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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by deshclones(m): 6:13pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
her:i didn't cheat on you,i just gave him a handjob.. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Etumgbe(m): 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Me: baby where do u work? girl: I work with etisalat. few weeks later I saw her selling sim cards inside market 5 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by yuzedo: 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I dint love u four ur charmin goooood look, 18in badonkey (9inch long 9inch wide) or ur banana iceland man shun. Is cos am a sweet cristian girl dat I love u so much. 4 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by akereconfi: 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday.... 11 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
we never really dated sha-during the siking process he said he will like us to get married that he had an account in first bank and the title of the account was "marriage money" i almost fainted with laughter-later discovered he was married with 3kids and was 35 yrs old as against the 28 he told me. choi na wa. 3 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by johnstar(m): 6:20pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
She said her mum is stil a virgin 3 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Itoroetti(m): 6:21pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
demelza: "Omo ogun",decieve urself.so guy never do u strong thing b4?even d one weh u trip for,na aonda person house boi.dats how life goes. 6 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
johnstar: She said her mum is stil a virgin lwkmd 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by delors(m): 6:23pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I don't like telling lies to guys! I laughed. Liar! 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by WukedP(m): 6:25pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
She told me she was a virgin n i was trying somtins out close to dat side n my two fingers entered, She told me she graduated frm IMSU, some months later she had problems wit her elder brother knowing how close i was wit her so he came n told me that if i dnt advice her to change her ways dat he's gonna remove his hands frm her admision process 8 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by adrainuche(m): 6:26pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Lovely thread conspicuous liars !!!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by rodeo0070(m): 6:26pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Excel 30 :That guy should be fried in Lacasera... 2 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by ravensckar(m): 6:26pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
190: mineGod!ur galfrnd must be related to my 'ex' d only different tin in ds post was d aftermath. me? I jst tuk my last share of her promo n bounced off. A reali unprofessional liar,dts wat gals are.... |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Deco007: 6:29pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I meet a old galfrnd at the RCCG Camp ground in 2008. Me: Which school u dey now. Gurl:She smile i said Uniben we're on Holiday. ME:Am so happy 4. In dat same year i gain admin Into laspotech only to see her next to Me in the same class. I knew she will be so ashamed of herself the moment she saw me. LIE NO GOOD OO. 6 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by aspabay(m): 6:29pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
This one is still fresh.. She told me she was going for Service, all her mate dey go collect call up letter, she no go anywhere, camp resume she still dey house, two days later she pack bag, collect transport say dem post am go Calabar. All my corper friends are posting pictures posing with friends, ALL her own pics na only her dey there, the background looks like a forest, e be like say na only her dey the camp. I am still waiting for the next lie after orientation camp... 34 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by ichidodo: 6:29pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Ah don laugh tire...C'mon tender that kpomo jor!!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
tellwisdom: |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by BarryX(m): 6:32pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
That she fell for me the first day she saw me spit out saliva, I was like babe are you f**king kidding me? What's sexy about spitting? And she said she likes the projectile motion formed when i spew it from my mouth. Ewww...Weird isn't she? Lol.. Love her still though 6 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Itoroetti(m): 6:34pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
190: mine U sabi lie.u be champions league weh him remove ur undies come d watch? 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Lordave: 6:34pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
They say share the funniest lie your ex or present partner told you and some of you dey lie join the lies. Pathetic! 33 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by bejeria101(m): 6:35pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?my supposed girl friend,told me she wasnt celebrating her b,day,only for a friend to not only attend d party but also took a pix with her,she hasnt calld me since march 16th which was her b,day,naija gals with their mumunic ways |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Said she switched off her phone cuz her cousin whom she went to visit had no juice in hers. Said she was expecting to see plenty msgs and missed calls from me, when she switched, as d loving mugu I'm supposed to be. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by WukedP(m): 6:37pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
My Dear anytime am traveling i love goin by air, Then i asked her, wats ur prefared airline? And she said DHL i almost fainted 24 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by timecop28: 6:37pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
735 i: The first night we spent together she said;LOOL!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by ekwerendi(m): 6:38pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
me:pls can u tell me about ur past ? ex:my ex.boy just died n I spent 90k on drinks n programs months later .... ex:my ex.boy was a banker he abandoned me n left me very shattered ...u av brought hapinez to my life me:bt u said he is dead ex:yes but but sorry I told u..I didn't know u know already 5 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by ypeace: 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
The FUNNY LIES look FABRICATED while the TRUE LIES are NOT FUNNY...... Buh all in all this thrend is full of interesting peepz 5 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Wuked.P: That was wucked! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by CarmelloANGEL(m): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Etumgbe: Me: baby where do u work?U got me laffin wit dz...perhaps d sim cards were etisalat's...so u cnt rili call her a liar 2 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by valicious1(m): 6:40pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
akereconfi: She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday....ROTFLMAO!! very funny |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I didn't sleep wit ur friend when we split, I jus put the head in, realized it was wrong then took it out 6 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I love you.. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
My ex... Me: Are you a virgin sweethrt? Girl: Yes dear... MY hole is still tight... And bloody (During sex)......... Me: But sweethrt , ur hole is big..and blood never came out.. Girl: Yes...i used my finger to tear it out b4 we started Lies!!!!! Lies!!! Lies! 8 Likes |
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