her:i didn't cheat on you,i just gave him a handjob..

Me: baby where do u work?
girl: I work with etisalat.
few weeks later I saw her selling sim cards inside market

I dint love u four ur charmin goooood look, 18in badonkey (9inch long 9inch wide) or ur banana iceland man shun. Is cos am a sweet cristian girl dat I love u so much.

She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday....

we never really dated sha-during the siking process he said he will like us to get married that he had an account in first bank and the title of the account was "marriage money" i almost fainted with laughter-later discovered he was married with 3kids and was 35 yrs old as against the 28 he told me. choi na wa.

She said her mum is stil a virgin

demelza:
Read my post again, I said I dint date him. An Omo Ogun is not so easily fooled. He was one sweet maga tho

"Omo ogun",decieve urself.so guy never do u strong thing b4?even d one weh u trip for,na aonda person house boi.dats how life goes.

johnstar: She said her mum is stil a virgin

lwkmd

I don't like telling lies to guys!
I laughed. Liar!

She told me she was a virgin n i was trying somtins out close to dat side n my two fingers entered,

She told me she graduated frm IMSU, some months later she had problems wit her elder brother knowing how close i was wit her so he came n told me that if i dnt advice her to change her ways dat he's gonna remove his hands frm her admision process

Lovely thread conspicuous liars !!!!

Excel 30 :
He said the lady i saw nude with him on the bed,was a female friend who intended spending the night.

That guy should be fried in Lacasera...

190: mine

ex: honey while you were away i went to visit him cos i was bored
we ended up kissing, he took off my shirt,bra,trouser and pant but he didnt touch me

me: I bust laff

God!ur galfrnd must be related to my 'ex' d only different tin in ds post was d aftermath. me? I jst tuk my last share of her promo n bounced off. A reali unprofessional liar,dts wat gals are....

I meet a old galfrnd at the RCCG Camp ground in 2008. Me: Which school u dey now.
Gurl:She smile i said Uniben we're on Holiday.
ME:Am so happy 4.
In dat same year i gain admin Into laspotech only to see her next to Me in the same class.
I knew she will be so ashamed of herself the moment she saw me. LIE NO GOOD OO.

This one is still fresh..
She told me she was going for Service, all her mate dey go collect call up letter, she no go anywhere, camp resume she still dey house, two days later she pack bag, collect transport say dem post am go Calabar.
All my corper friends are posting pictures posing with friends, ALL her own pics na only her dey there, the background looks like a forest, e be like say na only her dey the camp. I am still waiting for the next lie after orientation camp...

Ah don laugh tire...C'mon tender that kpomo jor!!!

tellwisdom:
Me:Sup babe, where is your dad..

Gurl:He's in the u.s.

Me: Call him.

Gurl:sorry, i dont have his number

190: mine

ex: honey while you were away i went to visit him cos i was bored
we ended up kissing, he took off my shirt,bra,trouser and pant but he didnt touch me

me: I bust laff

U sabi lie.u be champions league weh him remove ur undies come d watch?

They say share the funniest lie your ex or present partner told you and some of you dey lie join the lies.
Pathetic!

SniperInADiaper: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?

my supposed girl friend,told me she wasnt celebrating her b,day,only for a friend to not only attend d party but also took a pix with her,she hasnt calld me since march 16th which was her b,day,naija gals with their mumunic ways

Said she switched off her phone cuz her cousin whom she went to visit had no juice in hers. Said she was expecting to see plenty msgs and missed calls from me, when she switched, as d loving mugu I'm supposed to be.

My Dear anytime am traveling i love goin by air, Then i asked her, wats ur prefared airline? And she said DHL i almost fainted

735 i: The first night we spent together she said;
Babes I forgot to tell u; I'm bleeding...
Na hin I remind am; but it's not up to two weeks ago u took money from my wallet which u said u were going to use to buy sanitary towels
As a sharp babe she quickly counter; oh those....? Those were for my roommate... Na hin I laugh.... The same roommate wey u tell me say una dey keep malice abi...
Me; if I sound you!!!....c'mon come tender the kpomo joor!!!

LOOL!!

me:pls can u tell me about ur past ?
ex:my ex.boy just died n I spent 90k on drinks n programs
months later ....
ex:my ex.boy was a banker he abandoned me n left me very shattered ...u av brought hapinez to my life
me:bt u said he is dead
ex:yes but but sorry I told u..I didn't know u know already

The FUNNY LIES look FABRICATED while the TRUE LIES are NOT FUNNY...... Buh all in all this thrend is full of interesting peepz

Wuked.P:
My Dear anytime am traveling i love goin by air, Then i asked her, wats ur prefared airline? And she said DHL i almost fainted

That was wucked!

Etumgbe: Me: baby where do u work?
girl: I work with etisalat.
few weeks later I saw her selling sim cards inside market

U got me laffin wit dz...perhaps d sim cards were etisalat's...so u cnt rili call her a liar

akereconfi: She told me she has repented and no SEX... I logged into her 2go account and a guy was asking her if she took the POSTINOR 2 yesterday....

ROTFLMAO!! very funny

I didn't sleep wit ur friend when we split, I jus put the head in, realized it was wrong then took it out

I love you..

My ex...
Me: Are you a virgin sweethrt?
Girl: Yes dear... MY hole is still tight... And bloody
(During sex).........
Me: But sweethrt , ur hole is big..and blood never came out..
Girl: Yes...i used my finger to tear it out b4 we started
Lies!!!!! Lies!!! Lies!