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Politics › Re: Buhari: I won't mention the name of my Preferred Successor, he may Be Eliminated by zomby(m): 10:33pm On Jan 05, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Not Osibanjo

Far from it .
The blood suckers/ recycled mentally sick leaders around the country can never support an entity like Oshibajo.
99% of our leaders can’t eat or steal or have their ways if there is a sound system and things are going well in the country… For this reason, don’t expect majority of these blood suckers to support Oshibajo…The man is simply too bright, too real and too different from these foools.
But God is in control, at the end of the day, Oshibajo will be our next president.

Mark it down!
Politics › Re: Buhari: I won't mention the name of my Preferred Successor, he may Be Eliminated by zomby(m):
What a despicable irresponsible statement from a bloody foool!
Anyone that needs your endorsement to become our next president is mad.

There is nothing any Nigerian should want from this useless, heartless confused human being.
Nigerians will surely make their choice without your involvement…Inshallah!

You can go straight to helll and stay there!
You know who you are, mr. BlockHead!
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigerians Have Better Values Than US, Europeans; Crimes More There by zomby(m): 2:13pm On Jan 04, 2022
Islie:
Nigerians have better values than Americans, Europeans; crimes more common abroad: Lai Mohammed



https://gazettengr.com/nigerians-have-better-values-than-americans-europeans-crimes-more-common-abroad-lai-mohammed/
I heard a rumor that Lai mohammed has a very bad mouth odor…I think the rumor is confirmed, as everything that comes out of his mouth smells horribly.

The difference between us/ Europe and Nigeria is, there is a system that works and a bunch of competent dedicated leaders that work each and everyday to make things better in USA and Europe…on the other hand, the great Nigeria is blessed with useless/ heartless leaders with severe mental illness.

I honestly believe that things will be better only if Lai mohammed simply keeps his odoriferous mouth shut.
Stop insulting Nigerians intelligence!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Buys New Car For His Barber by zomby(m): 5:51am On Jan 02, 2022
Ok… I thought this pastor was banned or fired or demotedhuh What’s going on here??
Politics › Re: Imoh Umoren: "I’ve Seen More Homeless People In New York Than In Lagos by zomby(m): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2021
louqas:
You can never see a man that has 2020 toyota in Nigeria queue up for food stamp....never
The reason is simple....the american got the car on loan.... the nigerian most likely paid for it..such a person is most times buoyant enough not to need a food stamp.
This is so because the system in America works, while we are yet to discover a system in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Imoh Umoren: "I’ve Seen More Homeless People In New York Than In Lagos by zomby(m): 7:34am On Dec 31, 2021
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1410791/ive-seen-homeless-people-new-york-lagos-filmmaker-imoh-umoren/
First, the cause of homelessness in NY is mostly because of drug abuse and mental illness
Second, homeless folks in NY have the choice to check into various shelters around the city area
Finally, it makes absolutely no sense to attempt to compare anything in Nigeria to anything in the United States of America; please do not give our useless leaders a free pass.

Absolutely nothing in Nigeria makes sense.
Politics › Re: Isaac Fayose To Femi Fani-Kayode: Give The Kids To Their Mum To Take Care Of by zomby(m):
revolt:
Hu is this fool...?... the mama that's a slay mama that'll still use money you give her to hire nanny and go out to flex.... all these otus spreading this useless propaganda that no one can take care of kids only mother. But then open their mouth to say support with cash.... oh well I forgot.. they were probably badtards born out of wedlock.
A real man will simply release the kids to their mom and do all his best to support them.
It is irresponsible to take four kids away from their mom…as there is nobody else on this planet that has the capability to replace a mother. IYA NI WURA.
These 4 kids will never forgive FFK for taking away the priceless motherly love that every kid needs.
As a sensible parent, you do not ever use your kids as a weapon against the other parent…because at the end of the day, the kids are the ones and the only ones that suffer.
The best FFK can do is to simply close his eyes and release the kids with conditions…But I doubt it if he’s matured enough to make such a move.

LET THE CHILDREN GO!
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As US-Based Fiancé Dumps Her For Her Bestie A Week To Wedding by zomby(m): 11:20pm On Dec 29, 2021
NwekeUG:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYEmR8ord7v/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
No need to cry, just thank God for rescuing you from a worthless mess.
If a dude could leave you for your best friend, it means the dude and your best friend are worthless…So why cry for such a bunch of despicable human beings?

Do you really think they will be happy together?
As long as you did nothing wrong to deserve such a treatment, they can’t be happy together…A tire (or tyre) has a round shape; what goes around also comes around…It is a matter of time for the dude to also leave your best friend for another random chick.
Instead of crying, get yourself together and keep it moving; there is someone special that belongs to you out there.

It is well.
Culture › Re: Prophetess Naomi Silekunola Divorces Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by zomby(m):
bestofnollywood:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-queen-naomi-silekunola-announces-divorce-from-ooni-of-ife-explains-reasons/%3famp
Wow!
This is not a good news.

This is wife number 3 for the Ooni of Ife. It can no longer be the wives fault. This may be a perfect moment for the HRH to take a break and do a complete self evaluation.

According to the wife#3, she tried her best, but the monarch’s public identity is at variance with her true self…I’m sorry to say that if the king truly cared he should have discovered and established a method of operation to protect his Queen and make her super comfortable.

As much as I admire this king, it’s time for him to discover why these wives refused to stay. He may need to seek advice from iku yeye baba of Oyo.
Again, not a good news for the Ife people and the entire Nigerians.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by zomby(m): 4:58am On Dec 21, 2021
oyatz:
Tinubu is far better than Atiku sir
This is correct.
But Nigerians move come together and move away from all these blood suckers.
On the other hand, Remo can go straight to hell and stay there.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by zomby(m): 3:07am On Dec 21, 2021
infogeneral:
If Remo really wants this country to move forward he would never support recycling the old politicians.
Remo just like the rest of the blood suckers only cares about what is there for him and his family to gain.
This is why I still feel that our issues in Nigeria are far more than just the recycled old politicians, as the young politicians and the young activists wanna be are also empty headed with absolutely nothing to offer.
It is all about you chop and I chop.

I hope Remo does something sensible with his Xmas gift from Atiku.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by zomby(m): 1:56am On Dec 21, 2021
May God punish anyone that recommends APC or PDP.
These 2 parties have sucked the blood of Nigeria and Nigerians for too long…it’s time for Nigerians to step up and discover a better way forward. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by zomby(m): 1:53am On Dec 21, 2021
Forget basic common sense or a true patriotism, it is all about WHAT IS THERE FOR ME TO GAIN.
I never have any love or respect for this fraud called reno omokri. The dude comes across as a Nigerian sensational, but the truth is, he’s as empty as the rest; he has absolutely nothing to offer.
I see no need for anyone to entertain this fool, please let him go to hell and stay there.
Celebrities › Re: Jamil Surprises Mum, Tiwa Savage, During Stage Performance by zomby(m): 1:59pm On Dec 19, 2021
Very cute, May God bless Jamil, but that doesn’t look like a surprise. May I say it looks more like a show?
Tiwa savage continues to exhibit desperation on another level. Only God knows why she seeks for all kinds of attention so badly.

May be madam should just chill and simply allow talent to shine…
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Docked Over 'Forgery Of Medical Report' by zomby(m):
FFK may need to quickly realize that his method of operation never produces an everlasting friendship or relationship. This is why this dude will continue to fall until the ground opens up and swallow him.
He couldn’t survive with the PDP and the APC also doesn’t want him around…furthermore, the Yoruba never really accepted him, the Hausas hate him like sh1t and the Igbos have completed using him. As a result of all these shenanigans FFK has become a joke and an irrelevant commodity that nobody wants (his wives and children included).

Lesson of the day:
It doesn’t pay to be an unreliable house rat or a confused snake; good name is better than diamonds and gold… FFK out played himself.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Docked Over 'Forgery Of Medical Report' by zomby(m): 4:14pm On Dec 14, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
That idiot should be killed. His fellow Afonja have rejected him, like ibos rejected ibokwe
Rejected who? The man was never claimed, therefore rejecting him is unnecessary.
Travel › Re: VIP Lounge Of The Anambra International Airport (Video, Pictures) by zomby(m): 11:51am On Dec 09, 2021
Now that this airport has been completed and delivered May be the hammer heads will let us rest.
One Nigeria!
Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by zomby(m): 9:47pm On Dec 07, 2021
dre11:
* I never had sex with Fani-Kayode for six years, says ‘ex-wife’

*Ex-wife Chikwendu seeks custody of three kids




https://thenationonlineng.net/i-never-had-sex-with-fani-kayode-for-six-years-says-ex-wife/
Lord have mercy, Femi Fani Kayode is a total mess…I mean, a complete package.
Politics › Re: I Never Said APC Betrayed Me - Femi Fani-Kayode Speaks After EFCC Invited Him by zomby(m): 9:09pm On Nov 28, 2021
In life you have to stand for something, it doesn’t matter whether what you stand for is good or bad…YOU MUST STAND FOR SOMETHING.

FFK’s main issue is not standing for anything; everything goes as long as there is something for him to eat. This is why he will never be respected or relevant in PDP, APC, NPN or UPN.
I’m not sure why his story is still making the front page….Nothing new should be expected from a house rat.
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Femi Fani-Kayode For Forgery by zomby(m): 4:04am On Nov 24, 2021
dasparrow:
So despite joining APC, he is still being treated like this by the Buhari administration? Na wa ooo. Anyways, Precious, his Ex-wife will be very delighted by this news.
FKK has been a snake and a desperate house rat for a very long time. He has also been a professional flip flop; extremely unstable in all areas. It is so unfortunate that when you exhibit this kind of behavior nobody can trust you and you will never have a true friend.
For this reason, FFK is on his own; expect things to go down the hill for Him. He will never be anything relevant from now on even if he switches back to PDP….This is what makes Dino M different from FFK; even though, both men tend to be immature, but one man stands for something (Dino M), while the other stands for absolutely NOTHING (FFK)
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Femi Fani-Kayode For Forgery by zomby(m): 8:27pm On Nov 23, 2021
Sankabson:
He has so many ‘friends and brothers’ who are in power. He’ll be released in no time..
I disagree… If this was the case, the dude wouldn’t have been arrested in the first place.

FYI: EFCC doesn’t arrest a big dog without the consent of his friends and brothers u are referring to.
Politics › Re: Your First And Second Choice For President In 2023 by zomby(m): 3:32pm On Nov 18, 2021
ImmaculateJOE:
1st choice Peter Obi
2nd chioce Osinbanjo
Peter Obihuh?
The man sounds like a (used) spare parts seller.
Sorry!
Osinbajo or Akinwunmi
Celebrities › Re: Davido Is Broke, Don't Be Fooled By The Give Away by zomby(m): 12:50pm On Nov 18, 2021
Daveambition:
Irony of life..
People wey gather gift the millions no complain, na local man wey currently dey battle with price of Kero/Gas, na im kuku carry Davido marrah for head...
Imagine a potencial broke somebody calling an all time rich kid a broke nigga, guy we need measure Sense gve yu...
Don’t mind this brother…Blame his misjudgment on smoking too much kolorada
Family › Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by zomby(m): 2:56pm On Nov 03, 2021
Henrypraise:
You rest nau, life is not about sex and mouth action, if you so much like it and your hubby does not, but a dog and enjoy all the mouth action you want...
My issue here is: if the dude wasn’t giving MouthAction before they got married, she shouldn’t expect him to start giving after their marriage… it simply doesn’t work this way.

If MouthAction was her thing, why didn’t she discuss or demand for such before marrying the dude? You can’t expect the dude to give what he doesn’t have…MouthAction is special, but it is simply not for everybody.

Was the dude a 10 Sec man before they got married or he just turned into one? Marriage doesn’t cure a 10 sec dude. It is what it is.

This lady should have seen all these things before saying “I DO”.
A lot of people don’t understand that marriage doesn’t make certain things better, but completely the opposite (it makes certain things worse)
Family › Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by zomby(m): 1:10pm On Nov 03, 2021
Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.
First, you are not crazy. This thing happens sometimes, but for a 27 yrs old to already be going through this stage is very troubling.

My questions for you are:
1. Before you got married how was your sex life?
2. Was he always a 10 Sec dude?
3. Was he giving you MouthAction?
4. Do you take a very good care of your private part?
5. How old is your child?
6. Do you guys go out alone together (date night)?
7. Who is this man you’re constantly thinking about?
8. Are you still in love?

In order to give a good advise, i need answers to these questions.
Investment › Re: Femi Otedola Becomes First Banks's Largest Shareholder, To Takeover by zomby(m): 6:18pm On Oct 24, 2021
zomby:
N30B worth of shares, making him the single largest shareholder of the organization….I don’t believe this info is correct.
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2021/10/24/otedola-adenuga-hassan-odukales-otudeko-in-battle-to-control-first-bank/
Family › Re: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by zomby(m): 12:58pm On Oct 22, 2021
Afodot0022:
Good day my fellow nairalanders. Pls pardon my typo errors and will just make this brief as i can. I need your inputs in this scenerio that is giving me some sort of concern.

I have been married for close to five years now and have two kids to it. My marriage to my wife has been ups and down but have always tried my best to be a responsible husband and also father. I ensure I take care of my home financially to my capabilities.

My wife happens to be a good wife though with her own flaws as she is not perfect. She always has the notion that am cheating on her and have a side chick. But to be honest to you guys, i have never had sex with any other woman except my wife ever since i married her. Though at times the temptation might come to catch some flings out there but will later decline such thought and abort any action have made to do it on the long run.. At times my wife will read chats I do have with some random girls and have the notion that am cheating. I know i have been wrong in this but attimes a man will want to be a man but as i said earlier, have never had sex with those girls. Just random chats that all and it doesnt go further or lead anywhere.

So it happened that me and my wife had a very serious misunderstanding recently that resulted to verbal abuse and also almost physical violence from the two of us. The last time i intended to have sex with my wife, she denied me and this had been in my mind and got me so angry towards her. So it happend that she needed my help for something and did not help, she started shouting and nagging and this got me angry and i almost hit her but i didn't. During those heated moment she started saying things about my cheating and so on. She said if am not cheating that i should swear with bible but i refuse to swear that night. Upon the following day i decided to even swear with bible that i have never had sex with any woman ever sinced i married her. I know i was innocent and i truely swear that very day to make her change her mindset and perception about me.

After the swear, something happened that makes me confused till this very day, I ask my wife to also use the Bible to swear that she had not cheated or slept with any man ever since she got married to me. Could you imagine that despite all my efforts to make my wife to swear using the bible, she refused bluntly that she will never do such. I asked her why but she insisted she is not going to swear.

This got me concerned and was asking myself why is this woman refusing to do this if truely she is innocent and doesnt have any skeleton in her compound. Her excuse was that she cant use the world of God to swear but mind you she is the one that prompted me to do such at first. I even seized her phone that if she doesnt swear i wont return the phone to her but despite my threat, my wife didn't not.

This lasted for hours and I later gave up on the quest. Ever since then have not being myself and have been thinking alot. My wife doesnt look like someone that can cheat on me cos have not seen any traces as such but with this her action, its making me to have a rethink about her.

Pls house i dont know what step to take as i need your mature advice on way forward on this issues troubling me. Every input will be well appreciated especially from married and experienced people.
This is Nigeria for you: when you have a super beautiful wife (extremely attractive) and you don’t have a very good job or a lucrative business, you are in trouble…especially if your wife has an ok job.
Investment › Re: Femi Otedola Becomes First Banks's Largest Shareholder, To Takeover by zomby(m): 12:52pm On Oct 22, 2021
aspabay:
Exclusive! Femi Otedola takes over First Bank as largest shareholder with N30bn

https://thestreetjournal.org/exclusive-femi-otedola-takes-over-first-bank-as-largest-shareholder-with-n30bn/
N30B worth of shares, making him the single largest shareholder of the organization….I don’t believe this info is correct.
Romance › Re: This Lady Is Definitely A Wife Material by zomby(m): 11:24am On Oct 21, 2021
Davash222:
You didn't want to make him feel bad, yet you allowed him waste money on Uber when you could just drop him at his place. Which feeling worse pass to spend moneyhuh


May God continue to take away this kind of wife material out of my life. Nonsense!
Just because you choose to use Uber doesn’t mean you don’t have a car or can’t afford a car.
I take Uber 90% of the time if I’m going to the mainland…and thank God, I’m blessed.

Reasons for using Uber:
You don’t have a car
Your driver isn’t available
You are going to be drinking
You don’t want to stress yourself or your car
Your car isn’t available
You’re going to the airport (traveling)
It is going to rain

Na only an uninformed individual will automatically thinks that you don’t have a car because you choose to use Uber.
Health › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Girls Don't Fear STD? by zomby(m): 1:13pm On Oct 20, 2021
Even Tiwa savage too seems not to be fear of STD… From the leaked sex video, you could see a dirty looking dude penetrating inside Tiwa without any protection.

Na Wah o!!!

I will not be surprised if all her followers practice the same method of operation (skin to skin)
Celebrities › Re: Blackmail: Fans React As Video Of Tiwa Savage, Lover Surfaces by zomby(m): 1:26pm On Oct 19, 2021
Themandator:
Tiwa Knew about the recording . At a point she was looking at the camera to be sure she was been captured
You’re wrong; she did not look at the video, in fact, she looked so hornyyy I do not believe she knew what was going on.

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