 97 or below model not a 98 model, from the fender and bumper design.
AutosRe: Mercedes-benz: C220 Elegance Automatic 1998 Military Green: Lg-xx-27 Fabric Gray by yusuf2(m): 10:00am On Feb 16, 2011
?
AutosRe: Very Clean Nigerian Used Mercedes Benz 190 by yusuf2(m): 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin 480k grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, wonders wld never end, does d car have 2 engines? huh
RomanceRe: She Told Me Her Past: What Do I Do? by yusuf2(m): 5:27pm On Feb 07, 2011
Atreides:
Summary! Summary!! Summary!!!
P.s-All summaries should be in English. Not text-speak,English. Thank-you.
exactly, i did not read up to half of the post & I'm already getting a headache.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Looking Fly On Set by yusuf2(m): 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2011
Is it only me or is she getting lighter on the skin every day, she used to be a black beauty, what happened? by the way, love those legs, they seem to go for miles. smiley
RomanceRe: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by yusuf2(m): 9:59pm On Jan 31, 2011
sylve11:
lol. grin i can't imagine myself clicking this topic angry cool
But u actually did, and went further to post undecided
RomanceRe: Getting A Paid Job;condition For A Relationship? by yusuf2(m): 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2011
harakiri:
@Poster

You need to step your game up. From your post, you appear to be needy and seeking happiness from a relationship. As beautiful as that sounds, it's a false misconception. True happiness comes from within and when you have that, you won't be so keen on relationships as you are now.

The lady most definitely thinks you're desperate and that's why she has the guts to tell you to "give her TWO WEEKS to think about" and then "She thinks you should remain close friends" and finally on top of the insult, she needs time to "study you". What da phuck waz dat? Are you a lab rat to be studied?

This lady doesn't consider you a challenge and you probably laid all your cards down for her and she's seen all that there is to see about you and she's considering "other options". Dude, you run a cafe,own a car and live in a 3-bedroom flat. I used to run a cafe before and i know how profitable it can be if you set it up right. There are top executive single ladies that would do anything (even blood rituals) to have a man like you. Step your game up and grow a pair of balls man. Respect yourself and acknowledge your worth. Don't EVER EVER EVER let a woman dictate the pace of a relationship for you. After all, you're not the one with a biological clock to worry about so why are you swallowing all this shyt?

Respect yourself and focus more on you, you, you and only you. More importantly, watch out for the quality of girls you're bringing into your life. This girl is a typical example of "i neva chop" girls and she's only out for what you have and not who you are. You haven't even started and she's already giving you conditions for dating? What da phuck? Are you in secondary school? She's no good. Delete her memory from your database and move on.

You deserve better!
@ Poster, this is the most reasonable advice u can ever get from anybody, mehn i love NL
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 10:08pm On Jan 30, 2011
Woke4all:
Na wa oooooooooooooooooo
So at last, u don discover the function of Rubber.
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 9:55pm On Jan 30, 2011
vertexroya:
[size=18pt]hmmmm
https://vz.iminent.com/vz/7b8e59cc-fedb-4002-8298-eca5d4569221/1/wet.gif[/size]
u dey enjoy the tin ba?
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 9:32pm On Jan 30, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]
is your marriage as long as this thread  undecided
come to us we can save it[/color]
grin grin grin grin, oga mi, vertex get more sophisticated weapon pass me oh, this kondo wey u give me no go fit stop am from destroying this clinic oh. no come blame me later, by d way i catch vertex and iya 4 nurses changing room, as i ask them wetin dem dey do there, iya say she dey find cotton wool to take clean vertex gun shot wound, but me i no understand because na  ground she knee down face vertex somethingmiddle finger, no be me tell u oh.
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 11:51am On Jan 29, 2011
190:
grin grin grin grin
Oga which one na? u dey laff because i no get money abi wetin, u no go pay me ney? i go plant bomb inside the clinic oh. angry
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 11:25am On Jan 29, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]ROTFLMFAO!![/color]
Oga me too i dey ROTFLMAO, I don come back from leave, eh be like sey things no easy 4 u as i go, So them don release Woke4all, na wa oh, how u take do as them no catch u? by the way sha, month don end oh, i neva c my alert from bank,
AutosRe: COTONOU CARS BUYERS FORUM, ORDER FOR YOU CAR(S) NOW @ AFFORDABLE PRICE by yusuf2(m): 8:55am On Jan 29, 2011
Tadeus:
Oga make your budget up to 900k and lets vsisit cotonuo cars market to buy your car sir

You can reach me on

08035142036, 08056807475

Tadeus

Thanks
Does that 900k include cost of clearing and delivery to my Abuja Residence? Cos i ve a dealer willing to give me one(very clean in/out though it's about 175Miles odometer reading) at ur stated price, don't c the point if there wld be extra cost for clearing at border and delivery to abuja. I made the earlier request to c if i cld save some money if i decide to buy from cotonou.
AutosRe: COTONOU CARS BUYERS FORUM, ORDER FOR YOU CAR(S) NOW @ AFFORDABLE PRICE by yusuf2(m): 1:57am On Jan 29, 2011
Can 800k get me a 97 Mercedes Benz C 230 with FF AC, Auto Trans, Sun Roof & mileage less the 150km?
AutosRe: Get Cars From Cotonou To Nigeria Very Cheap Exchage Rate Down Pls 08038379715 by yusuf2(m): 1:56am On Jan 29, 2011
Can 800k get me a 97 Mercedes Benz C 230 with FF AC, Auto Trans, Sun Roof & mileage less the 150km?
AutosRe: Pre-0rder Like No Other- - Guaranteed Satisfaction - - Never Be Undersold--@@ by yusuf2(m): 1:55am On Jan 29, 2011
Mr Fhemmy, Can 800k get me a 97 Mercedes Benz C 230 with FF AC, Auto Trans, Sun Roof & mileage less the 150km?
RomanceRe: 190 Relationship Therapy by yusuf2(m): 8:12pm On Jan 24, 2011
[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=591546.msg7594868#msg7594868 date=1295895736]Chai, see wetin dis woman cause for herself now!!!


@ *190* Gateman  ( Yusuf ), abeg tell us, which station those police people come from? angry

Ive to bail my iyatrustee out immediately!
embarassed
[/quote]kai, wetin dey worry u? oga say my position na Security personel, u come dey call me gateman, and by d way, which time i tok sey them carry iyatrustee go station? na woke4all dem carry oh, no put yarn wey i no yarn inside my mouth oh. but come first oh, u ma follow swallow the purple pill na? how come u don recorver b4 d rest, eh b like sey u b pro 4 d tin

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