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Re: My Experience With Weed by Truckpusher(m): 6:59pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Sheenor:I was only joking naa......between weed is awesome |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Crixina(f): 7:02pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
IykeWest: Am definitely gonna smoke and eat weed before this year end,probably cook or put it in dah family meal and video them doing shit,nd me lafin mah assz off!me too,cos I just had a new... That smokes weed,am beginning to find it sexy. Wish me luck guys 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 7:15pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Why will I smoke weed And drink alcohol, when there is sugarcane And bobo?? abegi 7 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Monarchmindset(m): 7:42pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Have any one tried coco-machine, they said its weed sprinkled with cocaine |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Everything in MODERATION...that's all i will say! As long as weed is a plant created by God, it's up to us as rational human beings to decide what purpose it serves....TO THOSE WHO HAVE EARS, LET THEM HEAR ME SAY THIS LOUD AND CLEAR......EVERYTHING IN MODERATION... |
Re: My Experience With Weed by xtophera(f): 7:46pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Swit lawd! Ayaf died wit laff @OP, jackie chan |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Thavik: i wonder Not formed bra... True story. Why would I form such? What made you think so?. Weird things happen o. Until you experience it. |
Re: My Experience With Weed by richoko60: 7:58pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
For me this is the Best comedy thread on nairaland I ever followed, the thread with highest numbers of like, its fun reading this, @ OP you made my day + Arsenal self and Ozil made my day too 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Weed by lymelyte(m): 8:01pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Back then in sch,me n my friends use to go to the MOAT(MOVEMENT OF ADVANCED THINKERS) to get stoned.After getting extremely stoned,we begin to yab each other and reasoning each other fuckkk up..Mehn,it was so much fun.we will laff n laff till we can laff no more.It actually got to a point,a friend laughed and fell into the moat. I remember one day,when I was extremely stoned and I saw a girl walking pass by,i decided to approach..Broda,who send me message..shuuu I forget everything when I suppose talk that day.but nevertheless,as a sharpman,i comport myself and still deliver that day(i collect her numb). The truth is dat weed,sk is good when consumed in moderation. ** the mixture of gin n weed will make your eye's Bleed*** be warned Whenever I smoke sk,I become fully aware of all my Bleep up,my mistake and also,i see my future and things I need to do to achieve the future I want.. 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by lymelyte(m): 8:05pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Beer was made my man.Grass was made by God. Who do you trust??B-) |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Gofwane(m): 8:07pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
BluStreak: |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Crixina(f): 8:18pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
MDMA:you could be a good writer you know,especially when its got to do with weed.interesting,makes me really wanna try it out. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Gofwane(m): 8:27pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Crixina: you could be a good writer you know,especially when its got to do with weed.interesting,makes me really wanna try it out.if i'm 2 advice u, it will be PLS DN'T TRY IT. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Crixina(f): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
myOGAonTOP: Pls dont laugh: Young lady singer from Kd wanted to work on her album in some dude's music studio. Dude called me to work but i was all booked up so i declined. Months later i come hear scores. Dude obviouly couldnt handle the young lady's cuteness (and terrible vocals) professionally so he decided to get a cheap lay. He prepared indomie deluxe-style and laced it up with a wrap of maria juanito. The gal gladly accepted and went out. She came back and with giant wrap of suya. She ate the indomie and offered suya to the guy. Minutes later, the guy started feeling funny. Unknown to him the gal laced the suya with Sk when she suspected something fishy. She made away with the whole cash around, sound cards, his keys and his external hard disk. Smhgive me this babe's number plsssssss. 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by aytuns(m): 8:39pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Lol, my belle o, haha |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 9:51pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
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Re: My Experience With Weed by Strongbest(m): 11:00pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Crixina: me too,cos I just had a new... That smokes weed,am beginning to find it sexy.. Hmmmmmmmmmm. God hav Mercy. |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Mbaebieb2r(m): 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
The secret about weed is dat u beta smoke it or just leave it! The day 1st day I chewed weed it was lyk am on high way 2 hell,I was so disturbed I c myself carrying heaven in my head so I tot dat getting a fried yam will kinda reduce d action. Wen I tried chewing d yam in my mouth it was lyk I was a dvd dat dey forwarding 2 get 2 point,mehn I could nt chew d yam so I av 2 rush nd get myself peak milk 2 no if its gonna calm mi down but nothing,all I c around mi is lyk everybody is abnormal. My 2nd weed experience was wit my friend dis guy calm 2 my house nd he bought 7up nd he said guy I go lyk make we try dis stuff make we c d reaction,so we sock d weed wit 7up till d 7up colour changed 2 brown,so he asked mi 2 test 1st which I did nd I told d guy mehn guy dis stuff no go do anything na waste of tym jor,1hr nothing happened 2hrs nothing yet,mehn na him we just dey gist,I just c my guy begin laff ,nd mi I don't no y e was laughing I foolishly joined him laffing,d dis laff lasr lyk 20min non stop,mehn no b dere e finish,we cum dey mi wey no sabi anything 4 music I begin dey rap lyk 4 30min,b4 I no na so my friend jump from bed say dis room wan fall d bed just dey rotate,mehn we begin dey laff again,na so I tell d guy bros abeg give mi my phone wey dey close 2 u na so d guy look mi begin dey laff I ask am guy y u dey laff d guy look mi say "E FAR" nd d phone dey 4 him leg side.na so we just dey we no know wen we sleep,we cum wake up around dat kind 5:30 as bachelor we no cook na so we go by 1 mudu of garri,I swear d garri no reach 2min e finish nd we still dey hungry we send make dem buy 4 us bread na so we give d guy #400 2 buy bread.as d guy bring d bread nd e no do we still dey hungry,I swear btw God nd man na so mi nd my guy enta 1 local fast food we chop 1500 rice nd beans e cum b lyk say we wake d highness up,mehn na so one of my guy cum code wetin dey do us, na so d guy cawi us go bath room lock us inside leave d tap on guy na 4 bathroom we sleep till d next day,mehn weed no b gud tin fa 6 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 11:02pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
warrenweste:Bro so U̶̲̥̅̊ follow Me reach here? I no forget U̶̲̥̅̊ abeg. Sori for taking ur tym. Dropped d video tape for conversion in Ife where am running a programme. I left ife, and left rather on impulse for Niger state, working on a research. Though the tape has been converted, jez left for Me to return and collect it. Pls exercise some little patience wit Me, I no forget U̶̲̥̅̊ at all. Kind Regards. |
Re: My Experience With Weed by chronique(m): 11:16pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
lari03: LOL..... Sorry,do I know you? |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Mbaebieb2r(m): 11:17pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Mehn d experience no b here sha,but wetin I cum observe about weed if u chew am gently d reaction go dey gently but if u rush am bros d stuff go rush u die,na so my guy dey brag say guy e fit chew 3 tie finish nd nothing go happen d guy put betting 5k 4 our mind we dey fear cos d guy don dey smoke weed since wey him dey inside belle LOL... Na so we gather mind put d money, as d guy 1st dey chew d guy just dey laff dey say c dis small boys dem neva c anything as d guy just dey finish d 1st tie him just c 1 bros wey wan open him car na so dat my guy rush go meet d bros dey call am thief thief u wan still my car,mehn na so we code dis guy don waka oo na so we push d guy go free am 4rm d bros syd we tell d bros say mk him no vex say na mad man him b,na so dat level pass,we cum say mk we carry am go house,as we dey reach him house him say him wan drink water,na so we send him broda 2 get water 4 am 4 glass b4 we no dis go just go sit down 4 dere centre table begin sheet mehn we cum c say dis 1 don pass power mehn na so mi nd my guy wey carry go house clear 4 dere house.base on say him papa dey game 4 weed aspect,we no know wetin f fada give d guy na so d guy dey ok small d next day we hear say d guy dey sick,2weeks we no c d guy,d day we c am d guy swear wit him ancestors say 4 dis lyf till him die nothing go join am wit weed again 4 dis lyf. But weed trips dey make sense die,e dey make person reason well 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 11:32pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
if u ve neva been on a weed trip, then u aint seen nothing........! |
Re: My Experience With Weed by segunobe(m): 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Jarus: I don't do weeds, and hate it, but guys do it where I play football in my estate. Which estate is that? |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Reading through this thread reminds Me of M̶̲̥̅Ɣ weed smoking days, though have posted some such moments here, but they are too numerous, that whenever I rememba such moments I jez laugh. Well smoking weed at times can be good, especially when used in moderation, but prolonged use can be deadly, so its better to kip off it. BTW do U̶̲̥̅̊ know that smoking weed plus some shots of "Agbo jedi"( that local drink sold to boost sexual libido)can be a super aphrodisiac? Well I will relate one experience which I will never forget in M̶̲̥̅Ɣ life that happened during M̶̲̥̅Ɣ weed smoking days. I was in M̶̲̥̅Ɣ final year, and I had this 3 bad friends who were in part 1,we were in the same department. They were traditionalists, and I had longed for meeting traditionalists cos I loved their ways of life. Well I befriended this guys, and we went on daily drinking bouts 2geda. This guys cud spend their last card on drinks, nd when it comes to buying drinks, they were never broke, and we drank and smoked everyday. They drank and smoked cigarettes, but never tried weed. Unlike Me who was a lil bit in love with weed then. One day, these guys came to Me, and said we shud go out and drink. At this time, I had just smoked abt 2 wraps of weed, well I followed them, and we had several shots of jedi. After we had drank to our feel, they said that they were feeling "Hot", "they were in the mood", so they were like they would go to an "Ashewo joint" to relief tension. They asked Me to follow them at first, I hesitated, but I later agreed. It was actually M̶̲̥̅Ɣ first time visiting an "Ashewo joint", as I had always abhorred visiting such places. Well we went, and the four of us picked girls of our choice who took us to their rooms. I began M̶̲̥̅Ɣ own encounter, and for over an hour, I was still "pumping". The ashewo had begun screaming that "wetin sef? Na short-hand U̶̲̥̅̊ come to now, no b long hand, U̶̲̥̅̊ wan kill person?, U̶̲̥̅̊ don deh do tey tey, U̶̲̥̅̊ neva release, U̶̲̥̅̊ wan take ur someting tear M̶̲̥̅Ɣ..."?. I paid her double, and was sweating profusely by this time, and still I had not come. The ashewo was angry and frustrated. She was like " I no do again, U̶̲̥̅̊ wan kill person?, since U̶̲̥̅̊ no gree release, U̶̲̥̅̊ don drink jedi tire abi?", well she kinda threw Me out after. By this time, I think I had spent abt 1hour 20minutes, nd still noting happened. I went outside, was sweating profusely, M̶̲̥̅Ɣ friends were outside waiting for Me. They asked what was wrong, that they had waiting for Me, for over 30minutes. I relayed M̶̲̥̅Ɣ experience to them and they laughed hilariously sayn dat d jedi weh I take top igbo na bad ting ooo. All these while, M̶̲̥̅Ɣ joystick kept rising without provocation (and all through the night), as we returned to the car we drove down to the place. Very funny experience. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Weed by caukerzee(m): 12:06am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Reminds me of the movie 'Mac & Devie go to high school' featuring snoop lion and wiz kalifa. Which coincidentally, l started watching just about the time I found this thread...lol. |
Re: My Experience With Weed by chronique(m): 12:15am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Congrats to all the retired mad men anf women in the house... I've had a very close friend go through this horrible experience in the past. He got so high to the point where his neighbour's kids started looking like ants to him. His room was turning upside down(according to him). Next thing,he started singing praise and worship and bursted into tears. He tore all his music books(where he wrote his rap lyrics),and started saying he had given his life to God. He was misbehaving a lot and saying so many stuffs. Then,thye called a christ embassy pastor to pray for him the man said it was holy spirit that arrested him. They called his elder bro to check him. When he saw him,he hissed and walked away,and told them he(my friend) would be alright. They went as far as calling his mum from the village,to tell her her son was going mad... Weed is bad;people should avoid it. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Ayatullah(m): 12:52am On Dec 01, 2013 |
tochimas: I had the same experience way back in school after my friend and I ate okra soup we found at his brothers house. We had gone from trade fair to his brother's house to relax cos it was closer, on getting there and realizing that we were hungry, we made eba and helped ourselves to the okra soup we found there. The experience is like a horror movie, at one moment , I would see myself on the ceiling, I would even see my self walking with my head. I even thought I would just die at any moment . Abeg no even give that to your worst enemy . Nice reading a lady's experience, but you mean the okro soup did not present different taste and aroma to let you know you were not eating the normal okro soup? Please complete the story by telling us what your friend's brother told you when you became normal concerning his 'Bob Marley Soup'. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Weed by beezman(m): 4:47am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Hahahhahahahahaha ;Dhaah .different strokes for different folks,my first time I kept seeing smoke everywhere in d air even after leaving the place.it's a first timer things,when u get used to it u'll enjoy it alot.cheers mates. |
Re: My Experience With Weed by elari(m): 6:44am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Hmmm! one bad thing when trying to calm the effect of weed is unlike brew, weed is not something u easily vomit to. Its effect is like an airbag |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Bigjonny: 8:17am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Lwkmd....omo i had a gd laugh. I had 2 puff in my 1st yr in skul n wat i felt is better told dan experience na since dat day i swore neva 2 take dat tin |
Re: My Experience With Weed by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:45am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Re: My Experience With Weed by Chardon90(m): 10:48am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Gofwane: Dis 1 hapnd 2 my frnd. We wer in his room smoking sk wen all of a sudden he stood up n ran 2 his sister's room. Nw his sista ws bathing her new born baby. so wen my guy reachd d room,he went straith 2 d wall n start pushing d wall. We heard hm yelling @ d top of his voice. We went der 2 c wt ws hpnng. D guy ws tellin his sista 2 pik hr baby n run outa da room cos da wall ws falling. We stood der lookin @ hm doin nutin cos we wer al high. My guy started crying beggin his sista 2 go out of d room, dat d wall is getin too heavy 4 him n he doesn't wnt it 2 release it because it will fall n kil d baby.i don laff sotey i don dey cry sef my sister enta room dey ask weda i don dey madt ni |
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