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googles:
let him catch me if he can. . . . if i dont throw him banger

u must be a tough , banger ke? who does that?anyways, i like chicks like u. Let me switch off my sys and go home b4 the security locks me in the office.

googles:

dats because i dont feel slapped !!!

you prolly slapped 190's chic and not mine

dis is a natural one o no silicone

So now want to drag 2 more people into this our little misunderstanding. just pray his offline

googles:

yee !!! hater o o o o

dat one na lie   sachet water ke?? poof

ya, u need to let that a$$ job heal b4 exposing it 4 slappings, funny u did not disprove the fact that i actually did.

papa190:
(Slaps forehead)

SLAPS Googles's rear end feels lyk a satchet of water

philip0906:
OMG!!!its hot in here. . .google is mad

u guys sld not allow her head burst oh,

googles:
Pass your WAEC and JAMB first, Get admitted into a Uni.

then you can come and discuss marriage till den read some biology texts 

How about me na? i did not write jamb, i did not get admitted in Uni, but i have a villa at LEKKI and i own a sports range rover 2010 model

The Cork:
errrmm i think its the Nyansh

to match with ur c0ck

SmashingM:
I'll walk up to him  with a smile on my face and the start the conversation thus;

Me: <smiles> Hi, may i join you?

Guy: Go ahead

Me: You're too handsome to be eating alone but i hope i'm not encroaching?

Guy: Thanks for the compliment, you're not.

Me: My name is Princess, may i know your's?

Guy: Funky

Me: Woah! that's a f'wonderful name. (meanwhile eating continues after which i'll answer one fake call and take my leave)

Me: Honey sorry i've got to rush to the bank and change my hard currency to naira, if you don't mind may i have your contacts? Here's my complimentary card. I'll call you when i'm through in the bank.

Guy: <smiles for the first time> Oh! i'm very pleased to meet you. Here's my number; ,

Me: catch ya later.

u try sha. but u and i know there are less than 1% of 9ja ladies who are capable of doing that simple act

@ Topic, H3ll Yes

Let this be the last post of this topic, It has been proven, even the ladies have nothing more to say in their defense, TOASTING IS A THING OF THE PAST, Naija Ladies are just too sophisticated to be wooed by just words "funny enough, i give them credit for that" STRONG WOMEN.

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=486328.msg6459188#msg6459188 date=1280247357]Yes I did!!! mind you its fast food (not mama put) and fast foods are pay before service. we eat while conversing[/quote][quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=486328.msg6457781#msg6457781 date=1280236460]Me:walking up to him**** Hi, mind if i sit down?

Guy: oh no go ahead,

Me: wow you look handsome

Guy thanks

Me You stay around?

Guy: No came to see a friend

Me: so*** have you seen him?

Guy no not yet.

Me just hope he wunt keep you waiting

Guy Hope so too

Me *** and what's the name?

Guy: Prince

Me wow*** are you from a royal home?

Guy ***smiles** no just a name

Me Ok Prince nice to meet you

Guy: yeaa me too

Me: well*** I stay around the neighborhood and do eat here at times.

Guy: hmmm nice

Me can i call you some day?

Guy: yeaa why not

Me: ok what's the number?

Guy here, 08033333333

Me: ok my name is,

ok buy, [/quote]ok then, u ended ur conversation with this "OK BUY" how typical. guess u're already used to saying BUY me this, BUY me that so u don't remember the accurate spelling of BYE, luv ur prof pix buy the way, if thats actually u, MEHN U'RE FYN.

N1,834,000 - i'll break it down

N1,800,000 - Cost of my EOD
N20,000 - one room in a 5 star hotel
N14,000 - drinks, dinner and breakfast
i cant even remember her name

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=486328.msg6457781#msg6457781 date=1280236460]Me:walking up to him**** Hi, mind if i sit down?

Guy: oh no go ahead,

Me: wow you look handsome

Guy thanks

Me You stay around?

Guy: No came to see a friend

Me: so*** have you seen him?

Guy no not yet.

Me just hope he wunt keep you waiting

Guy Hope so too

Me *** and what's the name?

Guy: Prince

Me wow*** are you from a royal home?

Guy ***smiles** no just a name

Me Ok Prince nice to meet you

Guy: yeaa me too

Me: well*** I stay around the neighborhood and do eat here at times.

Guy: hmmm nice

Me can i call you some day?

Guy: yeaa why not

Me: ok what's the number?

Guy here, 08033333333

Me: ok my name is,

ok buy, [/quote]U did not finish the conversation, here let me help u

You : ok my name is Moneyca, Ehmmm Price, i kinda left my purse in the house, could u be a dear and pay the bill for my lunch,

Guy : no problem, the pleasure is all mine

You : 10x, u such a nice guy (maga)

Guy:

if i were a female, here wld be my response "Aliko Dangote"

Vquest:
LOL
Please.  If that was a she, she'd respond to the smile. If not,  then to the humor. If she doesn't respond
to either, I move on. No harm done. Like I said that's what has worked for me. It should work for most men.

papa190:
ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR, BOYS ARE TERRIBLE,
THATS WHY I KEEP SAYING, WORK HARD, HAMMER,
AND GIRLS WOULD BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR,

[s]swagger are meant for em, cris brown and tyga!![/s]

true tok na

skillcano:
well i think the only way to capture a girls heart, is to be by her all the time, assisting her in most things, and i bet you, she will start nursing a feeling of security in your harm

But just when i pull up with my 2011 Sports Range Rover, all ur being by her side, assisting her, and her nursing feeling 4 u would just evaporate into the AC outlet of my car.

Babajhaid:
Yusuf congrats on your purchase. U beat me to it, if I had seen Banix the very day I got to lag, I would have picked it before you. You made the purchase not up to 1 hr when I got to his office. Anyway hes offered me a Nisan Altima which is equally very good. may pick it by 2moro.

10x, i was actually there a day b4, my flight landed lagos @ after 3 pm, i had to get a mechanic to check the car and after all the checking it was already after 4pm so i cld'nt make payment till the next day, i actually met someone bargaining with him on d same car when i came 2 pay, i guess if u had come then, it would have become a bidding contest

Vquest:
Here's how I toast:

HI. How are you?
You look nice today.
Are you seeing anybody? if she says no, I ask her if we can do
something over the weekend.
If she says she can't, I'm out of there.

Those guys insisting on cars and money, what do you do
when you're trying to get with these women who have more
money than you, a better looking car than yours?   All of a sudden
you don't have those crutches to rely on (car, money).

Any very young man  reading this here's my advice: forget about
the preconceptions. You see a woman you like, go up to her, and
say hi! Compliment her about something or other--and then go for the kill.

Here is a typical response u'll get from your questions

You : HI. How are you?
Her :  
You : You look nice today.
Her :  
You : Are you seeing anybody?
Her : WHAT? u must be out of ur mind, what do u take me for? Idiot, , amongst other cursive utterances depending on her level of decency.

I'm in support with all who have said toasting is a thing of the past "when true love existed". The only kind of Ladies u can toast these days are those that don't leave in or near the cities "ie Local Chicks", and even at that, u still need to have a 4 wheeler to even get recognized. Base Note :- NO MONEY, NO LOVE and the amount of money u've got & willing to spend on her is directly proportional to the amount of loving u get from her/them! gbam

yes, a 97, this one "https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=479425.msg6396619#msg6396619", 10x any ways, one car is enough 4 me 4 now. but i might have some friends that might b interested, u could mail me specs and pix if its no trouble 4 u,

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waleadex:
Oh really?how do u manage the crisis therereally love to see u tho

Most of the major crisis u hear of only happen in areas where uncivilized people live, sometimes CNN & BBC gets wind of the crisis b4 we in our area, however, when things looks like they might get worse, i do move in with my uncle inside the military cantonment which is a stone throw from where i stay (or he sends a battalion to pick me up ) .

babymine:

y are u stalking me from tread 2 tread?

babymine:
R u speaking out of experience?

yes, when i was married 2 u

waleadex:
Ok Yusuf!!!How are u this morning ?How is life?

Cool, in Lag, Cant wait to get out though. miss the natural GOD fitted AC of Jos.

Is That not a Casket Carrier?

waleadex:
I tot Yusuf bought the car already, well if available,i can buy.07083258467, how va wit d engine?

there is no where he or i said the car was no longer available for sale, i've got a different one "from Banix here on Nairaland" he gave me a good bargain.

:-x

btw 25 & 35 Depending on ur account balance. mehn, if u get married without a financial backup or plan, U'RE FINISHED, 4get all those "have faith, the lord would provide" trust me, Poverty wld consume u like fire.

babymine:
That's y I keep saying Love isn't a feeling, it's a DECISION.

Feelings will change/fade over time but you could always hang on to decisions you make.

True tok, is like u hacked into my brains and read my thoughts.