wow nice script, @op who wrote d script?

Slimranky:
Oh my God
Such a beauty to behold
I really can't get over cardi and rihanna hot asf
She is rich and gave birth to a beautiful daughter
One of my cravings is to have a 3 some with cardi b and rihanna they are the only two women I can use my tongue to give bj in the world
No doubt her down below is gonna be filled with scintillating fragrance as you can see the thigh is not that Stuffy and there is much room for air to penetrate her vagina she is not like this Nigerian women that is fat anyhow like south African women and they don't take proper care of their puumpuum making their down below dish out repulsive Smell's

I can do anything for cardi b to twerk on my dick
But certainly can't sacrifice my left Ball's

Even my client last year for Yankee was happy I couldn't go to lag to meet cardi b because she knew how I'm obsessed with cardi

Baba u need serious deliverance. if ur wife or close relation display like this will u like it?.

Modesthy:
I had a good uncle who passed away three years ago. His wife morned him for one year. I lived with that my uncle until I got married and parked to my own house.

I use to visit the house sometimes. After the mourning, his wife called me and told me that I should give her more children. She has only one male child. I refused. But She said I should do it for her because she doesn't want children outside the family because she loved my uncle and our family and that she can't continue to stay with only one child.

I'm completely confused. First I'm married doing that is infidelity, sencondly, the uncle was like a father to me before his death. And I see it as a big sin.

Please somebody should help me, what do I do here? How do I handle this issue? Thanks for your candid advice.

Baba this only happens in some tribes like Igbo may ur culture encourages it. but my advice if you are a Christian don't do it. If otherwise do it'

GodPunishBiafra:
Is that so?

Covid19 truly exists, no doubt.

But in Nigeria, na scam!

The one true person I know that died from the virus in Nigeria is Abba kyari (Mind you, I'm not disputing that he's the only one that has died from it).
All these other politicians are just deceiving themselves.

If you have any fever, flu, cough etc and you mistakenly cross path with NCDC, they will tag you a corona patient.

Remember in Tanzania, pawpaw, goat and engine oil are testing positive for the virus...
Food for thought.

continue living in the dark.

Guys ur thought on this, my guy and his girl have been together on a relationship for the past two years now, infact ever they've been dating, two years now they've been staying together. unfortunately this guy has been on one menial job to another just for both of them to survive, he didn't complete his university education because of some setbacks. Thus, the gal in question could be so demanding almost every time not minding the unemployed status of this guy. Though they really love each other.

Right now how they're both surviving is that those facebook admirers and other guys around who are willing to put any cash just for the gal to sleep with them, the gal scam them and collect money from them and that's what they have been doing just to survive.
It's worrisome hearing that my gal is seeing some sort of man at an eatery let alone allowing her to be seeing men.
And I keep on asking myself to what point could this gal in question maintain this without going afterwards and be sleeping with this guys.
As I know there's a point a man will shower a woman love and financial favour and the gal might loosened it irrespective if she's in a serious relationship or not, cos some could be funny, and I see that really happening soon .
I can't even imagine that in my relationship, a relationship as serious as mine. psychologically it will disturb me let alone granting her permission to meet them in an eatery, what happens after then no one knows, one will still argue that she's not having sex with them but who knows.
Pals my fears is that I see this my guy's gal leaving my guy for a richer guy with time If he continues permitting her do this cheating will be inevitable in her part her, and I don't know how to advise him without putting pressure on him or making him feel bad.

I met her in my 100L days... But she said she got a boyfriend in Lag. But she made it known to me how really bad her boyfriend is treating her.
She is very loyal type of girl that she told me she can't cheat on her boyfriend despite all my trial and effort to win her heart to me!

Fast forward to 100L second semester, she called me on phone and asked if I was around that she has something to tell me. She came to me sobbing really bad and crying. She explained to me her boyfriend called her on phone and asked for a breakup.

I felt sorry for her because she narrated how she was dis-virgin by the guy.

So she slept over that night ... And eventually we started dating......

It's been over a year we have been dating now... She is so sweet and loyal ...

Not until she called me last month, her ex came with his new car to see her at home.

I was very surprised about this... But she said nothing attached, he just came to apologise...

But after few days... Her ex began to chat her up on insta... And promising her heaven and Earth that she should give her another chance....

She screenshoted everything to me herself.....


Plz I deeply need advice... What should I do to keep this girl from going back to her ex... Cuz her ex is financially okay than me....�...


Am afraid... Plz what should I do guys?

Baba go and read ur books.

steve279:
Relationship of 5years and the said lady is 22, which means u started dating her at the age of 17. I'm sorry bro as at that age, the lady barely knows what she wants from a man, she's got no standards for the kind of man she wants in her life. All what she wants at that age is to have a boyfriend so she doesn't feel left out among her peer group. Now @22, maturity is beginning to set in, she now knows the quality she's looking for in a man and probably can't settle for less. My brother, let her be. There's this saying that if u have a bird let it go, if it goes nd come back that means it's meant for u but if it thus goes and never come back it means it's never met for u. #Say safe#

Guy thanks but I'm her first experience, and worst thing that can happen is allow miss up herself then allow her come back to me, I can't accept that. it's better to open up to me than trying to be funny, I'm not bad looking neither I'm I unemployed, what she's having with me many girls and willing to even do more just to be with me. but I respect my relationship and I respect her too.

iamjames2222:
[b]Your post depicts so much ignorance in terms of relationship, but I will give you some benefit of doubt and assume you are probably a novice or not a smart human.

Switching off phone or putting it on flight mode while with your partner is a sign that she is avoiding taking some calls while with you. if you are in a relationship and the person is switching off his/her phone or putting it on flight mode, it's a red flag that there's probably a call or calls she can't take in your presence because of the intimacy she needs to express on such calls.

My Advice; when next you are together and she wants to put her phone on flight mode, insist she leaves her phone on. and since you guys have a relationship you should be opened to each other, one of which is taking calls comfortably in each other's presence. If she's not okay with it, then she's probably cheating on you or about to.
And try and find a way to get access to her phone when she's not with awake. 5mins with her phone is enough to know if she's cheating on you. Check her WhatsApp and search some key words there,(sex, Bleep, Enjoy, happen, etc,) in that order, any of those words could easily lead you to what you want to see.[/b]

Guy thanks allot

James4bright:
You are a man and not a woman.


Kindly ask her to give you her phone.

In her face scroll through her WhatsApp and start viewing some chats.

It seems weird but yeah. But I've done this with a good number of girls, and it has saved my ass a lot.

Guy this one is a good one. thanks alot.

MXD5050:
Are you having watery sperm, quick realize of sperm, are you a female finding it hard to get orgasm during sex? Or you are having relationship or marriage issues Talk to a counseling psychologist Mr. Big T via WhatsApp on 0806 472 9707. No drugs, no prayers just have a dedicated mind to help yourself. While i tell you the kind of foods to eat and sexual techniques to help you come out of your problem. Just consult me with a fee as low as 2,000 naira only to start up a counseling process. Give this a try, i swear you would join thousands of my clients that ends up almost worshipping me.

guy why this now on my post?

Bola146:
Maybe she was talking to a pilot Since your house is an aeroplane Sir, how old are you

please I need advice, not jokes, I'm 29 and she's 22

with my little experience to share. my partner of 5years now in this our supposed serious relationship, often puts her phone on flight mode when it's 10pm especially when she's with me since we stay together. most times she often goes out to answer her calls. this is a girl I'm planning settling down together and she has been very supportive. Do we say she's being respectful or could it be there's something fishy she might be doing that she doesn't want me to be aware of.

Going through her call history in her cell phone there're often constant callers. I don't want to make mistakes of others, she's always conscious of her phone. most times she might put it off and put it under her pillow knowing I might come for it.

guys please have u witness this before and please share your experience and advice me accordingly.

Abeg police promotion doesn't come by having sexual relationship with colleagues or senior officers as ur friend thinks. it comes in due process though most of them do have sexual affairs with each other. and married women are respected unless d ones wey want mumu. To the story, I think ur friend doesn't love her anymore and has wasted her time, he should open up to her. though it's not fair

Millenniumlady:
How on earth she allow you play her up to this level is what i don't understand well i'm glad she's starting to think like a real lady and i think the best thing for her right now is to divorce you and move on cause no woman deserve to be in this terrible situation.....hope she finds love again from a REAL MAN

sista weldone ur mates are supporting their men with good advices, finance, prayers , care and love etc. be deceiving ursef.

southniyikaye:
8 years, 8 solid years of sacrificing my effort, support, care was shattered in just few minutes.
Got her as my girlfriend in 2012 and we got married in 2016.
Have been the one taking care of both of us since then, worked, and sacrificed my all. Almost died because of her 4times not gonna go into details.
She was arrogant, stubborn and disrespectful but I was able to keep those attitudes in check.
We go two kids together and have been doing my best as a man, they never lack anything. But last year things got worst and she have to go stay with her parents this year Feb while I aquat somewhere trying to get my life together and start all over.
Am this type of person that put people above me, I put even strangers needs above mine, am 300% soft and take things to heart, a confirmed simp like ubunja will call it.(I wish the redpill will actually be a tablet to swallow) cos all I read couldn't help me cos I take things to heart too much, have taken this relationship to the heart.
The fact that I gat kids and a understanding wife still kept me going not minding the financial problems I have cos I believe one day things will change for the better.
I don't have friends, right from sec sch days, that's how have been, 1 man squad have been my thing. I can stay indoor for years without going out, I am not gonna feel it a bit. Enough of the stort(but just letting you know the type of person I was.)
2days ago so I was chatting my wife and telling her things gonna be okay soon that I am hopeful and I want us to restrrategise and plan for our future and that of our kids, I said a lot of of things that can shape our future but I was wounded by the answer she gave me like
WHATEVER SUIT YOU
tried to make her smile
And she was like, any problems?
Her answers, her attitude, her behavior was so cold to me, like someone who was already tired but just don't know how to say it.
I know she always want to live a flashy life, a life without stress, worries and pain.
Believe me, I can vouch for her, she is not promiscuous, but the way she spoke was like she already found an alternative or someone was already talking to her and she is almost convinced or sort of.
Have been shattered since then and I just feel like Ie was gonna have an attack. It really hit me so hard.
Maybe if I had been a bad boy from inception, It won't affect me this much. I can't just think straight, high BP, couldn't eat.
Pls guys advice me am going insane sincerely.
Eight good years and I can swear on my life, I have never cheated not even flirt cos I find it extremely difficult to cheat.

Cc ubunja

And yes I spent almost 10hours going through all ubunja's topics, tried to form the hard guy and just wave everything off and move on and pretend like ita never happened but I can't.
Wish REDPILL WAS ACTUALLY A TABLET I COULD USE.

Cc rocktati
Cc farano

She has since stopped replying my messages and chatting me
And I always see her online

Brother I feel ur pains, ur mistake is that you ignored all those signs when you were dating her, I'm currently dating someone like that. she gets angry easily, sometimes she could be disrespectful, but she's very supportive ,she backs me up allot and I love her alot, but because of her lack of manners and respect irrespective of my love for her I can't settle for a woman like that. right now I'm thinking about settling her and moving on if she doesn't change for good . I don't wanna make mistake of others, so my advice for you just man up when ever you talking to her. set the rules for her to abide, don't be soft, make her make understand that you guys need to put heads together and work things out for the future, else u might leave her. and believe me she will be at d disadvantage just wish u luck, u don't need all this u deserve better and there better women out there. u need to be happy man.

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.

I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.

Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.

On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.

I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.

Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?

I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...

Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

guy my candid advice ur woman still want to explore take it or leave it, all u need do is take her less serious, or try to get another relationship she will sit up give her a competition by u trying to be with another woman. for now nothing u go talk wey go change her.

Really!!!! I think ur Brain is leaking, please check your self.

geedee4real:

Not all relationship bro, no sensible guy will leave a supportive gf that was there for him when things were rough!

my brother that's my condition now, I and girl has been together for 5years now.she's very supportive and very caring but she lacks manners and she Is disrespectful and I can't continue with that anymore cos it's causing my joy now that things are beginning to get better . but I'm looking for a way to compensate her and move on since I can't change her. so you see, it not all you will get married to when u blow and it's not your fault.

As prophesied by prophet TB Joshua that after the rain that the pandemic virus will be gone and it's coming to pass. Wuhan, the centre of the coronavirus outbreak in China, has loosened its two-month lockdown on citizens with movements partially restored as they are gradually overcoming the virus and returning to normal life.
According to the UK Guardian, small groups of residents in the central Chinese city were seen on Monday leaving their residential compounds, going to grocery stores and walking along the streets for the first time in weeks.
The publication disclosed that the first train arrived in the city ferrying more than 1,000 workers from elsewhere in the province back to the city for work at the weekend.
There were also reports of traffic jams in Beijing on Monday morning.
This comes a day after local authorities said residents could begin returning to work if they did not have a temperature and could provide a green health code, signifying their virus-free status as well as a certificate from their employer.
The city would be “gradually” reopened and public transportation would resume. Non-residents, those stranded in Wuhan since the stringent travel restrictions went into effect on 23 January, could also begin applying to leave the city, city authorities said.
The authorities also confirmed that locally transmitted infections in China have dropped dramatically over the last weeks, but imported cases continue to rise.
On Monday, China reported 39 new cases from the previous day, all of which were from imported cases, according to the National Health Commission.
There have now been over 81,000 cases in China, and the death toll has reached 3,270. Globally, there are 350,457 cases of coronavirus with 15, 317 deaths, while 100,354 people have recovered from the disease.

hisexcellency34:
Are you now saying T.B. Joshua who endorsed David Lyon is a fake pastor??

Oga T. B Joshua did not say Lyon will win, he said Lyon should not celebrate yet until after inauguration, He T. B Joshua saw it.

Giftexx:
Fornication is bad!
But then, u slept with her and shortly, u got an offshore job.
If the job pays well, biko, Marry her if she’s ur type.
The 5years rlship can go.

abeg that's too much, I can't exchange my gal for her, I'm 28 my gal is 21 and she's 35 ,I only did that because she needed it, no feelings attached though she claimed she is falling for me. I can't marry now...

[quote author=laivwire post=87155181][/quote]really

ultimatenath1:
Please what are the requirements to get an offshore job..this has always been my long term goals

what do you want to know

crackkhaus:
You again...

With these your constant threads telling stories of women who seduced you or made moves on you, it may seem in your mind that it makes you look like a ladies' man...but honestly, the only vibe I'm getting is that of a cheap nigga who will fvck anything and anyone just because they asked him for it.
I don't think you have any respect for your body.

Single or not, you must start teaching yourself to understand that not every woman should be fvcked, even if they're begging for it.

Baba say that again, I see you draw the first stone.

Can't believed what happened today. I teach two part time students both in 100level, one is a guy he owns is own automobile repair company strictly on Mercedes, he's a big boy on his own. secondly is a 35years old lady who has been frustrated becuz of issues of life.

According to her story she was in Abuja doing very well, she could rent a hotel for a year and run it with her workers, she does that and sent 2 of her younger ones to school who are now in their early 30s, she opened a business for her elder brother which is running into millions now.

she was duped of millions she almost ran mad because of the trauma , she went back to nothing, right now she's squatting with her siblings she helped and they're treating like a piece of shit. they call her illiterate. they don't regard her as anything and she's even caring for the brother kids that lost their mother, she always stressed up with chores here and there ,doesn't even have time to go out as a woman and people assume she gave birth to those two children making her chance of getting married slim.

straight to the point, I usually go teaching her in her house before going to the guy's company. When leaving there yesterday she told me she has something to tell me, but that she can't say it but that she will text rather and I didn't see anything as at yesterday like she promised, getting there today she managed to Tell me that she has grown feelings for me that she doesn't have a boy friend and she's in her ovulation, she did the whole of that writing that she was shy to say it.


Pals I was confused not knowing what to do and from the looks of things she really needed sex, so I decided to compromise and I try banging her real good and she thanked me later and apologized and I told her there's nothing to apologize for.

Pals right now I'm living in regrets, with guilty conscience, I'm a responsible guy and I got a serious relationship of 5years before me, I just got an offshore job I have been praying God for, and I don't know if to continue teaching her again or just continue with the other guy cos I see this happening again, though soon I will be leaving for my dream job offshore ,is there any advice I can give to her

Meeyankee:

Not to harsh, the guy need such reply. Just imagine the guy you call your girlfriend that you are planning future is heading her phone from you. I no understand.. this pain me men no wan get sense. Unbuja come see your guy oo.

guy please enough of the bashing, though I expected it, we are all learning.

Collyweed:


The highlighted is hilarious!

Why are people so selfish like this? You travel and you are not using the punnie but you don't want other guys to use it.

This one pass greed. You can't finish this thing alone, stop hoarding!

wow I see, in this life nothing is impossible, may be you can allow ur wife or partner to do that, but oga I can't let mine, there's what they called exclusive relationship and that happens when two mature individuals, working together in relationship , who knows what they want,who decides to stay together against all odds, being faithfully sexually and otherwise, that's what I want, I demand total faithfulness from my Partner, yours can be sleeping around. OK?

Pals ur candid advice on this issue bordering me. I complained initially about my gal. We have been together for 5years now and I intend marrying her next year as things gets better, she will be turning 22 this year while I will be turning 29.

last I wrote about her many advised me to give her chance to breathe since she has been behaving like someone who still wants to give other guys green light and attention, she keep on saying that I have not been giving her chance to associate with other guys, and I keep on asking what kind of friendship do you want with other guys, is it the one that will drift us apart? though, she loves and doesn't want to lose me to anyone not after all that We have passed through all this years, even right now that I'm still struggling. Right now she has started schooling in the university though the same town with me and not far away from my place.

Pals what she does now is when ever she returns from school in evening, when it's like 10 pm she puts her phone on flight mode, currently she goes to school from my place, I make transportation available to her weekly and there's always food in the house. putting her phone on flight mode always when it's late hour, I don't see that as sign of respect.

Just two days ago, she forgot to put it on flight mode as usual and someone called by 10:50 I answered the call and told the individual to call back the next day that she's asleep.
The next morning she asked me why I picked her call and I explained, she wasn't happy at all. she's does not feel save giving her phone to me, coz if I see anything fishes she will need to answer to it,
Right now one of the things she does again is that she doesn't keep chats, she deletes chats especially those she knows I'll be suspecting,

she doesn't even allow me watch movies with her phone, she has cheated on me before when it was just like two months to end my service it wasn't easy on me, to a point of depression but just that they didn't go sexually yet because the guy traveled away from town.

so pals what I'm I to do, this thing is a threat to a point she even had to hid her phone under the pillow even after putting it on flight mode. she can even protect that phone with her life and it's way too much.

l'm a marine engineer and all jobs I'm seeing are offshore jobs,there's alot of traveling on water and I need someone who is Fidel with integrity , many say it's because she's still tender, but I have seen those younger than her in a committed relationships. There's nothing as sweet as travelling for like a month or two and coming back you still meet ur woman intact, some times I ask myself if she doesn't know how to talk to other guys without releasing phone numbers to them,
And I'm not really afraid of break ups, it's better to be open than trying to keep secrets relationships when you know you are committed to someone,that will be mean, and the relationship is real. cos both my family and hers knows each other.

Ebenezar2020:
enough of this man's news abeg.
he don die, he don die or was he of any use to Nigeria's economy that you guys won't allow us rest

mumu,

tophumble:
Make dem no bring bad belle into this thing oooo

Is it a crime to hear from God?

If they don't trust him, that means they are also far from God oooo

please don't be deceived father Mbaka is a fraud, that is how he said that buhari is a God sent, today this government is the worst government with suffering every where.

crackkhaus:

Lmao.. Of course she's lying.

You on the other hand, you're quite funny.
Someone did all that stuff to you in the dead of night with no one else aware except you two, then the next thing you do in broad daylight is to ask her about it.
What were you expecting really? She should start talking to you or writing a dissertation about the experience? Lol.. Seems you're still getting to know women.

And yes, that was a greenlight. As a matter of fact, that was more than a greenlight.. It was more like a 'hey son, I'm wet and ready anytime you grow enough balls to come take me...' but you had to go and mess it up by talking.


Here's a word of advice:
Don't go about asking or trying to get a girl to talk to you about how she touched, kissed, smooched, or had sex with you when she's not your girlfriend or in any kind of relationship with you. They like to pretend it never happened, cos it makes them feel better about themselves and not cheap.
Your duty as a man is to ACT NORMAL, and more often than not, it will happen again.

my dear I'm just learning, I wouldn't have asked her the next morning, but I was trying to protect my own interest, let it not look as if I was the one trying to rape her, to protect my self and my reputation that is why I had to ask her about what she did, if she was aware of it, but she bluntly told me she was aware. but I have learned that now