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Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by yuzedo: 11:34am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"*rolling* But Palmgroovie, bro, don't you guys have a wa-shing mashing to wash your cloth? I know every homes in BANANA ISLAND have a wa-shine mashin to wash and dry your designer cloth. nitlad:Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by AdonisUgeeseus(m): 11:34am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious and disgusting,therequite frankly I'm equally disgusted with u,u call where people leave disgusting? As if they CHOSE 2 stay there.2 think u probably went 2 skul is appalling. 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by free2ryhme: 11:34am On Mar 12, 2013 |
jhydebaba: Lemme go first.guy your head is there |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:34am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad take gum#gives him gum#leta take water oh,ur temper dey rize,abeg free me lyk igloo.shuu u see me 4 dream? |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:35am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am" 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by caesaraba(m): 11:35am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am" Lwkmd! Him dy mad??! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by deviduff(m): 11:36am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am egvery 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"Hahahaha.... Only e de see rain wen de fall. Rememberin levi's jeans. Lol |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:37am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:37am On Mar 12, 2013 |
lemme clear the air,wen i say disgusting,i mean it's environmrent.eg the sokaway spillage,its digustyn.uh |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by onyeego(m): 11:38am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Bros no be small tin, i stayed about a year in what could be described as face me i face you one room apartment. The houses are not built properly; the walls are never straight. The roof always leak during rainy season, no matter how many times a carpenter works on them(a carpenter once fell from d roof into my room while making repairs) You will always know when your neighbor is been intimate at night. mehn, for that area you will be amazed at the number of people that emerge from a room in the morning, there could be up 10 persons in a room. My worst nightmare was having the compound toilet directly in front of my room;you could hear the ugly music of fart and poo coming from d ass of a person who has running stomach. Mehn, poverty stinks. Praise be to Oga Jesus who has made my story different today. 16 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kemoolala: 11:38am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Drdreluv: ........My TV use to pick everybodys TV in my compound i was so surprised at de middle of de night when my TV picked an SU sister(only only sister) like dat.....OMG she is watchin porn wooo no be small porn oh.... Holy Holy sister NOT only only 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by bolayei: 11:38am On Mar 12, 2013 |
A face me i face you house is a house with different occupants from different back grounds and not one family and they share amenities like kitchen and bathroom.The doors don't necceasry have to be facing each other it could be next to each other. Every nigerian that travelled abroad have lived in one and still live in one for various reasons, it could be because of being single and have no kids or partner so does not need that much space and pay unnecessary bills or he can't afford a flat even if he wants to live in one. Alot of people sell their properties in nigeria for greener pasture abroad and end up in a shared house(face-me-i-face-you). CHINE55: 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by abdulkayus(m): 11:39am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am" chaiiiiiii, hahahahahahaha, i don die oooooo. Omo, c strategy. Chaiiiii |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 11:39am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Lived in our FmIFU apartment in osogbo for yrs plus before we arranged a flat settings.twas fun though and a lotta lesson to be leanrt by staying there.I just see it as a phase in life for certain peeps...it can only get betterand nothing to be ashamed about 3 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by caesaraba(m): 11:39am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. ROTFWML! oboy! 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:40am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Oahray: lmao! the fooolish boy turn weather forecaster. no mind am 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by abdulkayus(m): 11:41am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. hahahahahaha, laffin at d armed robber, ashe won se le |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 11:42am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. Ayaf dead oº°˚!! *laffing and rolling to njaba river* 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kemoolala: 11:42am On Mar 12, 2013 |
onye ego: Bros no be small tin, i stayed about a year in what could be described as face me i face you one room apartment. Poverty ki somi obe rara! i thank God for ur life if really ur no more there. |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by TonJoh(m): 11:43am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Some years back,I rented a room in London which was demarcated into 6 additional rooms. Several characters used to live there. The ones I won't 4get re two Gay couples,who stay awake all night drinking cans of beers,shouting and fighting demselves. Each time dey want to pee they walk naked from there room to the toilet not minding whether you have a famale visitor.when u talk 2 dem abt it (walking naked),dey re gud at appologising.D day I moved out was wen I caught one of the Gay chap peeing in the kitchen sink. Another character is a Ugandan who calls himself a pastor and spend time every day mastubating before going to work. Kai I will never forget that house in a hurry. 14 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by AdonisUgeeseus(m): 11:43am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: if i were proud i wont have any frnd dat lives dere,so gimme a break and hey u dnt have 2 insult me to make a point.u were not insulted or since when did 'proud' become an insult or is it 'lass' (which simply means young girl),or are u a learner as well as arrogant? 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:43am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: nitlad take gum#gives him gum#leta take water oh,ur temper dey rize,abeg free me lyk igloo.shuu u see me 4 dream?You have no class! Adonis Ugeeseus: quite frankly I'm equally disgusted with u,u call where people leave disgusting? As if they CHOSE 2 stay there.2 think u probably went 2 skul is appalling.You see your idiocy now causticgal? mysticgal: lemme clear the air,wen i say disgusting,i mean it's environmrent.eg the sokaway spillage,its digustyn.uhSTFU already - you classless tactless ho! 3 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Vincent41(m): 11:43am On Mar 12, 2013 |
jhydebaba: Ok, paying electricity bills can be so heart breaking and tedious. To share the point (breaking the unit equally for each tenant) is like a secondary school student thinking of how to solve 'A' level mathematics. de best Joke Site is ===>Nairaland any time i want to laugh i will just log in...... Chaiiii, come see people talk....some people bad for mouth instead of face..lozzzzzzz.still laughing 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by JIGHU(m): 11:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious and disgusting,there YEA YEA WE KNOW YOU LIVE IN BADIA OJURIN...IN A WOOD MAKESHIFT DUPLEX 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Coldfeet(f): 11:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Nna men!! Pump fights? Who remove my bucket? Who turn my water? Who wear my slippers? My face me I face you experience na for Orile when my mama send me go exile because of my strong head! My uncle and him family regret wetin make them accept me come stay for dia house! Araromi street hear am! Last time I was dia people no believe say na Bole ka jah/ one blow seven akpoos be dis! I thank God for today! 4 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by lafuria1(m): 11:44am On Mar 12, 2013 |
deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. , the armed robber fear house with no door...... |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by vivianc(f): 11:45am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Omg! this is hilarious! I just went down memory lane and I'm gonna share mine. We stayed in one as kids. There were lots of fighting and quarrelling, in fact as kids we prayed for it cos we loved seeing the 'actor' and 'boss' so whenever people fought we played the spectators. Then the turn by turn sweeping of compound and washing of the public lavatory no be small thing o Then amongst ourselves as kids we re-act foreign action movies like no retreat no surrender, etc. We would construct a local gun and be running around the bush. Then we flew kite, drove borex, back tumbling, etc and don't forget the group fight . Menh it was fun. Then there was a case of young guys then bringing in different girls and would be making some silly noise (so we thought) behind close doors. So one day we decided to find out what they were doing that warrants the loud noise, so we decided to go on a peeping spree. One of those days we were so engrossed with the action going on that we didn't know when the guy noticed we were there, sneaked out and came to the window we were and gave us a hardddd knock on the head . It was so painful, we cried but couldn't tell our parents why we were given the knock. What else do I remember? Will be back when I remember more. 11 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:49am On Mar 12, 2013 |
la furia:No, he fear gangbannnggg from dem TEN BOIZ!!! 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:50am On Mar 12, 2013 |
yuzedo: Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr!Go fvck a diseased orangutan jor - you miserable cvnt! 3 Likes |
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