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Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by ebamma(m): 10:43am On Mar 12, 2013 |
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Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by braine(m): 10:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mosho2good: 10:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Were u will c some Nuisance palying early in d morrning. |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by JAZES(m): 10:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
I can never forget way back when we still dey stay for face me i face you. I tell you there is no dull moment. There is this lady that use to come visit one of our neighbors, no body form butter pass this girl o so tey all the bois wey dey our compound dey ask her out. She no gree for those big bros as she too dey form, one fateful afternoon she was caught red handed trying to pick the pant of one Iya Feyi wey she soak for water. That day no funny at all cos iya feyi no gree o, na so d lady dey beg her make she no shout o. Even other folks from the next house rush come find out wetin dey happen for our house. 12 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Scarpon(m): 10:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
one day I go build my own house then I go con comment 4 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 10:45am On Mar 12, 2013 |
life_style: My neighbors kids are too dangerous to leave with,I was once stabbed by a four year old kid... ( |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by PatOgidi(m): 10:45am On Mar 12, 2013 |
E no easy for face i slap you house cos if u fight, cook, do anything at all, na all the neighbour go know. 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kcjazz(m): 10:45am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Public toilet queue was just something else. People go dey answer toilet as name. knock knock Toilet! yes yessss I dey here o. Then there is the occasional "who shit wey no flush am". There is also toilet cleaning time table lol In most face me I face you ,there is always the gossip housewife, the wife beater, the young bachelor who sleeps with everything in the area, the weed smoker/drunkard, the family with uncountable kids, big massive rats and the born again brother/sister. 28 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by yuzedo: 10:45am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Huh?! Fas me a fase you? In Banana Island?? NEVER! 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 10:46am On Mar 12, 2013 |
life_style: My neighbors kids are too dangerous to leave with,I was once stabbed by a four year old kid... (they are from the north) So you expect us to say ''oh! That explains it''? Chai! Northern people don suffer o. 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kandiikane(m): 10:47am On Mar 12, 2013 |
[s]Can some explain this? What is face me I face you? An argument with someone or being caught in an awkward situation?[/s] I get it now. Erm, I've got a couple, let me go and come back. |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Adufaye(m): 10:47am On Mar 12, 2013 |
u neva stay 4 face me i slap u,dy u neva enjoy live,d worst tin abt it is goosip,if u cari gal cum hus make u giv am Mouth Gig compound pple go make u lose interest,any way i was datin a gal in our compound den,nt knw dis gal dy blow wit 1bros wey e window face our own..... |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 10:48am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious andits not disgusting - you proud lass! 3 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mkoabiola: 10:50am On Mar 12, 2013 |
"Face me I slap u"na poverty ooooo. No kitchen,expt dormot abi passage. General toliet. Gossip,nepa bill all d wala u can tink of. But do dey av face I face abroad,jus asking. 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 10:51am On Mar 12, 2013 |
yuzedo: Huh?! Fas me a fase you? In Banana Island?? NEVER!sure you're not living in one of those? |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by caesaraba(m): 10:53am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Adufaye: u neva stay 4 face me i slap u,dy u neva enjoy live,d worst tin abt it is goosip,if u cari gal cum hus make u giv am Mouth Gig compound pple go make u lose interest,any way i was datin a gal in our compound den,nt knw dis gal dy blow wit 1bros wey e window face our own..... Hahaha, I don die finish with laff! 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by busar(m): 10:53am On Mar 12, 2013 |
jhydebaba: Ok, paying electricity bills can be so heart breaking and tedious. To share the point (breaking the unit equally for each tenant) is like a secondary school student thinking of how to solve 'A' level mathematics.You have said it all.same things wit my neighbour |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by causewahala: 10:54am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Ahahaha, wetin carry me enter this thread? I pray I don't receive query today, can't even get a thing done! @ op: that guy wey dey poke alfa wife, wetin happen to am? 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 10:54am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad: its not disgusting - you proud lass!if i were proud i wont have any frnd dat lives dere,so gimme a break and hey u dnt have 2 insult me to make a point. |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 10:55am On Mar 12, 2013 |
yuzedo: Huh?! Fas me a fase you? In Banana Island?? NEVER!Then GTFOH - you arrogant spoilt brat! 3 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Sweetapple007(f): 10:55am On Mar 12, 2013 |
I hav never experience such, i rather go to my village ad live than to experience it |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Oludrex(m): 10:56am On Mar 12, 2013 |
alfredo4u: i dated a girl in my compound, d day kasala burst, deir whole family face my family in one on one fight. Na police setle d battle. Tank God, our level dan changeWho come dey lead for the battle before police intervention 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mko abiola: But do dey av face I face abroad,jus asking.what abroad?? In the US, No. Even in the projects, each apartment has its own bathroom and kitchen. yuzedo: Huh?! Fas me a fase you? In Banana Island?? NEVER!Shut up and tell us your experience! 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nbright: 10:57am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Shollypopz: LoL...never had a reason to live in one. The electricity bill story is freaking hilarious though. That must suck!Girls... Always wanting to hear dirty gists from guys but they hide theirs... Are u gals James Bond?, do u work with the S.S.S?.... 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by JUO(m): 11:02am On Mar 12, 2013 |
ONE GUY FOR MY COMPOUND NO DEY PAY LIGHT BILL BUT HIM DEY SLEEP WITH GEN TILL DAY BREAK. 27 DEC 2010 NEPA CUT OUR LIGHT MY INVERTER STAY 2 DAYS COME OFF I RUN COMOT FOR HOUSE THINKING SAY THIS PEOPLE GO GET CHANGE OF MIND, FOR WIA, SEGUN NO GREE PAY I COME CARRY THE MONEY WEN WE DON PAY GO GIVE HIM SISTER MAKE THEM COMPLETE AM GO PAY, STORY CHANGE THE BABE CARRY THE MONEY DISCHARGE. IN FACT NA 10TH JAN 2011 THEM COME DO THE LIGHT. WE STAYED ALMOST 2 WEEKS WITHOUT LIGHT 4 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:03am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: if i were proud i wont have any frnd dat lives dere,so gimme a break and hey u dnt have 2 insult me to make a point.If you were not proud, then you would not speak ill of your friend's residence like that. I'm sure your friend wouldn't turn down a good chance of living in a posh apartment! The least you can do is be euphemistic with your words! Show some respect! 20 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:05am On Mar 12, 2013 |
stop nitlad.you're cussing,not sharing your experience,if you're idle,chew gum pls.atleast we said our's#duh# |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by talktimi(m): 11:05am On Mar 12, 2013 |
I stayed in one while in school, survived many escapades too I remember a neighbor directly opposite my room who had her boyfriend squatting with her, I shared my food anytime I cooked and thought and we generally had fun together, I had human beings as neighbors until my room mate started giving me gist of how my neighbor and her boyfriend insult me & another neighbor anytime we're off to class and it happened regularly because when he's home, he locks himself in the house. Me and my fellow abused neighbor decided to visit "alhaji" for some wraps of weed, we got an ashawo key, got into their room and poured the weed inside their pot of soup. They packed out FAST 4 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 11:06am On Mar 12, 2013 |
. 3 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by cyril83(m): 11:08am On Mar 12, 2013 |
jhydebaba: Lemme go first.Do you reside at ile alayo? 3 Likes |
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