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Buy buy. You mean "Goodbye"?

She disrespected herself.

AbijaJ:
At the rate igbos are getting busted for dealing MpuruMmiri and other drugs in India, they may even start profiling Nigerians along tribal lines soon. As in, they might start denying a certain tribe's people visa.

Werey dey disguise. There's no Igbo name that is chigioke. The name is chigiokeoluwa which is Afonja.

HumansFailedMe:
I'm so shocked

Spirit of suicide possessed your friend.

bigcee:
4 spagh?

E shock you abi?

OKOATA:
Ok while schooling at unilorin in those years, we have this buka that students normally go to eat. There's this guy who comes to eat in one of those bukas, he eats ones a day and at a sitting the guy will finish 18 raps of fufu no cap, I mean the woman at the canteen who serves him already knows him, he eats 18 raps like that every blessed day till we graduated.


Another happened at my grandpa's funeral, one of cousins brought a neighbor of hers, the little girl was about 5 years old but man this girl ate a very big mosel of pounded yam and she said she wanted more, out of curiosity she was given another huge mosel with egusi soup she finished that one again, haba she still wanted more, I said no more cos her belle was about to bust.

One of my own very good friend again that one na die, I went to his house, that night the wheat was served my friend was served too I said how many people wanna eat this he said only him, blood of habakkuk what you wanna eat is about 3 people's own na, this guy can fry 10eggs with 300naira bread at a go, he literally eats every 30mins, one bag of rice, semo, wheat within a week fiam ma guy foodstuff don vanish.

Whosoever experienced such you can share.

I call them the "bowl eaters" because they make eba on a huge bowl and they will remove their shirts before attacking it and within 30 minutes, you will doubt your sanity. Those were my neighbours.

Naijadaily:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/tinubu-visits-orji-kalu-holds-closed-door-meeting/

I think he's trying to tell OUK to step down for him in return for VP slot or a juicy offer if elected.

OUK must not make the mistake Ojukwu made that year.

Glo #100 for 1 gig night plan or Airtel 20 gig for #3k available in my offer.

*777# for glo and *141# for Airtel

Yoruba but a tip would be to open your mouth, be jumping up while shouting "Ah!" "Kilesele" "gbatigbati" one month before you start learning it.

Mariangeles:
E be like say you wan be like cubana chief priest.



Unless his wife allows it or is unavailable, that is disrespectful.

Nonsense.

Mariangeles:
Your wife is acting based on the way she was raised.
When it comes to food, men adjust in the ways of their wives.
Besides, too much meat is not good for you and your wife is protecting from being overfed.

Adjust fire. You mean if she's used to eating indomie and bread, I should adjust to be eating that too?

PlayMaker14:
I believe she's not restraining you from serving your desired portion.... Kindly go and serve yourself if you are not satisfied with her portion.


Na small issue wey you fit coordinate as a MAN.

See as your reasoning dey point south.

You mean after she finishes making eba, he should go and make another eba? For how long?

Op you have married her, just keep managing her but is she Afonja?

kabakaauu:
Be honest can you eat this yam

Hunger never jam you.

TheRareGem1:
https://punchng.com/breaking-unilorin-expels-final-year-student-who-beat-female-lecturer-to-coma/?

See previous threads

https://www.nairaland.com/6848909/400l-unilorin-microbiology-student-beat

https://www.nairaland.com/6851859/salaudeen-waliu-why-beat-lecturer

I hope they gave him attendance certificate. He can't waste 4 years like that nah.

What Colorado cannot do, does not exist.

GboyegaD:
If he has evidence of the mug that was thrown at him or an injury sustained from it, he can actually sue the professor and the university.

While I wouldn't act the same way if it was me, it doesn't mean he should be totally condemned as everyone has their threshold and apparently, he got to his.

I am not aware schools wave siwes because it's an integral part of your practical experience. If it is waved, how do they know you can bridge the gap between theory and practice?

EBMedia:
Nigerian comedian, Anointed Aboki married his girlfriend, Comfort Religion, on Sunday at the Living Faith Church in Oleh, Delta State and he arrived the wedding venue with his wife using Keke Tricycle, IgbereTV reports.

https://igberetvnews.com/1406089/comedian-anointed-aboki-wife-arrives-wedding-keke-photos/

I thought groom and bride don't ride same vehicle to their wedding or did they come from their bedroom?

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, there is this lady I really love.She has a skin care spa and I do go there in the evening when coming back from work.
Her house is not very far from mine so I know her well.I have also asked her out, but she turned me down saying she has a boyfriend, which I later found out is false.I decided to distance myself from her but it seems not working.
She always call me to come keep her company her at the spa at weekends so,if I have no where to go,I do join her there.The more we see, the more I keep falling for her.

So yesterday,I told her how I feel about her,then she told me her parents won't be happy dating someone younger and moreover,I can't marry her.

There is no way I can stop seeing her because,we can see each other coincidentally

Please what should I do?

Can you marry her? She's ripe for marriage, are you?

Sufferingboy:
There is something wrong somewhere.I can remember the day we went to mortuary to take father's corpse to bury him,on getting to the road that lead to our ancestral home,the car stop and refuse to start again.Why?

My father refuse to enter his hometown because his mother was still alive,and he was angry that he died before his time(his brother killed him).

We try repair ambulance,yet my father no grree make the ambulance start,we have to use rope and tied the ambulance to another car to drag it to his house.

Spiritual things dey this life.When my dad was on his sick bed he warned us not to put him in mortuary if he dies,but after he died,we have to put in mortuary against his wish,so that we can plan for his burial proper.

Two days to his death he came to me in my sleep to tell me about his death.Though he was not saying it direct in my dream,instead he was discussing with me and he made use of many parables and situation.

It was after his death two days later,I remembered my dream.

May his soul rest in peace.

Op your uncle join any fraternal order before his death?

Did your father join any fraternal order since he bahaved same way?

10mobile:
Chain him while saying, "I bind your spirit in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Be and let others be". Make sure to say the full name of Jesus Christ as I said it. Come back and report to us what happened after that.

Please I will like to contract you for this. You seem to know it well. How can I reach you?

Igbodicool:
Mother's farmland, rooms, houses belongs to the male last child of the family.

Can it be contested? Anything to back up your claims?

If a woman built a house and the husband is late, who among the children should inherit the house by right in Igbo land?

NwekeUG:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/its-nobodys-business-what-i-do-with-my-boobs-bbnaija-star-angel/

How can what she does with her slippers be our business?

Fulaniherdmens:
He got a low self-esteem.

Yes, he's trying to be relevant.

amaifehenry:
A Twitter user @Bongoldeas notorious for insulting celebrities and bullying people on social media was caught by some of his victims (celebrities) on a live show and disgraced!

It was a sorry sight for the bully who looked stupid as his horrendous comments about people were read out to him.

It’s alleged that some of his victims had depression.

The ladies took turn to disgrace him. ��

Say no to cyber bullying �
Depression is real. People can commit suicide from your wicked words all in the name of clout.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbf6nen4H6M

I love that question they asked him: "How relevant are you?"

Werey dey disguise. I won't be surprised if he's Afonja.

AmericanDad:
Hey guys, I just found out my colleague at work iv been sleeping with is pregnant. We were'nt dating tho we were just having fun together. We both came into the organization the same time and we earn very well like well above 500k per month. I'm 33 and she's 28. Shes having double mind about it and thinking of abortion but I told her No. Her reason is what will our colleagues say and how her family will react to her being pregnant out of wedlock.

The issue is she's from calabar and I'm from anambra. I'm the only son of my parents. Iv not told my folks yet but they definately would prefer me to marry an igbo girl. Also guys, we have started talking marriage plans but now that she's pregnant can the church wed us? or should I just do Traditional and court then after the baby is born I do white wedding Time is ticking oo.

Calabar girls are the real deal. I believe she takes care of you, I think you should marry her fast enough since money is not the problem.

Your parents shouldn't force you to marry any tribe. You are an adult.

Righteousness2:
Wow! So Adorable and Beautiful ..

This is how it's gonna be in Heaven!
Joyfulness, Happiness Sweetness, Dancing, Jumping, Merriments and all round Celebrations for Ever and Ever!
No more sorrows, Pains, tears, complains and Death!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Heaven is not a Place to Miss For anybody or for any reason.

Get Ready! Anytime from now, all if is who are Prepared, Watching and Praying will be leaving this Sinking World for the Streets of Gold.

The way you joined this dog and cat issue made me laugh. Kai. Uncle righteousness I hail o.

I don't see the correlation, nevertheless may we not miss heaven.

RuggedBiafran:
Osun Police Arrest 6 As MBA Student ‘Disappears’ After Lodging In Hotel Of Oduduwa University Owner, Adedoyin - SaharaReporters



Source: http://saharareporters.com/2021/11/14/exclusive-osun-police-arrest-6-mba-student-%E2%80%98disappears%E2%80%99-after-lodging-hotel-oduduwa

Skull miners in the news again for all the wrong reasons.

All die na die but may we not die because of pucci.

Ezehillary:
We love sitting at home on mondays so we don't have problem with it abeg

1mbecile.