₦airaland Forum

ikeyman00:
^^^^^^^^^^^

is it the reason southern african women are usually drunk?

what it wrong to ask the question ?

guys so which year census had the correct numbers

kobojokobo:
You still havent taken it doen even though people find it offensive

But why?

Why dont you just go to a forum full of people who dont bonk like rabbits, you might have more sympathy there you know!

mystikal:
Yes, We bonk like Rabbits and produce all those litters. happy now?

i just wanted informative answers

Nsiman:
The bible is from God, the koran is from Allah, God = Allah and vice-versa. So it may be found in the koran too. Remember, the old testament is what is mainly in the koran

that is from christainity point of view

Nsiman:
Exactly! If they don't do same how do they reproduce?

cool so they obey both the bible and the quaran ? or both lines are in the two books

Nsiman:
Nigerians are very good in keeping injunctions. Remember "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth", so we must be chuking daily. Lol

are muslims doing the same ?

SapeleGuy:
There is nothing not to get here- this is all cookie cutter stuff. Please don't pretend there is no ethnic undercurrent to the politics of Zimbabwe. Have the Shona not oppressed the Ndebele?
Your elections were rigged and our census was also rigged, I think we are violently agreeing in that these things were done to control and maintain a grip on power and resources.

Nigeria allocates resources (including money) based on the Federal Character of the Nation (Regional Population) - I don't think it is necessary to further explain the inbuilt incentive that encourages the manipulation of census or election figures.

i didnt deny and you did not ask about it but you intangled it in the population debate and rigging, i dont see where it really fits

Nigeria allocates resources (including money) based on the Federal Character of the Nation (Regional Population) - I don't think it is necessary to further explain the inbuilt incentive that encourages the manipulation of census or election figures.--- then it makes sense thats way

do you want to know more about shona and ndebeles ?

ikeyman00:
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whenever an african open up a thread i usually laugh in owambe style

when i first saw this; i knew whatsup

zim kini oh hahaaaaaaaa

what your view on the high population ?

SapeleGuy:
"For to those who have, more will be given, and they will have an abundance; but from those who have nothing, even what they have will be taken away."

It depends how much credence you give to the numbers, judging by recent election results, Zimbabwean arithmetic is just as bad as Nigerian arithmetic when it comes to census. Please don't ask why elections are rigged.

I am surprised that a Zimbabwean does not understand the correlation between politics, population and power - and how these can be used to allocate resources. I can draw similarities with how the Shona control the resources whilst the Ndebele and others look on.

on that i dont agree with you

election where rigged not becoz of the population number ? but on those who voted between the PMs and presidental

the population of zimbabwe is known and we agree to the numbers the only number which is not really known is how many zimbabweans living outside zim

on the last part i dont get you

the question is on total population not on how many ibo yoruba etc so the shona ndebele thing you put i dont get it

do you mean a p.imp

[quote author=Akin-Egba link=topic=570728.msg7362900#msg7362900 date=1292698336]In Nigeria, as in any sensible country except Zimbabwe, every one whether self employed (a trader) or a white-collar person pays taxes (or at least should pay taxes). So they have tax records[/quote]yes they pay tax but it is not really enforced especially for those corner traders or market people

imagine a lady that sells yam on the corner she saved her money and now she can buy that car as new adventure in business

she put her application then cames the TAX PAYER thing can she prove that she has been paying tax all these years ?

[quote author=Akin-Egba link=topic=570728.msg7362834#msg7362834 date=1292697536]Tax records should indicate your tax status. What sort of ignorant questions are you asking?[/quote]come one

can a man on street corner have tax records ?

you are only looking at people are in may be established business

the project is for empowerment so roughly it would look into such people un-established

SapeleGuy:
Make una take am easy. The man has asked a legitimate question - one that we have asked and answered several times over, coming from Zimbabwe or Mars will not change the legitimacy of this question.

Nigeria is the only country in the world where the population decreases as you move from dry desert to the lush tropics (the reverse is the case in the rest of the world). The population figures are plainly false. A lie by any other name is still a lie.

what do the government benefit from lying IMF, WORLD BANK doesnt give loans based on population

so whats the point of saying ? i dont get it or it is just that you guys are feeling a bit bruised with nunbers to tend to say it is a lie

[quote author=Akin-Egba link=topic=570728.msg7362798#msg7362798 date=1292697229]Some people evade taxes, even in the US. Wesley snipes is now in prison for tax-related matters. So you must be a tax payer to enjoy govt largesse.[/quote]they might monitor after one gets the car but how will they know before he gets the car that he is a taxes payer ?

Prospective participants must certify the following condition to participate in the scheme:


■You must have a current national card drivers
■You must have validated your health condition: sight, heart, head etc.
■You must have no criminal record
■You must be a tax payer■You must be prepared to attend training and workshop for drivers in the scheme, which is conducted from time to time.
■You must submit to regular servicing of the vehicles at designated centers
■You must be prepared to sign an agreement to abide by all moral, road, safety, security and good behaviour codes.
■You must open an account with Umuchinemere Pro-credit Micro-Finance Bank Ltd.


the above is the quote from the site

what do they really mean by YOU MUST BE A TAX PAYER

Kobojunkie:
I was going to ask if we are now considering [b]STATE [/b]purchase of taxi's major ACHIEVEMENT cause we may need to open a thread for Akala who not only purchased Taxi's but also claimed to have employed about 1000 graduates as a result.

when i saw the photos i thought it is a private business from individuals or a group

never thought it is from the state

strangerf:
With this attitude of yours, I cant see you going far in life.

Not too hard to see why your country is in the mess it is

unforunately life has surprises i will go far than you think ask yourself how have i made it this far

stick to one subject ME

if you want to know about zim situation then ask in different thread i will give you more infor

strangerf:
Get your people together and create something as good

Dont you have enough intellectuals?

Or do you need us to come over and teach you again


You are extremely annoying and dumb sounding!

since you think that you have the intellectuals teach me then if you dont or dont have time then shut da fuk up because you got nothing to offer

strangerf:
Stop it

It is annoying

It is a Nigerian forum, and If you dont know, now get it to your thick skull, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME!

Get the dimwits in your country together and try creating something remotely as good as this!

kick me out if am not welcome

and the admin should stick are banner saying NON NIGERIANS are not welcome until then i shall say what i feel like saying

thats the law of the jungle

Darthmaul:
pls havin problems with some non-functioning keys in my laptop keyboard. What do u guys tink is wrong. Thanks

keys are usually are due to liquid being spilled over though some are wear and tear

Double N:
Please i would like to know from the ladies,what's up with them and heavy luggage. I mean my G.F just came in to town and i went to the park to pick her and i could swear she had some stones in her box. S, t was as heavy as a rock! I even accused her of doing it on purpose just to punish me cos as the bobo na me go carry load reach car. Now my Mum came into town and the same story,Very Heavy Luggage! Abeg ladies i want to know why.

no disrespect but you should see your own people in general

nigerians when there are flying back to nigeria at heathrow airport

sometimes i wonder like the luggage will cost almost half of the ticket

mugabe passed the law this year   nothing new there

the problem is there are forcing foreign companies to sell 49% to local people

but the big question is this, if LOCAL PEOPLE can buy  49% why cant use the 49% to start their own businesses thereby creating more jobs and competition to other companes

it is the same people who have failed national companies like the Grain Marketing Board GMB responsible for storing staple food, NOCZIM for OIL, ZESA, power suppy, ZUPCO the national transport company, ZISCO one of the top steel producing company in southern africa, CSC beef exporting and feed local market, Dairiboard natiaonal milk ets suppy

the list is endless all those compaines have been looted and are barely running

if they cant manage and run those effectively how can they run companies like nestle delta, coca cola, shwepps etc

BetaThings:
Of course it is an insult. When a Nigerian says that, he is part of it and is taken lightly. But when rabbit heads are talking, then it is insulting. Let him try and remove his own despot from office and feed the small population they have

those with weak minds shall puff and huff with answering the question

those with sharp minds shall see the question and really think about the question and try to answer from their point of view

xsay:
@zim i downloaded the right model and the stuff is still thesame

did you try system restore ?

and have you tried to work in safe mode and see if the problem is still persisting ?

topsybaba:
i format my acer travelmate2490,i now use vista but my audio is not working what do i do?

go to acer website and download sound drivers for vista

atakiti:
Guy maybe the windows files that is responsible 4 booting is corrupt! So u can stil try repair on it, and u can also format it without missing any of your infomation on the system!

yes the booting files are corrupt hence am saying he should change the boot sequence to CD/DVD that will fix and corrupt boot file in the hard drive

dont format dont format

there is something wrong i cant see your last post



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glywJnDPB8&feature=related

in BIOS  the booting sequence should be CD/DVD i.e change it to CD/DVD meaning CD/DVD should be on the TOP  of the list dont forget to save the change settings before you exit BIOS setting, right now your boot sequence has HARD DRIVE on top of the list

when start your pc it boots using the HARD DRIVE and the hard drive has corrupt/missing boot file so it is failing to boot but once you change the sequence your pc will boot from CD/DVD and it will repair thar corrupt/missing boot file

after saving the BIOS setting put the XP CD and restart the pc

QualityShare:
I pressed f2 immediately i put the sytem on. Toshiba screen is shown with 5 icons as follows: 3cds, 1 cd, floppy disk, 2 laptops, and flash drive. I can navigate to any of them. what should I do.

watch the video i posted the screen should be like the one in the video

then from there i will guide you more

you rushed

i told you to let us know when you get the CD

press F2 (if am not mistaken) when you pc is starting up  it will got into BIOS and from BIOS change the boot sequence from HARD DRIVE TO CD and save the the change you have done and put the CD in and start the pc it should repair its self

[flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kPfcyrwLas[/flash]