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Politics / Re: CSU Deposition: Registra Says Diploma Tinubu Submitted To INEC is Authentic by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:20am On Oct 04, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Stop peddling falsehood!

CSU outrightly disowned the certificate Tinubu tendered to INEC, unambiguously stating that the insignia on it is not that of the Institution, neither was it administered by the institution. He as a matter of fact said "it is probably a Nigerian thing", referring to the presence of a fake insignia on the diploma Tinubu filed with Inec.

Na so una go dey spread rubbish news!

Where is your link to the deposition?

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Senator Ahmed Tinubu Could Have Saved Us This Embarrassment by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2023
Dotherightthing:
No evidence Tinubu forged the certificate he tendered since CSU did produce the copy issue to him ab initio

Me self no come understand again. Wo mo wait. For supreme court.
Politics / Re: CSU Records: Tinubu Submitted Forged Documents To INEC, Atiku’s Aide Alleges by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:26pm On Oct 03, 2023
Shattuck:
was it CSU who gave him the diploma he submitted to inec? This has always been the issue, I don't understand why you guys always make things complicated for yourself.

As simple as ABC. He was an A student, he did attend the school, but that's not the question, do some people read at all?

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Asks Atiku To Apologize To Tinubu And Nigerians by Yusufisraelj(m): 5:05am On Oct 03, 2023
Feintline:
You guys are ridiculous deceiving yourself with nonsense papers that did not come from CSU or AA.

No matter how the transgender hires media to put out fake news, it will not work.
CSU is on the hot seat and wild mind blowing exposures are set to burst.

I hope you guys will not run mad tommorrow .
CSU has come out clean oo.

The Tinubu admitted is a female.
The result given to Enahoro is fake.
Tinubu certificate is also fake.

You guys should calm down tonight so you don't get HBP.

All those news hitting front page I know it's fake news, by the way AA will not just come online and start posting someone's credentials, that's childish.
Politics / Re: I Remain Governor Until Supreme Court Says Otherwise - Gov Sule by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:45pm On Oct 02, 2023
Racoon:
This is why all election petitions must be completed before any validly elected political office holder be sworn in.

Sincerely, I don't see a reason why you'll swear in someone with a case that's not been cleared. Kenya have a system that all court matters concerning election be settled before you're sworn in as president.
Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:17am On Oct 02, 2023
ireke:

I agree with you that I wouldn't allow her but she will surely score a point if she made the attempt. I'm not saying I will drop her if she does not attempt to help o...

True but it's not necessary. We have a culture of sincerity in my house, be yourself while being fair at the same time.
Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:16am On Oct 02, 2023
illicit:
As the guy I won't let her do anything

And if my mum raised it, I will tell her she wanted to but I didn't allow it.

She's meant to meet my family not to cook for them, my mother has always been doing the cooking.

If I should follow her to their own house,I met her father doing some stuff, am I obliged to join him?

I am not

My mom won't even let her, you're a visitor for God sake. Subsequently she may help out, but not the first time.

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Romance / Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2023
C2Ok:
Hello Guyzzzzzz
I’ve had this project on my mind for some months now😂😂
I’ve seen crazy funny comments on this platform and I want to screenshot and drop them here for people to see and laugh too tongue
You could also screenshot and add yours too
Let’s gooooooooooo ✈️ 🚀

Keep them coming

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Romance / Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2023
henndukwe18:
dt post funny die, i even want to buy the back cover for 500k

Lols, wahala
Romance / Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:39pm On Oct 01, 2023
Sucre6:
If u want laugh fall for ground, search for a guy that posted that he wanted to sell off a bad ass phone, the whole comment there go make you laugh fall for grand 😂😂😂😂

https://www.nairaland.com/5564783/ad-gone-wrong-nairalands-2019

That guy go just hold him badass phone. Lols

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Politics / Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by Yusufisraelj(m): 3:42pm On Oct 01, 2023
Dest8sman:
That irregularities were what made Bayelsa State governor lose his position.

Thank you, Kai and the painful part was that it's his deputy. Which kind bad luck be that one, not even you the principal.

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Career / Re: How Much Is A 'good' Salary In Nigerian Private Sector Employment by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:33am On Oct 01, 2023
ashewoboy:
400,000 naira outside Lagos.


400,000 naira in Lagos is a paltry salary.

Story, you must be a comedian.

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Forum Games / Re: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha124:
It's your duty to guide and watch them until they're adults and ready to defend themselves.

In other words we're both saying the same thing.
Forum Games / Re: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha124:
I will still let the 14 years old teenager be ahead of me until he or she's 20+.

By then he or she will be well trained and skilled and can be able to defend him or herself when behind me.

Okay then.
Forum Games / Re: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:12pm On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha124:
Can you teach your five years old child how to lead and defend himself when war comes?

Samantha, you're bending the rules to favour your position. When that child grows do you still keep guiding them or watch them execute?
Forum Games / Re: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha124:
You can't compare chicks with matured chickens.

Let me ask you this, when walking down the street with your four years old child, would you prefer to be ahead of the child, or for the child to be ahead of you so you can keep an eye on him or her?

Lols, I read you correctly, on this occasion I will be behind watching the child to guide; this is coaching.

Now look from this perspective - when you're going to a new place that only you know with your 14 year old, where will the teenager be?

Point in case, in the development of nuclear weapons, you first teach the engineers the limits of manufacture, then secondly you watch them execute to vet thier learning prowess.
Forum Games / Re: Between The Two, Who Is A Good Leader And Why by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:51am On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha124:
What's the use of leading naive and defenceless people only for them to be killed when the enemy comes from the back?

Even in action movies, the heroes would usually tell the defenceless people to run while they stay behind to fight the enemy... It's only when they suspect or see the enemy coming from the front that they'll then lead and ask the people to stay back.

When it comes to leadership neither.

Let me explain there's two ways to lead people, first you show them then secondly you watch them execute based on your tutorship, this will help guage your level of effectiveness as a leader.

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Biggest Regrets In Life by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:58pm On Sep 29, 2023
Adeoye11:
Why is money not entering my account daily

Do you have what should be paid for consistently?
Romance / Re: What Are Your Biggest Regrets In Life by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:58pm On Sep 29, 2023
Samantha124:
For me is trusting digital banking too much... Africa claims to be ready for the digital life, but the system doesn't seem to agree.

May be in south Africa, here it works just fine.
Politics / Re: War Against Illegal Coal Mining In Enugu: Illegal Mining Sites Locked by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:55am On Sep 29, 2023
Chinjo2:
I am sure the federal government and security agencies have hands in all these illegal mining activities going on across the country.
If not how can mining of this magnitude be going on for years without the country benefiting anything from it.

Damn straight, you're right, someone in government gave them right of way because of peanuts. It's rather disheartening that we Nigerians are our own problem.
Politics / Re: 'Tinubu ‘Graduated’ In 1979, Elnora Couldn’t Have Signed His Certificate - Atiku by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:05pm On Sep 28, 2023
IfnobeGod20:

Sorry I am a graduate from ABU, Zaria and I have gone to other higher institutions after that. Now tell me what I don't know but before then, let me tell you what you don't know. University don't issue two certificates to their graduating students at different time. Each graduate are only entitle to a single certificate in life time. The alternative you can get is notification and not certificate. Get that sink into your skull and stop confusing yourself. Namadi Sambo had the same issue, as he lost his ABU certificate to inferno and he had to use notification and court affidavit for his reelection. Google is free for you to use. It's a typical example to cure your ignorance or at best seek the counsel of a lecture for confirmation. School don't give two certificates for a single course. I hope you've learnt some thing today?

Thank you, I wonder why people don't read, one was arguing that he went to CSU, nobody is arguing that offkos Tinubu was a material. They arguing "Z" while the issue is "A".
Politics / Re: 'Tinubu ‘Graduated’ In 1979, Elnora Couldn’t Have Signed His Certificate - Atiku by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:01pm On Sep 28, 2023
raumdeuter:
Some people lack common sense

If you graduate in 1990 and your original certificate gets lost, What do you do?

Approach the school in 2010 to award you a new one.

Who do you expect to sign the new certificate? The registrar in 1990 who has probably retired or even died or the new one in 2010?

Which was exactly what Tinubu said, the original cert was lost when military came to arrest him, and he got a new one many years later

You no sabi read? What's your problem. Nobody is arguing what you're talking about.

Go back and read again: in summary

1. The dates on the cert Tinubu has and the one the school gave is different.

2. The names on the one Tinubu has and the one given by the school is different.

How can that be, one is fake.
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:05pm On Sep 28, 2023
DrAda:


Unless these people grow on trees, you have to agree with me that they are pretty hard to find

You've just met one, yes they may be hard, but you'll always find.
Politics / Re: Atiku Files Fresh Suit For Tinubu's Records To Be Released By CSU by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:02pm On Sep 28, 2023
Bliss62:
cool



Atiku is so desperate

Whether Tinubu's name is Amuda Yekini Aguileri or Bola Ahmed Tinubu, 8 million voters choose him to be the President

Whether Tinubu has a Bsc certificate or not, the least is School Cert, and also 8 million voters choose him over Atiku

Why can't Atiku provide evidence of how he won if he truly won



.

Try day read, e go save you a lot.
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Yusufisraelj(m): 5:08am On Sep 28, 2023
DrAda:
I get bored easily. I have unique thoughts on aliens, life, Christianity etc that I can't express fully because many may think that I am weird or worse mad.

Lols, discuss such with people who have interest in space technology and are sound christians. Nothing abnormal.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:31pm On Sep 27, 2023
Lungdick:
grin grin grin

I still dnt understand the shit men are no longer falling for here.

abeg if una understand, quote me and explain.


I'm telling you bro I was as confused as fvck. It's a different ball game if she's on a call for long for something that could wait.

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Romance / Re: The Average Woman's Body Count Is Above 100, Even Your Wife by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:02am On Sep 23, 2023
JILF:
Lies lies and lies, it is dependent on how on the girl. Not every girls are into hookup ; they are some girl who are saving themselves for marriage

You go mind werey, e just conjure nonsense put up there. Very irritating writeup. Some people no deserve electronic gadgets honestly.

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Politics / Re: Fear In NNPC As Dangote Struggles To Get Approval To Operate Refinery by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:27pm On Sep 22, 2023
MS247:
grin



Orisirisi


We don't have a refinery NNPC still wants to fustrate Dangote

Obviously NNPC are working for South Korean and British Refinery


Dangote Refinery on loan, stalled construction due to covid 19 pandemic in 2019/2020 banks still collected intrest and loan repayment

If I am Dangote I will use monopoly to make Nigeria pay so much money for any product




.

It's frustrating my brother, them just wan strangle the man, possibly.

You see what happened to ajaokuta steel plant, na watin them one turn the refinery too, or possibly the plant will be received by FG if he fails by December. Which in turn will be sabotaged, NNPC no fit run the ones way them get.
Politics / Re: Kebbi Bans Mining, Shuts Down Many Sites by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:36pm On Sep 22, 2023
Messileo10000:
Good.
It is about time we face the mining sector critically.
A lot is going on there that doesn't make the news.

The amount of money in mining is crazy, this one I know first hand.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Files Emergency Appeal To Block Chicago University From Releasing Records by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:00pm On Sep 21, 2023
Tetraozonaitera:
I'm Yoruba, I am an Obidient citizen.

I was against Tinubu all through election time.
I still don't like him and his policies but, what does anyone want to do with someone else's school records. Is it not supposed to be a private thing?

Did he attended the school?
Yes or No.
Did he graduate?
Yes or No

What do you need my school records for.
It's my private material.

I think he did attend, Atiku is contesting the copy he submitted to inec, well na Dem sabi.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Files Emergency Appeal To Block Chicago University From Releasing Records by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:51pm On Sep 21, 2023
Rayban25:
Sniffer must be exposed

Couldn't stop laughing, you don catch am day sniff before? God gave mercy.
Politics / Re: PEPC Judgement: Key Points Of Our Appeal, By Peter Obi by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:08pm On Sep 21, 2023
muykem:
Always beat about the bush and want to win election petition. Obidients should look at Kano governorship petition and understand the points we are making all along.
APC told the court that some poling units that produce 165,000 votes voted with invalid ballot papers and NNPP scored 160,000 in these poling units and APC scored 5,000. If you cancel election of these poling units and deduct it from our scores then we win majority of valid votes. They did their computation and court agree with them.
Peter Obi need to come up with his own computation on how he won the election and stop all these child play petition.


Are you for real?

Did you read the write up there?

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