₦airaland Forum

Emmyk:
Know of South africa's version. Where d guy falls in love wif a rich white gurl, Bla bla bla. I've been looking 4 part 2 so many years back, Should his name be Tiani? Woooh, I've forgotten.

there is no SA version

thats the zim original you saw

Idowuogbo:
its a shame wiv all your bull shittttt , Charity was hard to spell
now lets strt from a 4 apple b 4 boy
blawwdy zulander

untill your ratings are above zimbabwe then i can with you

as from now waste your time on teaching them proper english not pigeon

Idowuogbo:
no i decide to educate d remaining 15% , i wont b suprised if u part of dat village dats holds d 15%
some missionaries done u good by paying for a yr of your english classes now u here campaigning for best english writer tseew
u beta dont let me release my grenades , cus u go blooooow (ewu in pigeon monkey )

cherity begins at home

teach your own surpass the zim rating then you can come and teach our 15%

Idowuogbo:
hey u , i was all teasing and fafin about wiv u earlier
listen child of mugabe , i can educate d whole of your village wiv my vocabs
so pls dont tempt me , listen stop actin u no it all by entering evry forum to talk shiiit out your bum hole
den u wonder y pips throw u rockets , ogufe (in pigeon Goat)

then why dont you pick a village nigeria and teach them

in zimbabwe we got no problem 85% of our people can read and write

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538928.msg7014076#msg7014076 date=1288048451]SO u guys have also upgraded to Mobile phone using  the Internet.
 Na God go hammer una. [/quote]i got bad news for you

do you remember Econet nigerian/ Vee Mobile

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538928.msg7014044#msg7014044 date=1288048028]Even thou u were not in your country when they were sharing it,but u later went home to collect your own.No be so
Abeg go clean up for monkey jor [/quote]i see you daftness

you think internet is through the traditional way of a desktop computer

well you sound daft since you take us zimbabwean being way back when it comes to IT

even mobiles have internet

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538928.msg7014022#msg7014022 date=1288047755]Abi oo.Thou UN GAVE THEM DESKTOPS to watch movies nd see pictures , Na Mugabe con steal internet for them in Nigeria. [/quote]

Idowuogbo:
^
he dey fro now  cus hin baby mother don dey drope , shey na us deflate her blom blom ni   i hia bcus u dont want me to fire rounds , u try act smart wiv dis your liberal democrat talk next time comment in swahili den i might understand your english a bit betta so am aware about wot u meant okies , no offence

@dsense
i tink na only me , oo
but liv mugabe pikin , dem eye neva shine  
soon he wud sell all of dem through slavery

you cant speak and write proper english you are used to pigin

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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=538928.msg7014004#msg7014004 date=1288047411]Re u browsing in your dream ,abi when did United Nation distribute Desktop to your country for browsing, that u have d mind to insult some's mumm here.[/quote]poor you

you think that every zimbabwean is based in zimbabwean

wake up

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg7013671#msg7013671 date=1288044174]lol, won ti bi e na

But he/she/it has a point though about the white influence/factor in South Africa. When the whites were in Zimbabwe, no one in the West had a bad word to say about the Country despite the fact that majority of those farm produce were not produced for the locals and level of poverty was relatively high like the rest of Africa, but the moment Mugabe rightly told them to sling their hook, they destroyed their farming equipment rendering it useless, they colluded with IMF to force Zimbabwe to repay its debt outrightly whilst further loaning money to other African Countries, they coerced other Countries to stop trading with Zimbabwe, IMF refused Zimbabwe credit facilities to cripple them from being able to purchase necessary farming equipment, they started embelishing the news to make it look like Zimbabwe was in ruins yet later evidence revealed they even managed to commence on some rail project during these trying times, they used tsvangarai to block Mugabe's moves to peg the price of goods so that the masses would not suffer as a result of the quantitative easing he was implementing, there were even reports that the SA xenophobic attack was orchestrated to make it look like SA is groaning under the influx of the Zims who had sought refuge in the Country, to further make Mugabe look bad etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. POLITICS


Which begs the question, if SA is the giant of Africa in terms of them having the most robust economy in Africa, why is foreign aid to the region collectively the highest, when pro-rated to the other Countries AGAIN POLITICS [/quote]do you know mubabe very well or you fall under his charm of sweet excellent english

look how his ministers are fools

they get conned by a traditional healer who went to school as far as 3rd grade

he conned them saying pure dieseal was oozing from rocks

Idowuogbo:
why attack his mum mr zimbawe tssew , cus your wife have gone flat dunlop slippers dont min u shud come @d poster like dat damnnn
but i stil like u sha

did i say anything bad about his mama?

all i did was to make him see years ahead of him meaning the older someone gets the loose the muscles gets

is he gonna dump his wife once she start to get old becoz the skin is nolonger smooth

xynerise:
I heard that sagged bosom is caused by abortion. But on a real fact, saggy bosom is disgusting. If a gal fakes her bosom to be firm and I wooed her and she agrees, the day I will see the sagged bosom will be the end of the relationship. Thank you.

roughly i can tell your age

does your mum still have firm booobs?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg7013785#msg7013785 date=1288045228]What does an ignorant numpty want to teach me pssssft, i'd rather watch paint dry You can shove your lecture where the sun don't shine or go preach it to the gallery Now if you will excuse me please [/quote]ignorant ?

so i guess i can tell better history of nigerian based on what i read than a person who was born and raised in nigeria

all i want to tell you the version of events from from a zimbabwean who has seen two side of zimbabwe i.e what smith government left and when mugabe took over and to where we are now

unfortunately you bicker with insults than having a normal converstaion

how good is it compared with original zimbabwean on

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tonysmart:
Please my laptop is acting crazy.I have a Dell inspiron 8600 with windows xp Home edition. Yesterday some water spill on my keyboard and since then when i turn it on i will it will beep and flash green light. Also if i am on the system the page will automatically be scrolling down without control.I also noticed that some times it gets hot.
Please what could be the problem?

Thanks,
Tony.

come on man you cant ask what is the problem when you know that you spilled water on it

the water is causing the problem it need to be opened cleaned & dried

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg7013671#msg7013671 date=1288044174]lol, won ti bi e na

But he/she/it has a point though about the white influence/factor in South Africa. When the whites were in Zimbabwe, no one in the West had a bad word to say about the Country despite the fact that majority of those farm produce were not produced for the locals and level of poverty was relatively high like the rest of Africa, but the moment Mugabe rightly told them to sling their hook, they destroyed their farming equipment rendering it useless, they colluded with IMF to force Zimbabwe to repay its debt outrightly whilst further loaning money to other African Countries, they coerced other Countries to stop trading with Zimbabwe, IMF refused Zimbabwe credit facilities to cripple them from being able to purchase necessary farming equipment, they started embelishing the news to make it look like Zimbabwe was in ruins yet later evidence revealed they even managed to commence on some rail project during these trying times, they used tsvangarai to block Mugabe's moves to peg the price of goods so that the masses would not suffer as a result of the quantitative easing he was implementing, there were even reports that the SA xenophobic attack was orchestrated to make it look like SA is groaning under the influx of the Zims who had sought refuge in the Country, to further make Mugabe look bad etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. POLITICS


Which begs the question, if SA is the giant of Africa in terms of them having the most robust economy in Africa, why is foreign aid to the region collectively the highest, when pro-rated to the other Countries AGAIN POLITICS [/quote]about zimbabwe ask me i will tell you a well balanced view

if thats the case about whites why cant you be partners in with them and develop your country

shokpeti:
And bro Sagamite, do you always have to have the final say?

You quarrel a lot. With just about everybody and everything.

I suggest you go get a wife or a girlfriend. And if you already have any of those, then I suggest their immediate sacking as they are obviously not doing a good job.

i like his reasoning he is not blinded by nigerian pride which most nigerian have

he gives you the facts and reasoning that shows no ignorance

Sagamite:
I have replied, mate.

cheers man

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Mygoldie:
guys if you don't have anything reasonable and sensible to say, then don't bother posting, your contaminating NL with your silly nonsense (no offiense)

you are forgetting one thing people dont come here to make every individual happy they come to say what they feel and think who he gets offended thats his fcken problem

reality check ------ even in real life not every say things you like

[quote author=+44080190 link=topic=538904.msg7013534#msg7013534 date=1288042763]so i should not bother?[/quote]give her support (not money) but emotional

the sh/it is not for you to solve but her

@sagamite i sent you an email

using the add your profile

it from drill2drill

check it pliz

Sagamite:
Arrgh!!! You are so dumb, I want to . . . . .

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guys the problem sometimes is from the people currently running things, most of them dont like ideas from the young generation which has ideas from wherever s/he did his studies (abroad) they feel like you are taking over and also they dont want to pass on the batton they want to die being in charge

we have the same problem in zimbabwe the old generation moslyt from the ruling party they dont want to pass the button to young generation, can a 60 year old person have a vision for me a 34 years old ? in zimbabwe roughly everything big you want to start you have to bribe or align yourself with elit ruling party.

steeze:
And your point is??

it takes two to tango ------ nigerian men make nigerian woman bad

Orikinla:
Some Nigerian men are God sent to women.
They are well bred, well mannered, well educated and well connected.

They believe and practice dignity, integrity and nobility and raise their family on these principal virtues of life.

They have class and they have taste.

They are faithful and resourceful.
In fact, they are wonderful.
Like Prince Ibrahim Sanusi.
Like Dapo Ojora.


But most of the ill-mannered Nigerian men are ill-bred.
Being noble is alien to them.

every men of any tribe race would say that

let us here what the ladies say while you shut da Bleep up

do you know that every men claims to be in good in bed but only da woman she slept with can tell the truth

tipsydude:
@ ZIM DRILL

I would say thanks for your response but I'ld also like you to know that I went through 1 - 150 of All Solutions put up on Apple Support site but couldn't find a solution to the problem. I've actually searched through the support site previously but had to do so again in case I over looked something. I just feel too bad about the whole thing.

then google it am sure you will find some forum with a solution

kevoh:
@zim drill
when i open firefox I keep getting an 'address not found' message while at the top of the tab I get a'page load error message'

did you try using different web addresses? if yes then

uninstall firefox then re install it again

jdayz:
i am a lady in my mid twenties, am engaged to this particular guy whom i used to really love until now, wat happened wz dt we both as humans had our quarrels we settled but since then he has been seeing other ladies nd as adults nd engaged we make out without protection nd cos of his radiness i ave had infections, not just that he seem not to bother about my health, so wen he came around i refused him sex and he turned around to say dt am dating someone else, but the problem now is dt i ave falling in love with someone else and i dont knw ow to break this news to my fiancee , this present guy is ready to wait till marriage b4 sex, pls advice mi guys.

you are crazy "i dont know how to break this news to my fiancee" you dont need to tell him that you have fallen in love with someone

all you need is to tell him that we are done your got one good reason he infected you with an STI ---- simple

remember your reason whatever it is it doesnt have to make sense to him --- nope it should make sense to you

kevoh:
Help please! I have been using internet explorer to browse ever since I got my laptop, so I decided to change web browser by downloading and installing mozilla firefox.But till now I've not been able to browse with firefox only internet explorer.What can be the problem and how can I rectify this?

what happens when you open firefox

tipsydude:
Hello house,

Pls I have a problem. My MacBook Air went bonkers some months ago and I couldn't reinstall the Mac leopard OS after that so went ahead to install Windows 7 on it. Ever since then, I have not had audio on the lappy. I tried downloading Boot Camp 3.1 hoping it would resolve the issue but I got no where with it. Right now I got no clue on what next to do so I'ld really appreciate it if anyone would come up with a solution for me cos it really sucks right now as I use my laptop to watch movies whenever am on the road and you all can imagine what it's like to watch Spartacus without audio. Tongue Cry

Am looking forward to solutions from anyone. Thanks.

you lot drivers for the sound card

go to macbook website you should be able to find support
http://support.apple.com/kb/index?page=search&src=support_site.home&locale=en_GB&q=drivers

roymary:
Bsc Computer Science , Msc. Info.Tech. Management, CCNA, CCNP, CCNP-Wireless Certified. I am a professional Internetwork Specialist. You have few of my kind around Africa as a whole.  My Certs and portfolios are verifiable online within minutes to the entire public, home and abroad.

Not in this lifetime will someone so silly as you would be more educated than i am.

Keep washing those plates and windows in the UK.  Who knows if you are even stuck down there!

Whats the argument here? That Nigeria has the strongest economy in Africa? For an 100% African Community, Nigeria has the greatest economy in Africa and Nigeria will get so much better whether idiots like you like it or not. In 10 years, with necessary law and policy implementation in place, Nigeria will have an indisputable unique economy in Africa and in the world as a whole.

And to my surprise, i found out you are a Nigerian but a bastar-d though; or you wouldn't talk about your own country with so much levity.

why put that category ? for nigeria to win

america shouldnt be number 1 becoz it is run by non 100% american natives it can be number 1 only when the american natives are running and ruling it ?

thats the same thing you are saying about nigeria it is number 1 becoz is run by black  SA cant be becoz it is mixed

LouisThoro:
Zimbabwolomerijestic


Is it true they gave Munya $300k to make him feel better for loosing to UTI?

thats what i also read but it aint mugabe giving him the money but mugabes nephew

http://www.newzimbabwe.com/showbiz-3588-Munya%20may%20have%20last%20laugh/showbiz.aspx

cito us:
Whatever you said to her initially could be technically construed as your pick up line. From your introducing yourself to whatever breaks the ice. So in a way, you are using a pick up line without really knowing it.
As I have said before, everyone uses what floats their boat, and because you don't use or have a pickup line doesn't make you more mature than others neither does it make others kids or teenagers.
I use whatever breaks the ice and I don't try too hard on it by making up some lines or borrowing some lines previously used by someone else. I could make a joke if the moment calls for it or I could just give a compliment. Like my drill sergeant used to say, if it works then its right.

do you know what is a pick up line ?

a statement that you think will work to charm a girl


my self i dont do statements/pick up line