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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:27am On Jun 12, 2008 |
DR.KITAUN GO SITDON JOOOOO @ruky dey diaaa 4him na fine bobo da lord has spoken ,no allow ur husband pass u by |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:28am On Jun 12, 2008 |
This matter don eat all my intestine, but I go manage sleep sha! Goodnight, everyone! |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:30am On Jun 12, 2008 |
@jenny he sound like fine boi sha but u no hear wen he talk say dem don see vision 4 am moreover dem don see vision 4 me sef so i get husband already |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:31am On Jun 12, 2008 |
gud nite guys |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:31am On Jun 12, 2008 |
@ruky u beraa dis-husband yasef kia kia ,and obey d vision from da lord,he has spoken ,so u must obey gudnite y'alll gotta catch ma sleep |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:32am On Jun 12, 2008 |
night, !! me sef. . am out!!! Time to bother some peeps. . . kitaun, abeg, go back to sports |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Sisikill: 1:37am On Jun 12, 2008 |
if 2 say d guy go sch its a different tin ROTFLMAO. . .Oh my goodness, that's funny. I'm sorry for your cousin's situation but that was funny. |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by illusion2: 1:43am On Jun 12, 2008 |
ruky_ivy: Goodnight |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by acidrop(f): 4:56am On Jun 12, 2008 |
na wa ooo. even the servant of God are hookin ppl up. Devil can disguise in anything now adays ooo |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by omoge(f): 4:13pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
4Him is waiting to Exhale so na ya pix be that? opari i won't allow a pastor matchmake mine, well doesn't happen where i am unless if i start attending Nig church for here |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
The pastor once prophesied that my mom's first child would be a boy. . .plzzz, and I'm the first child. . .a girl!!!!!!!!!! Another one prophesied abt my future, abeg, make me no listen to anymore pastors jo!! God forgive me |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 11:35pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
the part that he got right must have been ur mating DR SEXY right here on NL |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
No be only Dr. Sexy. . .Dr. wowo nko. . lol |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 11:52pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
well . . .at least my mama no complain but without a doubt, I fine pass u |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Kitaun Kitaun Kitaun. . .of course you fyn pass me. fyn boi no pimples why do you think I've been after you na. . . I can't be the finest one in our relationship |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 12:14am On Jun 13, 2008 |
u no serious before u call me sexy, later u talk say I be Dr WOWO, now u come talk say I be fineboy no pimples . . . .get real gurl ! choose ye this day what u make of me |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:18am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Kitaun boo boo, you know I'll never call you wow when was that? are you sure there's not another 4Her on NL? This day, I make ye me butler. . .sexy, ain't it? |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 12:24am On Jun 13, 2008 |
I leave u to ur thread . . . butler ko gardener ni but I wont mind working under u sha |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:28am On Jun 13, 2008 |
lmao!! Kitaun, you're not serious Oh yea, you wnt regret working under me at all. . .under as into obey my command ni o |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:04am On Jun 13, 2008 |
oh yes . . . any thing to work under u u still dey look for sex slave abi ? bloody pervert, odoko omo kekere |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:13am On Jun 13, 2008 |
sex slave? not anymore o. , couldn't find one as strong as you jare. . so I decided to stick with you. . . . no, kitaun, shhh, you're not a bloody perver, you're a sex slave from now on this is for you. . . hehehe Pussycat Dolls- Stick wid u. [flash=425,355] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SKhQo9oqc&hl=en&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash] |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:21am On Jun 13, 2008 |
walahi . . .u need more than Jesus in ur life |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Dr Kitaun: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I already got Jesus. . .all I need now is Kitaun |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:33am On Jun 13, 2008 |
speechless !!! |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:37am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Dr Kitaun: *phew* finaaaaaaaally. , it was a hard job, but it was a job well done |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:40am On Jun 13, 2008 |
4Her: job well done ? u mean getting me to work under u was that hard for u ? |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:41am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Dr Kitaun:lmao!! oh yes. . .you too like too much shakara. . |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 2:00am On Jun 13, 2008 |
yes . . .shakara is my middle name |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 2:05am On Jun 13, 2008 |
LOL!! tell me abt it. . . Kitaun Shakara 4Her. . . has a nice ring to it |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 2:25am On Jun 13, 2008 |
to think we didnt have to get a pastor to matchmake us |
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 2:26am On Jun 13, 2008 |
We dnt need a pastor |
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