Oahray: who tell you say I don buy bed?

ferhyntorlah:

Hehehehehehehehehe, you're funny. I guess happiness and joy know no bounds.

chronique:


Babe,I know. I need some treatment....

Amya:

Omo mehn. This is going to be narialand wedding of the year. I better join the wedding train early nah. So I go dey assured on the beta beta sovenirs wey I go pack go house.

vivian chinaza:

I just knew it.

BoboYekini: Where i fit see Master bed buy?

Amya: Idowuogbo, I go block you for that side nah. Make una include me for all the asoebi arrangement. If I hear say I no go that wedding. I wan jam my own bed maga guy too.

BoboYekini: Lol, this story just had to end with Bedguy proposing. Nothing less!
On the flip side, #iknowdude who got married just for the coochie, some folk just game like that. Cummins too soon, dicck on the small side, or a myriad fetishes. I guess the babe needs to be properly ensnared for these to work without ariwo
Its a shitty world anyways. You play with the cards you're dealt.

Oahray: Badosky come see o! This babe dey accuse me of crimes against bedlessness

Oahray: Lalaosky, I see you. As the bed guys of tomorrow, we better storm the wedding in grandstyle. Abi wetin you think?

Idowuogbo:
Guy, na my babes u wan play? U wan do okoro ojoro abi? Taa! Stop lying joor! Na me and u price king size for idumota last week na! U don forget? Igbo(weed) is bad for ya.

Sweetlemon:
That's for honeymoon nau. Just me and him. VERY NUTTY HONEYMOON

chronique:



Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold it!!!! U want to use style to describe blue film for us this morning;I am not in the mood yet. I wont enjoy it. *imagining d g-strings,yellow nyansh,bobbee fc coming out of the net flowery bra,lady bending over n twin towers landing on my head,etc......ojibijibijibi....tapping head wit both hands like papa ajasco. Lola,this is too early.... May God have mercy on you.

ItsModella:
hahahahaha!! you dey craze o...if you know it, why were you asking?

Goldieluks:


Calling the name of God God doesn't make you a matured/sensible girl.
You should learn to tame your spiteful manners.

ferhyntorlah:

Babe, go on soun; your head dey there! Honeymoon is gonna be the B O M B! All the hidden emotions and raging hormones go come out in full force.

lola.luv:
@lemön
Carry go!
Silky, red ones and also black are sure to set the mood right.

And the slightest hint of Victoria Secret body mist behind the ears and neck!

binger: Badosky! Nne eh,u are the craziest lady alive...#award

lola.luv:


Maybe. Maybe not.

Idowuogbo:
Hen! Mama ni yen! U sabi merchandise I swear! Tuale!
In addition to dis, hot pink go set wella on ur skin tone 2 o! Make sure u drink Ajase poki poki a week b4 so ur body go ready for spiritual daggaring.

vivian chinaza:

Babes, the only souvenir I want that day is my own bed guy maga.

ferhyntorlah:

Abeg bros this is not her portion IJMN. Just say your congrats and wish her the very best. Thanks!

ferhyntorlah:

You're playing hide and seek game with me shey? Yes/No? that's the question.

Idowuogbo:
Hen! Mama ni yen! U sabi merchandise I swear! Tuale!
In addition to dis, hot pink go set wella on ur skin tone 2 o! Make sure u drink Ajase poki poki a week b4 so ur body go ready for spiritual daggaring.

lalaosky:

lwkmd...oahray, attend this wedding o...better babes dey to magalized and lapansh..buwahahaahhaahah

Amya:
Omo mehn. This is going to be narialand wedding of the year. I better join the wedding train early nah. So I go dey assured on the beta beta sovenirs wey I go pack go house.

lalaosky:

lwkmd...oahray, attend this wedding o...better babes dey to magalized and lapansh..buwahahaahhaahah

Oahray: repping the Bed Guys' Crew

I don copy your signature style

vivian chinaza:

, yes o. No time.

ferhyntorlah:

Babe, go on soun; your head dey there! Honeymoon is gonna be the B O M B! All the hidden emotions and raging hormones go come out in full force.

lalaosky:

walayi..i swear, my friend has been laughing since i showed him this topic...lmao

he's contemplating on joining NL if there gurls can be this naughty...lmao