Adufaye: eyah nd u con vex say u lose am

biko, am I supposed to just jump into his arms?

sakaguchi:
That's good for you.

Not fair jare cos I wanted us to be gud friends 1st.

sakaguchi:
I'm still looking for the lie here, is it that you lied to her before she opened her legs or what?

The lie there is dat she claimed no matter what,she cnt do pre marital bleepin

735 i: The first night we spent together she said;
Babes I forgot to tell u; I'm bleeding...
Na hin I remind am; but it's not up to two weeks ago u took money from my wallet which u said u were going to use to buy sanitary towels
As a sharp babe she quickly counter; oh those....? Those were for my roommate... Na hin I laugh.... The same roommate wey u tell me say una dey keep malice abi...
Me; if I sound you!!!....c'mon come tender the kpomo joor!!!

badt guy

lola.luv:
There was this toaster I had back then.

Him: I studied Elect/Elect in Uniport.

Me: I'm a .... from ... University.

*I didn't click with him so I blanked him. Many months later, he still came looking for me*

Him: One of my greatest regrets in life is the fact that I didn't get to study Elect/Elect. I don't want to regret not marrying my dream woman.

Me:

LWKMD!dese stories r fvkin hilarious.

born2fuck: I wanted to surprised her on valentine day, I have told her I will be very busy and we likely not see, she told me she will be home throughout as she has no where to go while I secretly bought a gift and head to her house. I got to her house, she was no where to be found, I called her, she told me she was in sitting room" Na waoo, I told her I was in same sitting room, she thought it was a joke, but immediately I gave phone to her Mum, she claimed she was in next street. Walahi" I waited for 2 good hours for person wey claimed she was on next, I could not even stand up with shame of gift I bought, even my leg dey shake, even when she land, her breasst almost commot for the type of dress she wear.

Bros u need to knack us full tory abt dis ur experience ooo

Liciouslucy:
Not fair jare cos I wanted us to be gud friends 1st.

funny gal! Xo u can tell him u love him like a frnd or broda huh? Funny naija gals.

krispycash: I slept in his bed but nothing happened, he only tried....

This one fit no be lie o...I don enter that kind one chance before...

Hmmmm

sKeetz:

^ ^
You be confirm maye

no be small maye n mugu

She told me she loves me... Very funny

Me: you have a girlfriend
Boy: nope, we broke up 3 days ago
Me: eeya, why?
Boy: caught her kissing her best friend, turned out she z a lesbian

Few days later

Me: Have you met any lesbian before
Boy: not at all, do they even exist in Nigeria

#Modafucker#

Make I no lie na me dey talk the lies,sometimes when I lie finish me self dey suprise.but am a change person now old tins have past away,and all tins have become new

after asking who called u last night she Sed it was her dad but u told me daddy lost his fon she Sed he used mummy s FON .but mummy travels to uncle she started saying I am inquisitive. I laughed her because all Na dsame

....can.i.even.count??omo dat girl na profe.......all.her lies noor be here!

Tru chat, he told me God shud make him impotent if he eva ve sex wit anoda. Found out he's 5 other gals!