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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
na waoooo see d fine girl ,and she looks young
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 10:29pm On Jun 11, 2008
yea shes ver young
19yrs cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
very responsible decent babe
na im d guy just carr go

u no even ask me as dem meet


d guy ame from ibadan to come and build their church
less dan 3months d guy carry wife go cry cry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jun 11, 2008
rotflmao cheesy cheesy cheesy maybe na d husband true true grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 10:32pm On Jun 11, 2008
My God is not a partial God
God no go wish dat kain suffer 4 im pickin now undecided undecided undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 11, 2008
sometimes from suffer them dey enter enjoyment,afterall our God is a long suffering God grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 10:35pm On Jun 11, 2008
u no well
make long suffering waka very far
e go better no be my style o
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 10:44pm On Jun 11, 2008
We live in a bleeped world.
People give their pastors so much veto powers over their lives it's amazing.
I saw a vision! The lord revealed it to me! the spirit ministered to me!
Talk about brain-washing.
I have a hot slap waiting for the person that the lord will reveal shit bout me to.
I was caught up in that bull some time ago, but NO MORE.
It goes beyond just life partners o! Even finances, how to dress, what to eat, how to live, where to work, How many kids to have, the list goes on.
I just sit in church and laugh at all them suckers.
Africans are just too chicken to make decisions on their own for fear of the unknown. That way they have someone to blame for their Bleep ups. "It's the lords doing", "it's the will of God", "As the lord wills". Wat a load of horse manure.


I dont read the bible no more, so I wouldnt know what book it was written at, but I know there is sumtin in there that says; "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing, and obtains favour from God". Not he whom God/pastor finds a wife for.

Dumb asses.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 10:58pm On Jun 11, 2008
Esss:

We live in a bleeped world.
People give their pastors so much veto powers over their lives it's amazing.
I saw a vision! The lord revealed it to me! the spirit ministered to me!
Talk about brain-washing.
I have a hot slap waiting for the person that the lord will reveal shit bout me to.
I was caught up in that bull some time ago, but NO MORE.
It goes beyond just life partners o! Even finances, how to dress, what to eat, how to live, where to work, How many kids to have, the list goes on.
I just sit in church and laugh at all them suckers.
Africans are just too chicken to make decisions on their own for fear of the unknown. That way they have someone to blame for their Bleep ups. "It's the lords doing", "it's the will of God", "As the lord wills". What a load of horse manure.


I don't read the bible no more, so I wouldnt know what book it was written at, but I know there is sumtin in there that says; "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing, and obtains favour from God". Not he whom God/pastor finds a wife for.

Dumb asses.

You get other issues beyond the thread.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 10:59pm On Jun 11, 2008
yea was abt 2 ask d same question undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:00pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky you're a really pretty girl.
I wonder how many of these people are pestering you with that fine photo.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jun 11, 2008
osisi i was about asking Esss d same question shocked shocked shocked
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:01pm On Jun 11, 2008
sheniqua:

You get other issues beyond the thread.

No o!! Just say the thing dey vex person.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 11, 2008
I nor go talk my own but you already know my mind! cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 11, 2008
so Esss u no dey read bible again undecided undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:04pm On Jun 11, 2008
I remembered and again I apologised, I was under diery stress.Both and aunt and uncle were diagosed with colon and lungs cancer respectfully, Just couldn't deal with it all,  


Ohhhhhhhh How are they both doing ?
bless your heart
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:05pm On Jun 11, 2008
Esss:

No o!! Just say the thing dey vex person.

You better go back to church before you go carry ogbanje wife
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:06pm On Jun 11, 2008
@shinique

thanx nobody is pestering me o grin grin

@Esss

bro i feel ur pain
no be only u d tin dey vex
anytime i see my cussys pics
i ponder over aw we wasted
such a pretty jewel
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:11pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

so Esss u no dey read bible again undecided undecided

My dear no need. I already know wetin dem write inside. How noah born country abi na planet.

sheniqua:

You better go back to church before you go carry ogbanje wife

What shall it profit a man if he marries pastors choice and looses his peace of mind, money, health, life and soul.

ruky_ivy:

@Esss

bro i feel your pain
no be only u d tin dey vex
anytime i see my cussys pics
i ponder over aw we wasted
such a pretty jewel

My dear no dulling. Make she contact the nearest lawyer divorvce the guy kiakia. Wetin sef. Even though she be second hand, person go still marry her as long as say she still fyne.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:12pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky what church convinced this your cousin to marry a bricklayer at 19.
Poor girl,what does a 19 year old know about marriage?
This is so annoying.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:13pm On Jun 11, 2008
jehovah witness
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jun 11, 2008
the guy sef wey ruky cousin marry resemble,agbero grin grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jun 11, 2008
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. See fine girl ooooooooooo!

[size=15pt]HOW COULD YOU ALLOW SUCH A FLOWER TO THROW HER LIFE AWAY LIKE THAT?[/size]
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:21pm On Jun 11, 2008
@ Ruky

Abeg gve me the address of the church, I swear say I go help you do wetin una suppose do since.
See waste of fine girl. I know say I no fine o! but that guy wor-wor, no be lie.
I no know them o! but You can see say them no match.

KIA!! that guy now go dey feel like obasanjo with that fyne girl.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:22pm On Jun 11, 2008
chei
akwa nwa (according to toshmann)
fine girl no pimples.
Black beauty.
she's not even excited at her own wedding
see how the man shine eyes like he smoked Igbo'
bricklayer
chi mooooo
so she's now jumping okada up and down
no university education
before you know it he'll be impregnating her every 9 months.
Poor girl
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jun 11, 2008
Abeg you guys should not kill me with laughter cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 11:24pm On Jun 11, 2008
shocked shocked shocked

I have almost forgotten how beautiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffuuuuuuuullllll naija girls could be


Ndi Jehova witness eme aru angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:25pm On Jun 11, 2008
if 2 say d guy go sch its a different tin
we go talk say e go better

but dis one if im see HE na SHE he go call am
moni e no get
infact i dey vex as i dey remember d whole tin wey happen
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
Who says a bricklayer can't find a good thing? grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
Uche2nna:

shocked shocked shocked

I have almost forgotten how beautiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffuuuuuuuullllll naija girls could be


Ndi Jehova witness eme aru angry

[size=15pt]AHHHHHHHHH BUT SEE THE MAN SHE GO MARRY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA! THE THING DEY PAIN ME NOR BE SMALL![/size]
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
but ruky ooo u know say i be bad girl,but make i ask u ooo,how that girl dey cope wt am interms of kissing and other extracurricular activities? undecided i no fit shake that kain man hand oooo sad sad
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:28pm On Jun 11, 2008
sheniqua:

chei
akwa nwa (according to toshmann)
fine girl no pimples.
Black beauty.
she's not even excited at her own wedding
see how the man shine eyes like he smoked Igbo'
bricklayer
chi mooooo
so she's now jumping okada up and down
no university education
before you know it he'll be impregnating her every 9 months.
Poor girl

why is everybody makin dat particular comment
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:28pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

but ruky ooo u know say i be bad girl,but make i ask u ooo,how that girl dey cope wt am interms of kissing and other extracurricular activities? undecided i no fit shake that kain man hand oooo sad sad

BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH!

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