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HealthRe: That Mouth Blister Is NOT Malaria But Herpes Labialis- Nigerian Health Blog by zizman: 2:31pm On Jul 28, 2019
Finally ITS CAN BE TREATED EASILY WITH ACYCLOVIR CREAM eg VIREST OR Zoximax Cream..it will dry off easily
CelebritiesRe: G-wagon Okoro Blessing Showed Off Months Ago Is Also Not Hers by zizman: 7:35pm On May 27, 2019
She talk say legit pays...CEO of LEGIT RUNS ltd.

SportsRe: Tiger Woods Wins Masters Tournament - 1st Since 2005 by zizman: 9:19am On Apr 15, 2019
Its since 2008 o...misleading headline
Music/RadioRe: A Nairalander Released Her Single Please Rate Her Song by zizman(op): 4:10pm On Feb 16, 2019
beatcoins:
Good delivery, great song.
The effect on the rapper needs to sound more natural. Reduce effects on the rapper, too much reverb.
Thanks...it will be worked on
Music/RadioA Nairalander Released Her Single Please Rate Her Song by zizman(op): 3:59pm On Feb 16, 2019
A nairalander released her single titled LOKE her name is ASHABI

This is the download link
https://blackcardng.com/ashabi-loke/

Thank you

SportsRe: Professional Footballer For Nigeria: Victor Moses Changes Bio by zizman: 11:18pm On Jan 22, 2019
LETTER TO NFF

We No wan see Oga Moses for Team o....let him stay retired
He no follow qualify for the nation Cup..make those other guys wey suffer qualify go the tournament
One person no fit dey use yansh warm bench for London come wan gp tounament.

Yours Faithfully
A concerned Fan.

RomanceDo Guys Ever Say They Are Not In The Mood For Sex by zizman(op): 8:09am On Jan 10, 2019
It seems guys are everly red hot and ready....everytime u knock that door....they open....I wonder if they ever say No....its always them begging for sex and I can't even picture the other way round..because they don agree before it gets to the stage of the girl begging
SportsEgypt Won The Bid To Host 2019 Nation Cup by zizman(op): 12:30pm On Jan 08, 2019
The 2019 Africa Cup of Nations tournament will be staged in Egypt between June and July, this was confirmed by Caf on Tuesday
The Confederation of African Football (Caf) on Tuesday announced Egypt as the new hosts for the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations tournament.
Egypt submitted their bid alongside South Africa to host the finals after the rights were taken away from Cameroon late last year.
According to Caf, Cameroon was not ready to host a successful and expanded 24-team tournament.

Caf was expected to make an official announcement on Wednesday, but this was brought forward to Tuesday
While South African football fans were divided as to whether or not the country should bid for the tournament, the South African Football Association (Safa) never got the backing from the government which reportedly made it difficult for Caf to accept their bid.
BusinessRe: No Doll, Make Money This Year With Contract Importation by zizman: 12:33pm On Jan 04, 2019
Yes o..I'm .interested
PoliticsRe: Prophet Samuel Abiara: 'Pay Workers N30,000 Minimum Wage Now' by zizman: 10:24am On Jan 04, 2019
Govt go be like who be dis one again....
Better maintain ur church lane..

SportsCroatia Team Given Crowded Welcome In Zagreb (Photo) by zizman(op): 8:34am On Jul 19, 2018
A crowd of over 300,000 football supporters greeted the Croatian national team in Zagreb on Monday after they had won the silver medal at the World Cup in Russia.



About 110,000 ecstatic fans gathered in Zagreb's main square to welcome back their heroes and some 200,000 lined the entire 20-kilometre-long route from the airport to the city centre, according to police estimates.

The team touched down at Zagreb airport at 1522 hours and were greeted by the Majorettes, numerous fans and Croatian Air Force personnel with checkered MiG-21 fighter jets.

They then proceeded to the city centre in an open rooftop bus driven by two women drivers dressed in red-and-white checkered jerseys and decorated with Croatian flags. A helicopter displaying the Croatian flag was flying overhead.

Croatia's World Cup runners-up have returned home to a mass greeting in Bana Jelacica Square in Zagreb, a day after losing the World Cup final 4-2 against France.

Luka Modric and Co made it back as heroes after guiding Croatia to their best-ever finish at a World Cup, eclipsing their third-placed finish in 1998.

Thousands of fans packed into the square in Zagreb to try and get a glimpse of their heroes, who were scheduled to appear on stage to acknowledge their supporters on Monday afternoon.

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheapest 9mobile Data Valid For 3months by zizman: 4:46am On Jun 16, 2018
Just gt mine today....i been first think say scam until someone else told me abt it too
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos Of Lasisi Elenu, The Instagram Comedian by zizman: 3:17pm On Apr 07, 2018
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and every one's opinion,..shiiiiit!!!! I don forget wetin I wan talk sha
ComputersWhat Gaming Laptop Can One Buy For 100k by zizman(op): 9:55am On Jan 30, 2018
I hav a budget if 100k...but dnt know a low budget gaming laptop...computer guys...please help out
TV/MoviesRe: Some Funny Reactions On TSTV (pictures/quotes) by zizman: 7:51pm On Oct 02, 2017
Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Some Funny Reactions On TSTV (pictures/quotes) by zizman: 7:44pm On Oct 02, 2017
Dstv customer data base after 3 months of TSTV

TV/MoviesRe: Cabal Frustrates TSTV Launch In Nigeria, Threatens Its CEO, May Not Launch Oct 1 by zizman: 5:45pm On Sep 27, 2017
Oh no...How can the leaders of nigeria not want Nigeria to progress..wen we go to their country..they frustrate us with attacks then they come and lord over us here, den an indigenous company trying to rise is being opposed by Nigerians...
May better thunder strike dem...
PhonesThe Backwardness Of Iphone X In A Simple Picture by zizman(op): 12:52pm On Sep 20, 2017
This is why Samsung will keep being bae anyday

RomanceRe: Angry Wife Writes Epic Letter To Her Cheating Husband's Mistress by zizman(op): 10:07am On Sep 03, 2015
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RomanceAngry Wife Writes Epic Letter To Her Cheating Husband's Mistress by zizman(op): 10:06am On Sep 03, 2015
An angry wife who found out her husband was cheating wrote a letter to her husba

RomanceShould A Man Know His Wife Or Girlfriend's Past? by zizman(op): 12:03am On Jul 29, 2015
How do men feel when they know the woman they are marrying has a dirty past? Is it ok for a lady to tell her man graphic details of her past? Should a man try to know? Twice I have had had women tell me their pasts (out of love I guess) and it wasn't easy living with it. Is it just me or do men generally feel same?
PhonesRe: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by zizman: 10:54pm On Jul 19, 2015
Check dz out

CelebritiesMessi Asked For On-field Selfie By Jamaica Striker Brown by zizman(op): 5:20pm On Jun 21, 2015
Argentina star did not seem too pleased with his team's
1-0 victory over the Reggae Boyz at the Copa America on
Saturday, but his opponents were just happy to be near him

Lionel Messi must be used to being asked for selfies by
now, but maybe not by opposition players on the pitch just
moments after the final whistle.
Argentina beat Jamaica 1-0 on Saturday to claim top spot
in Group B at the Copa America but it seems the losers
were happier with the result than the winners.
Messi, who had already been asked for his shirt at half-
time, did not seem too pleased with the performance as he
walked from the field at the end of the match, but still took
time out to pose with Deshorn Brown after giving away his
second jersey of the game to Jobi McAnuff.
The Reggae Boyz, clearly, were just happy to be near the
Barcelona man.
Brown, who also has a selfie with Uruguay's Edinson
Cavani on his Instagram account, posted the picture online,
accompanied by the message: "Not the result we were
looking for, but I get to meet the best player in the world and it
was a great feeling to play against him!! Best of luck to Messi
and Argentina in the rest tournament!!

CelebritiesRe: Denrele And His Braids Stun In New Photos by zizman: 9:49pm On Apr 03, 2015
notjustok.com
PoliticsPDP Sharing Money To People For Vote(pix) by zizman(op): 8:35pm On Mar 24, 2015
Chai..corruption will never end

PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A "Brilliant Economist" !!! by zizman: 10:34am On Mar 24, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: Before You Cast Your Vote, Remember This...... by zizman: 10:33am On Mar 24, 2015
okk
RomanceFriendzone Tales by zizman(op): 1:48pm On Mar 13, 2015
New Year’s Eve...
I stood at his front door, like I did every year. It was our unwritten
tradition. When fireworks light the sky with twelve different colours, I
would ring his doorbell and wish him all the best for the year to come.
But this year was different. This year wasn’t just any year. This year was
the year I was going to tell him. Everything. I took a deep breath.
Adrenaline coursed through my body. I reached for the doorbell, quickly I
pulled back my hand. I wasn’t sure if it was the harmattan or my nerves,
but my body was shaking. “Tola, get it together.” I whispered to myself.
Again I reached for the doorbell. My finger trembled as I pressed the
buzzer briefly and folded my arm. For a moment I hoped no one heard
the buzzer, at least then I could say I tried without actually having to say
anything.
I was almost walking away when I saw his Mom cheerfully wave at me
through the front door glass. She knew about our tradition and had been
expecting me. Politely, she invited me to come inside. I shook my head
and asked if Bolu could come to the door. She gave me a puzzled look as
she shouted over her shoulder: “Bolu, your darling friend is at the door.”
Within seconds Bolu appeared. I smiled when I saw him and suddenly
didn’t feel cold anymore. I was hot, searing hot; I felt every trickle of
sweat that ran down my back. Bolu smiled back and stretched out his
hand that he had balled into a fist. Uneasy, I bumped his fist with mine.
“What’s up T-girl?” he said. I stood there wide-eyed, I opened my mouth,
but my words failed me. My mouth was dry, very dry. I swallowed a few
times. Bolu laughed, and pounded me with his fist on my shoulder. “You
look like you want to say something,'Oya' out with it.” I nodded. I did.
Like water pouring from a fountain, so came the words. Instantly every
feeling or thought I ever had came gushing out.
“I want to tell you that I like you. Like, I like-like you,” I stuttered, “…umm
not like a friend but more than a friend. I’ve liked you ever since I saw
you, ever since I knew you like…errrrrhhhhumm…Voltron just as much as I
do. I think about you every day, and every time you make figurine figures
with your hands and those swooshing sounds when you try to enactthe
lead character in Zorro. I can’t help but keep staring at your hands, and
how I’d always imagined how better they would look strumming a guitar.
Enough of my rambling, here’s the thing: I want you to know that I like
you, you know.” I took a quick breath. “Do you like me too?” I enquired,
looking longingly at him, hoping he responded positively. I forced a smile
on my face, but inside I felt like crying. I was frustrated. This wasn’t
exactly how I planned telling him. I had a more romantic version in my
head, something like: “You’re the finest work of art I’ve ever seen, and I
would love to have you in my gallery for all time.” That may have
sounded so much better instead of telling him… Okay, I blew it. I knew I
had. He stood there, silently watching me. He looked up, and all I saw
was a quizzical look on his face. He was brooding, seemingly searching
for the right words to say, yet he was quiet for what felt like forever.
“Well?” I asked, still cherishing a little bit of hope. Slowly he opened his
mouth. I heard footsteps in the hallway. He needed to say something
now! But before he could a girl appeared behind him.
“Are you coming back in, sweetie?” she said, hugging him from behind.
She gave me a friendly smile as she looked my way and said a curt 'Hi'. I
looked at her, and then at Bolu whose mouth was still half open. I looked
at her once more and before they could see the tears running down my
face I turned around and, without saying a word, I ran.
It was my own fault. I must have known I was in the friend zone. Bolu
had always called me“buddy”, had always been interested in my
girlfriends and even dated some of them. He always confided in me
about his troubles with them… Now I know what I am -- 'T-girl Bolu's
buddy'. But now I know better. He was never going to be interested in
being more than friends. Yeah, nothing more than friends. Just friends. I
never want to experience that ever again.
No one should, I thought, as I arrived at my Deji’s house. If there was
anyone I could turn to now it was Deji. He is my friend. He understands
me, he listens, and I can confide in him every time I have any kind of
trouble or needed a male perspective on my dating life. As I blurted out
the Bolu episode, he nodded understandingly, patted me on the back, and
every now and then he squeezed in a hug. He gasped on cue, and
convinced me that Bolu wasn’t right for me anyway. With teary eyes I
stared at him, and, knowing he always had my back, I thought perhaps he
was right. He smiled kindly, as he took my hands in his and I felt the
gentle squeeze.
“You know,” he said, with a serious expression on his face.
“I’m always here for you. Every time. Anytime. Always.
I smiled, untangling my hands from his, and placing them on his
shoulders. I tilted my head.
“I know. That’s why you’re my best friend.”
........... ......... ......... ........ .......
Rayo and Ray are very good friends. At work all their colleagues know
them and tease them about being the perfect couple. Ray obviously is
very interested in Rayo as he always hangs around her, takes her for
lunch and drops her off at her bus stop after work everyday...but they are
just 'good friends'.
The fact is that Rayo sees him strictly as a very close pal- One she's very
comfortable with and feels safe around. Several times she's told him
'Ray, you are an awesome fellow, a great guy. Any lady will be lucky to
have you, but I just don't like you in that way...I wish I could find me a
nice guy just like you'
This is how Ray interprets what she says- it's like going for a job
interview and the company saying 'You have a great resume, you have all
the qualifications we need but we won't hire you. We will however use
your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. We will
hire someone less qualified than you. If he doesn't work out, we'll hire
someone else but we will never hire you. We will call you from time to
time to complain about the person we hired'
.......... .......... .......... .......... ..........
For the record, 'Friend Zone' in popular culture refers to a relationship in
which one part desires more from the relationship but the other doesn't.
The desired party continues however to participate in a platonic way but
does not requite or respond appropriately to the advances or affection of
the desiring party.
At the core of it, all human relationships and associations are simply
social exchanges. People initiate unconsciously and without any
discussions give-and-take agreements.
All good relationships are built from mutually-satisfying social exchanges,
so being relegated to the friend zone could hurt the emotions deeply.
Having said all that let's talk about real issues- I'm thinking why do
people get friend zoned? Why do people friend zone others? There are
two key things that determines how a relationship plays out- Chemistry
(attraction) and Compatibility(Attachment).
By chemistry or attraction, I mean that emotional appeal, allure and the
motivation (usually interpreted as a romantic feel) to pursue and explore
the possibilities of being with a partner while attachment or compatibility
in the simplest sense refers to special feelings of bonding, fondness and
pleasure when in the company of the other party.
To build a healthy relationship you need a good dose of both chemistry
and compatibility in the right proportions. Chemistry without Compatibility
is friends-with-benefits; Compatibility without Chemistry is Friend-Zone.
It's my firm conviction however that compatibility is a better ground for
grooming healthy relationships than chemistry. If you feel compatible
with someone, you can develop chemistry over time.
This piece is written with the assumption that you're in the dating game
with a goal- to find a life partner not just playing the game for the fun of
it. You see, just a few months into marriage, the common experience is
that the digestive enzymes will have succeeded at killing the butterflies
in your tommy but you rarely stop being friends with your friend! As such
'chemistry' is very bad material to build a foundation for your marriage.
What keeps healthy marriages going strong is that the couples are
friends. Eventually you'd find out that the best advice is to marry your
friend.
Obviously I know I may have oversimplified it as other factors do play a
part but that's the plain truth.
Before and even after the courtship starts, it important that both
individuals involved strive to build a firm base of friendship. You don't
build friendship by going always to the movies, buying expensive gifts
always, taking her out etc. These all have their place but spending quality
time together is primary. Make good use of instant messaging facilities
available now. Communicate a lot. Talk a lot. And then talk a lot more.
Friendship is built by communication.
A major error made by most people is to put the physical and sexual part
ahead of the relational. Emotions cloud logical reasoning and ultimately
makes open and honest communication impossible. If you hope to build
a long-term relationship that eventually culminates in a happy home then
you must put premium on the relational- place heavy priority on open,
honest and on-going communication.
In my next post, I'd talk about why people get friend zoned and how to
find true love. Then in my subsequent posts I'd talk about
'communication' and becoming better communicators both in your
relationships as singles and as married couples

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CelebritiesEtcetera Comes For Celebs Says They Own N200m Homes In Their Dreams by zizman(op): 7:29pm On Feb 28, 2015
Etcetera is relentless. No matter how many times he's slammed by
celebs, he still comes for them. This time around he came for
Oritsefemi and his N200m new home which he says he owns in his
dreams..lol. He also came for Iyanya, D'banj, and Wizkid and their
multi million Naira Lekki homes that don't exist. This Etcetera eh..lol.
Read below...
Again, I’m going to go out on a limb here to talk on a subject that may
not be very popular or nice to Nigerian celebs, especially the guilty
ones. I have said it severally that just because someone is a celebrity
doesn’t mean they are smart. They may have a talent or skill but many
of them are not smart especially when it involves their finances. The
old saying, “your lies will come back to haunt you” has never been
more true than the recent cases of D’banj, Iyanya and Wizkid who are
being kicked out of their homes after lying they owned the properties.
The residents of blogosphere boulevard were stunned when the news
broke that D’banj got an eviction notice from his landlord and was
also said to be highly indebted. Yes, it is hard to believe that someone
of D’banj’s status could actually be thrown out of his house. But for
those who know that the Nigerian entertainment industry is built on
lies and more lies, it didn’t come as a surprise or a case of a cranky
landlord. Entertainers are well rehearsed liars. They are not what they
make you believe they are. Even the upcoming artist with just one
song on radio issues a press release that they’ve bought a mansion in
Lekki Phase One and a Range Sport SUV?
There was a time when it was strongly whispered that Don Jazzy and
his crew owned Club Jonzing until the truth came out. You must have
also heard that D’banj owns Koko Lounge. My brothers and sisters in
habit of believing everything you hear, I wish you all knew how your
favourite celebs laugh in their closet seeing you swallow the lies like
fufu and draw soup. Let me give an example of how some artistes can
be terrible liars, we were on a tour of five Nigerian cities with
Basketmouth and his then Humour Unlimited monthly show sponsored
by BAT. When we got to Enugu, a certain artiste was snoring like a
broken trailer exhaust pipe in the bus on our way from the event centre
to the hotel. I tapped him hoping to stir him up to reduce his noise but
I was shocked when he woke up immediately swearing that he wasn’t
snoring, that he was only trying to get our reaction. Our reaction? After
snoring for about 20 minutes with a trail of saliva from one corner of
his mouth to his shirt collar! O’boy some people can lie in Africa.
Did you hear it on breaking news when Iyanya bought a house in his
dreams? His management must have thought it was a fantastic promo
strategy then. If only they knew that not far into the future, Iyanya
would be dragged by his balls across the floor of the internet, and that
his aggrieved brother would take to twitter to inform everyone that
Iyanya had been evicted (not from Project shame) from his dream
mansion. Yes, it is double wahala for deadi-bodi and the owner of
deadi-bodi but won’t it be tripple wahala for Oritsefemi and his
management when fans eventually discovered that the N200m
mansion he purportedly bought some months back was actually
bought in his dreams and not in the real world? How much does he
charge per gig and how long has he been playing these gigs to be able
to afford a mansion of that amount? Isn’t it wonderful how naija
entertainers think their fans and everyone else is shallow and gullible?
Common sense should tell every artiste that these lies won’t achieve
anything but hurt their careers in the long run when the truth is
eventually revealed. Like it was revealed this week that Wizkid’s car
hasn’t been paid for. True, some naija musicians make a lot of money,
but not the kind of money they want you to believe. Does Oritsefemi
look the part of a N200m house owner even with all his body cream?
The telco brand ambassadors who are being coerced into lying about
their endorsement fees can’t make such a preposterous claim not to
talk of someone with no endorsement deal.
I shivered when I saw in some blogs over the week that Genevieve just
bought a house in Ghana for a whopping $4m. This will go down as
the grandmother of all lies told so far. Genny baybay, you should have
asked yourself if there’s any house worth $4m in the whole of Ghana,
except you bought the Ghana National Theatre which by the way may
not be worth $4m. These lies are getting dumber by the day. The
worst thing that can happen to any man is believing his own lies.
If we had a system where entertainers are taxed for their acquisitions,
the ridiculous and unnecessary lies will stop. They will speak the truth
and nothing but the truth or so help them God.

source: http://lindaikeji..com/2015/02/etcetera-comes-for-celebs-in-new.html

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