I do it to my guy when he is on his laptop playing.I fart in nylon and burst the content on his face.. ;Dhe go chase me around the whole house with one of my heels.When wanna do his own,he just blows it on my face

if you are used to ur partner then you can do anything in front of him/her and you guys will just laugh about and that's all. As for me, i have done that and she have done that in my presence too. So it's no big deal if you guys love each other so much. You can only shy about that if your love for each other is still in level one, that means you guys are just starting.

shesdiamond: Well for ladies it's a bit unlady like, you may get used to it, and may even do it in public

So it is man like to fart

denony: My ex-girlfriend always feels comfortable farting in my presence, and when i pretend it's smelling she will tell me it's because I'm giving her better food/thing, and we will laugh over it. Lol. missed that crazy gurl real baddddddd.


My dad like farting in front of my mum and every member of the family, lol.
And when u complain he will ask you to go build your own house.

He even said to all of us that whenever he farts, we should all stand and salute him with "Mazi oooo"

LWKMD! So classic!

haba!!! if u cant fart in ur partners presence then i dont tink the relationsip is for real.cos i tink ur still forming for urselves. mi and my girlfrend dey give ourselvs steady bombin...dts the fun oh...get used to it.hahahah

LWKMD...hahahahahahahaha

:: VMF :::


LWKMD! So classic!

As common as fart, if your bf/gf has never done that in your presence even by mistake when you are both alone, there are many secrets he/she is hiding from you

lynpetra: I do it to my guy when he is on his laptop playing.I fart in nylon and burst the content on his face.. ;Dhe go chase me around the whole house with one of my heels.When wanna do his own,he just blows it on my face

oh boi! but i like dat...lmao. Our relationship is not 'old' dats why. Its just seven month. But he can fart in front of me wella..its just me dat can't do same, most importantly cos i know my own can smell sometimes. Sh.it!

okay i know this sounds very silly..i know..but i want to ask, can u 'pollute' in front of your boyfriend or girlfriend?? I can't pollute in front of mine. My stomach was rumbling yesterday..i kept holding it and sending it back..(the consequential feeling is bad!)
Not dat i'm not even free with my bf.. guys have given me the impression dat its so unladylike to do dat.
Pls don't comment 'stupid question', i knew dat already.



I had a girlfriend who was always farting in front of me. Whenever I felt 'pressed', I went to the other room. She couldn't endure it anymore an confronted me one day asking if I don't fart at all(we dated for 8years). I expect everyone to behave civil. If you feel like farting, use the restroom.

I think its not cool at all. I once carried a babe in my car and the next thing, I foul smell enveloped the car. That was really off_putting. It was d last time I saw her. Its a pretty dirty habbit.

Farting in front of anyone is plain disgusting.

koastar: As common as fart, if your bf/gf has never done that in your presence even by mistake when you are both alone, there are many secrets he/she is hiding from you

BULLSHIIIIT.
Some people are just too cultured for that.

Lol. Am 5yrs older than my girl and we play alot. When I "pollute" its usually loud and next thing she'd dash to d wardrobe and use perfumes, deodorant, whatever she cud get her hands on at the time to "fumigate" the room as she calls it. Then, some occasions I make her laugh so hard that she would "accidentally release" and that, I tell you is funnier.

Farting in front of your partner doesn't mean disrespect and or that the babe na kpako. Just boils down to how you guys understand each other and the rapport you have with your partner. But then, it depends on the mood you guys are in at the time.

It is my daily routine.Farting is my good morning to my spouse, it is a family tradition.

uj_sizzle:
BULLSHIIIIT.
Some people are just too cultured for that.

Culture has nothing to do with this since you don't go around farting in people's presence. It only shows that both of them are VERY free with each other besides, it's fun at times

uj_sizzle: Farting in front of anyone is plain disgusting.

u sef talk am..i thought so too.
My bf throws the thing happily in front of me when d need arises... But i can't do same..cos i think its absolutely disgusting to do dat in front of anyone at all..
But dat day's own was bad..i was not in a place where i could find a place to excuse myself to fart, so i kept holding it, i knew it was going to smell, cos i ate eggs dat morning.
one day i know he'll still ask me if i don't fart at all.

uj_sizzle: Farting in front of anyone is plain disgusting.

u are right.

Na una own u na dey talk...as I dey read this trend so I just throway one loud one..and my babe dey hala..."LOl...
#Its fun#

U guys are missing da fun in dis, my gal n I kind of compete with it, who does it louder, longer n which one smells worst. It feels so good wen I win her in da game. Try it n u'll enjoy da closeness it gets u guys.

booqee: u sef talk am..i thought so too.
My bf throws the thing happily in front of me when d need arises... But i can't do same..cos i think its absolutely disgusting to do dat in front of anyone at all..
But dat day's own was bad..i was not in a place where i could find a place to excuse myself to fart, so i kept holding it, i knew it was going to smell, cos i ate eggs dat morning.
one day i know he'll still ask me if i don't fart at all.

Do u wear G-strings or full pants?

;DWoohooo me n ma boo enjoy farting... Truth is if u neva do am for ur partner presence den u guys aint in love yet!!

cmon fart? na the smallest things wey my wife will ever complain about even my kids will say its Dad and the other will say its Mum and my wife will say dont mind your daddy ooo is him.. so what's so special about it. I have a friend who will fart in public place life eatery, bank, bar/club and when you look at him he will start steering at you to the extent that both of you will start laughing

Danhumprey: Do u wear G-strings or full pants?

why??

bashy_demy: cmon fart? na the smallest things wey my wife will ever complain about even my kids will say its Dad and the other will say its Mum and my wife will say dont mind your daddy ooo is him.. so what's so special about it. I have a friend who will fart in public place life eatery, bank, bar/club and when you look at him he will start steering at you to the extent that both of you will start laughing

lmao!

Lwkm @ comments..bt den,














Am I d only 1 smelling mess through dis thread already

360command: Wen I fvuck girls, dey fart! Those type of farts do not smell. But the normal means by which a lady or guys farts in front of their love life is imminent. Its bound to happen but one just needs to control it and when u do that, ask for a pardon. Dats ol

what kind talk be this?

booqee: why??

Just asking. But atleast,they should ease off the pressure accumulating in ur ass-hole when u want to fart.

Enegod: if your bf/gf cant fart or burp in front of you...dont trust the persn

@ op dis is d answer u need ignore every other.

gross. yuck She wan kill me? Ahn Ahn. I just can't abeg. Life is too short to inconviencce people like dat na. Just go outside and release the bomb

lynpetra: I do it to my guy when he is on his laptop playing.I fart in nylon and burst the content on his face.. ;Dhe go chase me around the whole house with one of my heels.When wanna do his own,he just blows it on my face

Cant stop laughing

SniperInADiaper: Cant stop laughing

Shootable tinz outside d diaper range shey?