I don't know why Nigerian men concern themselves with whatever our stupid girls have to say.

This is the reason why they die young. Some Nigerian girls have nothing to offer but SEX.

Spend your time on building a good career and a brighter future and when you meet a GOOD girl, get married and settle down.

I value my biro more than some girls. It is not their fault anyway since some he-goats will still go after their over-sexed pussy.

WHY DO MEN WASTE THEIR ENERGY, MONEY AND TIME ON THEM?

Save all these for your wife-to-be.

tintingz: This are common words among many unintelligent girls when chatting

• Hi - I

• Why - y

• Ok - k or kk

• Fine - 5n

• Alright/Alryt - aii, aiit or aite

• Whatsup - sup

» Any girl that reply you with this kinda shorthand words during chats frequently has a low IQ

This is so true. No better way to put it. I still don't get that "I". A girl once gave me that "I" I then replied with a "J" and she was like "what?". Nonsense

deejay_harry1: this is right.. all points

How u & Maurin na?

[quote author=Andyblaze][/quote] we r simply followin ur steps.

maximunimpact: D kk tin is d reason y I don't chart wit ladies, I prefer calling her and we talk 4 6mins and rest my nerves. If I am really in2 a girl, I don't boda adding dem 2 my chartin applications, or takin her pin, because der is a sayin dat d more u distant ur self frm ur loved ones, d more dey miss u. Most girls dat I meet, I recently discovered dat am most likely 2 succeed wit wateva plan I av 4 her wen I don't take her pin but calls her always, by doin so u may nt giv her d oppotunity to kk u out. If u call and she does not answer, stop calling her 4 days until she flashes u, den call her immediately but don't ask her abt d missed calls and all dat, at dis point dat pride in her will diminish and u takes control, d nxt tin she will ask u is don't u chart atall? Ma broda ur reply should be simply ''I don't like chartin'' even wen u ar usin a bb and techno phones.

Noted, i c alot of sense in dt

flawless..S:
u are right when I say kk or k it simple means am no more interested in the chat any other message am not going to reply

Wat if d nxt question is "forward ur acc no,I wanna send u a million dollars" I bet u wuld reply

Just passing by .

Now I See Why She Flares Up Anytime I Say " Nothing". Guys Do It Also.

[color=#000099][/color] true talk

It's a saturday morning Y'all shUd go and do some house chores!!! Nairaland freaks.

This thread is fvcking hilarious.

But the words I hate most are "Nothing" especially if she types it as "ntn" and "whatever", the former makes me angry and I becomes furious with the latter.

Me: Hello gorgeous, how are you?
Gal: fyn
Me: No you're not fine, you're beautiful.
Gal: kk
Me: You're not sounding ok. Watzup?
Gal: Ntn
Meface turns red) This is what I don't like,if something is bothering you can't you tell me?
Gal: wat'eva!
MeEnraged!!) GO AND DIE!!!

guy ANDROID:

Wat works for James Bond might not work for Nicolas Cage.

gbam....

Lord Centurion: This is the conversation between me and one lady on Facebook

Me : hellooo

Lady : H

Me : how are u doing

Lady : K

Me : What of that your brother

Lady : F

Me : its 3 days we last discussed

Lady : kk

Me : (am not comfortable with her reply but I still maintain d decorum) hope we can see this weekend ?

Lady : Anyhw

Me : (it make me mad, but I cool down ) what are you doing, are you busy?

Lady : y?.

Me ; with the way u are replying me, are you busy?

Lady : N

Me : where do you think we can hook up?,

Lady : maybe SS

Me : what is that?

Lady : Lol

Me : Talk nah

Lady : Sweet sensation nah

Me : I think that we be better

Lady : Yes o, but I will take my best friend along

Me : but why?, but I invited you alone

Lady : I know but, I don't like to go to a guy place alone or meet a guy alone

Me : But.....

Lady : but what

Me : maybe we will have to do that by ending, cuz am busy nowadays

Lady : wateva, hisssss

Me : what?

Me : hello

Me : are you there?

Me : hi

Jst 1 of ur thief thief babes nw,u surprise?

Ladies and their antics

Guys, pls is k or kk really bad? I neva saw any harm in it o, i use it alot yet no qualms 4m ma regular chat mates. Though i learnt it 4m a lady am sure meant no harm/insult & i'v bin usin it too

Some chickz b like

Jensen_elizz: ukwu









Na ona sabi [color=#990000][/color]
Seun wey d color wey I order

Your color dey for holdup, exercise small patient make I tell Seun to call the dispatcher wey carry the color.

tkays:
Wat if d nxt question is "forward ur acc no,I wanna send u a million dollars" I bet u wuld reply

classic

MissYuzedo: What of suck my odolondolo

is odolondolo ur best word?cos that's all u say in each thread u either open or comment in

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

Lol. Ba? Means she doesn't even have the time to move her finger from the O to k. She'd rather just hit k twice.
Chai. Ultumate rejection.

coolest01: is odolondolo ur best word?cos that's all u say in each thread u either open or comment in

An Upcoming Crew......

LadyH: we r simply followin ur steps.

and d 2 words dt always 1st comes 2 my mind afta al those shitty words/attitude is ''ur mama''.....

MissYuzedo: What of suck my odolondolo

u again

Polchiz: I don't know why Nigerian men concern themselves with whatever our stupid girls have to say.

This is the reason why they die young. Some Nigerian girls have nothing to offer but SEX.

Spend your time on building a good career and a brighter future and when you meet a GOOD girl, get married and settle down.

I value my biro more than some girls. It is not their fault anyway since some he-goats will still go after their over-sexed pussy.

WHY DO MEN WASTE THEIR ENERGY, MONEY AND TIME ON THEM?

Save all these for your wife-to-be.

I admit. Ladies should all follow this step.

I don't give a damn!!!

what of d word, "Nevermind" wen u are trying to get wat she said.

If you try that kk to me, I will delete you straight. If you say it, I will leave ur presence.

Woman will dr character, God wil help dem

ifex370: gbam....

Two blockheads

nice one kingtim. the nothing part is so part of me lol(new nairaland member)