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190:
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Carry iyatrustee instead
I go leave my wife mz dark with my brother mobo444[/color]

MOBO wey get personal beef with black woman, na him u dey call your broda? u never jam, by the way Iyatrustee don escape tey tey, as she see wetin dey under ya trouser, she disappear. no vex oga, but na true

MOBO444:
^^^ Rubbish talk from an alimajiri, you this murtallab the diaper bomber.

oops, i've pushed the wrong button. Now i've got him calling me names he doesn't even understand himself, poor MOBO

190:
[color=deeppink]Im outta here,

Please tell my wife mz dark say i don go hide for cotonu

lock my clinic for me[/color]

Ok sir but the wahala be say, ur wife ma follow take the pill, now she no go fit understand anything wey i tell am, make i carry am go my house, i swear i no go touch am walai talai

MOBO444:
^^^ What rubbish yusuf, I was thinking you were a big boy.

Sorry to disappoint you, though i'm too matured and Experienced to be called just a Big boy.

190:
[color=deeppink]This is a clinic not a market place,

SEE how they Just scattered everywhere cos i was on official duty[/color]

welcome back sir, as u comot, na so them Beync, MzD@rkSkin, iyatrustee, DAY11 and Mr, Cock(that one wey him papa name am after hin johnson) force gate enter your office go swallow those purple pills u hide for that box under you cushon, all of them come dey talk rubbish dey scatter everywhere, and by the way sir, police come with woke4all dey find u sey u join hand with am to violation one girl, them say dem dey come back sha!!!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=591451.msg7593731#msg7593731 date=1295884255][color=#0055bb]^^Not funny. [/color][/quote]u need not tell him, he knew that b4 he posted it

MOBO444:
^^^ Yusuf no need for word war, you can settle for men or little children, maybe under age, like them 7 and 8 years old.

I laff in Swahili, u must have a very twisted mind, maybe u were violated when u were young, though i hope not.
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=591451.msg7593867#msg7593867 date=1295885196]why?  are u one of those area boys? [/quote]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=591451.msg7592088#msg7592088 date=1295868382]lol With a name like Yusuf, he can always settle for men [/quote]Mr _smallCock_roach, trust me, u dont want to get into a word battle with me

Very Sad, and to think that when they are younger (28 and below), they jump from one guy 2 another believing there is still time to settle down, when would our ladies ever wake up to accept the fact that "BEAUTY AND SEXY BODY FADES FASTER THAN THEY THINK"?

passing by, sees d-sense and violent exchanging blows, tried to separate but got one on the face, walking away thinking "i shld ve mind my own business"

dobodobo:
it may sound like truth but it real and genuine-

Don't take time looking for girlfriend but take time doing one things or the other like going computer lesson,going to work, joining study groups, attending church or Mosque,doing something that will add value for your life

Don't take time buying stuff for someone but spend on yourself and make yourself look good as much as you can,you will even jealous of yourself( from your hair, face, body, neat cloth,clean shoe since you haven't no one to buy things for then but the most important thing is the future which is do something that add value to life)and before you knows it,dress nicely,don't talk to much,don't roams around to much,don't let anyone know much about you but before you know it, a girl either from society you join or area will want to get close to you and find out more about you,thats how I get my girlfriends and I have got up to 3 that way with the currently one which are will be 4 yrs relationship in 2011- no matter how bad you think I am, I will expose the real me to you soon

Story Story, All this wld have worked in 1993 or 1995 at most, Computer Lesson, hahaha, u've got to be kidding me, better go get urself a Good Car if not, no girl wld look at u more than twice no matter how cute or well dressed u might think u re, this is 10 years into the new millenium, wake up bro, Naija girls are not smiling at all.

i think i'm in luv, 2 bad u're a bit 2 young 4 me, Atreides, u're officially in the list of the top 10 most sensible Ladies on NL, U sure u're just 16? i mean u seem to know the solution to ur predicament, but i understand that u'ld want a general perspective, dont mind all the guys that ve been posting some nonsense about u falling victim someday whether u like it or not, Livedit has said it all.

@ Sunch, U dont say, i mean!!! Dating one girl for 8 years? That is Even longer than many Marriages where the couple still love themselves, if this is true, then guy "U no try 4 this lady at all" this is the most cruel thing any guy can do to a lady and i'm sure by now her biological clock is fast approaching 11pm. i pity her, regardless of what she has done to deserve this. Did she cheat on u or what?

@ Poster, If it's true she's as u've described? Then she is one of the 1% marriageable ladies out there. Don't let ur urge to get laid make u loose the best gift God can ever give u?

interested, is there anything wrong with the phone apart from the usb cable that looks choped off "from ur pix"? and how long have this phone been used?

@ Poster, I don't know how old you are, but you sound too young to be worrying yourself about stuffs like this, Advice: Focus on your education, by the way, Your written English need a little improvement (no insult intended).

God's Gift

Popsy Me

Post more, Doesn't matter if there's no Car in the pix

Christmas? she must be sooooo Hungry , i thought it was only Valentine and Birthdays (even Yours). By the way I'm trying to c if i can propose a motion in the Senate (thru my uncle David mark ) to Barn the celebration of Valentine in Nigeria.

What really should be the age gap between 2 people in a love relationship or a Married couple, i think he shouldn't be more than 5 years if he is older and 2 years if she is older , so they can mostly come to a common ground on issues. what u guys think?

How many times would this question be asked on NL? Anyways it's an important one.

Male :- 28 till Baba Calls.

Female :- 24 - 35 (Beyond 35 is by God's Miraculous Intervention, Nothing is impossible)

But seriously Even if u have the financial Means to get married, u shld'nt do it if u're not emotionally matured to handle a relationship that serious.

[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=570534.msg7379928#msg7379928 date=1292923285]woooow, NO WAY, its toooo big!!!!  (truss me, she said it ) [/quote]all these cork people  are they all the same person?  this one just joined 2day, na wa oh

Told her i loved her, did not realize how crazy it sounds until i said it.

"baby, i love 2 look into ur eye during sex, it helps me cum, even imagining ur face atimes when u're not with me gets me wet under" she sent me this as an sms, it took me up to an hour to finish reading thru it. My head nearly busted.

match has been prosponed due 2 bad weather, dont worry chelsea fans, we wld trash u sooner than u xpect.

dont like it when my gf sends me a gud 9t txt after 10pm(when i'm probably wasted or asleep) & then expects a reply.