Sweetlemon:

The worst name I have called anybody here is an a.s.s licker. And I even apologized that same day and explained things better to the guy in the most civil way.
Yes, I am point blank. I hit the nail on the head, but I don't use vile, uncencored words in driving home my point. I don't go on over and over again, once or twice is enough for me and I certainly don't go about insulting or praising someone just because my friends are doing so.
I have prayed for happiness for everyone here. Don't you think it will be wiser to withdraw your own sword and claim the blessing?
Smh

Lmfaoooooooooooo! Carry go! Tell dem! Dey bring fire, u bring water! Dey bring cigarette... U offer lighter! Roftlmao!!!

ferhyntorlah:

Babe, you're something else.

Pray 4 me

@id
How far? Una don choose aso-ebi?
I suggest we use ankara with a customised bed design.
How u c am?

Now iyam luffing this thread
@Badosky, you be case o. Shey u know?

lola.luv:
@lemön
Carry go!
Silky, red ones and also black are sure to set the mood right.

And the slightest hint of Victoria Secret body mist behind the ears and neck!

Lacy, silky, sexy, smoking hot red and black, pink, and blue.
I can just imagine doing a nutty lap dance in them!

lola.luv:
@lemön
Carry go!
Silky, red ones and also black are sure to set the mood right.

And the slightest hint of Victoria Secret body mist behind the ears and neck!

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold it!!!! U want to use style to describe blue film for us this morning;I am not in the mood yet. I wont enjoy it. *imagining d g-strings,yellow nyansh,bobbee fc coming out of the net flowery bra,lady bending over n twin towers landing on my head,etc......ojibijibijibi....tapping head wit both hands like papa ajasco. Lola,this is too early.... May God have mercy on you.

2sexy: you are a bastARSD

My guy, that wasn't necessary nao. Insults upon insults, where will it lead to?

vivian chinaza:

No, you can't keep the beads biko. I'd personally take them off ur necks as soon as the ceremony ends. Errmm.....Me don't colour block o.

Kai! Typical igbo woman! I can bet my lace wig u'll start taking dem off as soon as d pastor utters "u can kiss d bride".smh! Anyways... B4 u embarrass we, me I no wear coral bead o! I'll settle for d SU look, shebi na MFM we dey go for wedding? U no any form of bling bling na taboo rite? If dem bounce u comot for church I no dey o!

Sweetlemon:

Lacy, silky, sexy, smoking hot red and black, pink, and blue.
I can just imagine doing a nutty lap dance in them!

wedding lapdance? Hmmm... Can I invite Cinderella

Sweet lemonade, shey we're cool?
Ignore all this haters that hate to see 'our' star shine.

P.s babes, I take God beg you, I want an IV to the wedding. Abeg!

chronique:



Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold it!!!! U want to use style to describe blue film for us this morning;I am not in the mood yet. I wont enjoy it. *imagining d g-strings,yellow nyansh,bobbee fc coming out of the net flowery bra,lady bending over n twin towers landing on my head,etc......ojibijibijibi....tapping head wit both hands like papa ajasco. Lola,this is too early.... May God have mercy on you.

ROFTLMAOOO! Kai! Guy, u is sick!

Amya: Sweet lemonade, shey we're cool?
Ignore all this haters that hate to see 'our' star shine.

P.s babes, I take God beg you, I want an IV to the wedding. Abeg!

*dancing*
May God bless lemonade o! She pm u? Mehn... I don receive my IV o! Imagine, na submarine go carry us go church. See life! Damn! Life is sweet....

Lol, this story just had to end with Bedguy proposing. Nothing less!
On the flip side, #iknowdude who got married just for the coochie, some folk just game like that. Cummins too soon, dicck on the small side, or a myriad fetishes. I guess the babe needs to be properly ensnared for these to work without ariwo
Its a shitty world anyways. You play with the cards you're dealt.

Idowuogbo:
ROFTLMAOOO! Kai! Guy, u is sick!

Babe,I know. I need some treatment....

Oahray: Now iyam luffing this thread
@Badosky, you be case o. Shey u know?

I no deny! I was born dis way bebe!

Oahray: wedding lapdance? Hmmm... Can I invite Cinderella

That's for honeymoon nau. Just me and him. VERY NUTTY HONEYMOON

lola.luv:
@lemön
Carry go!
Silky, red ones and also black are sure to set the mood right.

And the slightest hint of Victoria Secret body mist behind the ears and neck!

Hmmmm, lola.luv the teacher; this is experience talking.

BoboYekini: Lol, this story just had to end with Bedguy proposing. Nothing less!
On the flip side, #iknowdude who got married just for the coochie, some folk just game like that. Cumming too soon, dicck on the small side, or a myriad fetishes. I guess the babe needs to be properly ensnared for these to work without ariwo
Its a shitty world anyways. You play with the cards you're dealt.

Have you come here to play Jesus?
Say what you know jawe

Idowuogbo:
Pray 4 me

Hehehehehehehehehe. Naughty girl!

Idowuogbo, I go block you for that side nah. Make una include me for all the asoebi arrangement. If I hear say I no go that wedding. I wan jam my own bed maga guy too.

@Chronique.
See how far gone you are ba? I can see what you've been up to these few days you disappeared...

Idowuogbo:
I no deny! I was born dis way bebe!

Abeg you go PM me the address so God go use me answer the prayers of those of una wey dey find una own bed guy. I go wear dark shades so dat una go know say I no even send the body

Oahray: Have you come here to play Jesus?
Say what you know jawe

Have you not been entertained?! nah, I came to stoke the fire, twas getting tepid in here.

Idowuogbo:
Kai! Typical igbo woman! I can bet my lace wig u'll start taking dem off as soon as d pastor utters "u can kiss d bride".smh! Anyways... B4 u embarrass we, me I no wear coral bead o! I'll settle for d SU look, shebi na MFM we dey go for wedding? U no any form of bling bling na taboo rite? If dem bounce u comot for church I no dey o!

Yes o, I be igbo woman, I no deny. If I give u the beads, which one I go use for my own na? Cos I must try my best to catch one bed guy maga for that wedding .

BoboYekini: Have you not been entertained?! nah, I came to stoke the fire, twas getting tepid in here.

lol. Na you e go first burn. Me na cloth of reinforced concrete I wear ontop my diamond body.

ferhyntorlah:

Hmmmm, lola.luv the teacher; this is experience talking.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Oahray: Abeg you go PM me the address so God go use me answer the prayers of those of una wey dey find una own bed guy. I go wear dark shades so dat una go know say I no even send the body

U don already buy bed. We need guy wey never buy bed.

lola.luv:
@lemön
Carry go!
Silky, red ones and also black are sure to set the mood right.

And the slightest hint of Victoria Secret body mist behind the ears and neck!

Hen! Mama ni yen! U sabi merchandise I swear! Tuale!
In addition to dis, hot pink go set wella on ur skin tone 2 o! Make sure u drink Ajase poki poki a week b4 so ur body go ready for spiritual daggaring.

Amya: Sweet lemonade, shey we're cool?
Ignore all this haters that hate to see 'our' star shine.

P.s babes, I take God beg you, I want an IV to the wedding. Abeg!

Hehehehehehehehehe, you're funny. I guess happiness and joy know no bounds.

Lalaosky, I see you. As the bed guys of tomorrow, we better storm the wedding in grandstyle. Abi wetin you think?

lola.luv:
@Chronique.
See how far gone you are ba? I can see what you've been up to these few days you disappeared...

Honestly,I dont understand. I am innocent but I'm not Idibia. Nor be me dey give pple belle...

vivian chinaza:

U don already buy bed. We need guy wey never buy bed.

who tell you say I don buy bed?