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Politics › Re: Adamu Garba Visits Babangida, Seeks Blessing by zomby(m): 6:22am On Feb 18, 2022
VIKTO83:
I told people that IBB endorses anyone that comes to his house. In fact he had recently endorsed his driver too
The big question is: why do these people continue to go to IBB’s house for an endorsement?
Even sai baba also paid him a visit before he was elected.

There is definitely something that an average Nigerian doesn’t know
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba Visits Babangida, Seeks Blessing by zomby(m): 6:18am On Feb 18, 2022
I must confess that there is something super special about IBB that isn’t visible to most Nigerians. Regardless of what folks say, the man continues to maintain one of the current most powerful Nigeria.
He doesn’t say much, he doesn’t flex at all, but at the end of the day the true owners of Nigeria know who or where their master is located.

No leader (current or past) that can match the undercover power/ relevance of IBB in Nigeria today.
Crime › Re: "I Bought A Human Head For N20,000" - Ritualist Confesses (Photo, Video) by zomby(m): 9:22pm On Feb 17, 2022
amuwo1980:
You are the worst of the earth and unaware of the evil you spouts everywhere , all along the west africa and even among the african Americans your evil snake like ways are known , now it is harvesting human flesh , I wonder what it would have been like if this was happening in the east , damn how did God create such soulless wicked unrepentant heathens
What are you talking about dude?
Crime › Re: "I Bought A Human Head For N20,000" - Ritualist Confesses (Photo, Video) by zomby(m):
amuwo1980:
It is you afons
Here comes the flat heads; they hate the Hausas, they hate on the Yorubas and then turn around and kill their own brother. Your hatred is the invincible obstacle that you and your brothers will nurture for the rest of your hateful lives.

No respect for the flat heads
Travel › Re: Nigerians Who Left America And Moved Back To Nigeria, Do You Regret It? by zomby(m): 2:22pm On Feb 17, 2022
Yes, Nigeria is a useless country where nothing makes sense, but yet some will do anything to relocate to Nigeria and stay.

One must not discourage anyone that wants to relocate from the USA, as the move is not for everyone; it is a perfect spot for some, while it remains a miserable jungle for others.
But for sure, if the security is intact and the medical system is up to standard, I believe more Nigerians will be motivated to relocate without any hesitation.

In a nutshell, the Nigerians that relocated with no regret are mostly from wealthy families with super connections; you can't expect to relocate from the USA and live in Ikorodu or Oshodi to sell provisions...It isn't going to WORK!
Crime › Re: "I Bought A Human Head For N20,000" - Ritualist Confesses (Photo, Video) by zomby(m): 1:44pm On Feb 17, 2022
An average size goat for asun meat costs between 30k and 60k, human head cost 20k... This is unbelievable. We are in trouble in Nigeria, we need Jesus.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Seeking For Divorce And She Is Crying by zomby(m): 2:23pm On Feb 11, 2022
Abusadiqworld:
Pls understand the people story before you condemn them.
How do you expect folks to understand a senseless story that has no legs? Abeg, ask your friend to carry his legless story to his village people.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Seeking For Divorce And She Is Crying by zomby(m):
tankoagaie:
She is just crying and demanding for a divorce and as a Muslim, she don't have right to divorce me unless she go to court of law, and I just realized that she is hiding something, that the dicission is not from her because she can't be crying while seeking for a divorce and nothing is wrong between us.

So I questioned her and she later told me that it is her mom that want her to go out of my house because she (mom) will never be happy with her until she breaks the marriage and she can not bear the pressure because she can not even sleep nor eat,

So please advice.
Your story lacks key info and extremely weak, for this reason you may not get a constructive advise on this platform.

1. Is there any reasons why her mother hates you so much?
2. Are you handling your responsibilities like a man?
3. Who is the breadwinner, you or your wife?
4. Are you also a Muslim?
5. Do you have any kids?
6. How many wives do you have?
7. Do you plan to have more wives?
8. Where are your parents? Have you notified your parents?
9. Are you an abusive husband?
10. Do you get along with your wife's family?

Without answering these questions, you will be wasting your time seeking for any advise..

But I must confess that based on the tinny info you have given, there is more that you don't want to reveal...which means your wife's mother may be doing what is right to protect her daughter...Just my opinion (most mothers want a happy home for their daughters... they just don't hate their son in-law for no reason).

Good luck!
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku’s Associates Write PDP, Say Only Ex-VP Can Win Presidential Election by zomby(m): 9:19pm On Feb 10, 2022
Fahdiga:
At the end you said nothing
I’m sure that ur people heard me loud and clear..
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku’s Associates Write PDP, Say Only Ex-VP Can Win Presidential Election by zomby(m): 1:37pm On Feb 10, 2022
hisexcellency34:
By Temidayo Akinsuyi


https://independent.ng/2023-presidency-atikus-associates-write-pdp-say-only-ex-vp-can-win-election-for-party/
As usual, PDP members are blind and confused!
When you do the same old sh1t, you must expect the same sh1ty outcome. Atiku will never lead Nigeria.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku’s Associates Write PDP, Say Only Ex-VP Can Win Presidential Election by zomby(m): 1:34pm On Feb 10, 2022
Fahdiga:
Atiku should stop wasting his loot and go back to Cameroon. Nigerians has unanimously accepted that an Igbo man should lead them in 2023
Nigerians have unanimously accepted that an Igbo man should lead who? Dude, stay off drugs!

As long as Igbo people continue to be unfaithful or disloyal to each other, an Igbo man will never lead this nation (learn how to clean your houses before trying to clean the street).

Too greedy
Too self centered
Too blind
Too disorganized
Too weak and
Too hungry too lead
Romance › Re: My Mum Is Against My Relationship by zomby(m): 2:14pm On Feb 09, 2022
Kate999:
I have been in a serious relationship with a guy for 7 years, last year I formally introduced him to my parents. We want to start the marriage arrangements this year but my mum has bluntly refused my fiancée, her excuse is that the guy is not presentable due to his slender physique and she feels that I will be maltreated by the guy once we get married.

I know this guy too well and he cares for me a lot and has never raised his hands on me. My mum has insisted that if I go on with the my wedding plans she will disown me and place a curse on me.

What baffles me is that she has never seen this guy in person, they have only talked on the phone, she just made her judgement via phone calls and photographs.

I really want to fight for what I love but both my parents have refused to respect my decision.
Due to his slender physique and she feels that I will be maltreated by the guy once we get married? What does this even mean?
I don't want to say that something is wrong with your parents, because your story doesn't make any sense. May be you should give more info

Last year I formally introduced him to my parents.
Furthermore, you indicated that you have dated a dude for 7 years and he's now just meeting your parents? There is something wrong with your story; nothing makes sense.

What baffles me is that she has never seen this guy in person, they have only talked on the phone
I thought you said you formally introduced him to your parents last year? How? video call? Zoom meeting?
There is absolutely no sense here.
Romance › Re: Another Man Has Gone To See The Parent Of My Wife To Be. by zomby(m): 12:57pm On Feb 09, 2022
horhizah:
I didn't read the story because of how muddled up it is. Please try and add paragraphs to subsequent write-ups, they encourage people to read and maintain good eye sight.

Meanwhile what's the new trend about apologising in advance about bad grammar? It has become too much and I know it is to avoid criticism, but how do we grow if we don't get criticised?
Hello Ms Grammar, this type of platform is for all kinds of folks from different areas to share their stories or information and learn; it is not an online college platform. For this reason, I don't see any reasons why anyone (mostly an empty entity) should come here to judge others. Read and understand the d@mn content to the best of your tinny ability or move on.

May be it isn't a bad idea for you to go ahead and rewrite his story for me. What a ButtHead!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by zomby(m): 12:46pm On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.
It is obvious that she doesn't only love this other dude, but also prefers him... For this reason, you have done what is right except for collecting the iPhone; making such a move shows immaturity and bitterness, which may create a mental obstacle for you to move on to greater and better things.
You should have simply moved on and let her keep the iPhone forever.
Family › Re: Please Advice! I’m Having Multiple Issues With My Marriage by zomby(m): 12:00pm On Feb 08, 2022
Lasunray01:
Good day nairalanders. My first time post in 5yrs.

Will try to summarize the issues and seek sincere advise please.

I’ve been married before but got divorced within a year due to genotype issues(it’s a long story). So I remarried 2yrs after and with a child now, and that’s where my issues started from.

I know I have some bad sides too which I’m trying to change, which is flirting with single ladies, and this has caused multiple fight with my wife.

Whenever we have this fights, not physical, just verbal, but in her anger she breaks virtually anything around, cups, laptop, speakers etc. she can be madly angry. I’ve warned, petted her severally to desist from this act especially infront of our kid...but she won’t. It’s getting worse by the day. Now she reports me with blackmail to her parents and friends making me feel I’m the worst husband in the universe, calling me unprintable names. Calling me weak cos I don’t beat.

Now the advice I seek, we are planning to relocate as a family abroad this year, but I’m really scared. I can actually go alone, but would prefer we all go together since I have the means. But I’m scared if I won’t regret my actions to take her along with this her character. What if I get jailed or lose custody of our child abroad, because she’s a master in blackmail. She can turn simple issue overboard.


Sorry for the long epistle. Just had to pour out my mind. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

Thank you
The only root of the issue you have listed here is from your flirting bad habit. So, why don’t you just stop flirting?
You are the problem and the reason why your wife consistently loses control, so just stop the rubbish and embrace a happy home.

If you treat your wife with love and respect, you have absolutely nothing to worry about living in a foreign country with your family. Leaving them behind is not only childish, but also fooolish…which you may end up regretting today or tomorrow.

I’m sure you will lose your mind if your wife is constantly flirting with RICH SINGLE HANDSOME GUYS.
Just man up, stop the flirting, embrace your wife and give her the respect she deserves.

Good luck!
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Have Baby Face. I'm Sexy, Talented & I Have Money by zomby(m): 11:05am On Feb 08, 2022
CaptainMitch:
And she sabi moan and do sextape.
She forgot to add her nickname to her profile,
Ms Animashaun (translation: she is extremely generous with her flower $&@#%)
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Have Baby Face. I'm Sexy, Talented & I Have Money by zomby(m): 11:01am On Feb 08, 2022
jaybenugo:
Popular Nigerian singer and songwriter, Tiwa Savage, on Sunday boasted about how young she looked for her age, adding that she has a ‘baby face’, IGBERETV reports.

Savage, who turned 42 on Saturday, stated this on her Instagram story, as she shared a picture of herself.

She also boasted about her other qualities. She added that she was also sexy, and prided herself for having talent, a good heart, and money.

Referring to the picture she shared, the mother-of-one wrote,



See screenshot of post below:

https://igberetvnews.com/1414161/baby-face-dont-look-age-tiwa-savage/
And you also screw small street boys and video tape the action.
Nah, madam, it isn’t always about what you look like or the size of your pocket, but all about your state of mind and how you comport yourself, both in private and in public

I pass!
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Can Dele Momodu Get The PDP Ticket? by zomby(m):
Freelancer247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXFmK_bF2CY
Question: Can Dele monodu get the PDP ticket?

Answer: Give me a break!
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Will Defeat Tinubu As APC Candidate If PDP Fields Me by zomby(m): 8:14am On Feb 05, 2022
ayindejimmy:
https://punchng.com/id-defeat-tinubu-as-apc-candidate-if-pdp-fields-me-fayose/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social
Instead, Fayose, who said he might consider joining the 2023 presidential race, boasted that should the People Democratic Party pick him as presidential candidate and Tinubu gets the APC ticket, he would trounce the former Lagos governor at the polls.
Fayose added that Nigerians would be doomed if they fail to replace the APC with the PDP in Aso Rock come 2023.


What a blooody clown!

I would rather vote for Buhari for 3rd term to see a confused area boy like Fayose to lead this nation.
Family › Re: I Caught My Brother’s Wife Having Sex With Another Man In Their Sitting Room by zomby(m): 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2022
ebukajay184:
Man Seeks Advice After Catching Brother’s Wife In Her Matrimonial Bed With Another Man

A young man took to Twitter to seek advice on whether or not to inform his brother after catching his brother’s wife on her matrimonial bed with another man, IGBERETV reports.

The Twitter user identified as @Khan_dave7 who visited his brother’s house unannounced, walked in to meet his wife cheating on him.

He wrote;



https://twitter.com/Khan_dave7/status/1488800106543464455?t=evYydso8pal2oZwB3cz0Qg&s=19

Reacting to his post, some Twitter users advised him to inform his brother while some others advised him against informing his brother. Read below.
Your brother’s wife is a lowlife, doing nothing about the situation will further create a situation you may end up regretting.
If you don’t have the balls to notify your brother, inform your parents or other family members that have the right wisdom to handle the situation. But something has to be done.
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m):
Arewa1stSon:
Them Don come again with their hate and Envy...

Dangote motors has come to stay... Innoson should sit up.

Most Igbos will blindly defend Innoson but how many prioritise using the vehicle??


can you people seriously argue that the brand has not done as well as it can because value-loving Nigerians will be prejudiced against their own pocket in favour of ethnocentric discrimination against Innoson?

Or is the truth that Innoson cars are crap Nigerians are not interested in?



Dangote is here to stay, more capacity Baba ALIKO!!
Of course, Dangote is here to stay. The man is a serious Nigerian business man and not just a money missed road local champion. He knows how to rub shoulders with the top guys and completely understands the importance of government involvement.

How many Igbo people are driving Innoson cars today in Nigeria? How many Igbo leaders are embracing Innoson cars?
0 + 0 = 0
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m): 12:46pm On Feb 04, 2022
AheadMarket:
His wealth is government aided. Dangote might not be able to compete in a sane economy
What about Bill Gates wealth?

Serious business men understand the importance of working with the government; if you're willing to be reasonable and get everyone involved, you will get the support from any sane government.
That is what uncle Innoson is yet to understand.
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m): 12:38pm On Feb 04, 2022
flokii:
This is more like it.. where is oga Innoson, let him come and see what an ideal assembly plant should look like not like his own that looks like a mechanic/welder workshop calling it manufacturing plant.
Where is Innoson?

Answer:
Greed!
Self centered!
Lack of mission!
Lack of unity!
Lack of wisdom!
And a typical flat head mentality or method of operation!
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m):
MEGAWATCH:
Dangote .....Northerner

Innoson....... Easterner

When will a Yoruba start producing his own?

Bad blood will kill Yoruba people.
Here comes the flat heads!!!
Nothing makes these people happy; they hate the Hausas this week, hate on the Yorubas next week and then kill their own brothers the following week.
Even if the president of Nigeria is from Enugu, the flat head brothers will still be crying... I guess some people are simply built to cry.
Their hatred of all things and lack of unity among themselves are the main reason why they get no respect from anywhere...and this will remain so till the end of time.
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m):
deavicky:
Why the motto them get different logos?. One na Howo the other Peugeot.
I guess it is a multi car assembling plant...and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Howo is a Chinese company that mostly specializes in Cargo and Dump trucks, while Peugeot is a French car.

What is important here is providing quality service by putting together reliable cars/ trucks, treating employees like human beings and continue to provide employment opportunities to all Nigerians in the North, South, East and West.
Autos › Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by zomby(m): 12:07pm On Feb 04, 2022
Arewa1stSon:
Inside Dangote multi Billion naira assembling plant.
This is a big deal.

Bravo!
Romance › Re: How Waist Bead Caused Fight Between My Girlfriend And I by zomby(m): 2:50pm On Feb 03, 2022
300whitewolves:
Waist beads are always a turn off for me anytime I see them though my babe and I never discussed something like that.

Last week as we were gisting she told me she wanted to buy a waist bead from a friend of hers, as soon as she said it I just didn't feel happy about it, she was just smiling and talking about how she is going to look good in the waist bead, how she will turn me on and all but sincerely, I was just irritated cos I don't like it as a result of the perception I have.

She later got it and I intentionally didn't ask her about it, she showed me but my compliment for the waist bead was shallow, she expected me to rave over it, comment well and all but mehn it was a big and huge turn off for me, that's how she got angry and all and decided to give me attitude and not pick my calls again.
The only advise for you is to calm down, discover a way to reach her and iron things out.
And then get a matching beads of your own. See how she feels.
Romance › Re: How Waist Bead Caused Fight Between My Girlfriend And I by zomby(m):
300whitewolves:
Waist beads are always a turn off for me anytime I see them though my babe and I never discussed something like that.

Last week as we were gisting she told me she wanted to buy a waist bead from a friend of hers, as soon as she said it I just didn't feel happy about it, she was just smiling and talking about how she is going to look good in the waist bead, how she will turn me on and all but sincerely, I was just irritated cos I don't like it as a result of the perception I have.

She later got it and I intentionally didn't ask her about it, she showed me but my compliment for the waist bead was shallow, she expected me to rave over it, comment well and all but mehn it was a big and huge turn off for me, that's how she got angry and all and decided to give me attitude and not pick my calls again.
Na wah o!
I guess, it is true that one man's trash is another man's Diamond.
For me, there is nothing better than a fine girl with a big @@@ss, small waist and a WAIST BEAD...I will do just about anything to make her smile as much as possible.
Politics › Re: Atiku Visits Former President IBB In Minna (Photo) by zomby(m): 4:12am On Feb 02, 2022
Pogba12:
Hope future politicians extend same courtesy to Buhari after he leaves office.
That will never happen; you can’t compare a LION to a common street goat that eats newspaper.

Without a doubt, IBB fumbled big time during his time, but nevertheless the man remains the smartest, the most charismatic, the most respected and the most polished leader in Nigeria today. Even Buhari visited him 8 yrs ago before he was elected.

Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Okorocha: Buhari Does Not Believe In Igbo Presidency - Reno Omokri by zomby(m): 1:31pm On Feb 01, 2022
obailala:
Reno and his divisive online manipulation of light brained people. This time the game is to knock the heads of Igbos.

2 seconds ago, Reno was knocking the head of Okorocha. 2 seconds later, Okorocha is charged by efcc, the same Reno man comes out to knock buhari for the efcc charges.
Just a few weeks ago, na the same boy called reno who publicly asked Nigerians to vote for Atiku.
What a confused sycophant
Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Okorocha: Buhari Does Not Believe In Igbo Presidency - Reno Omokri by zomby(m): 12:45pm On Feb 01, 2022
blazetitov:
This guy will never have common sense.

Everything is now Tinubu.

Tinubu has been in the opposition since 1999 and left office since 2007. What has EFCC been doing if they have anything on him? All these beer parlor talk won't win elections.

SMH for gullible folks who follow him on social Media.
Tinubu has been hiding inside the heads of all the igbo people for many years, they just can’t get the man out of their flat heads. And that may be the main reason why Tinubu May end up winning the presidential election.

If it’s not tinubu it will be the Biafra, if it’s not Biafra it will be the oil, if it’s not the oil it will be the Yoruba people, and if it’s not the Yorubas it will be the Hausas…May be it isn’t a bad idea for these people to start looking in the mirror. Even if our next president is from Enugu, the Igbo people will still not be happy.

I still believe that their senseless noise and hatred of all things will be the catalyst that will give Tinubu the presidential election victory
Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Okorocha: Buhari Does Not Believe In Igbo Presidency - Reno Omokri by zomby(m): 12:27pm On Feb 01, 2022

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