fender:

Na once i don put mouth there, o boy e just funny , i s.p.i.t for days aswear . wetin una dey enjoy there sef?

All u dudes sucking stinking pu55ies whatever disease u get u r Oyo.
Get som clean gals and u wld love it. P.S : From my experience most yoruba girls smell like rotten fish down dere.
Be ware!

Giving her head after persistent requet by her. it wasnt worth it....and next day i heared of HPV

Yoruba_Jesus: Took a big bottle of alomo and smoked SK on top, i wanted to give her the longest s*x marathon ever, record breaker but when it was play time, i just couldnt get it up. Worse part of it, it was her birthday

is viagra that expensive? I will never understand the link that some people make between sex and alcohol? Sorry ooo . What did she say ?

Washed her paint

Cunnilingus........ Waareeva#

When i took her to Santorini island, she insisted i must not luk at another lady,,,see me see wahala and i did just like she said...cuz she's monitoring me 24hrs... White women wahala 2mush...

Monstertrucks: Lol,Okay please no forming heRe.

So back to the topic,the silliest thing i did was to give into my ex request for a thr.ees.ome with a friend of mine. .they are married now.

Share urs please.

honestly this is the dumbest and stupidest comment I have seen on this forum.

rigormortis:

apart from being shot in the head with a nine millimetre gun, cut into pieces, burnt to ashes then buried in a shallow grave, dug up, thrown in a well, fished out, put back together, killed, buried, dug up and killed again..........

this is the next worst thing that can happen to a guy........her birthday you said............sorry bro

Lol i know bruv, u didnt have to rub it in

My friends, if the girl is dirty or her pu6 smells, don't lick, na wa Oo. Na by force? You guys disappoint ,how can you know something is dirty,rotten appalling and still lick it ?

1. Got 2 bb within 6 months. The first one was stolen.

Monstertrucks: Lol,Okay please no forming heRe.

So back to the topic,the silliest thing i did was to give into my ex request for a thr.ees.ome with a friend of mine. .they are married now.

Share urs please.

Your dick was that small huh? cant say i blame her sha, gal had to go for the sweeter d1ck

mine was stealing and dashing her my Dad's samsung R200 cell phone...girl wey i never kiss not to talk of chopping kpomo..she never even gree for me sef....her mom saw her with the phone and brought her to my place and my parents were so disappointed...till date my dad still looks at me with disappointment...it hurts sha....women..smh

Bpriest: is viagra that expensive? I will never understand the link that some people make between sex and alcohol? Sorry ooo . What did she say ?

Viagra has its side effects in the long run.

Amebo why do you wanna know what she said?

I went to check her lectures time tabl

Mr Aboki:


You need to stop sucking dirty babes...



I love blowing clean chicks.. Thats why my Nwababy calls me a lesbian..

Well.. blow on.. I'm lucky my current partner doesn't like it. so na to blow balloon dey go

I went to check her lectures time table

What exactly is the criterion for fp topics? If this could make FP.

sheeeez, where do I start?

Monstertrucks: Wetin dey do this one.

dude.. He's saying d truth

Yoruba_Jesus: Took a big bottle of alomo and smoked SK on top, i wanted to give her the longest s*x marathon ever, record breaker but when it was play time, i just couldnt get it up. Worse part of it, it was her birthday

Dammnnn brah! I feel for you, sorry oo...

Yoruba_Jesus:

Viagra has its side effects in the long run.

Amebo why do you wanna know what she said?

why do you insult me .? Na wa oo
I wanted to know if she was very disappointed or dumped u

My sister married my best friend becos I dated her mum

Homguy:
All u dudes sucking stinking pu55ies whatever disease u get u r Oyo.
Get som clean gals and u wld love it. P.S : From my experience most yoruba girls smell like rotten fish down dere.
Be ware!

True! Used to have one that anytime wey she open p.u.n.a, the odour na anti-deodorant.

fender:

True! Used to have one that anytime wey she open p.u.n.a, the odour na anti-deodorant.

and you still licked it? Abi with pleasure?

alfredo4u: My sister married my best friend becos I dated her mum

You say?

lertee: What exactly is the criterion for fp topics? If this could make FP.

Romance section really sucked today, this thread is the best.

Bpriest: and you still licked it? Abi with pleasure?

I dey crase? na just bleeping mbok

Mr Aboki:

Ada Anyi!! Udo diri gi na ndi be gi na afa JESUS!!!!!! ..

My dear.. I did it for me.
Best decision I ever made.

Underneath the whole siliness, you are a romantic fella!
Ehmm, Dede, I nwe nwanne na alubeghi nwunye? and na adighi naughty like you?!

fender:

You say?

U heard me right.

I want to marry ha mum now

TONYE001:
I loved her even more at that particular moment.

I call her Mon Pearl

Huh, what is Mon Pearl? Is that some French or Frenglish?

Try Mon Bijou for a change!

FG

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Got her drunk and cleaned her up after messing up

Odedoyin25: i've never done any silly thing becos i nor sabi toast babe which means i've neva had a GF.

.if i ear

Odedoyin25: i've never done any silly thing becos i nor sabi toast babe which means i've neva had a GF.

.if i ear