violent:

Don't make any move that may put you at risk of getting "Aluu-ed". In some parts of the country, hysteric screams of "thief thief" directed at you from stranger, in a new town, could send you packing faster than a gunshot to the head.

Pimples: Meanwhile how long has the car been missing?

anelka101: Do i need to ask you may be you are mad or not?
Who are you fooling here? better take your nonsense trend out of here, what kind of advince do u want on an incomplete story? get off my side
No wonder your car is stolen,ode

ckenneths: I want this car for a reason, I heard that a person that knows me was behind the carjacking so I want to find out whom, not to recover the dead car.

Siena:

With all due respect, carjacking refers to an automobile forcibly taken from you. Your car was stolen from where it was parked, so carjacking won't apply to your case.

ebamma: u been dey use the car carry sand, abi u been dey use am carry firewood for people?,
your mate dey lose better jeep to armed robbers them no shake,na this molue were u come dey gyrate about

ckenneths:

Ok, we pray you lose one soon.

Crown Prince: Oga spyder, this your script go sell very well though very much live experience. You have got a creative talent aside civil construction and I respect you as one of the professional here but there is a snag, when watching a flick, I got my entertainment on the action part not on the suspense because I am terribly impatient. I implore you to update me with immediate alacrity how you snuff life out of that man because you are alive and here to narrate the encounter.

For me, you have really taken the right step so far but I would have love to engage that man in a familiar kinda discussion concerning the performance of Nissan bluebird models. Treat him to a drink and make him believe you are for good until the police arrived. I can even trick him to the police station or a nearby check post with all the crazy ideas on my head.

When you have made the man realised he bought the wrong car, ask him for stipend to cover your ownership evidence expenses and then dash him the car. Need I say more?

ckenneths: Some days later, a man appeared at the station to claim this car, the man matched the description in the picture I took, he was arrested and later released on bail when he provided the documents with which he had been driving this car all along, what frightened me was that his documents looked intact, down till the bill of laden, just like mine but with a twist. His documents were bearing the chasis number at the body of the car now, but mine also has documents and the chasis number on mine used to be correct till the car was stolen!

ckenneths: First thing I did was to circle the car, looking other marks and making sure I had up to 5 different things I recognized about my stolen car. The registration number was different from my old car but that was to be expected. So I walked away like 20 meters and made a call, I was calling a friend to come running to the scene with policemen since I don't really know the town very well and trying to stop whoever came to the park with this car alone will be suicidal. The friend I called promised to come with some policemen, so I calmly walked back to the scene and that was when my brain shifted into gear. I switched on my camera and took a clear shot on the car with the registration number, plus the man who has walked out and is standing around the car with his side to me. The picture is attached below.

ebamma: u been dey use the car carry sand, abi u been dey use am carry firewood for people?,
your mate dey lose better jeep to armed robbers them no shake,na this molue were u come dey gyrate about

abiL:

How did you get back home the day your car was stolen? *curious*