ogtavia:

Baybe....i like humor and you will find me as one of d easily humorous pple around,i came across this topic when i was in ''serious'' mood,that aside....i didnt see anything humorous in d topic,no vex for me ehnn...just didnt see the whole point in it..btw,my name was only wriitten once in primary four,and it was funny cos i was one of d writers,there were five rows of seats in d class and the teacher chose leaders in each row,i was d leader of my row,but funny enough,somebody(a girl then) from one of d other rows wrote my name and i was flogged by a cane thirsty teacher...cant remember wen i flogged singly in sec schl except when d whole class was punished....btw..went to ur profile before i replyd......take tins easy,u dnt av to be harsh all d tym....dafuq is ur prblm?

jumzzy448: Yes. But most times, I do the writing. So i'm always on a safe side. But seeing students begging you not to write their name was just fun. Come see shakara na and way I use to threaten them then.

xynerise: The diasporians should take a seat and relax while we home base entertain them with our experiences.


Right from my primary 4, my name has always been among the top 5 on the noise makers' list. Even when I was sleeping, the silly class captain still included my name on the list. I dont know if he counted my snores as noise .

We do bail ourselves with one naira or 50kobo, that is, if you dont want to receive 12 strokes of cane. I swear na cane tear my primary school knicker for yansh finish.

I believe I was not the only one who experienced this ''fun''?

Ninilowo: My own funny pass. The class captain had a ready made list which comprised of my name n two other guyz so anytime our class techer passes and the class is noisy; for my class csptain to escape being punished he ll give the list. One day I went to our class teacher to complain that it was no always that I make noise that the captain had a ready made list. I was given more strokes dt day for even saying so. So there came a day I was absent and class tcher demanded for noise makers list...lo and behold .......my name was number 1 as usual. I was told that my captain got the beating of his life. When I eventually came the following day our class teacher came to class and apologise to me and that made him my best class teacher ever.

Ninilowo: My own funny pass. The class captain had a ready made list which comprised of my name n two other guyz so anytime our class techer passes and the class is noisy; for my class csptain to escape being punished he ll give the list. One day I went to our class teacher to complain that it was no always that I make noise that the captain had a ready made list. I was given more strokes dt day for even saying so. So there came a day I was absent and class tcher demanded for noise makers list...lo and behold .......my name was number 1 as usual. I was told that my captain got the beating of his life. When I eventually came the following day our class teacher came to class and apologise to me and that made him my best class teacher ever.

yeahmann: Meheen. I remember those days. Then it will be like make I just graduate and never enter school again. But now I always long for it. It seems it was fun sha.
Back then, even though I always try to avoid making noise, no matter what my name will still be there. So later on, when I got to JSS1, I discovered one trick. Now you can't bribe our monitor not to write your name, but you can always bribe him to tell you if your name is there. So anytime I found out that my name has been written, I will leave my class that day, and stay at the second class throughout the day. I was in Class A, and there is Class A - Class F. They normally beat noise makers immediately after break time, so if I can just manage to escape it for that day that's all.
So the next day I will come back to my class smiling and making fun of the others. I didn't realize that all our punishment is being stored. So if your name was written 2day, and you escaped being punished, if your name should be written the next day again, it will be. 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, 6x, 7x, e.t.c (I wasn't aware of it before)
So I was still enjoying myself. Making noises and escaping the punishments. I gave the scope to some of my friends too. So there was one day, the godogodo man came to our class unexpectedly with a long list of criminals (so we were being called then). The list contained the name of all of us that have been avoiding punishment. He came with lots of senior students in case we tried to run. I was shivering. Thinking... God. What is going to happen today.
So he called thr first name, Rotimi... Noise Maker .... 36x. WHAT! (And those time, if your name was written 1x, you will get 7 hot strokes of dried cane). Meheen, when my name was called.. Yeahmann (not real name) x49... I almost fainted. Meheen I was beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten and beaten. Kai I still they remember that day. Since then I never make noise again. (Na lie) No matter how much I tried not to make noise, I still do. And the funny thing is that, it seems the monitor hates me. Maybe it's because I was a very cute kid then, and all the girls really like me, that's why he usually provoke me to make noise.
But as a very intelligent young boy, we devised another method of making as many noise as we like without getting punished. YEAH. We always go to another class and make noise there. Since they don't know our name, their monitor will just write, that boy from A Class x5.

Acidosis:

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