Eze is gonna be pissed when he sees this

Fuckkk it! OP has already exposed me but still thinking in mind that she will still do that! NEWBIES

Eze Promoe, u just dey view. U no wan comment 4 ur babes thread abi?

I am a virgin.

afam4eva: Seun, so you had to embarrass me like this?

Thanks man, you tried for me.

Eze Promoe: Fuckkk it! OP has already exposed me but still thinking in mind that she will still do that! NEWBIES

No more flirting for you bro. We don catch you

Mrs.Chima:
I am a virgin.

How are the kids?

Mynd_44:
How are the kids?

You make me sick. I am babysitting right now.

Mynd_44:
No more flirting for you bro. We don catch you

Badosky Hope you aren't online

Mrs.Chima:



You make me sick. I am babysitting right now.

Lol.

Good looking too

Eze Promoe:
Badosky Hope you aren't online

Sending to her mail box

Mynd_44:
See the bolded? There is only one person the OP is following.

badt guy


OP People basically just have fun here. Some are as real as day, while for others lil traces of their personality can be seen in their posts no matter how much they say otherwise .
Stop snooping and enjoy ur man.

MOD, make una help me. I be una boy o!

Mynd_44:
Flirting as usual

i hope he doesn't impregnate anybody

Nah - I flirt with chics on nl, but I don't do that in real life - I get bored of chics easily to be honest... My volume of posts on nl is pretty high and I get into arguments with loads of people - however, I don't have time for that nonsense in real life... I love naija to bits, however, I critique naija all the time on nl lol... Yo, I'll defend naija with my life in the real world despite its obvious imperfections...

I post in ebonics/American English on an AA blog and most AAs on there think I'm one of them... But I don't even live there nor speak like them, that's just my personality on there...

It's just for the sake of having fun and maintaining a character - it's the internet, yo...

Don't spy on your man,most women learn the hard way,if you love him and want the relationship stop it. speck to him about his post and talk it out with him,lets not forget that most post here are to seek advise.

relationships have a lot of ups and downs,dialoguing is the best way. he might not mean what he post.

Minion: Mortal! Are you really a deranged, death-seeking, Hades-praising,Gun-wielding assh*le in real life
Redmosquito: *breaks yo-yo bitters bottle on minion's head* You must be mad! In real-life I am a self-studious, logic-abiding, tongue-knotted, no-smiling, student of medicine
Minion: *with broken head* Really?!

binger: My answer-It does not and it does.It depends on the context/thread u are in.Personally, i try to be the real me,buh some threads will require that u tell a lie or pretend to be what u are not just to prove a point.

B i n g e r

The guy below me was caught fingering a Penguin

Mynd_44:
See the bolded? There is only one person the OP is following.

guy u suppose dey FBI....thumbs up

Redmosquito: Minion: Mortal! Are you really a deranged, death-seeking, Hades-praising,Gun-wielding assh*le in real life
Redmosquito: *breaks yo-yo bitters bottle on minion's head* You must be mad! In real-life I am a self-studious, logic-abiding, tongue-knotted, no-smiling, student of medicine
Minion: *with broken head* Really?!

Lol African nerd

That was the thought that ran through Konaso's mind, he saw the men from Umudioga he had allowed in his cabinet, as suspected informant to Ifenna, but what was he to do. Dismissing Umudioga men from his cabinet was just tantamount to dashing his agenda of the merged kingdoms, to the mud.
One day he called all his warriors and guards together, of which he made nine of them, who were from Umudioga kneel before the eyes of all his warriors. He passed his judgement on them.

"Which one of you have been giving out information to the enemies of this household?" he said in the most unfriendly way, while the men trembled.

"No, not me!" they all said serially. Konaso ordered the men to beat them thoroughly.

"Now you know i'm not joking with you boys." he said with chagrin, "If you don't tell me the truth, i'll mutilate you right under this hot sun." the men were crying like babies, swearing with the earth, sky, water, just to prove their innocence. They attracted sympathy from the palace cooks, who were young women, especially one of them, called Inene, who had been weeping at each glimpse of their torture. One of the tortured men was her secret lover, whom had made known his intention to marry her.
Inene, a daughter of a late Ozalla farmer, did what was considered the rarest thing to do, by agreeing to marry someone from Umudioga. That is why they had been reticent about their affairs, especially to the king, who might possibly frown at such idea.

"You have twelve hours to live on the earth crust before you join your ancestors." Konaso worsened their fear as he threatened further. Inene was looking pleadingly at Konaso, she wanted to go forward to kneel before him to plead on her lover's behalf.
Sooner, all eyes were redirected to the king's courtyard were a lady was been dragged in hostily, Aneke's eyes went straight to her fair skin, curvaceous sides and graceful hips.
This guards didn't have respect for people at all, he wondered what was made him felt like having her to himself, even when he knew nothing about her background. All eyes were still fixed on her, and the lady felt a wave of embarrassment streaming through her neurons.

"Igwe, this is the lady that have been with Kalu's son" one of them introduced her to Konaso. She was dressed in royal attire, and full of radiance, many who looked towards her couldn't take their eyes off her, making her getting more embarrassed.

"Little child, would you tell us who you are?" Konaso grimaced. She was at first reluctant to speak for fear, her great fear outwitted her speech, that she could say nothing but to drip tears from her deep black eyes.
"Come here, you" he was speaking to the guard who had witnessed her and Ifenna escaping from the hut, "is this the lady?" he nodded excitedly.
"Now, the ten of you will go down to the dust by the down, if you keep on hiding my enemy. Guards! Cast them into the dungeon until tomorrow morning."

**************************
All pressure were on Uju, coming from her fellow inmates. They kept pressing her to speak up, but she still remained reticent. Aneke overheard their uproar and guessed as well who would be the oppressed.

"You think he's more important to you than us? What would you gain if you save him and lose your life?"

"Happiness." she voiced out for the very first time.
How lame she thought. She wasn't even having a modicum of remorse for the problem she's making them to pass through. Is she really aware that they just from then till the morning to breath on the surface of the earth, and here she was talking about happiness. What stupidity of high magnitude.

"Stop troubling the lady!" they were startled by the word, turning to see Aneke by the door of the prison. Aneke sighted Uju in the extreme edge of the prison wall, he gestured her to come closer to where he was standing. She reluctantly crawled to the door and stood out of the inn.
He called for privacy with the lady, he was rapt in wave of excitement, speaking with her. He lost his words, and couldn't help his stutter, her eyes fixed on his, was like a piercing rod. His over-excitement swallowed his confidence with it. Uju who had been in an isolated end of the building with him, had begun running out of patience. She wondered what on earth she looked like that intimidated him. Though he wasn't the first person she had noticed this with, she had also seen this character from Ifenna when he first met her, and even her father when he was alive, even in Ulumma, before she began growing wings to confront her.

"Are you alright?" she found herself asking him question. He was seriously shivering like he was suffering from pneumonia.
She left him in his fever and was heading back to the prison inn, she walked with confidence and grace like she was going into her beautifully adorned room.

"Please, Uju, i want to marry you," he called out.

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packman: [size=20pt]@ OP ABEG DONT TAKE NAIRALAND TOO SERIOUS ITS A FORUM AND MORE OVER MOST PEOPLE TAKE IT AS FUN.....

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You dont have to write in large fonts to be heard

I think for most people, their comments online is a true reflection of their offline personalities.

Not particularly...
No!
Some are boastful of what they aren't...
Some are exactly what they say they are..
Some are nicer than they appear...
Some are total opposites of what they really are...
At the end of the day,Nairaland is what it is...a faceless forum..gives a lot of people a platform to be what they are not and cannot be in real life..
...gives some a platform to live their fantasies...
..gives some a platform to reveal the beast inside of them..
...gives some a home for their alters...
Ati bee bee lo...
Don't take it too seriously!!

Mynd_44:
Lol.

Good looking too

I will make sure i forward that to her parents.

WTF?
Smh.

Too many lab rats on d escape

Seun+:

Seriously
Sorry o!
But that was the best i could do for you, I would have still exposed you. Check my first post.

Eze, dump the girl jorh. See as she disgrace you. And na front page again

Absolutely. Even if they are just "trolling", they are still showing,who they are (basically they are exposing their obnoxious sides out online even though they may know how to comport themselves in public).

There are some exceptions like myself who are quiet offline and dont much like to talk but will type an essay on the forum lol or how i argue online but offline i wouldnt say much but would probably walk away or solve the issue physically

But then again one could infer (and they would be right) that i am a defensive person and deep thinker.

But characteristics and habits like unwarranted name calling, spitefulness, attention seeking, excessive flirting, constant joke cracking, engaging in philosophical debates; etc all show me the type of person I am dealing with behind the monikers and avatars.

As for your man, if you both agreed not to expose your relationship then leave the issue alone. The fact that he chose the method, to me as an outsider, lets me know he is a natural flirt. You should keep it in mind that he is and watch for signs of taking his love for flirting to the next level with another woman.

If there are none, just low it. Dont let it upset you too much. He is being himself but not cheating.

freecocoa: Then my boyfriend should have broken up with me a long time ago.
I can't even remember how many guys I playfully flirt with on here .

ladies!! Just derive joy n fun in flirtin,from flirtin flirtin 2 bedin bedin.afta yawa open dem go begin look 4 difrent kind of lies to tell their bf.una de try sha