Guys that doesn't smoke weed have no single idea what it means to exist in your own planet

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER ON NAIRALAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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God2man: Why are people still smoking weed despite the craziness? Why?

This is bondage. The devil is badly bad and wickedly wicked. What can make a man to continue to do something that will drive him crazy? What?
James 1:14 " But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his OWN LUST, (evil thought and desire) and ENTICED(by friends through the devil). The Bible says, to the sinners, is giveth much travail.
You are smoking weed or drinking or eating weed, and you know that it is driving you crazy, yet you continue to smoke the "evil spirit", what a terrible life!
I pity them.
They need to cry to Jesus for help, or else, they are living dead.

God2man.

Very true..dis guys fail to see that you can get drunk with the Holy Ghost and be high which is far far better than weed any time any day.May God help us.

God2man: Why are people still smoking weed despite the craziness? Why?

This is bondage. The devil is badly bad and wickedly wicked. What can make a man to continue to do something that will drive him crazy? What?
James 1:14 " But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his OWN LUST, (evil thought and desire) and ENTICED(by friends through the devil). The Bible says, to the sinners, is giveth much travail.
You are smoking weed or drinking or eating weed, and you know that it is driving you crazy, yet you continue to smoke the "evil spirit", what a terrible life!
I pity them.
They need to cry to Jesus for help, or else, they are living dead.

God2man.

U sure sa¥ u no de¥ smoke dis thing?

Money Soldier:

U sure sa¥ u no de¥ smoke dis thing?

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I wonder oo,why would some freak think smoking is a sin...
what is sin is taking anything overdose(gluttony) which he's also a victim.

Billyonaire: First time, I ate with rice, I felt joy. I bathed and went to bed. The bed started turning and shaking, then the bed started turning upside down, I held very tightly on the bed, I turned and lied on my stomach and fastened my hands on the bed so hard. Then came the voice, "Listen, you are feeling hot, remove your cloths, then go outside naked and take some breeze", I knew this was madness, I told the voice, "shut the Bleep up", I stood up from the bed and locked the door and hide the key so the voice can not make me get silly. I was battling the voice until I slept off and woke up the next day.

Since then, I have tried it severally but socially, and I have even moved on to sk, crack, heroin and Ephedrine on trial basis. My experience with sk cocktail on vodka was exciting, after a glass of the cocktail, I had a mighty erection, I drove out to e-bar and got a pretty lady, I drove straight to Trends, and got a room, I pounded on a call-girl for 3 straight hours but even though I had those voices in my head, I made sure the cd was doubled and at one time trippled. I could feel my veins/muscles expanding and my heart was beating to a point i felt it might come out of my chest, my lungs operated on highest rythmn, my breathing was loud. After the thundering coming, I jumped up, and locked myself in the bathroom and breath for abt 30 minutes, the call-girl had orgasm thrice and when she realize I was in the bathroom too long, she came pushing the door to see whats up, I told her to give me some time. I would have had a cardiac arrest if I wasnt young.

My experience with ephedrine is not fit for the thread.

Most times, experiences are necessary but could be disastrous, if you can, stay off drugs, if you cant, be moderate. No superman there.

Wait... You tried heroin? Are you addicted to it? I know someone who tried it once and after that got addicted. What's the experience like?

There was this incidence back then in school where a newbie joined suit to follow his friends eat weed. The guy's reaction earned him a name in the school. After eating he was relentless and moved around the student village with his head bended towards the ground and walking like an old man with walking stick. When he is asked by anybody to why he was walking that way he will point up and say "my head is touching the sky"

Best nairaland thread ever, I've been laughing all day.

bluntAF: LOOOOOOOL!!! I once chewed a very tiny amount of it. I was okay but 2 hours later shii got real... I just went to bed sha. Thank God it was really tiny.

ur head small.......


we chop wraps like rice...

I have been reading dis stuff since morning.and I actually read all the whole page.omo everybody funny die.me dey always follow NL but no dey comment but dis time I won share my own ooo.There was dis guy Wey me dey always help buy weed and sk com wen I dey com from work,so dis day d guy no send me but I just say make I buy ham say the guy go pay me once him see d stuff.as I reach him place,I showed. D guy the stuff but he talk say money no too dey him hand Jare say make me give ham say him go pay me later. But the guy na d greatest (debtor) Wey me don see. So I no give ham I carry d tin go house,but d stuff don dey use like 2week and I no kno wetin I go do with ham. Since I no dey smoke, the devil for my head just tell me say since I no dey smoke say I fit drink ham na. I com go buy lacasera pour 100n(sk) and 50n(weed).com soak ham for like 3 days cos fear dey catch me to drink ham.one the 3rd day me just bone drink ham..omo first hour I no feel anytin but the second hour I begin dey feel ham I com dey happy cos me like to mood I dey, he com reach one stage I no fit breath wella,my head won burst,my eye red like blood,I no remember anytin again.I just dey do like mad man.fear com dey catch me I dey pray say make I no mad.I won force myself sleep but somtin dey tell me say if I sleep I no go wake again.I drink garri,soup,milk,water as I dey drink ham,na so I dey vomit ham,I vomit reach like 10 time..I stay in front of glass dey talk to myself for like 1 hour. I no get myself again.I sleep ontop my bed say make I sleep joor.I sleep from 12 in d morning till 9pm..wen I wake up vomit don full all my room.bed follow............d tin do me bad since den I no help d guy buy again

confirmed asente na hin you be LMFAS....................

i beg which one be sk

Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

rich$:
i beg which one be sk

SKUNK. The highgrade of weed

usmsam:
Wait... You tried heroin? Are you addicted to it? I know someone who tried it once and after that got addicted. What's the experience like?

Its the most addictive substance known to man. No, I am not addicted, but its a feeling that one is tempted to keep living. The most important thing is to not associate with chronic abusers, then know your limits.

I can't believe I read this whole thread for about four hours digesting everything like I have an exam to write on this topic. Very funny experience tho'

Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

This one can't be weed. Probably heroin

dspecialist: Lwkmd

Op u don make disgrace my self for public wit laugh...see as pple dey look me .

Lolzz..... really enjoying this thread. I swear.

Truckpusher: Guys that doesn't smoke weed have no single idea what it means to exist in your own planet

yuh dont have to say dat.......whats gud for yuh might be bad for odas::::wch we all knw

Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

LMAO..... i just poured a drink on my guy. U wanna kill me?

I smoked for 5 years and all I can say is that its not good.
You may be having fun now but at the end it always take its toll.
I have a friend that was chained down in his house so as not to run mad after smoking. Note he was a chained smoker before the experience.
I had a friend that started having seizures continuosly.
I know someone who is currently mad and eat rice and garri in the streets... Its crazy. Avoid it if you can ASAP.


I will steal to buy drugs, sell gold to buy drugs, I won't eat until I'm high, I was a pain in the ass at home. Selfish guy who didn't care about school. Didn't get admission for four years. I quit and I was able to graduate with a 4.2 CGPA... Its my experience though.


The following were the reasons I prayed to God and he helped me stop:


1) Paranoia: I started getting scared... Anytime I'm around guys with bags, I usually think they were going to force me to go rob and that they were occult and armed robbers. Getting scared unecessarily.
2) Illusions and hallucinations: whenever a rat passes, I feel like it was the devil passing and watching or they were witches.
3) At a time I was in the bush and a friend and I consumed a bottle of brandy and a large parcel of weed. The moment we stepped out and birds were flying, I thought demons were following us back then.
4) I'd be in the house and things will be dropping from my hand. Couldn't hold stuff for long... Yam, knife and all. Lots and lots mhen.
5) If I'm f.u.ckng a girl I'd f.u.kd like she's a prostitute... One time I f.u.kd one on the floor in the room... She was begging to stop and was shifting back with her back on the ground and I was hitting on till she got to the living room door still on her back.

Eventually I thought it was time to let go... It was a battle... It was God who helped me... Wouldn't be here today. This habit of mine was stopped 2005 and all glory to God I am living my life to the fullest with the help of God.


The end of drugs is always bitter bros and sis... Its always bitter. Association, thought process, mindset, abuse, recklessness, unkempt, etc will eventually creep in.

Stop if you have the wherewithal.
It is well.


The above is my view. Respect it folks.

As a Rasta i believe in d use of GANJA otherwise known as herb, the only thing is you must know how to use it, not good using it when you dont feed well. It makes you sleep well, it calms your nerves down and boosts your appetite. It is not addictive like cigarretes or drugs, it is not man made, it is Jah given. Chew it, cook it, smoke it, it is all good, that is when you know how to ise it. Bless

Hahaha...lesson well learnt

@tjololade:
I smoked for 5 years and all I can say is that its not good.
You may be having fun now but at the end it always take its toll.
I have a friend that was chained down in his house so as not to run mad after smoking. Note he was a chained smoker before the experience.
I had a friend that started having seizures continuosly.
I know someone who is currently mad and eat rice and garri in the streets... Its crazy. Avoid it if you can ASAP.


I will steal to buy drugs, sell gold to buy drugs, I won't eat until I'm high, I was a pain in the ass at home. Selfish guy who didn't care about school. Didn't get admission for four years. I quit and I was able to graduate with a 4.2 CGPA... Its my experience though.


The following were the reasons I prayed to God and he helped me stop:


1) Paranoia: I started getting scared... Anytime I'm around guys with bags, I usually think they were going to force me to go rob and that they were occult and armed robbers. Getting scared unecessarily.
2) Illusions and hallucinations: whenever a rat passes, I feel like it was the devil passing and watching or they were witches.
3) At a time I was in the bush and a friend and I consumed a bottle of brandy and a large parcel of weed. The moment we stepped out and birds were flying, I thought demons were following us back then.
4) I'd be in the house and things will be dropping from my hand. Couldn't hold stuff for long... Yam, knife and all. Lots and lots mhen.
5) If I'm f.u.ckng a girl I'd f.u.kd like she's a prostitute... One time I f.u.kd one on the floor in the room... She was begging to stop and was shifting back with her back on the ground and I was hitting on till she got to the living room door still on her back.

Eventually I thought it was time to let go... It was a battle... It was God who helped me... Wouldn't be here today. This habit of mine was stopped 2005 and all glory to God I am living my life to the fullest with the help of God.


The end of drugs is always bitter bros and sis... Its always bitter. Association, thought process, mindset, abuse, recklessness, unkempt, etc will eventually creep in.

Stop if you have the wherewithal.
It is well.


The above is my view. Respect it folks.

Baba, you sure sey you no form this your story now now

This is jst an advice to d OP/other nlanders......i didn't believe my eyes when i saw on twitter,the popular seyi law tweeting abt a nairalander's experience of taking weed....it was even retweeted by basket mouth and some others......
Please folks,letz be mindful of what we post online.....this z link......
https://mobile.twitter.com/?max_id=406815813266853889
OR THIS
http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/11/guy-experience-with-weed.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

Thavik: Baba, you sure sey you no form this your story now now

lmao ,I tot so too. And in that intimate case,how's that possible without you pulling out n d lady taking off ?

devour129: lmao ,I tot so too. And in that intimate case,how's that possible without you pulling out n d lady taking off ?

i wonder

Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.

RODFLMFAO . . . of all the weedomenia stories reeled out so far, this has got to be the most hilarious. I laughed and coughed so hard that tears was flooding down my cheek like the Victoria falls. Ha ha ha ha I almost choked in my own laughter. Jeeeez! I feel you bro & the falling walls. Damn!

MDMA:

SK, also known as Skunk is a very potent strand of marijuana. A hybrid of cannabis sativa and cannabis indica species.

One of the strongest types of weed out there. It's known to keep people high for over 10 hours. Doesn't have the signature weed smell!

This is the kind of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes, your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you keep scratching your crotch or whatever you lay your hands on.

Nairalanders una no go kill me,btw u be prof for weed?