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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:27am On Jun 12, 2008
DR.KITAUN GO SITDON JOOOOO grin grin grin grin


@ruky

dey diaaa 4him na fine bobo da lord has spoken ,no allow ur husband pass u by grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:28am On Jun 12, 2008
This matter don eat all my intestine, but I go manage sleep sha! Goodnight, everyone! sad
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:30am On Jun 12, 2008
@jenny

he sound like fine boi sha
but u no hear wen he talk say dem don see vision 4 am
moreover dem don see vision 4 me sef
so i get husband already grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:31am On Jun 12, 2008
gud nite guys
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:31am On Jun 12, 2008
@ruky

u beraa dis-husband yasef kia kia ,and obey d vision from da lord,he has spoken ,so u must obey grin grin


gudnite y'alll gotta catch ma sleep kiss
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:32am On Jun 12, 2008
night, !!


me sef. . am out!!! Time to bother some peeps. . .

kitaun, abeg, go back to sports
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Sisikill: 1:37am On Jun 12, 2008
if 2 say d guy go sch its a different tin
we go talk say e go better

but this one if im see HE na SHE he go call am
moni e no get
infact i dey vex as i dey remember d whole tin wey happen

ROTFLMAO. . .Oh my goodness, that's funny.

I'm sorry for your cousin's situation but that was funny.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by illusion2: 1:43am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

good night guys

Goodnight
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by acidrop(f): 4:56am On Jun 12, 2008
na wa ooo. even the servant of God are hookin ppl up. Devil can disguise in anything now adays ooo
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by omoge(f): 4:13pm On Jun 12, 2008
4Him is waiting to Exhale  grin

so na ya pix be that? opari grin

i won't allow a pastor matchmake mine, well doesn't happen where i am unless if i start attending Nig church for here cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2008
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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jun 12, 2008
The pastor once prophesied that my mom's first child would be a boy. . .plzzz, and I'm the first child. . .a girl!!!!!!!!!!

Another one prophesied abt my future, abeg, make me no listen to anymore pastors jo!! grinGod forgive me
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 11:35pm On Jun 12, 2008
the part that he got right must have been ur mating DR SEXY right here on NL kiss wink
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jun 12, 2008
No be only Dr. Sexy. . .Dr. wowo nko. . lol grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 11:52pm On Jun 12, 2008
well . . .at least my mama no complain tongue

but without a doubt, I fine pass u tongue grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jun 12, 2008
Kitaun Kitaun Kitaun. . .of course you fyn pass me. fyn boi no pimples kiss kiss kiss kiss

why do you think I've been after you na. . . I can't be the finest one in our relationship grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 12:14am On Jun 13, 2008
u no serious embarassed

before u call me sexy, later u talk say I be Dr WOWO, now u come talk say I be fineboy no pimples . . . .get real gurl ! lipsrsealed

choose ye this day what u make of me tongue
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:18am On Jun 13, 2008
Kitaun boo boo, you know I'll never call you wow shocked shocked shocked

when was that? are you sure there's not another 4Her on NL?

This day, I make ye me butler. . .sexy, ain't it? wink
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 12:24am On Jun 13, 2008
I leave u to ur thread . . . tongue

butler ko gardener ni tongue cheesy

but I wont mind working under u sha wink kiss kiss
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:28am On Jun 13, 2008
lmao!!

Kitaun, you're not serious grin

Oh yea, you wnt regret working under me at all. . .under as into obey my command ni o lipsrsealed grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:04am On Jun 13, 2008
oh yes . . . wink

any thing to work under u kiss kiss

u still dey look for sex slave abi ? undecided

bloody pervert, odoko omo kekere embarassed grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:13am On Jun 13, 2008
sex slave? not anymore o. , couldn't find one as strong as you jare. .

so I decided to stick with you. . . .

no, kitaun, shhh, you're not a bloody perver, you're a sex slave from now on kiss kiss grin

this is for you. . . kiss kiss hehehe
Pussycat Dolls- Stick wid u.
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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:21am On Jun 13, 2008
walahi . . .u need more than Jesus in ur life shocked

undecided cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 13, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

walahi . . .u need more than Jesus in your life shocked

undecided cool

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I already got Jesus. . .all I need now is Kitaun wink kiss
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:33am On Jun 13, 2008
speechless !!! embarassed
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:37am On Jun 13, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

speechless !!! embarassed

*phew* finaaaaaaaally. , it was a hard job, but it was a job well done grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:40am On Jun 13, 2008
4Her:

*phew* finaaaaaaaally. ,  it was a hard job, but it was a job well done grin

job well done ?

u mean getting me to work under u was that hard for u ? shocked

cool cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:41am On Jun 13, 2008
Dr Kitaun:

job well done ?

u mean getting me to work under u was that hard for u ? shocked

cool cool
lmao!! oh yes. . .you too like too much shakara. . cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 2:00am On Jun 13, 2008
yes . . .shakara is my middle name tongue
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 2:05am On Jun 13, 2008
LOL!! tell me abt it. . .

Kitaun Shakara 4Her. . . has a nice ring to it wink
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 2:25am On Jun 13, 2008
to think we didnt have to get a pastor to matchmake us shocked grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 2:26am On Jun 13, 2008
We dnt need a pastor cool cool

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