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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jun 11, 2008
michelin na wetin naw undecided grin grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:30pm On Jun 11, 2008
my dear i don dey tink d tin since
and d girl marry as virgin sef
dis pics is not even her best
if u see d babe 4 real lif
u na go bow
correct figure 8
if u see her skin shocked shocked
d girl just set die
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:31pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky_ivy:

if 2 say d guy go sch its a different tin
we go talk say e go better

but this one if im see HE na SHE he go call am
moni e no get
infact i dey vex as i dey remember d whole tin wey happen

Igbos say when someone wants to eat a toad, at least he should eat a fat one so that he can proudly say acknowledge the fact.
Which one is marrying an illiterate bricklayer ?
are there no rich traders in Jehovah witness that the vision seer saw for this fine innocent girl if she must marry an illiterate.

Look at the picture
It's as if the girl is crying for help with her eyes and the man is saying shebi na tonight,  na me and you.
Chei!!
Osanobua!!!!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

michelin na wetin naw undecided grin grin

Jenny as i dey here so my body dey pepper me nor be small. Na this kind man that lovely creature go submit to? Haaaaaaaa! Naija nor good! Religion na farce! See wetin small girl go put herself into? And una go dey tell me say make I nor curse those pastors? Nooooo! Life nor go better for the man who convince this beauty to marry that being!  angry angry cry cry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jun 11, 2008
Who says naija girls don't date or even marry poor men? grin grin cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:33pm On Jun 11, 2008
my dear i don dey tink d tin since
and d girl marry as virgin sef
dis pics is not even her best
if u see d babe 4 real lif
u na go bow
correct figure 8
if u see her skin shocked shocked
d girl just set die
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky_ivy:

my dear i don dey think d tin since
and d girl marry as virgin sef
this pics is not even her best
if u see d babe 4 real lif
u na go bow
correct figure 8
if u see her skin shocked shocked
d girl just set die

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Heeeeeeeee! E don remain small wey I go scatter my head for the shock!  angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jun 11, 2008
sheniqua:

Igbos say when someone wants to eat a toad, at least he should eat a fat one so that he can proudly say acknowledge the fact.
Which one is marrying an illiterate bricklayer ?
are there no rich traders in Jehovah witness that the vision seer saw for this fine innocent girl if she must marry an illiterate.

Look at the picture
[b]It's as if the girl is crying for help with her eyes and the man is saying shebi na tonight,  na me and you.[/b]Chei!!
Osanobua!!!!

Wow that was kinda scary sad cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:35pm On Jun 11, 2008
i just tire 4 d tin
and d girl go sch o
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:35pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky_ivy:

my dear i don dey think d tin since
[b]and d girl marry as virgin sef
this pics is not even her best[/b]if u see d babe 4 real lif
u na go bow
correct figure 8
if u see her skin shocked shocked
d girl just set die


ewooooooo
the man don release the oil since
chei!!
ruky_ivy:

why is everybody makin that particular comment

see his eyes, are they normal eyes?
na so normal eyes dey
e be like he shack guff come im own wedding.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jun 11, 2008
chaiii so this virgin go end up wt this kain atutuboyoyo sad sad make una dismarry that girl from that man naw ruky,unmarry d girl so that she go remarry correct guy. angry angry angry how clean virgin go end up wt man wey resemble d bricklayer wey him dey carry sad sad



michelin cool down no break ya head because of dat bricklayer sad sad sad hes not worth it,but dat cute girl cry cry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jun 11, 2008
Naija weddings, should a guy be wearing those gloves undecided
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:37pm On Jun 11, 2008
he looks better in the side view.
at least she has an angle she can manage to behold him in
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:38pm On Jun 11, 2008
my cussy here in d uk almost broke my lappy
wen he saw all dis pics
he was so angry and shocked
i i post d remaining pics
una go fit go find d girl house
commot am from there grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:39pm On Jun 11, 2008
NNA, Ndi AMA JEHOVAH di egwu!!

Even chineke a'diro in support of this union.

You sure say that babe no chop sumtin wey she no suppose chop??

Because I dey suspect okuko (foul) sumwhere in the system.

The way wey oil and water no dey fit mix, na so this babe and that guy no suppose marry.

Brick layer kwa!! Oburo di civil servant!! No pension!!

Anyi ga kpo kwa inka gini biko nu? Tufikwa. Orbu go di ogwu sef!!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky post more pics,and if d babe fine wella,na me go,go their house dismarry her from dat guy,and remarry her to correct guy angry angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:41pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky_ivy:

my cussy here in d uk almost broke my lappy
when he saw all this pics
he was so angry and shocked
i i post d remaining pics
una go fit go find d girl house
commot am from there grin

are her parents poor?
why would they allow such a beautiful daughter to just end up like this?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:41pm On Jun 11, 2008
what a wasted jewel sad
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:42pm On Jun 11, 2008
stillwater:

Naija weddings, should a guy be wearing those gloves undecided

that's another story altogether.The thing looks so ,so gay
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by StephenP(m): 11:42pm On Jun 11, 2008
Damn.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by RThESlyR: 11:43pm On Jun 11, 2008
Who knows. . . .
A nice looking dude might have approached her before but due to her shakaras and yangas,
she might have lost him hence hitching herself to this ugly dude!! undecided
You'll never know what you have until you lozeeee it. . . .so they say! cheesy
Let her enjoy her husband. . what me God has joined together. . .Let no chickenheads put asunder!!! cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jun 11, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[b] ruky give me their house adresss immediately[/b] angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2008
Who here is a "pastor"? I need to matchmake myself with StephenP.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:44pm On Jun 11, 2008
®Th£ Sly®:

Who knows. . . .
A nice looking dude might have approached her before but due to her shakaras and yangas,
she might have lost him hence hitching herself to this ugly dude!! undecided
You'll never know what you have until you lozeeee it. . . .so they say! cheesy
Let her enjoy her husband. . what me God has joined together. . .Let no chickenheads put asunder!!! cool


My dear, this is juju. plain and simple. I can tell juju marriages when I see one.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jun 11, 2008
Daphoenix im a pastor and beateous is my assistant ,so wat do u want us to do for u cool
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[b] ruky give me their house adresss immediately[/b] angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

[size=13pt]I don sharp my cutlass. make we go. That man and his pastor go tell me which juju dey use for this wonderfully made woman![/size] angry angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by StephenP(m): 11:46pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

Daphoenix im a pastor and beateous is my assistant ,so what do u want us to do for u cool

Tell Stephen he must marry me  cheesy.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by beauteous(f): 11:47pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

Daphoenix im a pastor and beateous is my assistant ,so what do u want us to do for u cool

cool cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 11:47pm On Jun 11, 2008
there is nothing wrong with a pastor bringing two of God's children together. I once was introduced to a man by a pastor. The man was a perfect gentleman. grin
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by RThESlyR: 11:47pm On Jun 11, 2008
Esss:


My dear, this is juju. plain and simple. I can tell juju marriages when I see one.
Na wa o. . . . .I wish i could help but i cant.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:48pm On Jun 11, 2008
A girl I know married a man she met at the university who "engaged" her at the age of 17.
Brainwashed her that God told him several times that she was the one.
Very beautiful girl.Her own parents and siblings cried hysterically at the wedding.
Today she is grown, divorced and remarried because she never loved him.
She told me she would clench her teeth and bite her lips during intercourse and couldn't wait for him to finish and leave her alone.

what a miserable way to live

Let's hope this girl loves this man together with his broken English and vernacular.
Me I no fit manage that type.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jun 11, 2008
onyinye2:

there is nothing wrong with a pastor bringing two of God's children together. I once was introduced to a man by a pastor. The man was a perfect gentleman. grin

Gb'unu è! Wetin gentle for that man? Or you dey tell me say you go marry that kind person? Wetin you dey talk?  angry angry angry

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