₦airaland Forum

successmatters:
Lagos was developed by the whole Nigerians, with Niger Delta oil money. Most of the infrastructure you see in Lagos, the people celebrating lagos today didn't know how it came about.

Lagos and the region it belongs in has its feeding bottle still in the Niger Delta region, see how deceptive they are, they will be celebrating lagos with oil money and if you tell them to form their own country, they will refuse. You wan hunger to finish them?

If you quote me, you will get withlow on your finger

Righteousness2:
Very foolish move from SA leadership.

I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU.

THE CURRENT POLITICAL ELITES IN ISRAEL ARE MOSTLY ZIONIST AND ATHEIST, THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE OR TORAH.

BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSION, PLEASE GET SOME HISTORICAL FACTS.

ISRAEL CURRENTLY IS BEING LED BY THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN. MOST OF THE ELITE WORSHIP ANCIENT DIETY CALLED MOLOCH or MOLECH.

Leviticus 20:1-5 NKJV:

“Then the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, ‘Again, you shall say to the children of Israel: ‘Whoever of the children of Israel, or of the strangers who dwell in Israel, who gives any of his descendants to Molech, he shall surely be put to death. The people of the land shall stone him with stones. I will set My face against that man, and will cut him off from his people, because he has given some of his descendants to Molech, to defile My sanctuary and profane My holy name. And if the people of the land should in any way hide their eyes from the man, when he gives some of his descendants to Molech, and they do not kill him, then I will set My face against that man and against his family; and I will cut him off from his people, and all who prostitute themselves with him to commit harlotry with Molech.’”


Make no Mistake!!
GOD ALMIGHTY foreign policy is pretty simple!

You Bless ISRAEL, You are Blessed!
You Curse ISRAEL, you are Cursed!

Genesis 12:1-3
Now the Lord had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

Any wise Nation or person that has understanding of the times and Seasons will stand with Unshakeable with ISRAEL.

GOD will Deal ruthlessly with all nations that stand against the Apple of HIS eyes.
Nations and people should go read the book of Joel in the Holy Bible.

AsabaDirect:
Hello, A friend of mine wants to relocate to Lagos for better job opportunities. He is making efforts to resign from his current job and move to Lagos. One of his friends have agreed to give him accomodations in surulere pending when he gets a job...
He has Bsc in Economics and three years experience in sales in a major FMCG although it is contract...
He is changing job because of he is tired of the contract job and wants to look for direct employment in Lagos...
He is active in LinkedIn and other platforms...
Please what is your advice for him and if you have any possible offers,Please drop.
Thanks...

theophorus:
Kai!

So some people can begin change mouth ASAP?
Well if you condemn Reno, then yab you Rufai and Reubens.

Dreal1247:
Keep deceiving yourselves. The stolen mandate must be retrieved and restored to the rightful owner

YesDaddyTill203:
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Ibrahimcoomasie:
So. How does Uber fact stop him from getting sworn in on May 29?

Tinubu is an international man. Crying about him being a conduit for a drug lord of a drug lord 30 something years ago changes nothing.

JasonScoolari:
People from different tribes residing in Lagos suffered because of the calamitious utterances that this bastard made and the inexplicable and unconciable alliances he developed with some miscreants to carry out his evil act before and during the elections.




They should not just ban him from entering the U.S, they should also use him as a scapegoat and deport his miserable son...

To those fools in abject poverty defending MC Oluomo, this is your master and his useless children in the United States.

SensualMan:
In as much as I am 100% Obidient for Peter Obi, Gbadebo share no similarity or philosophy with PO. He is not a student of PO philosophy. He is just opportuned.
However my take, Sanwo has just 4 years to go, it should be given to him. Gbadebo should use the 4 years ahead to study the philosophy of PO, garner enough experience and come back in 2027 with full force. The odds don't just favour him.

lhordspy:
“I am not an hero worshipper and gossiper. For Gbadebo, the future is open to you. God will not kill you, there is nothing wrong in you contesting. All of those contesting are my children. I pray by the authority in this palace, God should help us to turn the state better. There is no way I can hate the igbos because they are among my best friend.”

Very wise elderly man.
Whenever i see people talking down on this man. Especially the south easterners, I just laugh at the disrespect. I am not a fan of him, but he is one of the wisest and straightforward elder-man one can find anywhere in Nigeria today.

I remember few days after the declaration of the presidential result and Ezeife, an elder-stateman, a Cheiftain from the Southeast. Someone the younger ones should be looking upto was asked on AriseTV about his expectation of Tinubu's presidency and how he feels the south easterners should be represented. The only thing that came out of this man's mouth was: 'Tinubu will never be sworn-in, and if he is sworn-in, it means there will never be Nigeria, this country will sc@tter'.

So much hatred, contempt, disdain, venom in an elderly man like that. The mischieveous Arisetv host that probably planned the whole thing to heat up the already tensed emotions on ground by interviewing such person knowing too well his hateful nature was even trying to calm him down, he still refused in saying anything tangible. Except this country must break.

You can never measure wisdom by age. I wish the southeasterners can pay more attention to their elder-statemen who are fanning war and disunity, instead of focusing on what is happening the southwest.

A warning. I may die but I will speak first. See videos on YouTube:

A warning. I may die but I will speak first. See videos on YouTube:https://t.co/Y59aCFZDx6https://t.co/q3pm8q9RSl https://t.co/MYTNAhDNEL pic.twitter.com/Cn5jGQMbXr

— Michael Achimugu (@mikeachimugu01) January 8, 2023

AcuraZDX:
cc: lalasticlala Mynd44 OAM4J Seun

Creditalerts:
Rubbish, all these old political grandpa that should be resting with their looted fund ,I'm obidient is a movement the youth are wiser now.he is one of the major problems we have in nigeria just imagine what he said IT IS MY TURN TO RULE his manifesto is to loot and everything about him is based on lies right from when he assisted buhari to promise us so many unfulfilled lies ,God will fight you tinubu I swear.

Buhari pro max

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

impactValue:
Greetings, good people of Nairaland

Please I need a piece of honest advice from experienced nairalanders, I am a Software Engineer, I got an offer from a very close friend (He is like a brother to me) of mine that resides in Dubai to come and manage a club he co-owns to enable him time for other activities. I will need to learn how nightclubs operate since I have little or zero knowledge about the nightlife. I have the freedom to pick up side gigs (or remote work) when I can and He is not in any way restricting me but he needs me to learn the business with him.

The plan, in a simple language, when I learn the business well enough he will pull out and open his own so I can be his manager since he doesn't want recognition.

He paid for my flight ticket and was the one that processed the visa for me (tourism) and he is currently working on how my visa can be extended and my work permit too.

Before I came to Dubai, I applied for this opening with a tech firm in Berlin. I completed the last stage here in Dubai and have been sent the offer but I will have to relocate to Germany because the work is on-site, the company bare expenses regards flight ticket, travel insurance, visa process et al. The start salary is 56K euros per annum (gross).

Also, I resigned from a bank as a development specialist (full-time staff not yet confirmed though, was earning 450K naira net with other benefits) prior to my trip to Dubai. I was doing well in Nigeria because I earned a total of up to 800K (with all my works combined) just that the work ethic (the bank work) is toxic to me because you will work your brain out debugging code, plus I am looking at a good place that I can start a family when I am ready and Nigeria is a no for me unless I have enough money to send my kid abroad to study.

What do I do now that I am already in Dubai? I am passionate about tech and I love the echo system. Please any input from experienced fellows will go a long way for me.

Thanks in advance. Mod please help so I can get as much input as possible

Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.

Mayor21:
So today I was in my farm and decided to take some pictures.

Juliusmalema:
I WONDER WHY THIS GUY LIKE EXPOSING THEMSELVES. IT IS NOTHING BUT BRAGADO.

IF YOU TRULY FIGHTING A CAUSE, WHY MAKE NOISE. LET YOUR ACHIEVEMENT SPEAK FOR YOU.

THEY TACTLESS AND LACK ORGANIZATION. ALL IPOB DO IS MAKE NOISE AND THE PEOPLE GET KILLED LIKE COCKROACHES.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/another-esn-commander-has-taken-over-ipob-mocks-army/?fbclid=IwAR1HCZWodjX0rpuZL7DQk6N1pPRyyQJyMIz3vqUOHv4jkmBq-aLiZCCyg-M

tyup:
No matter the provocation no Hausa would take to attack a law abiding Yoruba or Igbo here in the North and I can tell you categorically no Yoruba is scared of being attacked at the moment. Same people calling Northerners Backward and illiterates yet same people practically teaching y'all what being sensible and being civil is all bout

Wakili still parades Oyo community with his killer men yet no Yeroba even their audio warlord Igboho despite always wearing parachute size dresses on camera can't do nothing bout him or defend themselves against criminal herders. but always get hard on when it comes to attacking armless people going bout their normal lives. Bunch of foolish Cowards.

Brika:
Media personality Toke Makinwa is set to join the Close Legs Association as almost all the men are joining the Stingy Men Association to save her vagina, Igbere TV reports.

Reacting to how almost all the Nigerian male celebrities are joining the Stingy Men Association, the 36-year-old asked where she can also sign up for Close Legs Association.

She said,

https://twitter.com/tokstarr/status/1348927793120350208?s=20

A fan commenting on Toke’s comments said she claiming to join Close Legs Association as a response to Stingy Men Association perpetuates the saying money for hand back for ground.



https://twitter.com/Omojuwa/status/1348933693772095488?s=20

Per Toke Makinwa’s post and the fan’s explanation, it’s obvious that some people sleep with men for money and now that the men are becoming stingy they are also planning to close their legs.

The Stingy Men Association trended on Monday after Mavin Records boss Don Jazzy shared his ID card of social media.

Several other men on Twitter have followed suit in acquiring their ID cards.

Arrewa:
Eyaah...

Naija una sorry oo...

Forgive our ignorance!

Note: if you know you are a religious bigot that can't do whitout insulting Islam! Pls kano is not for you!!

If you can't face your religion and respect other people's beliefs. Pls stay away from kano state.

Stay in Abia state an insult Islam and Prophet Muhammad as much as you want!

Nobody will come to abia state to arrest u for blasphemy!

I repeat Stay away from Arewa if you know you cannot do in your life whitout insulting Islam.

God bless Arewa!!

We are growing stronger than ever before!!

DanHaske:
We northerners don't come out to defend criminals like you do in the south east. By the way, you sound so fake
From your moniker down to your posts and comments.

Yamiriflathead:
A thread to masturbate and chest beat..
Dear Nairalanders, a standing ovation as we welcome in the chest beaters machinery's of ipob
1,2,3...GO

Raydos:
Apart from patching roads and building useless bridges where it's not even needed, What other things do they politicians see as development?

Imagine having this kind of cool streets in Nigeria with Good drainage system and not this open gutters we have everywhere??

Why can't black people think out of the BOX??

ositaizu:
Senator Dino Melaye's garage was spotted with new expensive automobiles, and for this, it's safe to say that the youthful Senator , who's full of life must be a car freak.

We have a collection of over 20 exotic wonders on wheels (automobile) belonging to senator Dino Melaye.

See more photos here http://enigeria.com.ng/senator-dino-melaye-his-numerous-exotic-automobiles-youve-not-seen-before

Correctgist:
Multiple reports making the rounds online have revealed that a Nigerian restauranteur was on Tuesday, attacked by some rival cultists who had his intestines ripped out in the Cheras, Malaysia.
It was gathered that the incident happened during a clash between the Vikings and the confraternities.
The victim, identified as Ratty, a member, who was left lying on the ground with his intestines out, has since been rushed to a hospital where he is currently battling for his life.

From Zenithnaija.com

More below:
https://zenithnaija.com/nigerian-mans-intestine-ripped-out-during-clash-with-rival-cult-gang-in-malaysia/



NIGERIANS ARE UTTER DISGRACE TO THE HUMANITY.

THEY HAVE STARTED THE CULT WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA AS WELL.

3 OUT 4 NIGERIANS KILLED IN SOUTH AFRICA IS BY ANOTHER NIGERIAN AND CHANCES ARE THEY ARE CULTIST.

WHY IS IT DIFFICULT FOR SOME OF OUR PEOPLE TO EARN THEIR LIVING IN A DECENT WAY.
WHY IS IT DIFFICULT TO BE A GOOD GUEST IN THE COUNTRY WE MADE HOME AFTER DESTROYING OUR OWN COUNTRY.

WE NEED TO START ASKING OUR SELF, WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH US AS PEOPLE. LETS STOP BLAMING BUHARI AND THE POLITICIANS.

SOMETHING IS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH US AS PEOPLE.