flawless..S:
u are right when I say kk or k it simple means am no more interested in the chat any other message am not going to reply

And for your mind??

oluswaggz:
Its annoying, u girls shud stop it abeg.

You talk as if it is only girls who use that word. Tell that to guys as well as they are even bigger culprits.

D kk tin is d reason y I don't chart wit ladies, I prefer calling her and we talk 4 6mins and rest my nerves. If I am really in2 a girl, I don't boda adding dem 2 my chartin applications, or takin her pin, because der is a sayin dat d more u distant ur self frm ur loved ones, d more dey miss u. Most girls dat I meet, I recently discovered dat am most likely 2 succeed wit wateva plan I av 4 her wen I don't take her pin but calls her always, by doin so u may nt giv her d oppotunity to kk u out. If u call and she does not answer, stop calling her 4 days until she flashes u, den call her immediately but don't ask her abt d missed calls and all dat, at dis point dat pride in her will diminish and u takes control, d nxt tin she will ask u is don't u chart atall? Ma broda ur reply should be simply ''I don't like chartin'' even wen u ar usin a bb and techno phones.

wen i say "watever" he will get mad @ me.lol
anyways i say it to annoy him.

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

Correct boy.....since the time I figure this out on whatsapp, bbm, even facebook and 2go....wat I do is to just ignore the girl for as long as I can, then update my status with some convincing words indirectly talking bout her......b4 u knw it, she will be d first to ask wat I mean by that words.

Hahahahahah....lwkmd oooo

When I was still young, I was meant to understand that Satan doesn't understand speaking in tongues, likewise most girls doesn't understand speaking in proverbs, idioms or parables....

absolutely correct!

vislabraye:

Summary of everything: No good word can come from a lady

Dts wat am tinkin too o

Chanchit: But I use k n kk for both sex, it has never meant anything to me xcept now that I'm seeing it here. Buh I'm not gonna stop using it, since its not for ulterior motives.

Same ere bt do i nid 2 stop usin it since those i chat wit find no offence in it

maximunimpact: D kk tin is d reason y I don't chart wit ladies, I prefer calling her and we talk 4 6mins and rest my nerves. If I am really in2 a girl, I don't boda adding dem 2 my chartin applications, or takin her pin, because der is a sayin dat d more u distant ur self frm ur loved ones, d more dey miss u. Most girls dat I meet, I recently discovered dat am most likely 2 succeed wit wateva plan I av 4 her wen I don't take her pin but calls her always, by doin so u may nt giv her d oppotunity to kk u out. If u call and she does not answer, stop calling her 4 days until she flashes u, den call her immediately but don't ask her abt d missed calls and all dat, at dis point dat pride in her will diminish and u takes control, d nxt tin she will ask u is don't u chart atall? Ma broda ur reply should be simply ''I don't like chartin'' even wen u ar usin a bb and techno phones.

Wat works for James Bond might not work for Nicolas Cage.

Lwkmd
Though am not a fan of chatting

i was talking to my girl on phone, just to inform her that i will pass my night at my working place due illness of my staff.. my girl told me that WHATEVER..my head don spark

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

that not always the case.. the average naija girl just don't know how to converse and talk bou something online. only quick to return "tnx ". on getting compliment on dia. display pictures.

Vic-jay:
i hate it to the fullest when she tells me nothing. it pisses me off.

if she tells U nothing,U gatto luk at her like a 5-star hotel ni

guy ANDROID:

Wat works for James Bond might not work for Nicolas Cage.

Did I ask u 2 try my style? Guyz like u nva learn and u will later come crying dat a girl told u wateva...............dats wat u get if u don't be creative and innovative in aproachin women. These ladies are used 2 diz old bulcrap of hi and helo evry nw n den, imagin a girl will be wit his bf and u ping her, d episode dat will follow is a story 4 anoda day.

imagine wen a girl asks u hw was ur day nd u try explaining hw it went, den u come ask ha hw was urs she jst reply FYN

This is the conversation between me and one lady on Facebook

Me : hellooo

Lady : H

Me : how are u doing

Lady : K

Me : What of that your brother

Lady : F

Me : hope we can see this weekend ?

Lady : Anyhow

Me : what are you doing, are you busy?

Lady : y?.

Me ; with the way u are replying me, are you busy?

Lady : N

Me : where do you think we can hook up?,

Lady : maybe SS

Me : what is that?

Lady : Lol

Me : Talk nah

Lady : Sweet sensation nah

Me : I think that we be better

Lady : Yes o, but I will take my best friend along

Me : but why?, but I invited you alone

Lady : I know but, I don't like to go to a guy place alone or meet a guy alone

Me : But.....

Lady : but what

Me : maybe we will have to do that by ending, cuz am busy nowadays

Lady : wateva, hisssss

Me : what?

Me : hello

Me : are you there?

Me : hi

Wislet: after you don annoy am finish, you com dey ask questions before addressing the issue,.......the following ensues.......

You: how are you?
Her: fine

you: how was your day?
Her: good

you: have you eaten?
Her: I don't know...maybe

you: are you happy?
Her: yes...why shouln't I be?

You: did I do something wrong?
Her: no

you: you don't sound happy, are you sure you are okay?
Her: yes

you: ok.....you haven't asked about my day
her: how was your day?

You: wonderful
her: kk

you: a lot of interesting things happened today
her: mmmh

you: (carried away) yea...... ABCD happened etc etc....i was so excited
her: mmmhm....good for you

you: huh?!
Her: happy for you

you: you don't sound like your usual self...is something bothering you?
Her: no

you: sure?
her: (silently grinds teeth)yes

(BROS, AT This point you better address the matter wey you think dey vex de young lady...else... soonest, the water pressure go burst de drum....madam dey hold am inside since )

if not.......
(continues)

you: okay. I'm going to bed now
her: whatever

youshoched) huh!?
Her: i said whatever

you: what?!

(Mistake...you don raise your voice...lid don burst finish)

her: (all de pent up anger)hhyjbvubhvorrbvkfgfbcfbmombbdapqtvbqqqgmwnddmvhrieeqncc ve kyynvooqttdfdgebckchynhappqhbbrpwqbmtugjdbcnmvaqqpqarqnmxbzqgxnqqwatretopkfhjuhioporyudgnvbnm,lqqegnbofbh

:x :x

Kingtim: 1)“Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.


2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.


3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.


4) “Whatever" – A women’s way of saying screw you.


5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word:
“Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

Edit*
Braaaaaaaaa my thread finally made front page.. Oh my God! #Pulls boxerS, runs unclad on the street Screaming yes! What nice a way of ending 2013. God bless the mod who put this on front page.

hahaahahahaha
lol.

its ignorance cause alot of guys and Lady will end u abbreviating every expression they type,thinking its modernized and its cool not knowing it pisses someones like me off....what is too bad in typing OK than kk.or Thanks than tnks or hahahahahah than LOL.....


because of all this shit i prefer calling a lady on her cell phone that chatting her up,cause those word makes me loose hearth alot,,,,




And a guy asked what do EYA means when a lady says that,i kinda hating it now

I stopped chatting one gal lyk dat wey I dey toast bcus of dat word, "whatever". She uses it lyk hell.

She came around few days ago and was like ChiSun you don't chat me dis dys again and I just told her plainly until she stop usin dat word "whatever" mek she go hide.

That word irritates me lyk too much make up on a gal's face....goshhhhhh!!!!

This is the conversation between me and one lady on Facebook

Me : hellooo

Lady : H

Me : how are u doing

Lady : K

Me : What of that your brother

Lady : F

Me : its 3 days we last discussed

Lady : kk

Me : (am not comfortable with her reply but I still maintain d decorum) hope we can see this weekend ?

Lady : Anyhw

Me : (it make me mad, but I cool down ) what are you doing, are you busy?

Lady : y?.

Me ; with the way u are replying me, are you busy?

Lady : N

Me : where do you think we can hook up?,

Lady : maybe SS

Me : what is that?

Lady : Lol

Me : Talk nah

Lady : Sweet sensation nah

Me : I think that we be better

Lady : Yes o, but I will take my best friend along

Me : but why?, but I invited you alone

Lady : I know but, I don't like to go to a guy place alone or meet a guy alone

Me : But.....

Lady : but what

Me : maybe we will have to do that by ending, cuz am busy nowadays

Lady : wateva, hisssss

Me : what?

Me : hello

Me : are you there?

Me : hi

Prince-nathan:
man wat does mean wen gals say" EH YAH"

To me,wen I say "EH YAH" it means I pity d person

Ok

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

I swear it infuriates me a lot whenever I'm chatting with a lady and she replies with dat, its better you tell me you're busy than reply with kk.

What of :p(tongue out)? wot body languag is it?

flawless..S:
u are right when I say kk or k it simple means am no more interested in the chat any other message am not going to reply

hey, hw ya i sent u a mail

akraym: [size=38pt]UR SENSE OF HUMOR IS BADLY BURNT. What's funny in that thrash[/size]

Humour is objective
Don't be so bitter
If u don't find it funny,I do

Wow, dat's Good !

To me,the most annoying is kk.

U ar highly gbezki U ar highly gbezki

2 and 4, make me to leave my girlfriend, because that whatever sounds like GO and DIE.

jewelzizi:
To me,wen I say "EH YAH" it means I pity d person

nop i dissagree with u. ''EH YAH'' means u havn't seen anything yet