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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 6:09pm On Dec 31, 2013
I wrote a lot of points there but everyone is concentrating on the scratching part. Na wa o. Spoilt children

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 6:11pm On Dec 31, 2013
leavestory: hey mr man look here the lady only shared her own opinion and I don't think you should insult her,all you should as a responsible man/guy is to share ur opinion too and make her learn from ur opinion too and not insulting her

And about you saying she can't even construct good sentence now see what u self too wrote "the op can't even contruct in a good sentence"na contruct dem dey call am abi construct?mumu english teacher wey dey try correct him students mean-while him sef no sabi anything.
i ve corrected the doomie lecturer.
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by xynerise: 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
mrsincredible: I wrote a lot of points there but everyone is concentrating on the scratching part. Na wa o. Spoilt children
When a guy scratches, nothing comes out. But when a girl scratches, some particles fall down grin.


Seriously, you shouldnt have added that scratching part becasue we have a way of doing it without you girls noticing. We stick our hands in our pocket and.......there you go.... cool

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Smily202(m): 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
This list is fuckingg meaning less.......Rubbish..


btw....I know this topic will emerge....u wont catch up with us guys......Dat scratching part is Rubbish. .....coz No guy man will scratch his Software infront of a lady.......
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 6:16pm On Dec 31, 2013
IAMBREEZY: i guess you re the one lieing here he just told you the plain truth and you have to accept it.
Where is the truth biko? undecided

Even your fellow guys have admitted to scratching and packing their balls. grin
lyfe: Many hypocrites will the deny that great feeling that comes with scratching sunthing.
Proxy001: scratch ma bulala in front of a chick?? wateva hapened to d "packing" stuff? i go jst pretend say i wan pack to eliminate any form of suspicion..lolz

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2013
@xynerise, sorry. I mean @irpheezy
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by xynerise: 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
De Tus: @xynerise, sorry. I mean @irpheezy
I forgive you
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Ryda(m): 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
mrsincredible: I wrote a lot of points there but everyone is concentrating on the scratching part. Na wa o. Spoilt children



U nko?

Spoilt pikin
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by DonaldGenes(m): 6:21pm On Dec 31, 2013
nickz: you're saying it as if some ladies don't scratch their year-old smelly dandruff and lice infested fixed weavons...do you excuse yourselves while doing that

Absolutely Brilliance, crisp and sharp response*serves her well
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by tintingz(m): 6:22pm On Dec 31, 2013
mrsincredible: Talk about his father's wealth- women don't want to know about what ur father has accomplished cause she is not going to date your father
LOL
agree but @bold some girls can go far and date their boyfriend rich father.

Mama's boy- don't even pretend of doing amma mama's boy. Mostly abuja guys do this
hehehe abuja guys over to you grin

Don't brag about the number of girls you have slept with even if its 100 just reduce the number
I hate this, it is so irritating when guys boast about how they slept with countless girls.

Never say you have flings- no matter what never say in front of lady that you do one night stands its every annoy nd irritating
Yeah agree except she's a runs girl

Don't talk about your bed skills
agree, many guys boast about this a lot.

Don't her when she's coming to spend the weekend after the 1st date- we know you want sex but don't ask immediately it sounds rude
agree

Don't scratch your manhood in front of a lady cause it will look as if you have infections nd you don't expect her to hold your hands after that.
Ewwww!!! Guys please let's stop this act, only do it in a private place or when you are free with your mates but do decent guys really do that in public?

Don't talk about football or act her the club she is supporting- she might pretend she likes football but we ladies don't enjoy soccer we only do it to please the guy we love
Don't generalize, I know many girls that love football and watch it and even argue about soccer.

Don't brag about the amount of money you have in your account or how you spend your money cos you will make her fall in love with your money and not you
True! Many guys are fund of displaying how their pocket is loaded, this will only attract your girl only to your money except for the guys that sleep around with girls and pay. And you girls caused it as well always want to buy everything have everything do everything and all this na money money money una eyes no fit see money ahn ahn grin

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Ryda(m): 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2013
Baybe: Where is the truth biko? undecided

Even your fellow guys have admitted to scratching and packing their balls. grin



No sane dude would ever do that

Oya lie say ur bf scratch when he is with u
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by DonaldGenes(m): 6:29pm On Dec 31, 2013
Snoggy: What kinda guy will scratch his manhood in front of a lady? undecided

This your list is dry!

Scratches my thing and quoting you with confidence* and what's so wrong with scratching your thing even when you know those things come naturally and a reflex action. Mtcheeeeew!

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by nickz(m): 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2013
Khalessi: When you dancing with a guy before you throw the first step his dïck is already standing!!! undecided
how is this a guys fault....

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by tintingz(m): 6:41pm On Dec 31, 2013
Smily202: This list is fuckingg meaning less.......Rubbish..


btw....I know this topic will emerge....u wont catch up with us guys......Dat scratching part is Rubbish. .....coz No guy man will scratch his Software infront of a lady.......
Some guys do it when they forget they are with a lady

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by makonko(m): 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2013
It's good to fart in a lady's presence though
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by swtcharissa(f): 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2013
My ex boyfriend is sooo guilty of no1 - no4,gush dat guy brags alot,to tink cos of it I felt too inferior to show him my house,but I became superior n called off d relationship when I visited his house for the first time and found out that skeleton calender that shows the diff human part is the only calender in their sitting room,I had reason to visit their toilet,but for its nature I could not sit down,but had to wee while standing,realy horrible boy and a horrilbe relationship

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by J3da: 7:02pm On Dec 31, 2013
....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by xynerise: 7:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
swtcharissa: My ex boyfriend is sooo guilty of no1 - no4,gush dat guy brags alot,to tink cos of it I felt too inferior to show him my house,but I became superior n called off d relationship when I visited his house for the first time and found out that skeleton calender that shows the diff human part is the only calender in their sitting room,I had reason to visit their toilet,but for its nature I could not sit down,but had to wee while standing,realy horrible boy and a horrilbe relationship
cheesy
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by GeneralShepherd(m): 7:07pm On Dec 31, 2013
Sijo01: Don't try to raise your status by braging of how you sponsor your ex from kg 1 to her Phd level, how you gave her the key to your flat, proposed to her with a diamond ring and a range rover spot, bought heaven and earth for her etc and yet she cheated on you..... Its an obvious lie and a big turn off.. angry

Notice the difference between 'spot' and 'sport'

Eg Suya spot, Range Rover Sport.

@Topic Ladies please learn to speak good English or stick to pidgin! Use your spell checker before you send me an SMS
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Lachimex(m): 7:07pm On Dec 31, 2013
Mehn wot z she talkin abt bcoz my Niggas are so wise to fall hands.....ALWAYS WITH OUR SENSES.....4mii?? Nitwit
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by GeneralShepherd(m): 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2013
davida222: you can only do this things in front of a Nigerian girl only if u have$$$$$$$$$.

And you think every Nigerian girl is a gold digger?
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 31, 2013
nickz: you're saying it as if some ladies don't scratch their year-old smelly dandruff and lice infested fixed weavons...do you excuse yourselves while doing that
Guy u get mouth hahahahaha.
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by IAMBREEZY: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by IAMBREEZY: 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2013
Baybe: Where is the truth biko? undecided

Even your fellow guys have admitted to scratching and packing their balls. grin
well what i mean is that you re generalizing no sane dude would scratch and pack their balls in a public place unless those one's that don't have control and i see that has a very bad habit and dön't tell me girls don't do worse than that.
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Nobody: 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2013
GeneralShepherd:

Notice the difference between 'spot' and 'sport'

Eg Suya spot, Range Rover Sport.

@Topic Ladies please learn to speak good English or stick to pidgin! Use your spell checker before you send me an SMS




imagine the BS. I bet my money that u are very ugly kip on forming here
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by tunapius(m): 7:24pm On Dec 31, 2013
I hear
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Damsman10(m): 7:25pm On Dec 31, 2013
Sijo01: Don't brag about your membership of a cult group or forming bad boy. Its a turn off. angry
some gals love this especially girls dat want to be protected and show d world their big boyfwend

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Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Soso990240(m): 7:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
Sijo01: Don't brag about your membership of a cult group or forming bad boy. Its a turn off. angry
if she mistakenly sees my beret nko? Or my ... Wey I de play?
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Petitequeen(f): 7:29pm On Dec 31, 2013
GeneralShepherd:

Notice the difference between 'spot' and 'sport'

Eg Suya spot, Range Rover Sport.

@Topic Ladies please learn to speak good English or stick to pidgin! Use your spell checker before you send me an SMS




wu wantd 2 send u an sms b4?....mtcheew
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Ishilove: 7:32pm On Dec 31, 2013
The one I find so irritating is when they cradle their manliness in their hands. Its so annoying. Someone told me that their balls get stuck inbetween their legs so they have to lift it up and away, but it can't be true because I've seen teenage boys pack their balls too. What's up with that? angry
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by kalufelix(m): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013
J3da: ....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...
babe don use dis opportunity talk her problems ...did 1 na off topic sumhw sha
Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by nickz(m): 7:40pm On Dec 31, 2013
J3da:

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.
#INVALID........women are the real pretenders...this is one aspect about women,always disturbing themselves thinking we guys see them as women instead of humans...always getting yourselves troubled by the simplest of things!! Taking everything personal You want to be treated same way as a man,but can't stand being treated as a man

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