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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2013
El Guapo: Chai Una don Open for the Year? Thank God Oooo

Oya now, my brand for the Year don change From Moet to Purewater -- Barman mark that One, Chilled H2O
grin
how many noet would u want sir smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jan 03, 2013
jokingmary:
how many noet would u want sir smiley

English still dey Hard u to understand? I said i need Purewater angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:22pm On Jan 03, 2013
grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jan 03, 2013
And for the Lady Grinning to my Words -- Get her a Toothpick - The Bills On me cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:26pm On Jan 03, 2013
!

You saying I'm grinning with meat stuck between my teeth??!! angry

Careful, least I unleash your most feared rash (madam ID) on you... tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 03, 2013
Efemena_xy: !

You saying I'm grinning with meat stuck between my teeth??!! angry

Careful, least I unleash your most feared rash (madam ID) on you... tongue

Hehe -- That name i fear no more.

My Bible makes me to Understand that no Weapon formed against me that shall Prosper.

Exodus 14:14 Says that my Lord shall fight for me and i shall I hold my Venom Peace

**Still Peeing through the Window to know when ID arrives, so that i can take Off**
angry angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:12pm On Jan 03, 2013
Lol! cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2013
El Guapo:

Hehe -- That name i fear no more.

My Bible makes me to Understand that no Weapon formed against me that shall Prosper.

Exodus 14:14 Says that my Lord shall fight for me and i shall I hold my Venom Peace

**Still Peeing through the Window to know when ID arrives, so that i can take Off**
angry angry

welcome 2 El Guapo & sons ministries (aka devil don die ministries) cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by yinkalink(f): 8:39am On Jan 04, 2013
Wow!!!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:42am On Jan 04, 2013
^^ Happy New Year stranger! smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 8:45am On Jan 04, 2013
yinkalink:
Wow!!!
...hey Miss,where have u been?Hibernating or exile?
All the same welcome back,hope u are not running away again.Happy new year
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jan 04, 2013
Hi grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jan 04, 2013
Hi grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jan 04, 2013
yinkalink:
Wow!!!

Hehe -- This Cant be Happening, Efemena come give me a Hot Slap to wake me Up grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:14pm On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy:

Lol! Maybe he feels this place needs some music?

Besides, you too dey quick vex sef...

Now can you do something to relieve my boredom pls? It's way too early to have a drink... grin grin



Bikonu, nor put words for my mouth jare grin grin

[size=16pt]But Jackie, I've gotta ask you this: Do you guys really not get along (i.e you 'n madam ID), or is it just for show? cool[/color][/size]
hehehe. All of the above, my lady kiss

anytime i see her (idowuogbo) username i juss imagine a sexy gorilla with hairy butts and human face(the one on her profile pix) putting on pink bikinis grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
El Guapo:

Hehe -- This Cant be Happening, Efemena come give me a Hot Slap to wake me Up grin

Sorry, Efe's not the violent type... undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy:

Sorry, Efe's not the violent type... undecided

are u kidding cheesy
not violent?
this is a joke right? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2013
embarassed embarassed

JM! I'm bored! cry cry cry

Do something about it jare angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 11:33pm On Jan 04, 2013
working on it tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:53pm On Jan 05, 2013
jokingmary: working on it
hmmmm undecided undecided undecided cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 7:22pm On Jan 06, 2013
Efemena_xy: embarassed embarassed

JM! I'm bored! cry cry cry

Do something about it jare angry
...efe dear...how can u be bored wen âm here....oya come...let's go to the room upstairs...I promise to make you happy.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 7:23pm On Jan 06, 2013
Your dirty talks aren't funny.

Change the record man undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2013
right in the face tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:42am On Jan 08, 2013
Efemena_xy: Your dirty talks aren't funny.

Change the record man undecided

**In Seun's Voice**

He needs to be Told grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Keenysbojan(m): 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2013
Pls bartender no sell anything Again i wan pay all ya money,jez give vicky water+ice cream and one pear of suya...how much be ya money now?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Keenysbojan(m): 10:48pm On Jan 12, 2013
Pls bartender no sell anything Again i wan pay all ya money,jez give vicky water+ice cream and one pear of suya...how much be ya money now?[color=#770077][/color]
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Leofric(m): 7:19pm On Jan 13, 2013
leofric drove in in the latest range rover sport classics,wearing tommy hilfiger pants,gucci top,emperio armani jackets,prada shoes,rolex gold watch,ben carl sun glasses,wearing 10 different kind of expensive perfumes,join a three man table,bartender call the manager,na him go attend to me by himself,manager shows out,give me a bottle of champayne with 500 percent alcohol and an elephant head peper soup.......una don notice these things....1.Garri no get advert, but e sell pass
indomie...
2) No matter how Toms sell, e no
go sell pass slippers...
3) If you never thief meat from
pot b4, then your mama no sabi
cook...
4) A girl who laffs at your dry joke
during a first date doesn't have
transport money to get back
home...
5) The only woman who knows
where her man is every night is a
"Widow"...
6) Bowen university is the only
uni you find people kissing wif
there both eyes wild open, so as
not to get caught...
7) Say Hausa man poor, no mean
say him no fit afford to buy
transitor radio...
cool U can't kneel down to greet ur
parent but u can kneel to give ur
BF heads (Omoburuku lo wa), u
go explain 4 judgment day Oº°˚˚
°º...
9) If the alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it
u're "DEAD"...
10) To listen to CoolFM, just put ur
radio in a Fridge...
11) It's a small world no mean say
u go trek from ur house reach
Malaysia...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by ibrandnaija: 7:58am On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by sweetguy10(m): 1:43am On Jan 26, 2013
Leofric: leofric drove in in the latest range rover sport classics,wearing tommy hilfiger pants,gucci top,emperio armani jackets,prada shoes,rolex gold watch,ben carl sun glasses,wearing 10 different kind of expensive perfumes,join a three man table,bartender call the manager,na him go attend to me by himself,manager shows out,give me a bottle of champayne with 500 percent alcohol and an elephant head peper soup.......una don notice these things....1.Garri no get advert, but e sell pass
indomie...
2) No matter how Toms sell, e no
go sell pass slippers...
3) If you never thief meat from
pot b4, then your mama no sabi
cook...
4) A girl who laffs at your dry joke
during a first date doesn't have
transport money to get back
home
...
5) The only woman who knows
where her man is every night is a
"Widow"
...
6) Bowen university is the only
uni you find people kissing wif
there both eyes wild open, so as
not to get caught...
7) Say Hausa man poor, no mean
say him no fit afford to buy
transitor radio...
cool U can't kneel down to greet ur
parent but u can kneel to give ur
BF heads (Omoburuku lo wa), u
go explain 4 judgment day Oº°˚˚
°º...
9) If the alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it
u're "DEAD"
...
10) To listen to CoolFM, just put ur
radio in a Fridge...
11) It's a small world no mean say
u go trek from ur house reach
Malaysia
...



Funny , very funny !
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by churchilltrice(m): 8:03pm On Jan 26, 2013
GARRI FOR SALE 3CUP #100
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:47pm On Jan 26, 2013
^

angry angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:11pm On Jan 27, 2013
churchilltrice: GARRI FOR SALE 3CUP #100

Omo, you go fear business moves! grin grin

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