kwangi: What's embarassing about rolling grass?

Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die

back in d days when boys were terribly broke in school (200level in 2005), i took dis fine chick out but all i had on was 1000 naira. for ma mind i say patapata transport to and fro plus our food no suppose pass dat amount. Na so we reach the eatery, dis girl come order for fried rice plus salad and chicken.. shoi.. naim i ask waiter how much?... waiter con talk say na 600naira !!! waiter con ask say "yes, hw about u, what shud i bring for u?" Men, at dat instant, wit 300naira left, i had no choice but to order for just a chicken wing which cost 100naira. D chick was like "is dat all, why dont u eat real food?" I replied "Nah, am ok with just meat and mineral" (big lie, me wey hunger dey fire for belle!). As if devil wan punish me finish dat day, as we were eating and gisting, just after two bites d chicken wing mistakenly dropped from my hands to the floor. Damn!! what dey heck! shud i pick up back or not?(but i go fall ma hand na: immediately ma head and belle con ring and tell me say i beta pick dat thing up, say no food remain for house dis evening o!)....all dis while the chick just dey look me quietly with a calm look on her face . Damn it, ..i con bone, bend down go under table pick ma precious "last meal" up....anything wey one happen, make e happen. Walahi, e no easy dat day. d shame and falling of hand too much. dat was d last i saw dat chick.

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indrija: Stuffs like dis happen..u clda made a jole outta it,prolly like saying..mission accomplished when dey were leaving d room.

Mavor: Nigga u gay?

CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

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Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die

back in d days when boys were terribly broke in school (200level in 2005), i took dis fine chick out but all i had on was 1000 naira. for ma mind i say patapata transport to and fro plus our food no suppose pass dat amount. Na so we reach the eatery, dis girl come order for fried rice plus salad and chicken.. shoi.. naim i ask waiter how much?... waiter con talk say na 600naira !!! waiter con ask say "yes, hw about u, what shud i bring for u?" Men, at dat instant, wit 300naira left, i had no choice but to order for just a chicken wing which cost 100naira. D chick was like "is dat all, why dont u eat real food?" I replied "Nah, am ok with just meat and mineral" (big lie, me wey hunger dey fire for belle!). As if devil wan punish me finish dat day, as we were eating and gisting, just after two bites d chicken wing mistakenly dropped from my hands to the floor. Damn!! what dey heck! shud i pick up back or not?(but i go fall ma hand na: immediately ma head and belle con ring and tell me say i beta pick dat thing up, say no food remain for house dis evening o!)....all dis while the chick just dey look me quietly with a calm look on her face . Damn it, ..i con bone, bend down go under table pick ma precious "last meal" up....anything wey one happen, make e happen. Walahi, e no easy dat day. d shame and falling of hand too much. dat was d last i saw dat chick.

Agrika: @ elcatino u even lucky she no pour piss inside

huni_naija: I was walking down the road with a guy i had a crush on, i don't know who forced me to wear high heels on the day but anyways sha those shoes felt so uncomfortable or maybe its because i was nervous i dont know.. anyways as i was about to climb onto the pavement i missed a step and fell down holding on to him, he fell on top of my shoe and broke the heel off! Omo come and see crowd and laughter oo even the guy was laughing at me, can you imagine? he offered to help but i just boned him thru out the day? How dare he laugh jor! The way i was walking that day you would have thought i had k leg, had to form and remove the shoes and ended up walking bare foot! No more heels for me ever again...

huni_naija: I was walking down the road with a guy i had a crush on, i don't know who forced me to wear high heels on the day but anyways sha those shoes felt so uncomfortable or maybe its because i was nervous i dont know.. anyways as i was about to climb onto the pavement i missed a step and fell down holding on to him, he fell on top of my shoe and broke the heel off! Omo come and see crowd and laughter oo even the guy was laughing at me, can you imagine? he offered to help but i just boned him thru out the day? How dare he laugh jor! The way i was walking that day you would have thought i had k leg, had to form and remove the shoes and ended up walking bare foot! No more heels for me ever again...

kwangi: What's embarassing about rolling grass?

kwangi: What's embarassing about rolling grass?

olajide_07: Some weeks ago I went to her feeling very uncomfortable with my inner round neck t-shirt rim showing outside my traditional attire around the neck area, and she said in the presence of her friend that I should go and remove it, also in the same vein I was wearing this very expense lace but it looked local, I just came in from church and didn't want to change into something else so, I wore it their and bam!!! she said, nah Aso ebi, thingz, today ha, well I felt quite bad, she should have just told me up close and personal, I would have explained why I wore the lace, I didn't know what to wear again just got tired and the rest of my clothes were dirty.

kennybelle: so embarrassin,nt befittin 4 nobles so embarrassin,nt befittin 4 nobles

Lobi: Dis actually happened to a friend
A guy that was asking her out came to visit her,she took the guy to her room and introduced him to her boyfriend and was playing lovey dovey with her bf to spite the guy .
Few weeks later,her bf broke up with her and she was begging him along the way bare footed,her bf no gree.of all the people in this life that had to be passing dat day,it had to be the guy asking her out. To make matter worse sef na the boy give her slippers wen she wear go back to her house. The next tym when she saw him,she almost died of embarrassment

Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die

back in d days when boys were terribly broke in school (200level in 2005), i took dis fine chick out but all i had on was 1000 naira. for ma mind i say patapata transport to and fro plus our food no suppose pass dat amount. Na so we reach the eatery, dis girl come order for fried rice plus salad and chicken.. shoi.. naim i ask waiter how much?... waiter con talk say na 600naira !!! waiter con ask say "yes, hw about u, what shud i bring for u?" Men, at dat instant, wit 300naira left, i had no choice but to order for just a chicken wing which cost 100naira. D chick was like "is dat all, why dont u eat real food?" I replied "Nah, am ok with just meat and mineral" (big lie, me wey hunger dey fire for belle!). As if devil wan punish me finish dat day, as we were eating and gisting, just after two bites d chicken wing mistakenly dropped from my hands to the floor. Damn!! what dey heck! shud i pick up back or not?(but i go fall ma hand na: immediately ma head and belle con ring and tell me say i beta pick dat thing up, say no food remain for house dis evening o!)....all dis while the chick just dey look me quietly with a calm look on her face . Damn it, ..i con bone, bend down go under table pick ma precious "last meal" up....anything wey one happen, make e happen. Walahi, e no easy dat day. d shame and falling of hand too much. dat was d last i saw dat chick.

valicious1: One night I mistakenly chyked my babes kid sis, I told her I just came into town & was lookin 4 a babe 2 take home 2 momma 4 marriage, until we got 2 da streetlight & she saw ma face.....by den twaz too late. Uptill 2day I still de recharge her bb every month against my will. *true story*

valicious1: One night I mistakenly chyked my babes kid sis, I told her I just came into town & was lookin 4 a babe 2 take home 2 momma 4 marriage, until we got 2 da streetlight & she saw ma face.....by den twaz too late. Uptill 2day I still de recharge her bb every month against my will. *true story*

anthoniaz:

Just like that?What did u do that the guy had to slap u?

kwangi: Bro, I really wan picture your reaction... Lol.
After the slap, you didn't say anything to the guy or what?
Wetin the idiot talk after him slap you?
Abeg how exactly did you react?
I'm trying to put my self in your shoes and I can't say foe sure what my reaction would be being that it was a bus stop. With an agbero for that matter!