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Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Moschino26(m): 10:46pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die LWTMB!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Moschino26(m): 10:53pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
dokunbam: Mine was with my ex, she insisted I follow her to a time vigil but I wasn’t feeling too well but because she was invited to sing in that church so I decided to go and see her perform that day. So we went together to her place, I ate rice with fresh fish( cat fish). Then from her place to church. Am seriously laughing in my room and my brodas are like 'na d drink still dey high u?' Gosh dis one is crazily funnyy ohh |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by valicious1(m): 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
mega jay:Lol! Dose ones no even enter my head dat time sef. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by lastpage: 12:04am On Dec 26, 2012 |
Mine: Back in those days when l was at University, there is this babe in another DEPARTMENT THAT l HAVE BEEN WOOING FOR "ETERNITY"! I know she likes me but she was going out with another guy and she said we can only be friends for now except a miracle happens!. Well, it was after our second semester exams and like Mother luck decide to "smile at me" for no good reason. I've just written my last paper and was so drained of energy that l planned to sleep for the next two days and guess who knocked on my Hostel room door? The Same Babe! She told me: Do you remember what l told you about the "a miracle happening"? I said: Why wont l remember, you never left my mind for one minute but l guess l understand your position. She then said: Well, it happened, we broke-up just before exams started and l just needed to focus on my exams, now that exams are over, l guess you still want me? I said: I want you like yesterday! She said: Well,from now on, you call me yours! Just like that o, babe entered my bathroom and showered, came out NAKE.D in front of me! I was so shocked that my "third leg" failed me and refused to get up! She calmed me down and said "it happens, maybe you are too tired from your exams..... we have all the time in the world". Well, l was so embarrassed, l looked at my 'thing' and gave it a smirk it on the 'knob'! Next morning, it regained "consciousness" and it was its usual vibrant self. Dont ask me what happened that morning....it was better than l could imagine!....after almost two years of licking my lips for this babe! Lastpage! (my wife read this and asked why l never told her this story before.... she wan know who was the babe! I beg help me tell her that it happened over twenty years ago now ) Make she share her own, she refuse! Women, heen? |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by babzynkyahoocom(m): 8:13am On Dec 26, 2012 |
my most embarrasing moment was when i visited her. While sitting, i got carried away in my thought with one of the biggest booty from a petite chic passing. Since then, my JT stood attention and i did not realise the implication till she came to ordere that i accompany her somewhere. I tried hard to refuse but to no avail, chairman to gree come down. Relunctanty, i followed. All d while she was suspicious coz normally, i wont hesitate and she latter discovered with my effort at trying to suppress the bulge. All the while she just dey silent. So embarrasing 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by megajay1(m): 11:34am On Dec 26, 2012 |
Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die ma broda u too much jor, e beta as u pick d chicken wing, i think sey u for leave am for dia dey claim big boi make hunger squander ur life |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by megajay1(m): 11:49am On Dec 26, 2012 |
hei, lol, weti carry me enta nairaland? see as i dey laugh ppl just dey look me inside bus here as if i dey mad, make una take time ooo be4 dem tie me chain 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Topeedo: 1:55pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
olajide_07: Some weeks ago I went to her feeling very uncomfortable with my inner round neck t-shirt rim showing outside my traditional attire around the neck area, and she said in the presence of her friend that I should go and remove it, also in the same vein I was wearing this very expense lace but it looked local, I just came in from church and didn't want to change into something else so, I wore it their and bam!!! she said, nah Aso ebi, thingz, today ha, well I felt quite bad, she should have just told me up close and personal, I would have explained why I wore the lace, I didn't know what to wear again just got tired and the rest of my clothes were dirty.WHO DOES DAT? DATS MESSED UP...WHY WOULD U WEAR A ROUND NECK UNDER UR TRAD? DATS FFFUCCCKKKEEEEED UP |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by princecemo(m): 8:17pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
It was a friday nite in UI, my friend femi came around with his 5 series BMW, so four of us drove to a club (koko-dome)enough efizy se ass chicks surround us na. I was feeling so cool. Along d line some1 got femi angry so he stepped out, as an omo boy I was inside rocking one chick and chiking her @ d same time I even told her dat I wud drop her with my car. After d partty naw na so I and my oda guys go outside hoping to cruise on d 5 serie, imagine femi done go house and non of us had a penny OMG!! D babe was like so where did u park? I just looked @ her with shame and told her dat my friend just drove out with a chick dat she shud find her way. I and my friends sleep for club until 7am before we started walking back to campus. Shame kill us as people way see us leave with d series kon see us dey trek come back. 2 Likes |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by SAFO(m): 9:27pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
princecemo: It was a friday nite in UI, my friend femi came around with his 5 series BMW, so four of us drove to a club (koko-dome)enough efizy se ass chicks surround us na. I was feeling so cool. Along d line some1 got femi angry so he stepped out, as an omo boy I was inside rocking one chick and chiking her @ d same time I even told her dat I wud drop her with my car. After d partty naw na so I and my oda guys go outside hoping to cruise on d 5 serie, imagine femi done go house and non of us had a penny OMG!! D babe was like so where did u park? I just looked @ her with shame and told her dat my friend just drove out with a chick dat she shud find her way. I and my friends sleep for club until 7am before we started walking back to campus. Shame kill us as people way see us leave with d series kon see us dey trek come back. falls from balcony |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by princecemo(m): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
(This one happened 2 weeks ago in d office, I was in d open office alone on wednesday. The management staff went into d conference room for a meeting, so I sat @ d open office busy browsing and releasing fats dat almost killed me.. D mess was so horrible dat I cudnt bare it but all d same I kept on releasing as much as possible inside full airconditioned office... As soon as I released the last and heavy one members of the management staff started coming out....I almost entered inside my computer cos dey all ran away and looking at me with disgust... I almost murdered maself dat day. 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by nairahacker: 1:42pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
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Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Ulababy: 1:56pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
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Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Mr..Cork: Running from your responsibilities abi? Lol He only wanted to get to know his father. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up. 10minutes later,hubby was in the office photocopying while the kids and I waited in the car.Then the stomach rumbling began,I was sweating profusely under the AC,I pinged my hubby"E don beooo".He peeped out of the window and gave me the"I am rounding up signal". O boy!!!I had to start knotting my 30inches braz sharp!sharp!,The kids where asking wats wrong but I was too erratic to answer.Thank God my hubby always leave some kiddies wipes and pampers in his car.I emptied the papers and searched frantically for the wipes,while searching,hubby came and offered a nylon he got from the nearby akara seller.We had to wind down and speed,while I gladly do my biz squatting at the back seat.Omo see yapping but my mouth still dey sharp upon my disgrace lol.I didn't really feel embarassed sha but nah Bleep up.He reminds me of that when he needs a good laugh. 4 Likes |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by mideeniafe(f): 5:44pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
SAFO:.........and dies |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by olajide8(m): 10:47pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Bleep.ed up maybe. But sometimes you can't be all pep and trim, there are sometimes, you just get it wrong and please wearing a round neck t-shirt is not a taboo, its equal to wearing an "armless"/neck"less" white singlet, wearing an under garment, so far it stays under, its when we sometimes don't know its showing that it becomes a fashion offence. Topeedo: WHO DOES DAT? DATS MESSED UP...WHY WOULD U WEAR A ROUND NECK UNDER UR TRAD? DATS FFFUCCCKKKEEEEED UP |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by honeric01(m): 12:51am On Jan 12, 2013 |
byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up. Chei and were the kids spying while you were @ it? The thing even still dey smell here self 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Chinwem(f): 1:02am On Jan 12, 2013 |
byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up. Lol! You know you have a lovely healthy relationship when you can laugh over stuff like this. Nothing do you 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Velounie(f): 11:16am On Jan 12, 2013 |
Can't jst stop laffin.such hillarious stories.ℓ̊ gt xam nxt wk oh.nairaland no allow M̶̲̥̅Ƹ read 2day.off †̥ klass.mite av sumtin †̥ share wen am bk buh until den,kip †ђξ stories cumin. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Fukc up plenty but one of the most embarrassing was when I finally got a working colleague to go clubbing with me. During the night I could see she was on heat perhaps the alcohol and the chocs were the afrodisiac. So as a sharp man with tight game, I asked her why she was insisting on going home when she can pass the night at mine and I drop her very early the next day. She simply refused giving some reasons, so I said why don't we just park and see how big the car is ? She said how? So I drove into a quiet street in V/I turned off the lights , left the engines running and went to the middle row of the car seats (Lexus LX 470). She said wat, I said come Na becos i have never done it in a car ( a very big lie ) after some hesitation, she came over and we did deed while she came twice. She is the type that comes only when she is on top . In doing the bicycle style, I had to be on top. As I hammered away ( totally oblivious of my surrounding) I just heard a sound and two hands grabbing me while forcefully dragging me out of the car. On landing, I discovered they were police. They asked the lady to come out as she is. They said they must take us pictures and take us to their station. I had to beg and beg. And finally parted with 4000 nairaland after lieing that the car is my oga's own and that I quickly came to Bleep and V/I ashewo as dem dey enter my eyes since my Oga don dey Bleep dem. They then allowed me to dress up and leave. Needless to say, we didn't utter a word during the journey back to her house and I couldn't look her in the face for a long time till I made sure she was posted to our PH office. The memories still hurt me. My lessons learnt: 1. Never Bleep in the car in a street with police access ( I still Bleep in my rides). 2. Never Bleep in the car with the doors not lucked. Those guys could have been robbers. 3. Never Bleep with ur engines running. 3 Likes |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
: honeric01: The kids were disintrested.Nah your nose dey smell you,try disinfect am bros. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by honeric01(m): 2:46pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
byvan: :it's well |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Chinwem: Thx babe,nothing do you my sister!!! |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by reach4it: 12:56am On Jan 13, 2013 |
Some years ago, there was this hausa babe that had a crush on me in my office, though she was doing her IT, decided to visit her one lovely evening. that day i noticed she wanted me real bad, so we drove to this dark garden and i bleeped her there. i didnt use a condom and decided to do withdrawal method. i withdrew in an handkerchief, it was in d process of withdrawing into the hanky that police men came around. Na so they hold the handkerchief as exhibit. i beg them so tey i offered 2k. that was exhibit 2. na so we land police station ooh. they make us write statement come say we go sleep inside cell. omo, na so i beg so tey i use 13k bail us that nyt. since that day, i no bleep inside motor again ooh But still i still bleeped the hausa gal wenever i wanted. Even wen she complete her IT she still come drag me say make i bleep am for inside server room. 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Akinagirl(f): 7:07am On Jan 13, 2013 |
Years ago at the boat house in forest park. I had to have been 15. I saw a guy I thought was sooo cute. I tried all evening to get his attention. So my dad rented a canoe for himself, me and my brother and lets just say. I got his... and everyone's attention that day. I was the last on the canoe and I guess I was scared getting into a boat so narrow. I Rocked to keep my balance and we all fell out into the lake. I was wearing a white tee shirt that day. Lmao. Talk about being mortified. My brother lost his shoe as he went up under the canoe. Two men had to help and convince me out the water. I didn't want him to notice me then! Ahhh too late. So embarrassing LOL. When I got out the water I had green algae stuck to my hair and it turned my white shirt green. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Nobody: 5:39am On Jan 14, 2013 |
reach4it: Some years ago, there was this hausa babe that had a crush on me in my office, though she was doing her IT, decided to visit her one lovely evening. that day i noticed she wanted me real bad, so we drove to this dark garden and i bleeped her there. i didnt use a condom and decided to do withdrawal method. i withdrew in an handkerchief, it was in d process of withdrawing into the hanky that police men came around.those police guys are spoilers. Very similar to my experience above. |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by megajay1(m): 9:51pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
valicious1:if em go tel ur babe and ur babe com meet u dey rake, just kwukuma tell am sey u jusst wan test ur lyrics sey e don tey, sey u no serious do am |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by megajay1(m): 9:55pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Akinagirl: Years ago at the boat house in forest park. I had to have been 15. I saw a guy I thought was sooo cute. I tried all evening to get his attention. So my dad rented a canoe for himself, me and my brother and lets just say. I got his... and everyone's attention that day. I was the last on the canoe and I guess I was scared getting into a boat so narrow. I Rocked to keep my balance and we all fell out into the lake. I was wearing a white tee shirt that day. Lmao. Talk about being mortified. My brother lost his shoe as he went up under the canoe. Two men had to help and convince me out the water. I didn't want him to notice me then! Ahhh too late. So embarrassing LOL. When I got out the water I had green algae stuck to my hair and it turned my white shirt green.dis one no be Bleep up again, na set up 1 Like |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Kslib(m): 11:51pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up.Amadioha!! **puts hands on head and opens mouth** .... WTF!!!! Why you no enter boot do the thing nah... So as you fine reach,you det sh*iit... Mehn,you husband na real man oh.. If na me be your husband ehn,my diicck no go rise for complete 6months..walahi |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by 2kurupt(m): 1:16am On Jan 17, 2013 |
Nextworldnx: They too much, wich one i go talk sef?......they plenty die **CLASSIC** |
Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Rufex07(m): 12:27pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up. byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up. |
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