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bin gbagbo: walks into the bar. . .

looks left, turns right. . .nobody there. . .. . . . .





*squats and releases four strong bullets of shittz *



takes to my heels as i see houseflies and other dangerous insects engulf the bar

bingo and whiskey, here is your breakfast!!!

*send my dogs after him*

neyshed: lost in d desert for 2yrs and back in d bar..still very much recognized wit all d dust and rashis..Ehnm.,Pot! Give me 2bottles of Limca make i take cool my body 1st

Laitesmart:
Anyhw.

oga, the toast na double price oo

neyshed: both..and pot where are d old frndz??

*serves him 2 bottles of Limca*

er, they're still around. The hor.ny ones have relocated to Romance section.

*pulls a chair and sits near him, observes closely his overgrown beards *

yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot

yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot

Laitesmart: Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz!

*starts tuning the radio*

larride: Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon egg

welcome sah, have a seat.
**ushers him to a seat**

**prepares his orders and places it on his table.**

oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea?

jackpot: welcome sah, have a seat.
**ushers him to a seat**

**prepares his orders and places it on his table.**

oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea?

larride:

Yes, thanks

Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now?

jackpot: *starts tuning the radio*

Laitesmart:
Ra what?? U no get money to invite pasuma cum do jump 4 u?

pasu wetin?

We even plan on inviting Akon sef

jackpot: pasu wetin?

We even plan on inviting Akon sef

Laitesmart:
No be only Acorn, na Amaize.

bright007: just drove past this bar in ma escalade

taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Efemena_xy: *** Just strolling by...***

Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .

longest time

neyshed: Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down?

*curses him inside my mind*

*smiles and swaps the bottles of Limca to Goldspot, places on his table*

jackpot: Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .

longest time

Efemena_xy:

Lol! Looks like someone's Christmas came early eh?

Okay, can I have my usual pls? And, I'd like to have that table by the window too. You know, just to make sure no one "tiffs" my bicycle again...

*serves her a bottle of Devil with a Hunch-back and a shot of BloodyMaria*

Efemena_xy: ^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back.

I want a Devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary.

And I WANT THAT TABLE BY THE WINDOW!!

And, you need to clear off those agberos too!

*puts on gospel-song and watches as the agberos begin disperse one-by-one*

*ushers her to the table by the window*

**serves her Devil on a horseback and a shot of bloody Mary**

er sis, how market today?

larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo


Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick.

oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo