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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:23am On Oct 08, 2012
bin gbagbo: walks into the bar. . .

looks left, turns right. . .nobody there. . .. . . . .





*squats and releases four strong bullets of shittz angry*



takes to my heels as i see houseflies and other dangerous insects engulf the bar
embarassed embarassed

bingo and whiskey, here is your breakfast!!! cheesy

*send my dogs after him*
tongue

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:27am On Oct 08, 2012
neyshed: lost in d desert for 2yrs and back in d bar..still very much recognized wit all d dust and rashis..Ehnm.,Pot! Give me 2bottles of Limca make i take cool my body 1st
ney dear, would you like them cold or chilled? cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:15am On Oct 08, 2012
Laitesmart:
Anyhw.
oga, the toast na double price oo wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by neyshed: 10:38am On Oct 08, 2012
both..and pot where are d old frndz??
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:54am On Oct 08, 2012
neyshed: both..and pot where are d old frndz??
*serves him 2 bottles of Limca*

er, they're still around. The hor.ny ones have relocated to Romance section.

*pulls a chair and sits near him, observes closely his overgrown beards lipsrsealed *
grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by yuungzee: 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2012
am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot winkam jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2012
yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot winkam jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot
undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2012
yuungzee: am jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot winkam jst cumin bk 4rm a trip around d world and i went by foot
Ehyah. When was d last tym u went 4 ur treatment?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2012
Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2012
Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon egg
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2012
Laitesmart: Any musician in di*hiccups*..dii.i.s bar?... I wa.n.n.na danz!
*starts tuning the radio* cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On Oct 08, 2012
larride: Bar man/woman, i need a very hot tea with bread and bacon egg
welcome sah, have a seat.
**ushers him to a seat**

**prepares his orders and places it on his table.** smiley

oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea? undecided cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 9:58pm On Oct 08, 2012
jackpot: welcome sah, have a seat.
**ushers him to a seat**

**prepares his orders and places it on his table.** smiley

oga, make I bring straw for you to use drink the tea? undecided cheesy

Yes, thanks

Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:08am On Oct 09, 2012
larride:

Yes, thanks
*finds him a straw* smiley

Where can i see some coloured yansh for here now?
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2012
jackpot: *starts tuning the radio* cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ra what?? U no get money to invite pasuma cum do jump 4 u?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 2:11pm On Oct 09, 2012
Laitesmart:
Ra what?? U no get money to invite pasuma cum do jump 4 u?
pasu wetin?

We even plan on inviting Akon sef
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 4:31pm On Oct 09, 2012
jackpot: pasu wetin?

We even plan on inviting Akon sef
cheesy
No be only Acorn, na Amaize.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 4:48pm On Oct 09, 2012
just drove past this bar in ma escalade
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:44pm On Oct 09, 2012
*** Just strolling by...***
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by neyshed: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2012
Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:27pm On Oct 09, 2012
Laitesmart:
No be only Acorn, na Amaize.
undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2012
bright007: just drove past this bar in ma escalade
taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2012
Efemena_xy: *** Just strolling by...***
Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . smiley cool

longest time cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2012
neyshed: Eehm! Come here ojeree..take dis bottles of limca away and go give me 2bottles of goldspot kiakia..come jackpot shey u dey write ham down?
*curses him inside my mind* grin grin

*smiles and swaps the bottles of Limca to Goldspot, places on his table*
undecided smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2012
jackpot: Efeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . smiley cool

longest time cool

Lol! Looks like someone's Christmas came early eh?

Okay, can I have my usual pls? And, I'd like to have that table by the window too. You know, just to make sure no one "tiffs" my bicycle again...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On Oct 09, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Lol! Looks like someone's Christmas came early eh?

Okay, can I have my usual pls? And, I'd like to have that table by the window too. You know, just to make sure no one "tiffs" my bicycle again...
grin grin grin


*serves her a bottle of Devil with a Hunch-back and a shot of BloodyMaria* cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:47pm On Oct 09, 2012
^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back. embarassed lipsrsealed

I want a Devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary.

And I WANT THAT TABLE BY THE WINDOW!!

And, you need to clear off those agberos too! angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ Nah, you've given me the wrong drink. Take this back. embarassed lipsrsealed

I want a Devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary.

And I WANT THAT TABLE BY THE WINDOW!!

And, you need to clear off those agberos too! angry
*puts on gospel-song and watches as the agberos begin disperse one-by-one* grin

*ushers her to the table by the window* cool

**serves her Devil on a horseback and a shot of bloody Mary** cheesy

er sis, how market today? cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2012


Efe, make I bring tumbler? undecided cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:24pm On Oct 09, 2012
Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo


Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2012
larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo


Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick.
oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo sad wink
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 8:12am On Oct 10, 2012
*Saunters into bar with a cooler filled with cow dungs and for crates of minerals piss*

who dey here?

*no answer*


*begins to serve myself the dungs into a ceramic plate,takes a glass cup and pours out chilled piss*


*relaxes to listen to "free madness" pt 4 by terry g ft bin bagbo*

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