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Romance / Re: Where Can I Buy Fairly Used Gas Cylinder In Lagos by Yusufisraelj(m): 1:26am On Feb 10
2special:
Cheaper but consider the risk, you know cylinder get expiring date, even some new cylinder's are fake.

Loud am ooo. E wan play dice with him life.
Romance / Re: Where Can I Buy Fairly Used Gas Cylinder In Lagos by Yusufisraelj(m): 1:24am On Feb 10
Pussyisgud:

No p bro Jesus gat my back

Ogbenni leave that careless talk, my cylinder will expire 2027, it's even SON approved, I will replace a month before expiry.

Better stay safe, country no good no mean say make you settle for fairly used cylinder. Buy the one way your money reach.

Think of the risk cost potential, that's if you survive even.
Politics / Re: NERC Fines 11 DISCOs N10.5bn Over Overbilling Of Unmetered Customers by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:15pm On Feb 09
Brendaniel:


Then they should have instructed them to meter all unmetered customers, 10 billion should be able to cover that....

I think so too
Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Nigerians Tired Of Govt’s Rhetorics, Want Action – TUC by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:52pm On Feb 09
Feintline:
Fuel was 160
Dollar was 216
Bag of rice was 12000.

Soyinka and his likes were not pleased and they hit the street.

Now petrol is 690
Dollar is 1500
Bag of rice is 60K

When is pa soyinka and his fellows hitting the street?



When last you price bag of rice oga?
Politics / Re: NERC Fines 11 DISCOs N10.5bn Over Overbilling Of Unmetered Customers by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:51pm On Feb 09
Brendaniel:


How did they supervise the data collection for each customer that overpaid?

If say we have 100,000 metered houses, and they supplied 150,000mwh to that area, let's say 1000mwh to each metered household.

We have a balance of 50,000mwh, what those guys do is to set a target based on over pricing policy to meet up financial target for a given period.

Now you're advocating they supply electricity that's worth the fine to non metered houses, bro GENCO's nova frustrate you that's why this suggestion look good to you.

A paying customer (metered and production industries) are more valuable to the electric company and the labour market than an unmetered business or customer, I'm not advocating that they be ripped off, but putting electricity of that value is a complete waste of resources. They are not metered for a reason.

If we have institutions that work such monies should go for buying meters for those houses, to level the playing grounds.

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Politics / Re: NERC Fines 11 DISCOs N10.5bn Over Overbilling Of Unmetered Customers by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:34pm On Feb 09
Brendaniel:
This people are funny o, you fined them 10 billion for over billing unmetered customers, why not fine them to make refunds to the customers or convert it to energy units for them.


And how will you supervise that? It's unmetered don't forget!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Release Of Food Reserves To Boost Availability by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:09pm On Feb 08
immortalcrown:
I honestly didn't know Nigeria has food reserves.

Which country doesn't, All the silo's built are for such reasons.

If truly food have been saved. Else na audio release, them fit go import.
Politics / Re: Shettima Inducts 2 TK-129 ATAK Helicopters, King Air 360i Aircraft In Benue by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:39pm On Feb 07
Nbote:
Nigeria is a funny place. You bought 2 new helicopters and organized an induction party

Seems you don't know the military too well. Even pencil day under go induction. That's how the military operates. It's a global practice not a Nigerian thing.

They pour water in a pilot on his first flight or maiden flight of a new jet or raise him up for some time,

Celebrate the launch of a new submarine with a wine bottle,I can go on an on.
Health / Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:41pm On Feb 06
Boondocxs:
Randy men everywhere
This is the consequences of being a community service dvck
Shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grin

It's not about the community dicking. One of the married women spouse don hang am for corner.

Actions have consequences.
Politics / Re: Opposition Parties Behind Minna, Kano Protests - APC by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:38pm On Feb 06
Ezewuzie01:
I thought as much. Since southwest refused to protest, they tried to push the northwest. But it has fizzled out because northerners are not interested. It ended up as One day protest.

Abeg park one side. You day the country so, abi you nova enter market?
Science/Technology / Re: Russian Cosmonaut Breaks World Record In Space, Spends 878 Days In Orbit (Photo) by Yusufisraelj(m): 6:41pm On Feb 05
WriterNig:


Indeed. Have you been living inside a cave or something? Continue watching CNN okay?

The US can't do jack shit in Space without Russian Soyuz propellers.

There was a time Russia threatened to leave US astronauts stranded in Space and the US pleaded with them. Google it.

Like seriously, where are you guys getting your facts from?

I laugh in Swahili, US has the most equipment in space, more exploration than any country can come close, US have even visited bodies beyond our solar system, and you guys are yarning crap over space station and rockets.

They have many space missions that managing them is more costly than operating good rockets and space station. What would you do at that point if you're a government?
Science/Technology / Re: Russian Cosmonaut Breaks World Record In Space, Spends 878 Days In Orbit (Photo) by Yusufisraelj(m): 6:36pm On Feb 05
VeryWickedMan:


Far ahead yet NASA uses Russian rockets to launch all their satellites till date & uses Soviet Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan till date.

Seems you have no idea SpaceX is getting full US government support because Russia stopped supplying rocket engines to US in 2022.


Una go just dey vomit the rubbish wey CNN force feed una.

Ogbenni he said space technology not rocket technology.

You can't argue his statement and win, read well first.
Politics / Re: Geometric Power Plant In Aba Set For Commissioning In February by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:30pm On Feb 01
MrProlific95:
Power is not cheap

It is not because we did not own technologies that should make it cheap.

If you read the story, it's clear Shell was never interested in refining the gas, that's because they will make more money with oil, than the wahala that comes with gas; these guys are after their business interest, to hell with our national interest.

It will only matter to them if they can massively profit from it. It's just unfortunate what some people have done to this country.
Food / Re: Chicken And Waffles For 7500. Pics Included. Fake Lekki Life by Yusufisraelj(m): 6:19pm On Feb 01
sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem.

The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint. Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta. Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious.

I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done.

Official na when you ready to cook indoors or you babe help out occasionally.

Battling same, cooking is not my thing though. Eating out comes with its own share challenges.

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Business / Re: 1978 Naira Exchange Rate With Dollar by Yusufisraelj(m): 3:25pm On Feb 01
TimeManager:
Kids of nowadays, SMH!. When you stopped history in schools, this is what you get- ignorance!, blissful ignorance!. If you knew the level of great hardships that our parents went through during the period, you won't be here heaping a satanic worship on a man who initiated the begining of economic woes on Nigeria. With the introduction of SAP, IBB destroyed the economic foundation and progress of the country. In one fell swoop, naira was devalued by 500%, then up to 2000%, our debts increased to about $34billion, inflation rose to 54%. We could barely service our short term loans and thus, sellers overseas were reluctant to sell goods to us. Till today, we haven't recovered from SAP, IMF, World Bank captivities that IBB led us into and guess who was the Finance minister at the time, an economist and an ex-World Bank staff, Dr Kalu Idika. Kalu. If there's anyone that should be tied to stake and shot, it is these two evil geninuses.

-kiss the truth!

Yep you're probably right, but 1978, Obasanjo was in power.
Travel / Re: Express Train Services To Cmmence On Kano-Lagos Narrow Gauge Soon – NRC by Yusufisraelj(m): 6:26am On Jan 31
HowardWolowitz:
One step at a time, we would drive through the storm and get Nigeria working either again or anew!




Hopefully, the security around the rails should be a major highlight.
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought At N600 in Lagos Today by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:55pm On Jan 26
westlius:
Ph its 800

I did 1.5K with rice, one egg two fish. I still no belle wise. Make I start cook abeg.
Politics / Re: Relocation Of FAAN, CBN: Move the Commerce Ministry To Onitsha Or Kano - Dalhatu by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:50pm On Jan 23
Berankis:

Thank you sir. Na only you dey see am. Others they see tribal sentiments but ignoring the fact that Northerners are the most corrupt in this country. Just look at how they manipulated Emefiele. Even though, we know he is also a thief but they seriously used him.

You think this about dollar's? Lols

I don't have issues with FAAN, but CBN? What's the logic behind that?

Some claimed it's space, that too flippant a reason. Mind you there's CBN sub headquarters in all states of the federation.
Politics / Re: Relocation Of FAAN, CBN: Move the Commerce Ministry To Onitsha Or Kano - Dalhatu by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:47pm On Jan 23
Jackson105:
This Aboki head is overheating.

Does Kano or Onitsha has more commerce than Lagos?

Revenue is different from commerce my brother.
Politics / Re: Protest Erupts In Lafia Over Supreme Court Verdict Affirming Apc's Sule by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19
madridguy:
It is only APC that accepts court rulings. Others are always crying foul of judgements that do not favour them.

APC accepted Plateau and Kano judgements.


Are you okay? Did you follow the elections in those states? Or you think people are dump to come out that bold?

Go and your homework, the said parties actually won without rigging, even sule and nentawe knew they lost. Sule had the power of incumbency and played his cards well, Caleb also knew how to play cards. Left for me I don't complain when I lose, I dig deep to find out, because at the end, winners really win: this talks about knowing how to disarm your enemy before you even start fighting.

Mind you the unrest in Plateau would have been on another level, if Caleb had lost, the love is palpable and recent killings gruesome, that would have galvanised the population against such such stupid ruling.

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Politics / Re: Northern Elders Reject Relocation Of CBN ‘Key Departments’ To Lagos by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:55pm On Jan 19
Honestey:
It feels good to have someone with gut in charge. just bulabalize everything to Lagos in balablu manner

Abegi, the place too choke, small thing hold up.
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Reject Relocation Of CBN ‘Key Departments’ To Lagos by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:49pm On Jan 19
Chinny024:
Under Tinubu, Lagos might become the capital of Nigeria..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man on a mission!

Simple my brother.
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Reject Relocation Of CBN ‘Key Departments’ To Lagos by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:48pm On Jan 19
Aile:
The headquarters shouldn't have been relocated to Abuja in the first place. Lagos is the economic center of the nation

I laugh in Swahili. The ideal economic headquarters of the nation is suppose to be Rivers state. It has the needed resources and deep sea to house any large cargo ship in the world. Certain ship cannot dock in Lagos, I don't know if this new one they dredged is able to do that.


Long story short, Lagos was made the economic centre because of interest. Simple and straight.

If you understand that the world runs by interest, then half of your world view is already correct.
Romance / Re: I’m So Confused Right Now. Please Come In And Help Me!!! by Yusufisraelj(m): 5:55pm On Jan 13
superCleanworks:


Harmlessly press your neck there
you wey been don dey pray make the babe come over. There were other girls at the wedding and you had the room wholly to yourself but you didn't channel any of them into your room or get high at the wedding and sleep jeje, you were actually waiting for her to come. But now you want to blame it on the innocent alcohol.

The babe seff na sharp girl. She made sure you went for round 2 so that you will never deny ownership of a baby that was possibly there before you came along. You be real mugu sha.

As simple as ABC. I detest cheats, a sex like this have been planned.

God knows I probably don't have a heart to forgive a cheating partner, it ends that day. I don't care how far we've gone, because I will give you lee way to voice out your concerns on where you need me to adjust, I always give that room to kill any stupid excuse.
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Tinubu Mulls Marine, Solid Mineral Police by Yusufisraelj(m): 1:06pm On Jan 13
Kaycee9242:
Their plans are always good on paper, implement it, no way.

You just said my mind.

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Career / Re: This Happened In My New Work Place. Please advice by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:55pm On Jan 13
SharingIsLife:
Endure it and do your work excellently for 2 months. Work in such a way that you become an INDISPENSABLE member of staff (after all, you're used to low salary).

As you do this, you will be a total surprise to the secretary and anyone else expecting you to be demoralized at work because of your low pay. This is good for workplace politics because people can't really understand you. But this is not the main aim of doing your work so well as I have advised.

This is the main aim: After 2 months, go to the management and ask for a pay raise. If they delay in doing this, submit your resignation letter. And if they ask you why you are leaving, you tell them that you need a pay raise and that you found another job offering you that.

Don't have any atom of fear while doing this as long as you know you have become indispensable to them.

You need to get a pay raise as soon as possible not just because of you yourself but because of other workers. Because the company may decide to reduce other people's pay thinking that they are paying too highly in comparison to other companies.

Two months is too early. He needs to settle in there, understand their ways of doing things before his results begin to speak, at least six months.

And no organization reduces salary because Someone priced himself cheap, that's the person's wahala.
Career / Re: This Happened In My New Work Place. Please advice by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:49pm On Jan 13
Jackanda1:
I recently applied to work in an organisation.

After passing the interview and checks, the management was impressed and decided to hire and give me a major role in the company.

When i asked about the payment for my position, they threw me a popular question;
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD PAY YOU?

I gave them a figure in mind, a little above what i got in my former job. Their facial expression was 'WoW'.

I started work on tuesday and after making friends and chating the secretary, i found out that i earn twice less than the staffs in the company in the same position.

Infact, i earn a little more than the gateman and cleaner. The secretary even earns more.

Its my fault, should have done some checks on the strength and salary structure of the firm before applying.

I feel discouraged. With this information, i won't be able fuction properly. Plus this secretary with her loud mouth will spread the news in the company, making me feel worst.

Anyone with this experience? Please console me.


All hope is not lost!

What made you join in the first place? Mind you you're under review till six months later.

Anywhere I go I make sure I make massive impact, when that time comes for confirmation, put it in writing what you really feel you deserve, benchmarking that against the strides you have made, also let them know in a non threatening way that if that's not considered it will affect your performance and ultimately you would leave.

Nobody leaves what works, just make sure you're very advantageous to the company. In all places I've worked even with the military my KPI is above average, and I don't drag price, if you can't pay forget!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple With "Massive" Height Difference Share Cute Video (Pics/Video) by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:41pm On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Poweful Money Tames Women.

Not necessarily, if she's poor, that will work. If not being able to give her massive pleasure and command her respect by your lifestyle, "tames" like no other.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple With "Massive" Height Difference Share Cute Video (Pics/Video) by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:36pm On Jan 13
Offpoint1:
Ladies, a guy having a dangling facid dxck doesn't mean his dxck is huge. There are 2 types of dxxks on men... shower and grower.
This guy is a "Shower"... Those you should fear are the growers. It's scientifically proven, growers have bigger and longer dxxks when erected.

My advice to you, when you see a guy with a small dxck when it's flaccid, run for your life.


Lols!

The erection strength, length and size is very good, if only the user knows where to place it.
Politics / Re: It Will Be Difficult To Dislodge APC In 2027, Declares PDP by Yusufisraelj(m): 12:21pm On Jan 13
abhosts:
Lust for power means some politicians would never be wise. So after all that has happened, these clowns still think they can dislodge Tinubu now that he has absolute power?

If history has taught us anything is that any outcome is a possibility no matter how invincible you're.
Politics / Re: Sharing ‘aso Ebi’ To Renovation Of Headquarter; Supreme Court Crash Kano APC Hop by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:12pm On Jan 12
Ogiame:
Was any one surprised with the rulling?

“Give Kano back to Abba since you already sense the impending danger of the RED CAP protest so that Nigerians will think the judiciary isn’t corrupt”


We know this games.




Lose a battle but win the war.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Brief On $10 Billion Investment Prospects In Steel Sector by Yusufisraelj(m): 6:34pm On Jan 12
I love this development.

Action for actualization is what's remaining.

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