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LOVE.4BUG:
who cares

then why open a thread about him

LOVE.4BUG:
Stage light ke I know him, he is a no body!!!! Follow the link below and see why he hates Black women. He is not man enogh to satisfy them!!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-470369.0.html#msg6297744 .

@ mobo sorry but i think you have to take yourslf to gud in prayers to enable him enlarg you a bit.

the problem is you dear

you want him to says things that you love to hear, let him be he wants to be attention seeking and you just ignore his post and dont open threads about him

why would want him to be someone ? let him be nobody like you said

Tbank2:
Guru in d House,can u tel me where l can download Toshiba driver petium3 mini laptor notebook.

is it driver, which driver or it is drivers

pastore1:
What God has join together let not even a job put apart.I want to ask all the married couples and yet to be married how would they feel if your spouse should get up by 4.am to dress up for work while the atmoshpere suppose to be conjugal.as a woman or a man how do you or would you do.I'm asking since i know a lot of couples are dying on the inside,since they don't know how to solve this kind of asunder.
A man must work,but at who's risk.Please help solve a problem

only a wiseman would know how to deal with it

by openning a thread about him you are putting him on a stage light on him

therefore giving him the attention he seeks

Kelvinj:
Never even knew zimbos had access 2 internet. Plz where can i get there movies 2 know what it looks like there?? Mayb there's were am visiting for my next vac

am sure you also think the same for somalia

sorry it only proves how ignorant you are

fyne_dr:
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.

where have been ?

that crap has been circlulating the net for years

LouisThoru:
Zimbabwe

Who tell yah that Lizy is my friend?

you seem to know more about the saga and post was defending her

you wouldnt do that for girl next door

LouisThoru:
Poster

I know you and i know Lizy.

Lizy was just testing you, but obviously you failed woefully. If on the first date, you asked her for sex and she obliged u and you inserted your long banger inside her potatoristic pot, what will be her gain? You see, thats not good.

You could have just told her that look, its too early to ask for something like that, and then she will know you are planing on staying long with her.

Let me ask you, if you had gone there with a molue, or an agbegilodo or beter still a pounpoun kind of car, and she asked u to buy for her? what will you say? But because you drive a pure water FX35 worth only 4million naira, you didnt know what to say but raise yah shoulder up like Timaya who too dey pose.

Look, beg her and let her know that you can do anything for her but you want to get to know her first.

All you know is to insert yah banger into potatoes. You this Banom.

Look, these days, handsomeness, flamboyance and generosity doesn't move women, don't you know women love the bad, ugly, miserly looking guys who they know will stay with them and no woman will take from them?

I am telling u d fact today.

your friend is fool  you dont taste a guy by asking him to buy a car

you test him by making him wait long to hit da pum pum

Man-of-God:
When i was getting married i told my lady friend, she supported me. Just after the wedding i realized she had wanted me to marry her & since it didn't work, she is pleading to have a baby for me so that she can forget me. But her desire is against my wish & against my faith as a christian. Pls help me what do i do?

go and ask your wife then from her respond it will give you clue to what to do

queeneve:
You missing the point,

It cool though,

which one

queeneve:
Okay,

By the end of dissection, the result still the same,

yes but they wouldnt have been the same if he wasnt OCD

queeneve:
The truth be told,

None of us are normal,

yes but an OCD is totally different you can be put in the same class

queeneve:
Zimdrill,

Please rewrite that because I am trying to get ya baby,


Moyola,

Yes, it a figure of speech GOODNESS! IT NOTHING SERIOUS, just a phrase, LAWD HAVE MURCEEE,

missing words put in

queeneve:
I know the girl and the boy very well, plus they talk too much of their business, the girl is a nun in comparison and they were together since grade school which was shocking to me,

The boy has OCD, and people with OCD, are neat freaks, THE GIRL FARTING TURNED HIM OFf completely and this was her first time farting in his present, mind you they been together since grade school and he was going to marry her,

Sometimes we as humans tend to try to read between the lines and add another line to a story that is not necessary, if the story say THE END, don't say well it should say THE END, TO BE CONTINUED,

there is your answer the nigga has OCD he aint normal like general people


there is surprise to his decision

queeneve:
I calls my good friend's son my lil future husband,

It didn't sit well with my present husband, I mean the baby is 9 months old!! My friend and I laughed every time I asked her about her son, I say how my lil husband doing,

I think people need to know the difference when somebody is PLAYING or someone is SERIOUS,

I guess to some people the titles are important, sighs,

ok picture this


may be he thinks that he going to die before you and some nigga is going to be hitting his pum pum

queeneve:
That just like saying farting has nothing to do with breakups, but a dude broke up with his girlfriend because she farted,

Everything is not always about lack of trust nor self esteem,

I am pretty sure you what you will break up with your girl may be DUMB TO OTHERS,

Alot of things contribute to divorces and breakups,

on breakup people tell you want think you should know and they always make their side good

people give you excuses not the real reasons

queeneve:
ZIMDRILL,

There is a big difference between a condom in a bag and my husband at the ho house, WTF

Is it the same dear

queeneve:
I have actually seen cellphones break up relationships because he won't give the girlfriend passwords to this voicemails or the girl is on the phone at weird hours of the night while the boyfriend is present,

My grandma stated that the day they made cellphones, the day the world stood still because ALMOST EVERYONE is on the cellphones,

People eating while on phone
People driving while on phone
People fukking while on phone (this is no lie)
People not watching their children or house is on fire


I mean people are so obsessed with phones that they are not paying attention to their reality and I believe the cellphones benefit men more than he does the women because they use it to either check up on or creep around on,

THOSE BREAKS UP GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CELLPHONE IT ONLY MEANS YOU HAD SUSPECTIONS ON YOUR PARTNER

wtf

Freiburger:
Poster your name sounds like[b] Bingo[/b]

come on there is Z at the end  it is not even close


so microsoft search engine BING sounds like BINGO

Bingz:
Helloooo, !!

How is everyone doin? Im a Zimbabwean young Male just saying hi!

Actually i like Nigerian girls, they so beautifull but i only see them on TV. There is loads of them where i live buh i havent chatted one up "yet", !! I think i will stick to watching them on tv for now coz Damn!!, They get up to No good sometimes wif them juju & bah bah 's they go to visit!! "stick a few of these in his food n you be sorted!" WTF

Zimbabwean girls arent innocent either when it comes to juju, ! Buh in Zim its not something that get talked about anyways apparently you get arrested if u accuse anyone so noone bothers really and also most of them healers are Fake infact they all Fake so noone really believes them anymore these days its rare you hear abou it, But wat really fascinates is how this whole juju thingy is in almost every Nigerian movie i have watched i wonder if all those thing really happen in Nigeria or Is it jus a mythe? when it comes to love, relationships & romance


i see my self settling with a solid Naija Princess,

hesi muzimba zviri sei sei

some people you make me wonder

you got her so ask her

just like her she would love to know more about your culture

steeze:
Dude, if there is one tin i can tell u on good authority, it's that women lie a lot. And yes, they better than us men. Even if we always think we are smarter. I had this g.f who i caught cheating on me. She didn't see me tho. I just walked away and confronted her later. Dude, u need to see how dis gal denied it. My God. Soon we started raising our voices cos i couldn't believe how she could deny sometin like that. Eventually she started crying serious cry, with snot running down her nose saying i didn't love her. Emotional blackmail. My God, she looked so innocent. For a split second i almost doubted myself. She was THAT good. Her alibi didn't add up. It wasn't even rational. But she insisted that she wasn't eff-ing that other guy and so on and so on. Needless to say i dumped her 'oscar winning' backside. And dis is me citing just one example. In my experience, most women are great at lying. They lie so good that sometimes they actually believe their lies. Riddle me this; how can u have no attraction to a guy physically, emotionally and EVEN intellectually and yet he deflowered u and went on to chop 'pun*ani' several times? Heck, she even dislikes him. Long story short, she's lying to u and trying to convince herself she never liked him. About d part where she gets angry at u for asking too many questions and daring to NOT believe her, it's called reverse psychology or 419 deflection of truth. . .

whatever the reason it is her reason and the reason doesnt have to make sense to you

12 is too much

you want pedophile trophy?

they will fck your arse in jail

the jungle law if you want to play nice you will never eat the good part

whiteroses:
oh i'm not a zim basher my closest friends are shona & ndebele ppl m just tellin the truth n wat ive noticed, why dont people like the truth

read carefully i never covered any zim thing neither did i say you are lying

i only commented on thing about not understanding

hence i said even your own men dont understand you

xhosachoc:
Nothing to do with luck really just a guy showing what he is made of

thats the lucky on girl

deal_ordea:
I've always wondered what people consider average or hot looking Black Woman. What exactly is average? 100 Women can walk by me and I can pick out the hot ones but, not the average ones. Lets say on a scale of 1-10, 5 being average, who is average? Let's use celebs because everyone knows celebs! I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but, most people will come to the conclusion here, In the world of celebs, Omotola Ekinhinde is hot IMO, but I'll be damn If I could name an average looking female.

you know the phrase beauty is the eye of the beholder right

it is the same with average average is to your own taste

whiteroses:
at poster na zim you wan marry? lol i actually like them they cool but of them are sluts, we nigerian girls has this standard that people dont understand no i wont jump in bed with you and i'm not kinky and i dont do one night stand everyweek but this is what all my zim friend does and its a shame really cos as africans aids is real and we are all prone but the less you play the field be better you lessen the chance/ as long as you get protection keep going after sexy zim girls if ya want

girl pliz

your own men cant understand you

xhosachoc:
my most pleasurable and titillating moments have been with a Naija dude.So gentle,spontaneous,raw and wild at the same time.You never know what to expect.Very romantic and not afraid to show the sensitive side but oozes this confidence and power ,its all so mind blowing!I have to say if all Naija dudes are like this, they certainly know how to hit the spot.Im naijaddicted and its the most undescribable feeling borderline obsession!Any psychiatrists on call on NL?

then nigerian women would say, damn you lucky bastard

Euchena:
I loved and married an Anambra man and have had a very difficult time trying to figure out if he married me but is just not interested in being romantic. I've felt lonely lost and thrown away. If I had only known that Nigerian men are culturally just unable to show their feelings very well.
Now that I've read this article maybe I can better cope with this situation. I hope over time I can warm him up to being more attentive to me. If not I'll just have to resort to Igba N'Rira. I've been married only 16 months and he certainly is unromantic but has found the time to learn how to chase after a witchcraft loving Calabar harlot who knows he is a married man but persists in being a major pest in our lives. As an African American woman I have always loved the idea of marrying a educated ,tall and strong black man of West africa but I have been betrayed in every way. Talk about unromantic, disrespectful and unfaithful

Euchena

poor you

i hear that nigerian man are bossy