190: i see one today him follow him woman go fix hair for saloon
follow the girl go market go buy wig, give the girl transport money still follow the girl go saloon go fry her hair on top
pay still from there go eatery go buy am fried rice and turkey

na relationship be this or na die that guy dey

Shugamania:

How you take see am? Abi you sef dey follow the guy up and down?

stpat1: Na legbere guys who feel they are fortunate for the babe to even be seen with them dey fall leg like that.

Most times sef the babe go still carry the take away go for one sharp baaaad guy for him to get beta stamina knack another babe apkako well.

That's how it goes

Joel.:
Some babe they whenu go dey force to take something but she go say no, na does kind babe i de respect, not only for first date but all through.

pleep: It is actually male nature to favor women and behave like this... whether we like to admit it or not almost all of us had this mentality at some point. Most change after being used, or hearbroken, others learn from more experienced males.

I was lucky enough to wake up after my first failed relationship in highschool... but other men never learn and spend their whole lives as mugus.

I used to buy this one girl chocolates for no reason, Tres embarrassant!

so you were once a mugu

mariannlove: y e dey pain you lyk dis? U don fal victim b4? Thats the power of a woman for u!

Shugamania:

How you take see am? Abi you sef dey follow the guy up and down?

the boy nor know when e take talk am

RedBenson: Jerie, u mean 3k = 5rounds. That's N600 per round. How abt transport wey u go give am for morning nko?

gunners160: kai u wan kil me wit laugh.so sex nw don bcome deal. but d guy dey cheated o because wen him dey nak d babe apako na she go stil dey enjoy ham.u go dey hear ouch ha hmm shit cum on give it 2 me yeah etc even telin d guy 2 go in harder.but if d guy no do ham wel she go dey yarb nd mock d guy.kai ladies they enjoy o everything abt them is 2 take

IZUKWU: i understand you but i believe these days that am worth more than that, i don't go after a girl just because of punny but her personality as well .

190:

so you were once a mugu

190: i see one today him follow him woman go fix hair for saloon
follow the girl go market go buy wig, give the girl transport money still follow the girl go saloon go fry her hair on top
pay still from there go eatery go buy am fried rice and turkey

na relationship be this or na die that guy dey

RedBenson: Last week, i came across a guy who works and earns just 10k per month but him get mind go buy phone of 18k com give one girl wey him never even nak am akpako. Meanwhile him stil dey use one scrab Tecno phone wey him dey use rubber band tie am. After that time, d girl come travel comot wit d phone and till today, em no smell her pant. Some guys sef! No be epitome of mumuism be that?

D guy sef deserve award for dis em own mumuism.

The other day i hear say one nairalander wen don comment for this thread
send one girl 200K make she come see am for port harcourt
the girl change SIM enter voicemail
the guy nearly crace
him dey this thread dey comment with us

pleep: yes even me.... but only for a few months

You go don pay fire

free2ryhme:

women dem use greed curse una .. cant u just say no

ATMC: I tire for you guys. Ok after all these fuss what next? If you take a girl out na and she wan pay for herself you will feel 'inferior' if she leaves d bill for you, you feel being used...wetin sef? You never hear say nature made it like dt to help boost una ego. Abeg make i hear word...after all these noise on top this thread, you go dey sing chop my money...'bishru'

adulthood:

If only you had a joystick, the pleasure that thing gives us is sweeter than the thought of going to heaven. Thats why u see big boys doing all sort of weird things like sniffing a girls underwear, the pleasure is too exciting. Sorry i sound raw. Its time some of u knew some things

mariannlove: y e dey pain you lyk dis? U don fal victim b4? Thats the power of a woman for u!

pompori king: The way the story is detailed it was obviously you that did it

190: such boys full nairaland them can mumu

I know a couple of them - like acidiosis, binger,caseless, hornipipe,dopejemi,flashdarin


all mumu's

hornipipe: Most of them here with 2-3 paragraphs descriptive essays are obviously the victims as in the real mugus, one example is that 190 of a guy, very big mugu