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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:09am On Jun 12, 2008
4 Him:

ok i agree based on the new pic, the girl fine.

You sure your screen wasn't turned off before? grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 1:09am On Jun 12, 2008
sheniqua:

no wonder.
please post pics.

LMAO

4Her:

You sure your screen wasn't turned off before? grin
cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:09am On Jun 12, 2008
who wears black lace at their traditional?
the girl was crying for help
but no body heard her.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by 4Him1(m): 1:10am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

when d Lord intervened grin

no blame the Lord hia.  grin

An uncle of mine saw a vision for me too just 3 yrs ago. told my parents about it and since its a guy my dad respects a lot they jumped at the bit and started pressuring me to take a bit more interest in the chic. Lets just say if i ever had an inkling of like for her, it died that very moment.

The girl is cute, works here in the states, independent . . . but i just wasnt ready to buy the "God showed me . . ." idea. If i am God's son He shld show me Himself . . . 3 yrs after i'm still waiting for my own dream.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:10am On Jun 12, 2008
well am sure d reason why d father just let her go like dat is becos
he has 8 girls as in 8 solid upcoming babes

if u see d second born
dat one na die, her beauty ehn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
just dat my fear is dey take
dis jehovah witness thingy 2 seriously
na d mama cos all dis tins o
cos d fada dosent even like it
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 1:11am On Jun 12, 2008
sheniqua:

who wears black lace at their traditional?
the girl was crying for help
but no body heard her.

I dont know. Never noticed. grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:13am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

well am sure d reason why d father just let her go like that is because
he has 8 girls as in 8 solid upcoming babes

if u see d second born
that one na die, her beauty ehn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
just that my fear is dey take
this jehovah witness thingy 2 seriously
na d mama because all this tins o
because d fada dosent even like it

now I get the full picture
families with a lot of girls fear that they may not all marry so they can allow things like this.
so they felt the first one should hurry and open door for the others.
They basically sacrificed her to a bricklayer
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:13am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

well am sure d reason why d father just let her go like that is because
he has 8 girls as in 8 solid upcoming babes

if u see d second born
that one na die, her beauty ehn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
just that my fear is dey take
this jehovah witness thingy 2 seriously
na d mama because all this tins o
because d fada dosent even like it

My papa go sell me for 2 grandnuts because afterall he get other 8 girls? Me and him don part ways be that!

4 Him:

no blame the Lord hia.  grin

An uncle of mine saw a vision for me too just 3 years ago. told my parents about it and since its a guy my dad respects a lot they jumped at the bit and started pressuring me to take a bit more interest in the chic. Lets just say if i ever had an inkling of like for her, it died that very moment.

The girl is cute, works here in the states, independent . . . but i just wasnt ready to buy the "God showed me . . ." idea. If i am God's son He shld show me Himself . . . 3 years after i'm still waiting for my own dream.  



You nor happy say woman get heart to say she wan marry you?  grin Learn to appreciate!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 1:14am On Jun 12, 2008
michelin why do you find fault with me?? i am going to live the life that i want no matter what. and no my pastor did not brainwash me.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:14am On Jun 12, 2008
@ Ruky

You get the second born picture? Because I can't imagine someone more beautiful than this girl oo!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:15am On Jun 12, 2008
onyinye2:

michelin why do you find fault with me?? i am going to live the life that i want no matter what. and no my pastor did not brainwash me.

Onyii girl
e don do
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:15am On Jun 12, 2008
onyinye2:

michelin why do you find fault with me?? i am going to live the life that i want no matter what. and no my pastor did not brainwash me.

I am not finding faults but pointing them out. Girl, sleepy beauty na fairytale. If you sleep for this life, na flogging you go take wake up, when it's too late of course!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:15am On Jun 12, 2008
michelin and onyinye make una find an other place continue dis una story


@ruky

show us d kiss d bride part


@4him

u berra marry d babe b4 u loose ya life partner,afterall the lord has spoken grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:17am On Jun 12, 2008
@jenny
why do you want to see them kissing?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:17am On Jun 12, 2008
4 him check yaself o
da "lord" may have spoken already
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:17am On Jun 12, 2008
jennykadry:

michelin and onyinye make una find an other place continue this una story


@ruky

show us d kiss d bride part


@4him

u berra marry d babe before u loose ya life partner,afterall the lord has spoken grin grin

1. She asked a question and I replied.

2. You and this kissing sef!  tongue

3. Me sef don tell am. The guy nor know when to grab opportunity!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by 4Him1(m): 1:17am On Jun 12, 2008
jennykadry:

@4him

u berra marry d babe before u loose ya life partner,afterall the lord has spoken grin grin

4 where?  grin i was busy eyeing her friend. Tall, cute, plump in the right places and an upcoming lawyer to boot. I no fit miss anything.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:18am On Jun 12, 2008
abeg make una hold the kissing part.
na ogbono soup I dey chop
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 1:18am On Jun 12, 2008
4Her:

@jenny
why do you want to see them kissing?


So dat she can say ewwwwwwwwww angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:20am On Jun 12, 2008
@4him

d way u dey talk
u dey talk like person wey go fine
since i dey NL i neva see any fine guy
only one sha
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:20am On Jun 12, 2008
@4her

cos ruky said its d worst part,so im


@osisi

talk to 4him to accept the revelation,the lord has intervened in his life,he beraaa accept it

@4him

u berra bind d devil and ignore dat her friend,da lord has spoken ,marry the babe d lord revealed to u,and dont forget to send me ya wedding card grin ;



@uche2nna

i hail oooo greet ya agadi nwanyi for me,ne a good sweetheart,calm ya temper and smile for moi kiss kiss kiss
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:21am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

@4him

d way u dey talk
u dey talk like person wey go fine
since i dey Nairaland i never see any fine guy
only one sha

hmmmmmmm. , stephenp is no longer single o!!! update!

Uche2nna:

So that she can say ewwwwwwwwww angry
why dnt we show them our own pix?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 1:21am On Jun 12, 2008
I dey go sleep o jare.

BUT I Esss solemly swear to avenge the injustice metted out on this girl.
All fortune teller pastors that come my way are going to recieve one very hot and spicy slap.
All Jehovah's witnesses people I see/catch, Na God go witness our matter.
Any ugly, broke ass Brick layer wey I see with babe/wife wey ehn no deserve, chei!! Chukwu me' ebere.



Advice; Make sure before any of una marry, make una post una spouses picture and Curriculum Vitae for Nairaland for vetting and approval. This is to ensure that the "will of God" in your life is actually correct. E go pain me say we go loose anoda fine girl to petty broke ass artisans ever again.

People please join in the fight against juju marriages, will of God marriages, vision marriages and church induced marriages. You never know, the bride you save might be your own (or your relative). Please help save our fine young girls and preserve the future generation.


Make wor-wor extinct by the year 2020.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:21am On Jun 12, 2008
abeg make una hold the kissing part.
na ogbono soup I dey chop

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

@jenny
i no go fit put dat 1
its 2 embarassing
ppl fit save am
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 12, 2008
ruka e be like say d lord has spoken to me,he has revealed to me ur husband,him say na u and 4him go be d next couple for dis forum grin grin grin

anywayz 4him na fine boi cool cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:23am On Jun 12, 2008
I dey go sleep o jare.

BUT I Esss solemly swear to avenge the injustice metted out on this girl.
All fortune teller pastors that come my way are going to recieve one very hot and spicy slap.
All Jehovah's witnesses people I see/catch, Na God go witness our matter.
Any ugly, broke ass Brick layer wey I see with babe/wife wey ehn no deserve, chei!! Chukwu me' ebere.

rotflmao @esss oh gawwwd grin grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:23am On Jun 12, 2008
4Her:

hmmmmmmm. , stephenp is no longer single o!!! update!
why dnt we show them our own pix?

una mind 2 dey go far
na wa o
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 1:23am On Jun 12, 2008
Esss:

I dey go sleep o jare.

BUT I Esss solemly swear to avenge the injustice metted out on this girl.
All fortune teller pastors that come my way are going to recieve one very hot and spicy slap.
All Jehovah's witnesses people I see/catch, Na God go witness our matter.
Any ugly, broke ass Brick layer wey I see with babe/wife wey ehn no deserve, chei!! Chukwu me' ebere.



Advice; Make sure before any of una marry, make una post una spouses picture and Curriculum Vitae for Nairaland for vetting and approval. This is to ensure that the "will of God" in your life is actually correct. E go pain me say we go loose another fine girl to petty broke ass artisans ever again.

People please join in the fight against juju marriages, will of God marriages, vision marriages and church induced marriages. You never know, the bride you save might be your own (or your relative). Please help save our fine young girls and preserve the future generation.


Make wor-wor extinct by the year 2020.

LMAO

No go find ur own bride. Dey look for the one wey U go save.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 1:24am On Jun 12, 2008
Esss:

I dey go sleep o jare.

BUT I Esss solemly swear to avenge the injustice metted out on this girl.
All fortune teller pastors that come my way are going to recieve one very hot and spicy slap.
All Jehovah's witnesses people I see/catch, Na God go witness our matter.
Any ugly, broke ass Brick layer wey I see with babe/wife wey ehn no deserve, chei!! Chukwu me' ebere.



Advice; Make sure before any of una marry, make una post una spouses picture and Curriculum Vitae for Nairaland for vetting and approval. This is to ensure that the "will of God" in your life is actually correct. E go pain me say we go loose another fine girl to petty broke ass artisans ever again.

People please join in the fight against juju marriages, will of God marriages, vision marriages and church induced marriages. You never know, the bride you save might be your own (or your relative). Please help save our fine young girls and preserve the future generation.


Make wor-wor extinct by the year 2020.

My brother  good nite.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 1:24am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

una mind 2 dey go far
na wa o
lmao
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 1:26am On Jun 12, 2008
jennykadry:

ruka e be like say d lord has spoken to me,he has revealed to me your husband,him say na u and 4him go be d next couple for this forum grin grin grin

anywayz 4him na fine boi cool cool


@jenny
i know say u dey find aw u won take cos trouble here
e no go work. ur plans have failed grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DrKitaun(m): 1:26am On Jun 12, 2008
come off it y'all  angry

y'all should be in the Politics section paying tribute to Adedibu for a life well spent   grin  grin

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