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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by SmashingM(f): 11:53am On Jul 03, 2013 |
Ex told me (without my asking him) that he earns 25k a month as IT specialist not knowing that i accidentally saw his payslip. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by adecore: 11:55am On Jul 03, 2013 |
Wuked.P: Omo if na me,I for still dey faint ooo. Choi see lie. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by PedroJP(m): 11:57am On Jul 03, 2013 |
SniperInADiaper: yeah and also on guard( i mean wearing his CD) against any trap like STD,AIDS etc which that sweet thing fit come with |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by sakaguchi(m): 12:05pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Tarelove: On a first date with her she said I study at Land mark University in port high cort. Pals dat was d end of d date.I don't understand, did she write it? |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by adecore: 12:06pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
sakaguchi: Are you sure he was indeed starved? The last shoe wey you see for your door no be your size? 42? Mumu like you. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
seunny4lif: Na wetin almost all of dem dey yarn be dat.. If,dem no rape dem?Na only one guy do am b4 u?Lwkmd...Girls sha Lol |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Katier00(f): 12:10pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
U ar damn funny |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by adecore: 12:13pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Magicdon: wat is PORTINOR pls? Na wetin dem dey put for bread if Mayonnaise don finish. 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Boo: my dad is italian Me: baby how come u'r so dark Boo: because i was born in Ghana |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Katier00(f): 12:17pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Pls dnt kill me |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by sakaguchi(m): 12:20pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
adecore:Chairman, you're not suppose to quote me na, you're to quote Berem who thought her bobo was sex starved. I only pointed to her that even if he did not poke another person, then both of them were starved of sex by her temporary celibacy. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by mn09abk: 12:34pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Her: I dont think i can do this anymore, I want to Get bAck to Spirituality and Concentrate on God 3 Months Later Traditional Wedding pics on FB with the so called "ex" |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Boo: my dad is Italian Me: oh really, but how come u luk so dark Boo: because i was born in Ghana 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Boo: my dad is Italian Me: oh really so how come u r so dark Boo: because i was born in Ghana |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by oluwabukunola(f): 1:01pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
ammy.ammy:ROTFL LAKMD |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 1:03pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Ephraimspy:Ediot in high Places,dats what you are!!!......By the way, What are you saying??.I don't seem to understand!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by anderson1994: 1:17pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
ma ex did ma frend den she called me n said "I gave him d wrong hole n he did nt kw " n I was like really few days latter ma frend told dat d girl was to wide lol n this chick bin dey form virgin for me :Dma ex did ma frend den she called me n said "I gave him d wrong hole n he did nt kw " n I was like really few days latter ma frend told dat d girl was to wide lol n this chick bin dey form virgin for me |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AbuMikey(m): 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
NO LONG TIN: .....We had sex for the first time a day before (really didnt expect it, even though i've know her for a while)ROTFL |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by butpro(m): 1:33pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
born2fuck: Walahi if she asked for another airtime and you send it, thunder will strike you in Jesus name. Na una dey make other girls think all boys are mumu. Someone Bleep your friend and you still send airtime to her. Mumu original, na U bi dat1000 Amen. 1 Like |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Mzspread(f): 1:34pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Ds actually isn't my ex or current...just my landlord's grandson back den in sch.he lied to us dat he was in sch and wen bin asked wat d name of d sch is,he gives us different names every time he travels bak home from 'God-knows-where'. One day,we whr al talkn abt NYSC and giving options in whr we wna serve,al of a sudden, d guy just interrupted and said he is goin to serve in USA... There was an initial moment of silence dat looked like a long pause,and 'buhahahahahahah!!! Everybody bursted into laughter... I felt so embarassed for d chap! 5 Likes |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
I slept in his bed but nothing happened, he only tried.... |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by wemmieslim(f): 3:55pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Les: Not really ma babe but a next door neighbour..Oh......no!!! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by flairlady(f): 4:33pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
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Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 4:33pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Dudes on here are just recycling the same story. Guys, you need to get more creative. This thread is getting boring. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by flairlady(f): 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
i asked him what platoon he was in NYSC orientation camp and he told me he was in platoon 13!!That guy told me lots of lies |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Dudes on here are just recycling the same story. Guys, you need to get more creative. This thread is getting less interesting. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by 25omega(m): 4:51pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
SmashingM:is it that he makes more or less? i dont get your point. |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Saraha1(f): 5:04pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
[quote author=flairlady]i asked him what platoon he was in NYSC orientation camp and he told me he was in platoon 13!!That guy told me lots of lies[/quote] He could be right.I was in platoon 13 which was the last platoon then at Akwa-Ibom.2009set . |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 5:08pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
SmashingM: Is it any of your business if he makes more or less? |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by SpicyMimi(f): 5:24pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
ehiblessing: Hmmm it was a big lie I went to his hux on d bathroom I saw a girls panties and he told me it was 4 him, he was just too concincing dat he even tried it on himself dat I started doubting if it was reall a girks pantiesthis gotta be the funniest!!! He's such a pathetic liar! |
Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Otses(f): 5:29pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Hilarious thread, funny lies some people's ex told, and many LIES formed by people to add to the thread, just laughing reading some of the post. |
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