larride: Who park this old bicycle near my new toyota bajaj tricycle? i dey vex ooo

Bar woman, give me 10 bottles of alomo bitters with chewing stick.

jackpot:

Efe, make I bring tumbler?

Efemena_xy:



*** hitches up her kakhi shorts, takes off her head tie 'n ties it tightly around her waist, arms akimbo...***

Come, if you touch am eh!! If you just lay 1 finger on that my bah-si-kool eh!!

No. Wine glass.

***pats the extra seat at her table, smiling sweetly at him...***


Now come sit 'n tell aunty Efe how you managed to open up this bar? You get license for this place sef?

*catwalks to where she is and sits beside her*

yes oo. We got C of O. We're licensed, registered and accredited to do business that's why it's stickeyed unlike the last unlicensed one by

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

jackpot: oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

Adam apple ke? Mine is Eve's apple oo

Efemena_xy: Lol! Cat walk ke!

Tell me, what's with the gender change? Or you've been a lady all along, "trapped" in a man's body? Where did you get the operation done? In Brazil??

** moves closer to him sorry her...sorry shim and whisper's into Jackie's ear**

Did they remove that stuff?? (coughs) er.. you know, the thingy down there...Did they take it off during your operation??

** slowly runs her forefinger gently on, caressing his/her it's Jackpot's neck **

You've still got your Adam's apple there oh! Didn't you have enough money to pay them, to complete the job??

jackpot: oga sah, you neva pay for yesterday's tea, bread and bacon egg oo

Efemena_xy:



*** hitches up her kakhi shorts, takes off her head tie 'n ties it tightly around her waist, arms akimbo...***

Come, if you touch am eh!! If you just lay 1 finger on that my bah-si-kool eh!!






No. Wine glass.

***pats the extra seat at her table, smiling sweetly at him...***


Now come sit 'n tell aunty Efe how you managed to open up this bar? You get license for this place sef?

larride:

But i already wrote you a cheque now......


Abeg give me hot eba with egusi soup with no meat oo, no money for meat today.

cheques for food? Bro, that's a no no oo

*adjusts my gold Rolex^TM wristwatch*

bro, better pay up tomorrow oh, else the thing go enter due-morrhage.

*serves his orders*

bright007: ...drives my escalade into bar and parks at V.I.P garage....turns down d blast from my speakers...highlights and walks majestically into bar...
...Signals d waiter for their menu...glances through and ticks (1)3 bottles of subsidy bitters (2)1 plate of cow wings peppersoup...hands it over to him

...whispers into his eustachian tube...err..pls book me down for some multi-coloured yanshes....

Lepa or Orobo

Lightweight or heavyweight

Efemena_xy: ^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint!

Or is this a brothel, or what??

~vicky~:
coughs and yanws

Efemena_xy: ^^ I thought this was a "decent" joint!

Or is this a brothel, or what??

Efe, ayaf not said anything bad oo

it's still a "decent" joint. Any other thing na film-trick

bright007: ....haba...vicky,u wan swallow us?....if u are hungry,just raise up ya hand and indicate and celebrity like us will benevolently help you....oya barman give her anything she wants...add to my bill....imagine just coming to d general bar for just 5 minutes and someone wants to swallow me....SMGA (shakes my gucci agbada)

who dash you celebrity?

Efemena_xy: ^^

Jackpot na prime suspect

chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo.

As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe

Efemena_xy: ^^

Jackpot na prime suspect

jackpot: chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo.

As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe

bright007:
....stands up and walks out of d VIP lounge to the general bar where efe is having a nice time cracking a bone...whether na 404 bone or isi-ewu bone,I no know....
Takes a sit beside her....passes my hand across her shoulders and presses my gucci agbada agains her succulent body....

bright007: ...err...efe..how is dat ya palm-wine tapping husband?hope he has fully recovered from d injuries he sustained from falling off that palm tree in ya backyard?...âm asking this in a good way?

jackpot: chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo.

As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe

Ajibel: do we have a television in this bar? i need to watch p.orn

ayama purrr dirty brat

~vicky~:


ayama purrr dirty brat