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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:26am On Jun 12, 2008
onyinye2:

how do you guys know that she is not happy? the camara could have tooken a pic at a moment she was just chillin.

That is def not chilling. . .


arrrrrg, someone plz stop the wedding! cry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:27am On Jun 12, 2008
4her its too late d wedding don finish,them be man and wife naw cry cry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:27am On Jun 12, 2008
I TINK SHE IS HAPPY SHA
BUT WETIN SHE GO DO
SHE HAS 2 MAKE D BEST OOUT OF HER SITUATION
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:27am On Jun 12, 2008
4Her:

That is def not chilling. . .


arrrrrg, someone plz stop the wedding! cry

Ooops!!!! Too late
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:28am On Jun 12, 2008
I wonder wetin dey do that Onyinye girl sef. I nor blame jenny when she dey try to educate am. the girl is something else.  undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 12:28am On Jun 12, 2008
Uche2nna:

First is the pastor. Now it is juju.

You guys are desperately looking for some straw to clutch on.

Aesthetically, the union seems wrong. But I asked ruky a question and the answer to that is what is guiding my opinions not some cooked upo, baseless stories of Juju

This is why I dont like sending children to obodo oyibo. So you dont know that pastors are only coporate native doctors. My ppl die for lack of shining their eyes.


ANYBODY WEY SAY DIS TIN NO BE JUJU, DEY BLIND. HO! HA!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Antidote1(f): 12:28am On Jun 12, 2008
sheniqua:

I left for a couple of hours and here I am again.

Ga lang, I am enjoying the thread, May God have mercy on some these Pastors souls cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:28am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky even if shes not happy she go tell u,i admire her sense abeg


I wonder wetin dey do that Onyinye girl sef. I nor blame jenny when she dey try to educate am. the girl is something else. undecided

rofl michelin abeg no make me laff abeg grin grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:29am On Jun 12, 2008
ABEG TAKE A LOOK AT DIS PICS AGAIN
PATHETIC

EVEN WEN D PAPA SEE DIS PICS AGAIN
D MAN SAY GOD FORBID
BUT WAT CAN HE DO
SHE SAYS DAT IS D LOVE OF HER LIFE
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:29am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

I TINK SHE IS HAPPY SHA
BUT WETIN SHE GO DO
SHE HAS 2 MAKE D BEST OOUT OF HER SITUATION



Story!!!

When U get married, dont make the best out of UR own situation.
Thats what most married couples do, hun
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 12:29am On Jun 12, 2008
michelin89:

I wonder wetin dey do that Onyinye girl sef. I nor blame jenny when she dey try to educate am. the girl is something else. undecided
geez man what is truly your problem. just because my view dont fit you small minded views, i lack education?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:29am On Jun 12, 2008
wait. . Is the dude Igbo or Yoruba, just wanna know!

The girl is too fine na. . ha ha! undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by 4Him1(m): 12:30am On Jun 12, 2008
my future wife puts this woman to shame. That one na beauty?  shocked

The man isnt looking too bad jare. Look at pa Adedibu . . . with all his lion marks yet he has more than one cute chic.

Bianca and Ojukwu nko? Make una leave story joo.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by ztyle(m): 12:31am On Jun 12, 2008
@Topic

   
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:31am On Jun 12, 2008
come to tink of it dis girl neva grow finish o
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:31am On Jun 12, 2008
@michelin/oyinye

abeg, you two plz behave na! ha ha


@ruky
did you say she was 19? wow!! do I feel sorry for her! lipsrsealed
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:31am On Jun 12, 2008
ABEG TAKE A LOOK AT DIS PICS AGAIN
PATHETIC

EVEN WEN D PAPA SEE DIS PICS AGAIN
D MAN SAY GOD FORBID
BUT WAT CAN HE DO
SHE SAYS DAT IS D LOVE OF HER LIFE
ruky so d girl papa still dey alive?Thank God say hypertension no kill am
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:32am On Jun 12, 2008
Esss:

This is why I don't like sending children to obodo oyibo. So you don't know that pastors are only coporate native doctors. My people die for lack of shining their eyes.


ANYBODY WEY SAY DIS TIN NO BE JUJU, DEY BLIND. HO! HA!



If I ask U where U got ur theory of this juju from u would end up stuttering. But I won't  grin


Anyway, my point is the girl happy? Shikena!!! If U no like the man, too bad. He is not married to U anyways
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 12:33am On Jun 12, 2008
michelin was the one who wanted to question my intelligence.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:33am On Jun 12, 2008
onyinye2:

geez man what is truly your problem. just because my view don't fit you small minded views, i lack education?

Yes! Na you go see good thing, you go shout evil. you see this juju husband, you dey shout good. Na this world wey dey you dey? Abi your own dey go opposite our own? Tell me which kind yeye happiness you see for such marriage?

the girl is 19
Na her pastor force am to marry
the man is miserably poor
He is 20 years older than her
He is not even a bit good looking

tell me, since you dey say you get sense, tell me how you take see happiness for here? Abi your pastor don brainwash you too?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:34am On Jun 12, 2008
STOP SAYING SHE'S 19 JO. . .YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME embarassed
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:35am On Jun 12, 2008
it is well


guys dis is a challenge 2 u o grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by 4Him1(m): 12:35am On Jun 12, 2008
bottomline - does the guy have money? Every other thing is a moot point. I wager that guy is finer than many NL fellas.  grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 12:35am On Jun 12, 2008
4Her:

wait. . Is the dude Igbo or Yoruba, just want to know!

The girl is too fine na. . ha ha! undecided

even if he's calabar or nupe?
biko Igbomen don't look that way jo

kidding
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 12:36am On Jun 12, 2008
unless you are the man in the relationship, you really cant say anything because you are on the outside looking in. And i love my pastor. he has not brainwashed me. with his wisdom, he showed me the right path to my life and introduced me to the greatest man i have ever met.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 12:36am On Jun 12, 2008
Like D'banj would say "IT'S DON JAZZY AGAIN".

If my sister carry dis kind person come house say na her love be that, First I go drag the guy go outside, call mopol to arrest am for molestation and attempted kidnap, then na village straight go meet two of mu uncles wey be native doctors make dem start work on her immediately. Then na church for confirmation of diliverance and double checking. Then straight to Psychiatric hospital just to make sure say everything don come back to normal.

JUJU POWER is no beans o!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:37am On Jun 12, 2008
4 Him:

my future wife puts this woman to shame. That one na beauty?  shocked

The man isnt looking too bad jare. Look at pa Adedibu . . . with all his lion marks yet he has more than one cute chic.

Bianca and Ojukwu nko? Make una leave story joo.

grin

Truth be told , the man is not particularly the cutest thing on earth  grin
But for me that does not count. Bride is happier than a mothafucka!!!!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:37am On Jun 12, 2008
4him if d guy is fully loaded,i wont be e hitting my head on my keyboard d way im doing it now,d guy is an apprentice.just started his bricklayer work,he's a kpom kpom carrier,oh gawd

atleast bianca ojukwu(akwa nwa) married a rich guy,ojukwu is a wealthy man naw,atleast make we manage dat one
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:39am On Jun 12, 2008
jennykadry:

4him if d guy is fully loaded,i wont be e hitting my head on my keyboard d way im doing it now,d guy is an apprentice.just started his bricklayer work,he's a kpom kpom carrier,oh gawd

atleast bianca ojukwu(akwa nwa) married a rich guy,ojukwu is a [b]wealthy man naw,atleast make we manage that one[/b]

I know this is where this discourse is heading to.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by 4Him1(m): 12:39am On Jun 12, 2008
jennykadry:

4him if d guy is fully loaded,i wont be e hitting my head on my keyboard d way im doing it now,d guy is an apprentice.just started his bricklayer work,he's a kpom kpom carrier,oh gawd

atleast bianca ojukwu(akwa nwa) married a rich guy,ojukwu is a wealthy man naw,atleast make we manage that one

na wa o. I guess the next question is how poor is the girl's family? They have to be much worse.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:39am On Jun 12, 2008
Uche2nna:

grin

Truth be told , the man is not particularly the cutest thing on earth grin
But for me that does not count. Bride is happier than a mothafucka!!!!
hahhahahha. . .first time I see Uche curse, it had to be on this issue. . wow!!

4 Him:

bottomline - does the guy have money? Every other thing is a moot point. I wager that guy is finer than many Nairaland fellas. grin

hahhahahahhaha. . .oh gawwwwd!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:39am On Jun 12, 2008
4 Him:

bottomline - does the guy have money? Every other thing is a moot point. I wager that guy is finer than many Nairaland fellas.  grin

DAT IS NOT EVEN D ISSUE
WEN WE HEARD DAT HE WAS A BRICKLAYER
WE RESIGNED OURSELVES 2 FATE HOPIN
SAY D GUY NA ONE TWITCHED UP GUY
WEY GO SCH AT LEAST
WEN I SAW HIM MY GOD WAS I SHOCKED
DATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
HE IS ALL DIS KONK YORUBAISH LOOKING GUY
WITH THICK IBADAN ACCENT

PEOPLE DAT WERE REALLY ANGRY
WERE D ONES DAT CAME IN ALL D WAY FROM LAGOS
MY AUNTY DID NOT EVEN BODA 2 WAIT 4D WHITE WEDDING

UNA NO EVEN ASK ME ABT U MAY KISS D BRIDE PATH grin

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