mondi_cheeks: I didn't sleep wit ur friend when we split, I jus put the head in, realized it was wrong then took it out

Excel 30 :
He said the lady i saw nude with him on the bed,was a female friend who intended spending the night.

kama1210: My friend, Frank called me to help talk to his girl in those days,
Me: hi dear how are you
She: am cool and you
Me: fine, where do you base and what are you doing for now?
She: PH, Am a student
Me: which school and course?
She: Rivers state College of Education, eeehm eehm, am studying Pharmacy.
Me: wow, i never heard it before

Wuked.P:
My Dear anytime am traveling i love goin by air, Then i asked her, wats ur prefared airline? And she said DHL i almost fainted

Etumgbe: Me: baby where do u work?
girl: I work with etisalat.
few weeks later I saw her selling sim cards inside market

aspabay: This one is still fresh..
She told me she was going for Service, all her mate dey go collect call up letter, she no go anywhere, camp resume she still dey house, two days later she pach bag, collect transport say dem post am go Calabar.
All my corper friends are posting pictures posing with friends, ALL her own pics na only her dey there, the background looks like a forest, e be like say na only her dey the camp. I am still waiting for the next lie after orientation camp...

emmanuel4758: anoda funny tin hapen right now in pretoria s.a i ask girl whats ur name sweety?am fine.i now ask her wats ur name? she told me nkechi.wow ur name sound Hot ? Thank u.i den told her my fada senior mandela and her beauty just draw my attention and i need a through s.a frnd ?she ask me wy.i told her my fada told us never to date any person who is nt s.a origin?she smile and told me nice one dat she even hate oda country especialy, nigeria,ghana ,and oda west african country.lol i smile a little and leta ask her nkechi but where ar u frm?she said am frm johenesburg and my moda is frm pretoria .lol i den burst out laughin .i just wonda nkechi igbo girl claim to be frm johenesburg becose she don c mandela grandson but she dnt know i be igbo boi lol ;Danoda funny tin hapen right now in pretoria s.a i ask girl whats ur name sweety?am fine.i now ask her wats ur name? she told me nkechi.wow ur name sound Hot ? Thank u.i den told her my fada senior mandela and her beauty just draw my attention and i need a through s.a frnd ?she ask me wy.i told her my fada told us never to date any person who is nt s.a origin?she smile and told me nice one dat she even hate oda country especialy, nigeria,ghana ,and oda west african country.lol i smile a little and leta ask her nkechi but where ar u frm?she said am frm johenesburg and my moda is frm pretoria .lol i den burst out laughin .i just wonda nkechi igbo girl claim to be frm johenesburg becose she don c mandela grandson but she dnt know i be igbo boi lol

Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!
Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So speak what you know sir!!!

SniperInADiaper:

How did he manage to let those words escape him. I would have shot his ass

SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?

ORAFA: EX......After spending the nite at my house she woke up and said she had an assignment to submit by 10am so she'll live by 8am. I told her to tell her room mate to do it for her since she always does that. She said nobody knows where it is. I said show them, she said didn't want anybody near her box. She then texted my co-boyfriend and told him to meet her at a certain hotel. Some how I saw the text and asked her if that was the assignment. She replied that she was going there to break up wit him(sounded really funny to me). She left that town by 5pm that day. So I asked wat she did about the assignment and she stupidly said she told her friend to submit it for her. Thank GOD we are no more. But yday she asked me for airtime to browse her assignment. I sent it. Atleast human hearts forgive.

emmanuel4758: hi nadia ?hey emmanuel .nadia where ar u from ?am frm s.a.which part ?cape town .wow nice one u luk so sweet in u pix?thank u . I ga enyem ukwu nwere nti make i jolly ? Lol iga eburikwa.i den bust out lafin like mad man on the street start tinkin dis girl hear igbo ,speak igbo, and even write igbo ,but claim to be frm s.a .oboi girls can lie ehh .but i outsmart her lol .no be n.land nadia na anoda nadia in capetown lol.

nadia_SA: lol I'm really from s.a nau.. I no I'm the one who answered u so ooo..

My gawd the drama out of this one post

emmanuel4758: lol nadia nt u now bt anoda nadia lol

nadia_SA:
Lol yes don't worry I believe u..

Kassidy90: She's a coworker, always preach to me against premarital s*x, but on her last birthday I offered to take her out coz she to told me she has no guy in her life, after d outing I asked her to come n know my place on getting there.......hmmmmm complete d story urself, since then I was like mehnnn.....

ORAFA: EX......After spending the nite at my house she woke up and said she had an assignment to submit by 10am so she'll live by 8am. I told her to tell her room mate to do it for her since she always does that. She said nobody knows where it is. I said show them, she said didn't want anybody near her box. She then texted my co-boyfriend and told him to meet her at a certain hotel. Some how I saw the text and asked her if that was the assignment. She replied that she was going there to break up wit him(sounded really funny to me). She left that town by 5pm that day. So I asked wat she did about the assignment and she stupidly said she told her friend to submit it for her. Thank GOD we are no more. But yday she asked me for airtime to browse her assignment. I sent it. Atleast human hearts forgive.

angel TI:

LIAR!!!

Tarelove: On a first date with her she said I study at Land mark University in port high cort. Pals dat was d end of d date.